#sakamoto also loves gintoki but doesnt need him but Sort of in the same way as sugi that it makes gintoki somehow want to pursue him

[joelletwo]

head in my hands the final gintoki.

[joelletwo]

#on my shit -> just the fact that [if u can beat gintoki into submission u have him in submission voice] if u can. hm. substitute action.#[thinking about dying kitten sugi being so blatantly in love with him it gets the aro guy to panic response start talkin about#taking him on dates <- just for sugi to turn him down. really beautiful maneuver on his part.] if u can. hm.

#[spends the next three hours trying to mathematically separate sugi from everyone else whos in love w gin but doesnt get reciprocated]#<- our special little princess#zura loved him just as long but zura's self sufficient. many clients love gintoki And need gintoki. tsukki..........................#tsukki theyre like matched Not Ready For That. gintoki ready to put that revelation off for forever in fact#[scrunching up my face and rushing past it] i think hijikata needs him but doesnt love him#sakamoto also loves gintoki but doesnt need him but Sort of in the same way as sugi that it makes gintoki somehow want to pursue him#sacchan.......... god bless. well he Was going to marry her

#hm. so anyways i cant complete the joke please imagine it for me. you can get gintoki to start talking about taking u on dates

@lotus-tower

can they just redo the cheating arc with all the real candidates please No offense but imagine spontaneously domesticified takasugi being equally confused about the premise but he’s like Okay I guess I am married to gintoki and living with him now. And then the slow looming horror for gintoki of takasugi finding out he’s cheating on him. sakamoto’s flat is empty and when gintoki calls him sakamoto picks up at the cabaret club where he’s trying to hit on 3 different girls

SCREAMMMMM PLEASE

head in my hands the final gintoki.