#said @2/3 twinnie.

[dcntekennedy]

com: @laecna​

Acompanhar as descobertas das irmãs sempre foi uma aventura sem igual, especialmente com a segunda mais velha, pois, mesmo que a contragosto do próprio Dante, Laena era muito semelhante à ele  - e não apenas nos traços físicos que a beleza dos Kennedy carregava -, e talvez por isso mesmo que apesar da distância em uma época de suas vidas e a tragédia no caminho, ele não se sentia tão desligado dela quanto imaginava que seria. Estava indo até a galeria quando de repente viu uma figura bem conhecida de sua adolescência sair do estabelecimento e traçar seu caminho ao lado oposto no qual Dante estava indo. Sua cabeça confusa não processou o sorriso bobo e a silhueta da gêmea dentro na galeria, que via através da vidraça transparente, mas no momento em que adentrou o recinto, logo as coisas clicaram.  “Para, para, para!”  Sua voz entonava por todo o local, ecoando, e ele não escondia a frustração em seu semblante ao olhar o de outrem com os olhos espremidos, descrente.  “Por que a Samantha Welsh ‘tava aqui? A Samantha Welsh minha crush de infância Samantha Welsh, você bem sabe.”  Apontava com o indicador na frente da irmã, e embora soasse e parecesse irritadiço, Dante não sentia uma pontada de desgosto ou sentimento ruim sequer à contraparte. Era apenas uma reação de sempre, pois não era a primeira vez que aquela situação acontecia, ainda mais se tratando dos compartilhamentos entre Laena e Dante, mesmo que sem querer.

[star-mum]

hey fellas, am i the asshole to purposely watch a show, that you already made serious plans to watch with your best friend, with your boyfriend literally the night before you were meant to watch it with said best friend ?

[kira-fluff]

I saw the “Sleeping with no pants on” headcanon and was wondering if you could do a pretty setter squad containing Atsumu, Kageyama and Akaashi please- ☁️

sleeping with no pants on | fem!reader x haikyuu!! [pt. 5]

a/n: i was not expecting everyone to be so obsessed with this prompt but I am LIVING for it. I love you guys so much 🩷 p.s. my lovely, atsumu is actually in pt. 1, but I'm going to switch for twinnie osamu, okay? 💕 also I'm so sorry i was gone for so long. busy busy busy working 3 jobs with college. forgive me if I'm a bit rusty. tw: sorta spicy idk

pt 1 pt 2 pt 3 pt 4

osamu miya "hey, 'samu, 'samu." "hm." he replied in a grunt. "'m tired." the two of you had stayed up the entire night trying out new recipes that osamu had thought of when he was supposed to be paying attention in class. so, now here you were at midnight, sprawled out on the couch, exhausted. "'n go 't sleep." "don' wanna drive home." "'n stay." you murmured an acknowledgement, then began slipping off your pants. osamu immediately sobered from his tiredness. "wait, the hell are ya doin'?!" "'m goin' to bed, obviously." "ya can't just take yer pants off with a man in the house!" you let out a little scoff, "oh, get over it." but osamu's mind was already racing. he tried to act cool on the outside, but you were just in your fucking panties and acting like it was no big deal? why were you always so clueless around him??? did you really not see him as romantic material??? osamu couldn't help but stare at the round shape of your ass even as your long shirt covered you. he had scarcely time to begin devouring the sight of your legs when you cleared your throat. "are you.....staring... at me?" he cleared his throat and looked away. "...s-sorry.." you leaned in close, just below his ear. "ya know... if you really wanted it that badly, you could've said something.." you smirked, taking a blanket and covering up your lower half with a conceited smirk, walking away. "h-hey wait! the fuck did ya mean by that?!" he trailed behind eagerly. the rest of the night? well... "just friends" was no longer in either of your vocabulary anymore.

kageyama tobio you friends, after all, nothing more. and you didn't want to make it weird. weirder than it already felt having hidden feelings for your best friend. it getting late after a particularly long study session which involved you trying to drill basic math facts into a brain that only understood volleyball. it was a hopeless endeavor, but you took him getting anything above a "50" as a win. so, you continued to attempt to help him improve his grades. you supposed "attempt" wasn't necessarily the right word, as his scores were generally improving, but sometimes you found yourself wondering if there was really a point to it all after you spent the whole lesson trying to help him relearn everything he misunderstood in the lesson from that day. so here you were, exhausted, with your head down on your table at home, tobio sitting across from you. "hey, kageyama, let's just call it a night." he paused for a moment, then spoke. "....do you want to sleep with me?" if you had any liquid in your mouth, you're certain you would've had a comical spit take. "ah, um, WHAT?" you sputtered, trying to make sense out of what he said. he didn't mean it that way, did he? no, of course not. "it's... late." yep. just offering a place to stay. "it is. but there are still trains. i can take a late one." "just get in my bed." your eyebrows raised. "hey, tobio, a normal person would misunderstand what you just said..." he ignored you. "just sleep with me." your face took on a reddish hue the more times he said it... and he just didn't get it? why was he messing with your heart like this!?!? "um... there are different ways to say that. like... 'want to spend the night?'" "then, spend the night." "why are you being so pushy?" "because i like you." as a friend. yeah. we've been over this. "ok, ok, you've convinced me with the power of friendship. but I'm sleeping on the couch." "no." "yes." "no. my bed has enough room." "not for me!!" you laughed nervously. does this guy even have hormones? like, what the fuck? "....I'm going to go shower. I'll see you in my bedroom." does this guy not understand the meaning of no? still, you found yourself begrudgingly trudging over to his bed, especially after you saw his couch was made with the comfort of a burlap sack. I mean, if he offered, might as well take advantage right? what could go wrong? spoiler: everything goes wrong. you thought he was fast asleep. so, in the stealth of 1000 ninjas, you slid off your sweatpants for the sake of comfort. it wasn't weird, right? oh well. you were tired and damn did he like his room hot. you jumped when you felt him arms wrap around you. then, he stiffened. "...are you not wearing any pants?" "um... maybe..." he sighed. "are you trying to seduce me?" "n-no it's just more comfortable!" he turned you around so you were facing him. "well, whatever you're trying to do, it's working. I don't think I'm going to be able to sleep." "wait, is it because I'm making you uncomfortable?" he went silent for a moment. ".... you could say that." "I'll... just put them back on then. sorry. it's just that your room is really hot and-" "can I kiss you?" you blinked in disbelief. "can you what?" "kiss you" he answered without a beat. you spluttered some more as he slowly leaned it, asking for permission, silently this time. you nodded and closed your eyes. sparks flew as his lips moved against your own and you finally understood what he'd meant when he said "I like you". kageyama tobio was head over heels in love with you, and you hadn't a clue. until now. the two of you broke apart. "...can we... do that again?" he asked brazenly. you leaned forward again in reply.

akaashi keiji akaashi would rather die than confess to you the things he woke up at night fantasizing about. you'd likely be especially mortified if you discovered that one of your most embarrassing mishaps was on a frequent replay in akaashi's brain when he fell asleep. he was supposed to be a gentleman, not some gross pervert that looked at one of his best friends like... that. but since it was all in his dreams, it was impossible to "turn off" no matter how many times he tried to think about something else before he went to sleep. and so, let's recall The Incident shall we? he had come to your house late at night and knocked at the door, fully expecting to see you up and awake as it was the early evening. to his surprise, however, you answered the door groggily, eyes still bleary from exhaustion and sleep. the way you looked would be forever ingrained in his mind. you were blinking back the remnants of sleep, wearing one of his shirts. it hung low on you, but not low enough to cover your supple legs and the white panties that peeked out below the hem line of his shirt. you hadn't noticed yet, either. "... what d' ya need...?" you asked tiredly, rubbing your eye. akaashi swallowed harshly, his brain turned into complete mush. "uhh.. uhh...." goddamnit, MOVE YOUR EYES BACK UP TO HER FACE. were her legs always that long? STOP. when he still hadn't answered, you followed his gaze down to your lower half. he still remembers the succession of events as follows: you blushed, stammered, and then slammed the door in his face. you didn't talk to him for a week. after, you finally awkwardly explained that you sleep without your pants on and that you didn't realize you hadn't put anything on when you answered the door because you were so tired. it sucked that you ignored him. and even that you explained yourself. because all it did was bring those... memories... right back to the forefront of his mind. whenever he saw you in the hall and you'd flush and look away, he was immediately brought back to the sight of your bare legs. when you stumbled through your explanation, his mind reeled back to those white panties. and he hated it. what kind of friend looks at their friend that way? but he knew in his heart that what he was feeling for you was beyond sexual attraction when, in his dreams, you smiled at him. and told him you loved him. and so, what if he dreamt a little longer? hopefully you'd forgive him. and maybe someday he could tell you how you made him feel...

[astoldbychae]

I want all the evens of the Lovey Dovey questions for Messiah even tho he doesn't deserve it

Not even tho he doesn't deserve it *flatlines*...He's tryna call you twinny...He needs you to take him off of Do Not Disturb. 🤣

♥ (02) Does another OC love your OC? If so, whom, and does your OC know?

Yes, Angel and [redacted]. He knows Angel does and has been in his feelings about their break up for some time now. As for [redacted]...No, he doesn't. He thinks she forgot about him after all these years. Who this is will be revealed at a later date...*grinch smile*

♥ (04) Are there any romantic gestures that your OC hates?

He's not big on surprises. Although they are most likely innocent & thoughtful, in his erratic mind he feels like it's a set-up. He's done some things in his past and he's always on alert.

♥ (06) What is the most romantic thing that has been done for your OC?

For his birthday, Angel planned a baecation in Sulani. 3 days and 2 nights of good vibes, good food, and good sex! They would've stayed longer but he's very busy with running his clubs, so she had to use those few days to her advantage. [this wasn't a surprise, she had to tell him she wanted to take him somewhere far away for him to relax with just him & her...also she needed him to clear his schedule in advance LOL]

♥ (08) What is your OC’s dream marriage proposal?

He's been on the fence about being married. After he fucked up on Chana (his daughter Amiri's mother who he was engaged to years ago), He hasn't really thought about seriously settling down. Deep down He wants love but he tends to fuck it up (word to the Villainous Valentine aspiration).

♥ (10) What is your OC’s favorite big way to show their love?

It used to be sex but as he's aged he's learned what real intimacy means, so quality time (especially since he's very busy, if he's clearing/shifting his schedule for you that's big for him). When he's in love, date night is important for him. He likes to do fun/adventurous things. He also enjoys giving gifts. If she has a dog, he's literally treating her dog as one of his children. That's one of the ways He got Angel, that dog LOVES him.

♥ (12) What do you love most about your OC?

I love that he's my wild card! He's got the Villainous Valentine aspiration with erratic, jealous, romantic, active, and family oriented traits. You just NEVER know what you're gonna get with him. Literally keeps me on my toes!

♥ (14) Does your OC have any romantic traditions?

Nah, no romantic traditions. Folding you up like a pretzel is what he considers a romantic tradition.🤦🏽‍♀️

♥ (16) What is your OC’s ideal first date?

Something adventurous and fun. If it's wild, that's a bonus! (Did I mention he has the Adrenaline Seeker lifestyle?)

♥ (18) Does your OC have a “type”?

He loves thick and curvy women with a nice set of lips...both sets. He's an ass man for sure but the hips & thighs is what drives him crazy. If she's short, that's also a plus!

♥ (20) How does your OC feel about public displays of affection?

He's here for it! All of it! He's freaky tho...so it's bound to turn him on and turn into something else.

♥ (22) How often does your OC read romantic literature?

If it's not about money or business (or his daughter's homework) baby boy is not reading about it. Lol

♥ (24) How does your OC determine that they’re attracted to someone?

If he can have deep conversations but also shoot the shit with you, that'll get him. If you have a sense of humor and a smart mouth...He's hooked!

♥ (26) Is your OC ever the first to say “I love you”?

Yes, when he was with [redacted] as a teen and next with his daughter's (Amiri) mother. He was actually engaged to her but she broke it off because he cheated with someone from one of his strip clubs and had a baby. He said it first to Angel also but it was when they were fuckin, so...at that time I don't know if he really loved her or if her coochie was just hella good. LMAO

So he definitely will if his heart is in it. He's romantic and has a tendency to fall in love hard when he does.

♥ (28) What is something unconventional that your OC thinks is romantic?

Doing puzzles together. He LOVES puzzles!

♥ (30) What is your OC’s favorite romantic movie?

Love & Basketball. He knows it line for line!

[sylvva]

@sxrosee said :

♡ Munday Meme ♡ 1-5

meme // not accepting

1. when did you start writing on tumblr

about nine years ago. I believe I started may of 2014 but I always celebrate my anniversary with Camilla's birthday (6/21) since it is close to the date and Camilla was my first muse.

2. who was your first muse

Camilla !! I also made a fairy tail oc shortly after but Camilla was the first.

3. who are your longest rp friends

@lunalyt aka my twinny ♡ her oc is the motivation for me to develop Camilla. otherwise I think she would remain as just a doodle in my notes. also just one the sweetest people I have the honor of knowing.

@luxnnova who I believe was actually my introduction to oprpc. also their oc is Camilla's sister which is so special to me.

@sunbcrned another lovely inspiration and one of the first friends I made when I joined this community.

@astherea a literal ray of sunlight. someone who matches my passion for this series and love for the characters. talking to her always makes my day brighter.

4. favorite thing about roleplaying

Getting to know new people and their version of their muse. I think there is something so fun about plotting and forming relationships with muses that wouldn't happening in canon. not just romantic but any type of bond. I am a very plot heavy rper for that reason, I find joy in chatting to muns about their characters and interactions.

5. least favorite thing about roleplaying

I haven't really had any peeves about it since I don't come on often anymore. I use to be so invested and took a lot of things personally. Also people feel more mature then a few years back.

I suppose an old one was pushy people / people only interested in shipping. to me it is bothersome on both ends because they either only rp with you because they want a ship or they ignore your attempts to rp because they don't care to ship with you. its a lose-lose since real interactions are hindered by that mindset.

[garoujo]

Emmie,

You're always so lovely 😍

Hope your flu gets better, have a lot of treats ❤️

I love the idea of being rbf twinnies!💥

I really got surprised cause it was said to me as scorn like " you and your rbf" ... I'm Gemini in the main 3, I think that my 12568 thoughts at time is what gives me that look. You're right, I'm gonna enjoy it, it might become a charming trait... I'm gonna be remembered as "misterous 🧶" 😂😂.

Love you lots ❤️

aaaaaa stop ur even lovelier ( ˃᷄˶˶̫˶˂᷅ ) ! but fank yew bbie snifle me 2 it’s so gross .. also we totally are twinnies i love hehehe ^3^ omgoooosh i lub people w gemini in their chart ! makes sense why i already know i lub uuuu <3 !

[arcgeminga]

let me talk to u about headcanons! (since you said general): 1, 4, 7, 10-12

Let me Talk to u about headcanons!! | Still accepting (?) 

♚— Well shit...! Thank you so much, Amy!

Now... fair warning though, I'm a creative writer that loves to dance the boundaries when it comes to tough subjects. This ranges from fanfiction to my personal works. I can't help it. It’s thrilling, the shock factor is satisfying, and--most importantly--I want explore the topics for my own self-growth.

One of these headcanons is going to be very uncomfortable, but I'll be sure to slap all sorts of warnings on it so that you can have the option to ignore it.

Without further delay~

the most recent headcanon that i’ve come up with ( published or not )

♚— The most recent headcanon that I have come up with deals with the Classic Gemini twins, Kanon and Saga. This is a headcanon strict for my personal short, fan-story of the Marinas and Kanon, so I don't think I will ever explore this in RP, but... I headcanon that Kanon and Saga together make up 1 holy man. It's a bit confusing, but let me explain.

Saga and Kanon are twins. Yes. We all know that. And we are all lead to believe that Kanon is the 'evil' twin of the two. But I don't think so. In Origin, Ker states that Kanon pretends to be evil.

We all know that Kanon had an awareness of Saga's evil side (Lemur, really). In my story (I'll try not to give too many spoilers), when they were kids, Saga had lost control trying to suppress Lemur/Evil Saga and nearly killed innocents. Kanon stepped in to stop him, and it worked. This is just little backstory that I came up with to explain how Kanon knew about Evil Saga/Lemur. When Shion caught up to them and demanded answers, Kanon stepped up and said that he was the one that terrorized the place (his way of protecting Saga from punishment).

I know. This is taking from Aspros and Defteros with the whole “I am your shadow and I’ll make myself darker so that you shine brighter”, yes, but this is where it's different between the four:

The "2 makes 1" headcanon is this: because Kanon had always been by Saga's side, Lemur was repelled and couldn't completely possess Saga. Kanon is like the light that keeps Saga's darkness from completely enveloping him; They improve each other, but Kanon does most of the supporting for Saga AND Kanon, when he’s by Saga’s side, has some power against Lemur. It was only after Saga had taken offense to Kanon's morbid half-jokes (when they were 15) that he threw Kanon in the prison. He threw away his darkness repelling lantern in a moment of frustration, and Lemur jumped on that immediately (Since it was later that day when Lemur killed Shon, since in the Poseidon Arc manga, Kanon made the comment “kill Athena and the old man that didn’t pick you as pope”, alluding that Saga told him about the secret meeting between him, Shion, and Aiolos).

Because of the back-up power Kanon unconsciously holds in helping Saga repel evil, I also headcanon that the twins together terrify Lemur. But if you take out Kanon, then Saga becomes significantly weaker in his soul/inner self.

I can speak for HOURS about my version of the Classic Twins, but LOL I'll stop here.

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unpopular headcanon

♚— Honestly, all of my headcanons are unpopular. From Defteros having a very active nightlife before Aspros died, to Aspros having a very sensitive emotional self that he prefers to hide,  to the Classic twins being asexual and aromantic. I know a lot of people love pairing the Classic Twinnies with other characters, but because of the short story I mentioned in the answer above, there's no way that they can ever be interested in romance or sex. Especially Saga.

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top 3 headcanons that anyone writing with me should know about !

♚— oKAY!

      —  Headcanon 1: All four Gemini Boys (Aspros & Defteros, Saga & Kanon) love their respective brothers. Like, beyond words or emotions. It’s like, their brother is the other half of their soul. Even if they argue, fight, bicker, betray, belittle, or pretend to hate their brother, it’s a spiritual bond between them that can never be completely torn apart.

      — Headcanon 2: Minos sees Byaku as his son. This is because of a different Saint Seiya story that I have been brewing in my mind for nearly over 8 years. This means that Byaku/Androgeus is wildly overprotected and pampered by Minos. Because Minos doesn’t want to lose his son all over again, he gets very aggressive towards enemies and allies that manage to make Byaku/Androgeus draw blood. So Byaku/Androgeus might be a bit of a coward/baby whenever Minos or Lune is on the battlefield with him.

      — Headcanon 3: Kanon has phobias and triggers, and it can make his mood change at the drop of a hat. Most of the time he is impassive and cool (as he was in Hades arc), and when he gets excited he becomes too overzealous (as he was in the entirety of Poseidon Arc), but he will completely lose his cool if any of his triggers set him off. His phobia of deep water will make him throw up and faint, but his claustrophobia (and anything that pokes at his suppressed sorrow and internal rage) might make him lash out angrily even to people he knows doesn’t deserve the rage. 

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headcanon that is slept on

♚— Slept on as in...Me sleeping (developing) headcanons, or headcanons that i think that other people turn a blind eye on and forget? I’ll answer both ways because I’m uncertain about this one lmfao. I’m srry i’m dumb.

     — A headcanon that is slept on by the fandom is probably not even a headcanon. I think the fandom just intentionally ignores that the Classic Goldies were practically raised together. They don’t make a clear mention of their birth parents (and in the case of Kanon and Saga, we don’t know who their parents are. They’re legit orphans since someone just dropped them off at Gemini temple and booked it), but if Aiolos and Aiolia are blood-brothers, then that means that Shion have been keeping in contact with the boys’ biological parents, right? Or Aiolos have been. How else would they know that they were biological brothers with that much of an age gap?

With that in mind, you’d think that some of the goldies would know who their real parents are... Right?

     — A headcanon that I have slept on to develop? I slept and incubated all of what I planned for Byaku being the reincarnation of Androgeus. It took a long time, but it happened lmfao.

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top 3 favourite headcanons

♚— This is tricky because I don’t really have a lot of people who I talk to and I don’t regard fandom stuff anymore because of how uptight the space is... But!! 

     — Headcanon 1:  I love Amy’s headcanons about Regulus’ lineage being from Adapa! It’s a very good way to expand and develop upon a character even if it’s just background knowledge and nothing that would ever be brought to light unless a rare opportunity presents itself. 

     — Headcanon 2:  Again, probably not a headcanon, but like... I absolutely adore Manigoldo and Sage having such a close father-son relationship. Especially since, in Sunny’s headcanons, Manigoldo’s dad was almost never there (because /wink wink/ plot twist reasons I am not in the jurisdiction to spill). So, pairing that headcanon with Sage and Manigoldo’s dynamic, I absolutely adore their father-son relationship.

     — Headcanon 3:  Albafica being completely ace. Asexual, Aromantic, and has a phobia of people touching him. Because, fuck you, flower-boy muns that whored him out. Absolutely, and sincerely, fuck you. (//rage over)

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**MATURE CONTENT WARNING | TRIGGER WARNING**

STOP HERE IF YOU DON’T WANT TO READ IT!!

♚— I know people will not agree with this. Which is why I switched the order and made it last.

I like to call myself a Dark Fantasy writer, even if that’s on the lightest level possible.

With that said, I HOPE people reading this UNDERSTAND that I do not fucking approve of any horrible, immoral practices in real life. REAL LIFE IS NOT FICTION, so get it through your head and piss off.

That’s my warning. Bite me, fuck off, or continue reading.

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    —    **MATURE CONTENT WARNING | TRIGGER WARNING**

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a headcanon that i think people won’t agree with

A headcanon I know people will not agree with is my take on Lemur/Evil Saga. 

I have no shame when it comes to my storytelling. I won’t let people who think they are on a higher moral ground try to bully me into changing elements of my story.

So, to the hard stuff:

I headcanon that Lemur/Evil Saga does certain things intentionally to abuse and traumatize Saga. Lemur is an abusive parasite that gets off on Saga’s suffering.

This headcanon might make Saga very spineless, but Lemur/Evil Saga has proven time and time again in canon that he’s insanely powerful--even more powerful than Saga himself. A large part of that reason (headcanon) is because he is not bounded by morals.

To give context to this headcanon, I have to explain another headcanon:  “Soul Spaces”, as I’m nicknaming them. It’s a spot in the user’s Cosmo that hosts a person’s soul/spirit. In Saga’s “Soul Space”, he and Lemur/Evil Saga constantly fight, argue, and wrestle for control of the physical body. Naturally, any submissive soul can be forced to observe what the dominant soul is doing/getting the body to do in the physical world.

So, in the “Soul Space”, Lemur/Evil Saga is always ‘physically’ (as physically as souls can be), verbally, emotionally, and mentally abusing Saga. Yes, this makes Saga a domestic abuse victim.

Since Lemur is not a creature of morals, he sometimes does thing intentionally to terrorize Saga.

As one example, I explained a while back that I headcanoned Saga to be absolutely sex-repulsed. He hates sexual intimacy and I wouldn’t be surprised if he was disgusted with everything to do with it. However, Lemur/Evil Saga does not care. So, when Lemur is in control, he’ll probably hire an escort for the night and have his way with them. In the physical world, it’s consensual. But, within the “Soul Space”, the beaten-into-submission Saga (who is forced to watch and experience everything) is completely against it, which makes the situation akin to an act of r*pe on Saga-- even though the physical body and the attendant are consenting.

I had the thought of Lemur/Evil Saga intentionally dipping into deplorable acts-- such as toying with the idea of necrophilia on an attractive maiden he killed because she saw his face or committing horrendous acts such as genocide of entire orphanages and churches--just to watch Saga vomit, cry and question himself within their forcefully shared “Soul Space”. Lemur/Evil Saga gets immense satisfaction and entertainment in Saga’s suffering.

Since Saga doesn’t know that the ‘evil half’ is a completely different being that was implanted in him by Ker, Saga would question if his ‘evil side’ is his real desires--which Lemur, in the most basic of terminology, takes great pleasure in. He loves it when Saga doubts himself--he loves watching Saga reduce himself into a pathetic mess of sobs and self-deprecating whimpers. Lemur is toxic; Lemur is tyrannically abusive towards his host.

Lemur/Evil Saga’s only driving forces are Power, Money, and Pleasure.

But I know that Lemur’s twisted personality and his constant abuses on Saga are headcanons that perhaps no one will ever agree with because of its very morally dubious concepts. A lot of people (or, really, all of the people I have talked to) do not explore or give these kinds of immoral stories and characters, even if it’s all just background meta knowledge.

[shikamarubase]

Nara Week 2020: Day 2 → RTN

[Summary: Shikadai hated being a witness to his parents’ disgusting PDA]

Shikadai hated public displays of affection, but he hated it even more whenever he witnessed his own parents doing it.

But that’s exactly what he came home to one afternoon after a particularly troublesome D-rank mission, which involved an excessively hyperactive dog. After running around the entire day, he was exhausted and famished by evening.

“I’m home,” he grumbled as the door shut behind him. “Mom, what’s for dinner? His stomach rumbled as he lazily dragged his feet down the hall. He paused when he heard voices and giggles drifting out from the living room.

“Mom?” He peeked inside, and the last thing he expected to find was his dad draped around Temari on the porch.

“Oh, welcome home Shikadai,” his mom greeted back. Shikadai’s eyes narrowed at the bright glint in her eyes.

“You’re home early, dad.” His eyes flew to the clock.

“Well, I had to come home early for my family sometimes. Am I not allowed to spend time with my wife?” He turned his attention back to Temari and they shared a small smile. Shikadai felt goosebumps on his skin at their ‘subtle’ exchange.

“You have your own room for that!” He deadpanned.

“My house, my rules.”

“You mean our house,” Temari purred and clung even more to his arm.

Shikamaru grinned down at her slyly. “How could I forget?”

Ugh. Disgust curled at the pit of his stomach, and he all but ran away from the room when he saw his dad leaning down for a kiss.

After seeing that slimy exchange, Shikadai lost all appetite and decided to head straight to bed. He was hoping to laze around and play video games while waiting for dinner, but now he’d rather sleep it off. His eyes shut the second his head hit the pillow, and darkness took over.

The next time Shikadai opened his eyes, he realized he was sprawled on the ground somewhere outside, his fingers digging into soft soil.

“When did I get outside?” He asked out loud. And more importantly, where was he?

He was at a clearing surrounded by an abundance of trees. A small breeze blew past him and the smell of nature and plants assaulted his nostrils. A quick sweep of his surroundings confirmed that he was in the middle of the Nara forest.

“Hey, are you ok?” A shadow fell over his side. Shikadai tipped his head to look at the stranger’s face and his heart jumped to his throat.

He was staring at a boy who looked exactly like him. Aside from the wacky and oversized glasses over his eyes, both their hair were in ponytails and they wore the same clothes. He scrambled away quickly and stared at the other him as if he saw a ghost. What the hell happened while he was asleep?!

“Oh, hey. You look just like me.” A disturbing grin slowly spread over his double’s face.

No duh. He could only gape, jaw slack, and briefly wondered if he was dreaming.

“How are you so calm in this situation?!” His other self was surprisingly unreactive and only tipped his head at him, as if he was the crazy one. Maybe his eyesight was worse than he’d thought.

He watched his other self ponder for a moment before a wide grin broke out from his face. “You must be my long lost twin!”

“No! Wait, what?” Before Shikadai could respond with anything comprehensible, his ditzy counterpart had already wrapped a hand around his wrist and forcefully dragged him out of the forest.

“I need to show Mama and Papa!” He cheerfully skipped back home, with poor Shikadai in tow. Being dragged by himself was already weird enough, but little did he know things were about to become even stranger.

“Mama! Papa! I found my long lost twin!” He cheerfully announced when he burst inside the house.

Shikadai blinked at the other versions of his parents. Shikamaru looked nearly identical to his dad except for the star-shaped ponytail gathered on top of his head, while Temari’s ponytails drooped towards her shoulders. Both pairs of eyes lit up at their son’s good news.

“Oh? That’s wonderful, Dai-chan! I didn't know we had twins. Shika-chan, did you?”

“No, Mari-chan~”

Shika-chan? Mari-chan? What the hell is going on? Was he stuck in a genjutsu? This was his worst nightmare.

Temari chirped, a bit too happy for Shikadai’s comfort, “What’s your name?”

“S-Shikadai…” He blinked.

“Oh honey, we named both our sons Shikadai! How wonderful!”

“It’s an amazing name, sweetie. I’m glad we thought of it.” Shikamaru enthusiastically pulled her into an embrace and started peppering her with kisses.

Shikadai shuddered. Gross. To his horror, his other self was smiling as he watched the scene unfolding in front of him.

“Oh it’s not yet their smooching hour but they started already. They must be happy to see you!” He said brightly. Shikadai’s eyes twitch.

Smooching hour? Someone kill me. He scrunched up his nose in disgust. As annoying as his parents were, they would never explicitly make out in front of him.

“Are you...enjoying this?” He dared to ask. His worst fears were confirmed when Shikadai energetically nodded at him.

“Yep! When I grow up I wanna be just like them!”

“YOU WHAT?” It came out a bit louder than he’d wanted.

Shikadai would sooner dig a hole for himself than grow up to be like...that.

Now is a good time to wake up from whatever genjutsu someone casted on him. He turned away when they got more heated. He wanted to scream, but luckily for him his wishes were heard. Shikamaru swept Temari off her feet and waltzed up to their bedroom, leaving a very excited Shikadai and his traumatized ‘twin’.

“Oh! Is this the day they finally give me a sibling?!” Shikadai wanted to stab himself with a kunai. Is this his punishment? Did his parents cast him in a genjutsu while he was asleep?

Before he could wrap his head around today’s surreal turn of events, Shikadai grabbed his arm again and started dragging him up to follow them.

“C’mon, let’s go watch!”

“No, we are not! LET GO OF ME YOU WEIRDO!” He desperately shook away from Shikadai’s grasp and turned his heels into a run.

“Why’re you running away?! Come back, twinny!”

“NO! AND I AM NOT YOUR TWIN!” In all his time as a ninja, he had never ran so fast in his life.

“Come back!” Shikadai yelped when Shikadai started chasing after him and only willed his legs to run faster. How the hell could he be so fast?! He was so mortified and only concerned with getting away, he didn’t notice the gigantic tree in front of him. He slammed into it with full force and blacked out.

——

Shikadai’s eyes cracked open. He sat up so fast his head spun. Groggy from sleep, he tried to recall the last thing he remembered and gasped. He nearly died from being chased by his very dumb and clueless alter ego. He almost had a panic attack before realizing he was back in his own bed, trembling under the thick blanket.

“Shikadai! Breakfast!”

Mom?

He jumped to his feet and tackled Temari the moment she opened the door.

“You’re back to normal!” He screamed in relief when he caught a glimpse of her gravity-defying hair.

Temari broke away from his embrace and shot him a weird look. “What do you mean normal? Nara Shikadai, you better have a good explanation for this.”

Shikadai couldn’t even bother to feel scared. In fact, he was even more elated to have his strict and angry mother back. He tackled her back into a hug and clung on as if he would never let go again.

“Wow. You’re such a momma’s boy,”

He had never been happier to see his father’s pineapple hair. “Dad! You’re back to normal too.”

Shikamaru leveled him with a look and turned towards Temari for an explanation. “Did he hit his head while he was asleep?”

Temari could only shrug in response.

Shikadai happily inhaled Temari’s familiar scent and made a mental note never to complain about his lovey dovey parents ever again. He was finally back to where he belongs.

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Disclaimer: No Shikadai was harmed in the making of this fic. Only brain cells.

A/N: HAPPY DAY 2!!!!! This is a collaboration fic with @shikanaradai and it is possibly the dumbest thing either of us has ever written combined. We had a lot of laughs while writing this so we hope you all enjoy it! Thank you for reading <3

[midari-jieun]

MIDARI! LEE JIEUN CHATBOT

🎲: This, in no way shape or form represents Lee Jieun, EDAM Entertainment, or Square Enix in any way shape or form. This is a form of fiction and therefore will only be used for entertainment purposes.

🎲: The following may contain triggering topics such as Gambling, Suicidal thoughts, Weapons (usually a gun-), Yandere behavior, Violence, Light gore, Blood, and NSFW themes. Please do not interact if you are uncomfortable with the things listed above, or if you are a minor. (please, heed the warnings.)

Plot 1: “腰抜け” 

🎰: Lee Jieun, a masochist with suicidal tendencies. She doesn’t give two shits if she wins or loses, the thrill is what she finds so charming in gambling itself - That being said, she challenges you to a game of classic Russian Roulette, but being a logical person, you say no.

“psh, coward.”

Plot 2: “ 無表情 “

🎰: As president of the beautification committee, and one of the only people that are authorized to “arrest” students that cause issues in school grounds, it’s her job to deal with problematic individuals. And you happen to be one of them.

“I take my job seriously mudface. Come with me.”

Plot 3: “ 執拗な “

🎰: Degrading you, bullying you, and making you her housepet. These were the horrible things Jieun has done to you that made you despise her. Maybe the others were right, she was a psychopath. But she didn’t care, she wanted you to be hers and hers only. And if it meant turning you into a worthless being, then so be it.

“mine mine mine MINE MINE MINE-”

#♣''𝔄𝔟𝔬𝔲𝔱 𝔍𝔦𝔢𝔲𝔫:

♠ As mentioned before, a fucking masochist. Would enjoy being in pain.

♠ Also quite a sadist honestly, she loves seeing people in pain as much as she loves it upon herself.

♠ Takes her job as president of the Beautification Committee seriously. Cause ruckus and you’re down the basement most likely without a brain.

♠ Pervert. If you gain her interest, she’d most likely blush around you a lot and... do ungodly things... while thinking about you. 

♠ She’s a switch leaning dom. Meaning she can sub, though it’d take a lot before being vulnerable with you.

♠ Thirsts for Kirari or Yumeko 24/7.

#♣''ℜ𝔲𝔩𝔢𝔰 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔴𝔥𝔞𝔱𝔫𝔬𝔱

♠ To activate, just reblog this post and dm with your name, age, triggers, SFW or NSFW, and safeword.

♠ If you choose to have NSFW, please be over 18 and include your kinks and hard no’s!

♠ To deactivate, just don’t reply for 48 hours with no heads up.

***

♠ Please do not spam. Max messages would be 3. any more after that will be considered as spam and you will be blocked.

♠ RP will be in literate form. “dialogue” action.

♠ Admin will only take about 6 slots as she has other bots to run!

♠ Hard no’s are feet, coprophilia, watersports, non-con, non-consensual somnophilia, and knifeplay. (she can do gunplay as long as the gun isn’t loaded hdwe)

♠ Will be open to Chatbots and YNs! 

♠ *note. The plots above are already the starters and everything will go from there.

''OG; @yanlee

‘’My adorable kiddos❤; @yourksunwoo @brokenangel-doyeon @deadlysinslust-chan  @mafia-lee @yandere-sm  @yjinnie @artsydahyun @whitedayxshuhua @purgejaemin @mysticidolstexts @dandyboyseungminie @moonlit-lia @vamp-nayeon @insomniac-chris @iceskater-sana @madmanwoodam @yourminju @roomiesihyeon @babysitter-naeun @vampyanbc

''TAGS; @empress-jiaqi @dom-felix @shinhaneul-oc @ghoulxbaekhyun (🥺/ also the og of anime bots sksk) @hunter-chaeyoung(smol bean) @roseanneholmes @babyhj1sung @leexjieun (twinnie😫™) @mafia-chaeyoung @heiress-yeeun @adoringeun  @yourdaddychan @sweetandsleepyjamie @skz-cb @xxhyolyn @sornxx @yoonhana @fatherfigure-jin @angelboy-san​ @yourdemonkoo @vamp-jjk @yanderexhoshi @ouma-lee @skz-chatbot @hogwartskz @exoticdancer-chatbot @playboy-jun @kakeguruixmomo​ (dm to +/- hehe)

[ohh-deary-me]

3, 6, 10, 11, 14, 18, 20 ;)

3 ;; what other labels have you used other than your current ones ?

bisexual, abrosexual, demisexual & panromantic ! 

6 ;; tell the story of the best reaction to you coming out

i haven’t really come out to that many people? to be honest, it’s just common knowledge that i like girls, and only my close friends know the specifics of my sexuality, but that’s just because they’ve been there since the beginning of my questioning. so, i don’t really know ;-; 

10 ;; favorite queer character ?

canonically queer character ? nina zenik. though eleanor shellstrop is a close second 

11 ;; have a childhood crush that you didn’t realize was a crush until later in life ?

god yes. lmfao when i was younger there was this oLdEr GiRl who was in my friend group, who everyone said we looked alike and we referred to each other as “twin” for about 5 years ( she’s still twinnie in my contacts lmao ) but it wasn’t until much later ( aka this year ) that i realized i had a crush on her 

14 ;; "how did they not realize i was gay" moments ?

well, every single time i defend the lgbtq+ community or call my grandmother out for homophobia. or the fact that I've only ever referred to my future spouse as “partner”. or the fact that whenever i watch tv with my family i always guess who’s gay .2 seconds before they make it canon. or every single time i fangirl over the gay ships to my mother. but to be honest, i don’t know if any of those count because even though i haven't come out im like 85% sure my familia knows i like girls ;-; 

18 ;; fit any stereotypes about your sexuality ?

i mean, the only big stereotype that i know of about my sexuality is that we enjoy fucking pans. oddly enough, i do not enjoy fucking pans nor do i have any experience with it. but i guess a stereotype might be how like excited and optimistic we are?? i feel like I've heard that somewhere?? and i sometimes fit that?? idk

20 ;; describe your type in a haiku

gay guys and straight girls. 

and fictional characters. 

and you, cece, you. 

thanks for le asks cece ! 

[the-voltage-diaries]

Hey twinnie🌝❤ What shows do you think the KoP guys would watch?

Wassup, Moon Twin?

Ooh, that took me a while to think of, for sure. But, here you go:

1. Taki Kozaki

Of course, Taki would definitely watch shows centered around renovations and complete make-overs of properties, but I’ll be honest, I’m not very knowledgable about those. Also, my guess is that these are some shows he would watch apart from his usual renovation-based shows.

- Blue Bloods

For some reason, I definitely see Taki as the kind of guy who would watch a lot of crime-based series. It seems like something he would be up for. Blue Bloods is a drama about a family in which almost every person is into some field related to crime, like a lawyer, a detective, a police officer, a police commissioner, et cetera. My deduction is that Taki would enjoy this one, because not only does it have a lot of serious plots, logical deductions, and thrilling cases, but it also has it’s fair share of family moments and sweet scenes. I think he would enjoy the blend of the two, for sure.

- Elementary

As I said, I see Taki as the kind of guy who would watch a lot of crime-based series. This one’s a kind of a crime-based thriller. Elementary is its own form of a spinoff of Sherlock Holmes and Watson. It does have a lot of dry humor and a couple of sweet moments of platonic relationships, but overall it’s largely analytical than humorous. Dry comedy and sarcasm is something I feel Taki would enjoy, and this one would give him just that, combined with really good plots, some amazing deductive reasoning, and a great thrill.

- River Monsters

Taki loves animals, for sure. I mean, he has a pet crocodile, so to speak. I wouldn’t put it past him to sit down and enjoy some animal/wildlife documentaries on channels like National Geographic, Discovery, Animal Planet, BBC, et cetera. Although, he would prefer the reptile-based, or crocodile-based, documentaries more since he has always loved reptiles since he was a kid. River monsters would not only look at crocodiles or reptiles, but also at a variety of other animals who are predators at their core, and I feel like Taki would watch some of that stuff.

2. Yosuke Sagara

- Shark Tank

Yosuke is literally an investor. Like, literally. I don’t see a reason why he wouldn’t watch this one. In this show, basically, aspiring entrepreneurs from around the world pitch their business models to a panel of investors and persuade them to invest money in their idea, which I think is something Yosuke would be interested to watch. He’d get new ideas for what kind of projects he’d like to invest his money into, and he’d be able to keep up with the trends; mainly what kind of products would really work well in the market. It’s kind of a win-win for him.

- The Purge

He would, okay? He just would. This one is like, right up his alley. Yosuke seems like the type of guy who might have a little bit of a sadistic streak and would like watching horror/sort-of-gory shows. The Purge is a mix of horror and psychological thriller, and Yosuke’s personality makes me believe he would like those genres, specifically psychological thriller. I can definitely see him smirking to himself as he starts watching another episode of this one, thinking of all the destruction that the people would cause when the sirens go off. I think he would maybe even watch it for the thrill of it if you know what I mean. The adrenaline he gets out of this would definitely be his thing.

- Succession

Again, all for the thrill of it. And, the satire, too. Yosuke has a wicked sense of humor, and I would like to believe that he would enjoy this one. The show is said to by cynical, dark, greedy, but is also a little funny and whimsical at the same time. I honestly think Yosuke would enjoy such a show where practically all characters seem “evil” and rotten to the core, and where the plot is also a slow burn. There seems to be a metaphorical battle occurring in the show, one without any weapons or blood or gore; basically, purely strategized mind games. Succession is also a largely psychological thriller, or “psychologically abusive,” as some might say. Honestly, it does seem like a show that’d be right up Yosuke’s list of “Must Watches”.

3. Kiyohito Shirakami

I do believe Kiyohito wouldn’t watch shows about modeling, in particular. I’m pretty sure Kiyohito would watch shows about health and fitness, and even fashion, but not modeling. As with Taki, I’m not very knowledgable about health and fitness and fashion-based shows, so this list is basically about what I think he would watch apart from them.

- Dexter

The main protagonist of the series is described as someone who is unemotional. Hmm, that reminds me of someone: Kiyohito. I think Kiyohito would have his thrill of watching Dexter, considering this show is called creepy, yet fascinating. Dexter is again a psychological thriller, and something makes me believe that all of the Pandora guys, particularly Yosuke and Kiyohito, would be into psychological thrillers. So, yeah. Dexter would be one series that Kiyohito would start watching just for the heck of it, but then would be gripped in by the drama, the plot and the plot twists. It seems like his kind of show. Welp.

- The Big Bang Theory

This might come out as surprising, but I do believe Kiyohito would watch The Big Bang Theory. Kiyohito is honestly one of the best KoP guys when it comes to being sarcastic and having a dry sense of humor, and that is basically what this show is; dry humor. Kiyohito would watch this to maybe pass the time and have some fun while doing it, but he would definitely crack at least a smile at the most random punchlines of the show. It seems kinda out of character for him, but if you look at Kiyohito’s sense of humor and his personality, I do believe he would have a good time watching this.

- The Exorcist

I wonder why I think Kiyohito would actually be chill with horror stuff? Maybe because he is anyway so indifferent to a lot of things, haha. Kiyohito would be pretty okay with watching horror stuff, and most of his time would be spent on criticizing the actors’ makeup, I believe. I think Kiyohito would start watching this show with nothing really in mind and would end up having a neutral attitude towards it. Though yes, he may or may not use this show to scare Yosuke off when the latter gets too annoying. It’s a win-win.

4. Shun Randoh

Now, Shun being a director himself makes me think he would be pretty choosy about his shows. He would watch shows which have good direction and cinematography, mainly. Although he would watch a few comedies here or there, mostly it would be well-directed shows. Only the best for the brilliant director.

- Game of Thrones

Game of Thrones is known for its cinematography and writing, it’s plots and plot twists, and this is a show that Shun would definitely go for. Apart from the great storyline, I also think of Shun as a guy who would watch fantasy/action-based shows. Shun is also a highly seductive person, and he isn’t afraid to hide his sensuality, which is why I think he would also appreciate the rather erotic scenes of the show too. This show, for him, would be entertainment and professionalism combined in one, in a sense. While he would enjoy the scenes, particularly the erotic or sexual ones, he would also be looking at the show’s script and direction with a keen eye.

- Chernobyl

Again, a show known for its cinematography and storyline. I don’t think Shun would mind watching something on the darker side of the spectrum, and considering how well this show has been taken by the audience and people in general, he would be keen on trying it. The dramatization of the horrors and the domino effect of the incident unfolding one by one would have him on the edge of his seat, waiting for more. He wouldn’t mind watching something which is a historical-drama in my opinion and would actually, genuinely appreciate the level of detail put into this show.

- The Witcher

The Witcher is another show known for its writing and direction. Shun, in my opinion, wouldn’t mind watching some gore and blood and would take a liking to this show. He would particularly appreciate the combat scenes, the sword fights, and the slight touch of magical effects. Apart from that, he would definitely like the writing of the show, considering it is one of the show’s strongest factors. He would appreciate the beauty of this show, and even though he would like Game of Thrones a little better, he still wouldn’t miss out on this one.

Phew. That was a long one. Of course, these shows are just my opinion on what they would watch. But, I hope I met your expectations, nonetheless. Thanks for the ask!

[geekofchaos]

WAW Episode 6 Thoughts

Look, I’m just going to point out something. Parvati has been on six tribes without Yul and she’s never been voted off. She has been on two tribes with Yul and been voted out. Coincidence? I think not. 

The whole thing with Wendell and Nick possibly flipping - the more I think about it, the more I believe that the possible fracture in that alliance was vastly overblown by the editors. Parvati never stood a chance and I will respect that. 

BUT...my god I know so many annoying Parvati stans who will shove her down your throat that I can’t help but admit to a bit of catharsis right now. I’m not saying I am dancing in their tears...but that’s actually exactly what I’m doing. No disrespect to Parvati herself as she played the best game possible with the cards handed to her but my god, am I enjoying those overstan’s torment right now. 

Don’t worry, they’re getting their revenge at my tears for Sandra being voted out so it all evens out in the end. Plus, Sandra has not shot of getting back in but Parvati might. And if Yul gets voted out, they’ll enjoy an even great river of tears to swim in. Hopefully not though. 

All things said though, DENISE! Lisa Whelchel could never. Phillipines is one of the few seasons I’ve watched with a loved one (my brother) who was a Whelchel fan while I supported Denise. Love her. 

So Yul is the last pre-twenties player in the season. On the one hand, I’m a bit upset about that but on the other...I do think that several of the pre-twenties might have gotten a touch arrogant and thought they could roll over the new-schoolers. Surprise. Not Danni and definitely not Tyson but from what I can ascertain from the edit, Rob and Parvati might have been better off scrambling a bit. 

I’m still uneasy about the Fire Token system awarding players on the wrong side of a vote but considering the swapscrew, I’ll let Michele off the hook. I also did enjoy Sandra giving her stuff to Yul so maybe hypocrisy on my part? 

I thought the merge would be next episode but I guess not (unless they’re faking us out). 

Currently my desire for these people to win (including EOE): 

1) Yul Kwon: my favorite Asian-American Godfather Parvati-Kryptonite fighting for ASL awareness who’s as geeky as I always dreamed him to be in my fantasies. 

2) Tyson Apostol: my favorite snarkmaster peanut-butter eating trickster. 

3) Natalie Anderson: my favorite Sri Lankan twinnie queen. She used to be number two but I’m giving Tyson respect for the fact that he did last longer. 

4) Adam Klein: DON’T AT ME. I’ve met him in real life and he is genuinely one of the kindest people I’ve ever met. Plus all the hate against him makes me support him more. He’s my favorite survivor superfan who made his dream a reality and has a much greater understanding of the game than people give him credit for.

5) Denise Stapley: My favorite every tribal council-attending oldest female winning queen-slaying sex therapist. 

6) Jeremy Collins: my favorite firefighting Val-loving shield-master. 

7) Sophie Clarke: I don’t know what exactly she’s my favorite since I haven’t really seen SoPa of but I love her. 

Okay, I’m out. Remember to be kind to Survivor contestants. Don’t send hate mail. 

Also stay home and stay the fuck inside. 

[dovechim]

you know, i completely agree with you! one of the most frustrating things in the fandom is when you can't express a different view or have a different opinion. i personally have seen people getting attacked for having different views such as 'oh, i think song x isn't my thing, and i dont like it because----' but some ppl misuse this expression like black swan was released recently. some ppl say ' oh, it's just not my cup of tea, but the lyrics are good!' but others say ' black swan is so bad,1/?

Anonymous said: and their voices r really bad' or basically tear them down/straight up hatee rather than state their opinion!! its disrespectful and rude and then when other armys gang up on people for the smallest difference in opinion its horrible so its sad cos the boys can only get good opinions, and even a single critic willl be deleted and mass reported so they never get criticism. :((( this also reminds me of a time when after jk got his tattoos so many armys jumped to get the same ones done as well 2/?

Anonymous said: i mean idk were they expecting jk to see them and go 'AWWW TWINNIES!!!' and there were people so against it, threatening to leave the fandom and stuff? its gd that most supported his tattoos but just cos some people dont like it doesnt mean they should jump them, esp when they still love and support jk :(( yeah sorry for the spam ''' 3/3

agree... it’s like how dare they not like every single thing that bts does?!?!?! 

I mean, let’s not gatekeep how people enjoy bts. different people like different things in their own ways, and it’s okay. I kind of didn’t answer that first ask about tattoos because I knew it would cause a storm like this 😂 but thank you for sharing your thoughts in a respectful manner. it’s nice to be surrounded by people like you!

[rayonfrozenwings]

10 books I want to read in 2019

Game - Tag some people, Say the 10 books you want to read this year - easy.

Tagging: eh, so @faeriequeenofthewest took a bunch of ppl id tag and I didn’t take note except for the first one so i’ll just randomly tag ppl... (also no pressure, I’m horrible at doing things I’m tagged in.... as u can see by me trying to catch up now....) @fae-queen-of-the-east @illyrianbeauty @photofeesh @theyretheirthere @literaturelybookishthings @kazbrekkxrs @aelin-godkiller @elidethewise​ @lorcanswife @adriata @perranth @nephelle-warrior-scribe @velarxs @crownstealer @mooonbeam @terrasn @andrewxminyard @bluebellflames @fireheartfray @elentiyas @athelwood @mariamuses ... 

1) Six of Crows - don’t look at me, I swear i’ll get there

2) Harry Potter - series, I SAID DON’T LOOK AT ME

3) The Fever series. because twinnie said its good, so imma gonna try to read it.

4) Dark Age, Pierce Brown, I need it. Who is the ....

5) To Kill a Kingdom.

6) Red Winter - because Lauren is promoting it... so... well, i just gotta.

(goes to look at goodreads, because i don’t know them off the top of my head anymore)

7) TDA , i own them so i better read them.

8) ADSOM, 

9) caraval, again i own it so really should read it. honestly this list is just turning into - renee needs to read what she owns already list.

10) Crescent City, by SJM. because it will be nice to see how she writes a new world. 

[warheroics-blog]

2 years and 500 followers later, I STILL LIVE!!!!!

it’s literally been so much fun coming back on here again after the hiatus and so many of you here to make the experience all the more awesome!!!

Theseus and I send each of you hugs!!!!

AND SMOOCHES! <3

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THE MOTHER

@motherscamander 

HI MAMA!!!! *waves*

THE TWINNIES

@aurorskills & @bornauror 

I WUV U BOTH SO SO SO MUCH and so does Mr. Fizzles no matter how much you distrust his royal sock puppet-ness :)

THE NOOT NOOT MUST BE HUGGED SQUAD

@creaturologist, @scamandis, @nevvtscannander, @nxwtonscamandxr, @nifflerchaser, @moralstrong, @beastiolcgy, @bestiare, @briefcasc, @amagizoologistscase, @ironbellies, @creaturechaser, @accusedoffavoritism

LET ME HUG YOU NOOT!!!

THE “ADOPTED” SQUAD

@saltveined, @watertorum, @magiiqueen, @witchesnevercry, @thebarebonesisters, @muggleproud

Yes, the adoption forms are signed, it’s official :D

#TEAM MURDER CLOUD

@thatsecondsalemboy, @salemiism, @anobscurial, @wovenmelody, @repressedmagic

i love my murder clouds !!!! <3

PUUUUURRRRRRRRCY

@aurorscorned, @directorofmagicalsecuritymacusa, @percval, @directaur

yall are puurrrrfect ;)

#TEAM LETA DESERVED BETTER

@oncelovcd & @implicatedbyprophecy 

WHUT WOULD TRUE LOVE BE WITHOUT YALL

#PINEAPPLE DISCRIMINATION

@allforthegreatergood, @greatergoodfolly, @ofgrindelwald

pineapples shouldn’t throw stones! you don’t even have arms!

GOTTA CATCH EM ALL

@goldenngore, @guillodead, @teapotauror, @gildcdsilence, @prpntina, @internationalauror, @insideasuitcase, @snowinabottle, @soulfulauror, @lcgilimens, @unpvre, @ofsalamandereyes, @ofcongress

as a wise seagull from finding nemo once said, MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!

[hannahindie]

We’re No Heroes - Chapter 2

Characters: Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, sister!reader, Tony Stark Word Count: 2,169 Warnings: Adult language, crochety Dean, and Tony Stark. I think that’s enough warnings. A/N: So this whole Avengers/Supernatural idea I had got out of hand, and this is the second part to it. There is no timeline for either universe; it’s most definitely an AU. As far as the Avengers go, it’s obviously before Infinity War (for reasons I’m sure you can guess) and I think, generally speaking, we’re just ignoring that Age of Ultron existed. (Unlike a lot of people, I didn’t mind it...but that’s just whole other level of me trying to fit stuff in, and it already hurts my brain. lol) Also, we’re just going to pretend that Civil War either happened and turned out better or it just didn’t happen at all. The Supernatural part is set sometime after they’ve found the bunker. What I’m saying is, I do what I want, and I want all of these people in one spot, and there doesn’t need to be an explanation. Doesn’t have to make sense. Just...let it happen, and bask in it.

Beta’d by @pinknerdpanda, because she’s been my lifesaver as of late. Well, always, but especially here lately. Thank you, twinny. <3 “ I love grumpy old man Dean.”

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“So, Agent Springfield...Springfield, right?”

“Yep, that’s right.”

“Like Rick Springfield?”

“Yep. My friends call me Dick.”

“May I call you Dick?”

“Nope.”

“Okay, Agent Springfield, what I’d like to know is why you’re in New York. I’ve spoken with the local authorities, and not one of them can tell me why you’d be called in. Not a clue.”

“Hmm. Well, the locals aren’t always included in federal investigations, so there’s your explanation. I don’t report to them.”

“I don’t think you report to anyone. I think you’re impersonating a federal agent, and at the same time, lying to one. You do realize that I’m part of the organization, right?”

“I don’t even remember your name, much less your job description. No offense.”

“Let me refresh your memory, Dean Winchester. My name is Phil Coulson, and I’m the reason you aren’t in a jail cell in a high security lockup. You’ve done some pretty heinous things, so forgive me if I’m less than patient with you. Now tell me, what in the hell happened out there?”

“Why don’t ask you ask your merry band of men in tights? I seem to recall they had a hand in all of it.” He leans forward and Coulson sits back slightly, his eyes wide. “They certainly didn’t seem to be offended by someone like me. Maybe explain why the heroes of the universe would associate with such a heinous individual such as myself? You call me a serial killer? Looks like maybe you should do your job better. I seem to recall a few casualties at the hands of,” Dean rolls his eyes as he air quotes, “‘Earth’s Mightest Heroes’. Now my bro…” he clears his throat and leans back in his chair, “my partner, he’s the true crime expert so he would know better than me...and correct me if I’m wrong...but that sounds a hell of a lot more like a serial killer to me.  And you just let them run around in high tech suits and without superversion…” he whistles and puts his hands behind his head, “Doesn’t sound like a good idea to me, although I guess the government has a lot of those-”

“They aren’t serial killers, and if I were you, I’d be very careful how far you step over the line. I’m not asking them, I’m asking you. What happened out there?”

“You’re not as much of a pushover as I thought you would be, Phil. What’s your last name again? Collins? I bet you can feel it in the air tonight, can’t you?”

Coulson glares at Dean, his knuckles white as he clenches them tightly. “It’s Coulson,” he manages to grind out, “and you’d do best to remember that. Now, tell me.”

“Awwe, I’m just having fun with you. I know your last name is Coulson, Debbie Downer. Anyway, it started about a day after we got to New York…”

“Well, that was a fucking bust, wasn’t it?” Dean grumbles as he takes his jacket off and tosses it in the backseat.

“Did you really expect it to go any differently? Since when do we ever actually get the answers we need?” Sam grabs Dean’s jacket off the seat, straightens it, then lays it gently on the bench seat with his own. “Maybe Y/N’s got something.”

Dean climbs into the car and shuts the door as Sam goes around to the passenger side, “Yea, maybe.” He starts the car, and after checking his mirrors, pulls out into the road and is quickly honked at by a taxi that seemingly appears out of nowhere. He sticks his arm out the window, flashes his middle finger, then continues into traffic. Sam rolls his eyes and sighs, and Dean looks over at him. “What?”

“Nothing.”

“Why don’t you call Y/N, see what she’s found?”

Sam is already scrolling through his phone, and he glances at Dean as he puts his phone up to his ear, “You know, you could go easier on her. She's an adult, and she grew up the same way we did. It's different with her, she can take care of herself.” He frowns when she doesn't answer and hangs up.

“What?”

“No answer. She's probably researching. Let's head back to the hotel and see what she's up to.” He taps out a quick text and hits send, then puts the phone back into his pocket.

“I know she grew up like we did, but that doesn’t mean anything. We just found her, the last thing we need is another Adam situation.” They both fall silent at the thought of the youngest Winchester brother still trapped in the cage. “Anyway, I’m just saying, we gotta watch out for her. Her mom will kill us if something happens.”

“She’s not going to kill us.”

“Sam, she could be Ellen’s twin. She will absolutely kill us.”

“Dean, you’re being ridiculous.” They pull into the valet parking and Dean practically growls when he hands his keys over. “What is wrong with you?” Sam hisses under his breath as he grabs their jackets and his bag from the backseat.

“If she so much as gets a thumbprint on a window…” he glares at the valet as he climbs into the driver's seat, Adam’s apple bobbing nervously as he swallows thickly under Dean’s hateful gaze.

“She’ll be fine. What is with you today?”

“I just don’t see why we have to stay in this fancy ass hotel. We could have stayed outside the city for cheaper, and I could park my own damn car. Maybe gone to a bar where I don’t have to pay to just sit down.”

“You don’t have to...you know what, never mind. It’s only for a couple of days, anyway. We’re scoping it out, then we’ll meet up with Garth and see what we need to do.”

Sam smiles at the woman at the front desk, and she blushes furiously before ducking behind her computer. Dean rolls his eyes as Sam pushes the elevator button.

“What?”

“Nothing, Mr. Universe, nothing at all.” They walk into the elevator and Dean jams his thumb into the thirteenth button. “Thirteenth floor. I feel like that's just asking for it.”

It is Sam’s turn to roll his eyes as they ride the rest of the way to their room in silence, other than the canned Muzak playing through the small speakers above them. The elevator finally slows to a stop and the doors slide open with a ding. “When we get to the room, please just...lay off her, huh? She's not a kid, she's a good hunter.”

They step out and begin walking down the hall. “Why don't you quit telling me what to do? As much as you're repeating it, it sounds like you're trying to convince yourself that she's fine.” He puts a hand on Sam’s arm and stops him outside their door, “She’s our responsibility now. We promised Alice that if she came with us, we’d keep her safe. Just being a Winchester is one strike, and I’m sure Y/N taking our last name is probably a second.”

Sam sighs, “Do you really think Alice would have let her come with us if she didn’t trust us? I mean, you’ve met her, right? She’s not exactly a pushover, and I’m also pretty sure she doesn’t care about the last name thing. Y/N did that before we even knew she existed. Nothing is going to happen to her, okay? Not everyone we care about dies.” Dean raises an eyebrow and Sam sighs again. “Alright, I see your point. She’ll be fine.” Sam unlocks the door and pushes it open, “Y/N, were you able to find anything-” He stops mid-sentence when he sees the that the room is empty and exactly the way they had left it that morning. “Y/N?”

Dean throws the bathroom door open, then walks into the connecting suite to find it also empty. He walks back into the living room, “You were saying?”

“I’m sure there’s a good explanation. Maybe she decided to work at the library instead of coming back here.” He pulls his phone from his pocket and frowns, “She’s not answered my text message.” He taps the screen, then quickly puts the phone to his ear. “Y/N, where are you? Call us back as soon as you can.” He hangs up, then looks at Dean, his brows knitted in concern.

“Okay, clearly no one came here...so somewhere between the police station and here, she went off course. It’s Y/N, so that’s not a surprise. And like you said, when she’s researching, she doesn’t pay attention to anything else. You’re probably right, she’s just at the library. Now, where’s that?”

“Do you realize how many libraries are in this city? She could be anywhere.”

Dean plops down on the couch and runs a hand over his face, “Yea, well, we have to start somewhere.”

“If you have a good idea, let’s hear it-” Sam is interrupted by his phone ringing and he quickly answers it. “Hello?”

“Hey, it’s me. Get anything?”

“Seriously? Where are you?!”

“Oh, yea, sorry, I got caught up. You’re never gonna believe-” A muffled voice in the background cuts her off, there is a moment of whispering, and then she comes back on the line. “Actually, can you meet me somewhere? It’s uh...it’s kind of hard to explain. But I think I’ve got some help on this little demon problem we’re having...well, not little. It’s not little at all.”

Dean grabs the phone out of Sam’s hand, “Where the hell are you? You were supposed to come back to the hotel room, what happened?”

“Like I said, it’s hard to explain. I need you guys to meet me at this address.” She rattles it off before Dean has a chance to answer and he grabs the notepad from the coffee table and hastily scribbles the information she gives him.

“But you’re okay, right? All in one piece?”

“Yes, Dean, I’m fine. Thank you for being worried. Now, hurry your asses up and get over here.” The line goes dead and Dean hands the phone back to Sam.

“She gave me an address, let’s go.”

“Where is she?”

“I guess we’re going to find out.”

Dean pulls up to the address Y/N gave him and slows to a stop, his eyes slowly traveling from the entrance to the top of the very tall building.

“You’ve got to be kidding me.”

“What?” Sam asks without looking up from his phone. Dean grabs his face and turns it to the window and he looks up, his jaw dropping at the sight in front of him. “Are you... are you sure this is the address she gave you?”

“Yea, I’m sure.”

They both climb slowly out of the car, their heads turned upward at the sight, and close their doors.

“Mr. Winchester?” Dean looks down and sees a valet standing in front of him, his hand held out and smiling. Dean frowns and the valet laughs, “I’ve been told you’re very protective of...Baby. I promise, sir, she’s in good hands. I wouldn’t have this job if I wasn’t good at it.”

“He’s right you know, I don’t hire riff raff. Happy parks my cars all the time, top notch parking. As a matter of fact, he just parked my car, did it perfectly. Actually, we’ve got a deal, ideal parking in thirty seconds or it’s free.”

Both Winchesters snap their heads in the direction of the voice, their eyes wide. The man belonging to it walks casually down the stairs, sunglasses obscuring the upper part of his face. Dean drops his keys in the outstretched hand and walks around the Impala to join Sam. The man stops in front of them and pulls his sunglasses off, and Sam’s face transforms from disbelief to pure awe.

“What...we…”

“You must be Sam.” He looks him up and down for a moment, “You sure you aren’t part of the super soldier experiment? I mean, you’re huge. What year were you born? And where? I’d like to know what they put in the water there, maybe use it for something here. Science, you know. And you,” his eyes travel to Dean, “you must be Dean. I mean honestly, Y/N said you guys were large, but I think our resident super humans are going to be a little jealous. I’m not, because I’m comfortable with what I was born with, but you know how superheroes can be. Well, genetically enhanced superheroes, anyway.” He holds his hand out, and both Sam and Dean shake it half-heartedly, still confused by what is happening.

“Y/N...is here?”

“Yea, funny story about that. Anyway,” he waves in the general direction of the building, “welcome to Avengers Tower. I’m your host, Tony Stark. Food and beverages will be provided. Now, I think we’ve got some demons to take care of. Shall we?”

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