#sai sational

[legitimatesatanspawn]

Transcript: JL-D-R-13h516753

There are so many questions raised by this. Is the alien kid on Earth? Not by that skyline, but it could be a fake. WHY is the alien kid interested in Earth and specifically knows so much about the Justice League? In fact how is he speaking English with a vaguely... Latin accent? Spanish...? .... wait is that Esperanto?!

Why is the alien kid using Earth words for star systems and has a constructed language accent?

Don't call an alien a human weeaboo. It sounded even dumber the second time.

... ANYWAY, (sound glitches) - yeah, the one into myths and legends - insists that "T" is the spitting image of Duul Aman. Younger. A lot younger. But... uh... kind of impossible to pin a match to a statue? And the body of Duul Aman was lost? So... Oh, okay, they got tossed into Ancient Egypt. That happens distressingly often, so did a hero rescue you or did you manage to get back on your ow- ... how dID YOU TIME TRAVE-

MOVING ON.

NO WE'RE NOT CONTINUING THAT TANGENT.

Matching the alien kid to his species is pretty much next to impossible. You have any idea how many human-like species there are in our galaxy alone? How unusually common bipedalism is? We have XENOBIOLOGISTS CRYING over the sheer IMPROBABILITY of this. THAT 'GREEN-SKINNED ALIEN' TROPE SHOULD NOT BE A THING. And that's BEFORE getting into the problem of ALL THE ONES WHO LOOK LIKE NORMAL HUMANS WITHOUT TRANSFORMATIONS/ILLUSIONS. YES I'm pissed about this, Frank, you are being a troll asking me that question and YOU KNOW IT.

Wherever he is seems to be human-safe if Young Aman is any hint. I wish that narrowed it down... We got an update from Superman about that weird plant that was growing out of the 'rainbow geode' posted yesterday. They tried to claim was a bismuth but bISMUTH DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THA- STOP SPRAYING ME WITH WATER, FRANK. ... yes I'm calm now. Okay. The plant is some kind of Kryptonian species, supposedly similar to honeysuckle but it tastes like 'the way lava doesn't smell?' Unhelpful. But odds are that the rainbow geode is kryptonite.

... I don't want to find out what all those new colors will do either.

wait have you been recording this? Please don't save this. This is just train of thought PLEASE don't send this to anyo-

(video cuts off)

[JL-B-01 / Appended notes: Use satellite to scan for multilayered Kryptonite radiation signatures. Look into recent temporal disruptions that involved Egypt. See if we can add more vacation days to non-combat members. If possible and not through amoral means, apply whatever methods preventing the channel from being taken down to the official JL channel; could prove useful in case of emergencies. ]

Been Watching Weird Fruit Explorer(?)... and I just...

W-Who let Bored Danny have BooTube?

Sorry, YOU-Tube. He has TWO Apps now. BooTube is bigger. Way more random, yet... somehow more niche? Meh. It's what happens when you get billions of billions of people who all have their own Obsessions to rant over, on a site.

Ember's channel is pretty lit, tho, ngl.

He stopped using YOU-Tube almost overnight. Too many ads, weird algorithmic pushiness. No thanks. It was too small and too "trying to take my money". You know?

Buuuuut? See.... TUCKER is the Tech guy.

Coding and that sort of stuff. HE does hands on work. You want a toaster? He can MAKE you a toaster! With LAZERS! Runs off The Goo! But a program? Eeeeeeeh? Hit it with hammer maybe? Monkey make fire? Hit with stick? Blergh.

Yeah, he can SORTA push through.

But he suuuucks.

And like... he had a headache, okay? His project had just, quiet literally, exploded in his face. So when he looked at his phone? All the apps were blobs. He clicked the one that LOOKED kinda right. Shoved his arm in his phone and brute forced a channel set up.

He figured he could ramble about Space!

It's not like he cared is anyone LISTENS or not! It's a "for him" thing, you know? Like a diary. But more... putting on a ☆~show~☆?

So he rambles from the floor of his Lair's Lab, crashs and wails in the distance, green sky occasionally visible as he lazily floats by windows. Dropping... juuuust past human knowledge understanding of Space. Talking like he's STUDYING somewhere. Referencing PAPERS no human will ever be able to find.

But a few they WILL.

Some of which, are currently? Only half written.

But then? Oh YEAH... he should eat! You know... Sam keeps bringing him fruits and veggies and stuff from her internship at that Botanical Lair. Stuff never seen before of Earth. Or hasn't been seen in centuries.

Again, like, a FEW that? Randomly? Have???

He picks up something sharply purple, bright orange insides. Crisp crunch. He makes a face. And starts to ramble about it, distracted from Space. "Weirdly mushroom-y" he notes. "Kinda bubblegum sweet? But like... CHEAP bubblegum. Like it hits you all at once and is kinda chemically. But it disappears real fast? Huh. Spicy too..."

It's the first video on the Playlist. One of hundreds. Two of the green Lanterns RECONIZE that fruit ad HIGHLY toxic to humans, can't recognize what planet they're seeing. Or how this alien teen got himself on YouTube.

He seems... unaware of how incredibly famous he's become.

But his strange techno Pharoah friend has not. HE is both perfectly aware and apparently amused. Has taken to feeding him rare and hazardous flora and fauna, to see if it tastes good.

....there have been an alarming number of plants from dead planets.

And the comments the kid makes? Alarming as hell.

Sam's just pleased everybody's getting their greens. Danny's glad him n tuck get to hang and do "try weird foods and fuck around, bro time". They've made lazers! Talked about stuff! Debated why Martian Manhunter is THE superior Justice League member.

Danny understands. Wonder Woman is a BAMF. But he's biased, Tucker. He doesn't CARE if she has a sword and flowy, impressive locks! Shape-shifting telepath! From MARS!!! *imaginary mic drop*

And Tucker? Is conquering the YouTube scene with this charming, weird, relatable young alien. Who rambles about Space, debates nerd stuff, eats weird plants and describes them, and makes sci-fi technology! Theme? WHAT THEME? Phantom is a weird channel, man. You never know what you'll find!

And no one can get rid of it.

Believe them, governments have TRIED. Censorship? Not possible. Not without removing the whole SITE.

[howlingday]

THE HUNTSMAN

Sun: (Chuckles) Aren't you a little old to be playing dress-up, Jaune?

Huntsman: I- I'm not whoever this "Jaune" is! I'm the one and only HUNTS MAN!

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Huntsman: BEHOLD, EVILDOERS! I am justice's unswerving chaperone! Myes~... THE GREAT HUNTSMAN~!

Jaune: W-Wait? What? Dude, no offense, but... What in the world?

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Ren: Jaune, what's the story with that ridiculous costume of yours?

Huntsman: Not you, too... Doesn't anyone think my costume is cool?

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Huntsman: Well, what do you think, Oscar? Pretty cool, huh~?

Oscar: ...No comment, bud.

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Superman: I fight for truth, justice, and the hope of all people~!

Huntsman: SO COOL~! I guess the other universe has their own defenders of truth and justice!

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Adrian: Look at you, Uncle Jaune~! Awesome costume~!

Huntsman: (Chuckles) I know, right~?

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Papa Arc: Jaune! Just look at you now! What's say we have ourselves a quick fight?

Huntsman: Let us fight, father~!

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Ashe: UGH! Dad, get out of that stupid costume already!

Huntsman: Hey! I've got a secret identity to keep, y'know! ...Also, did you just call me "Dad"?

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Pyrrha: There's something about that outfit, Jaune. The longer I look at it, the cooler it gets!

Huntsman: (Chuckles) Because you know what it means to be a hero, Pyrrha!

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Huntsman: BEHOLD, EVILDOERS! I am justice's unswerving chaperone! Myes~... THE GREAT HUNTSMAN~!

Port: Ho ho~! Excellent posing, Mr. Arc! Enough footage and you'll be greenlit for your own series in no-time!

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Huntsman: Miss, might I say you have got some stellar costume design! Though, I'd say The Great Huntsman has far, FAR greater style, don't you think? Eh~?

Penny: So you fight for your adoring fans, too~? Sen-sational~! I have high hopes for this battle~!

Penny: (Axe kicks Jaune through a building)

[lynketa]

𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐋𝐄 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄,,; ₊˚⊹⋆ [Megumi drabble]

𝐬𝐲𝐩𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐬,,, °⋆.࿔*:･}} Based on my experience with a guy friend (but exaggerated and jujutsu-fied) because I'm in denial and this is the first time I've actually liked someone besides platonic or familial love. Anyways, he reminds me of Megumi (LIKE A LOT, LOT.) so, I decided to write this down to somehow express this searing sensation of 'crushing'

𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒!!! [F] READER! ,,, self-indulgent ,,, slight-humor (I'm apathetic, stop this is so hard) ,,, overthinking ,,, wholesome ,,, pinch of angst ,,, insecurities ,,, bad grammar ,,, crushing! Megumi ,,, ehh I don't know anymoree

˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚ ] YOU WEREN’T accustomed to love. It was a fickle thing; ephemeral; short–lived… it never concerned you to deal with boys who weren’t worth your time. They couldn’t even come close to the men you’ve liked in the fictional world— who are green flags, ones who don't even compare to real people— you’ve witnessed second–hand how absurd guys were: The prejudice against women was slowly shifting, leaving more room for women to enjoy their lives as they pleased. You weren’t an active feminist… nor bash guys on twitter to prove a point. 

You were someone in–between. 

Someone who was willing to listen to both sides yet, call out the other if it’s blatant ignorance or discrimination. And in this case… you’d call ‘sides’ with women… look, It wasn’t like you had a bias towards guys— or you do. Based on some uncomfortable experiences with some— you just… dislike them! Not that bad, right?

 

It wasn’t like the whole world would turn on you because of that. 

…there could be a possibility. Maybe. It depends, really.

What can you say? You’d never shown that much concern for boys— heck! Ever since 10 years ago, you already had a type for green flags, who’d understand your current dilemma. Opting to provide a semblance of comfort and safety whenever you need it, without asking for it. So maybe, you’re heavily into fictional men who’d actually treat you right, and understand your lack of knowledge in the field of romance. 

So maybe, you like the quiet guy– Megumi Fushiguro, the new student in your grade. He sat farther from you but you would never look past his dark spikey locks— ones that'll leave you questioning if it was real or fake— his emerald eyes glinting in boredom. His stupidly long lashes that makes your stomach churn whenever he’d flutter it your way. His marble–like face: clear, unlike yours: acne marks. Blemishes. Dull–sunken eyes. Frizzy, unkempt hair. Protruding bangs that stab your pores in every direction. 

Imperfections, that hinders your full potential to be pretty. 

The potential to be called pretty everyday— in–waking conscious and subconscious— the potential to be called pretty by Megumi Fushiguro .

So maybe, you fell in love. Or found a crush… with the guy next room (Eugh, as a 15 year old? Are you serious?) So! maybe, you finally liked someone after years of cringing and avoiding dance partners. Maybe you were actually compatible with a guy like him…? (WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?! YOU AREN’T READY FOR COMMITMENT!!!?) Orr, you're being delusional. 

Stupidly and idiotically delusional. Yep, that would explain this tingle of emotion whenever you’d peer at Megumi, finding his gaze straight at you; or the burning ‘sation of his fingers brushing against yours; Megumi’s small smile at your squawking laughter— YUP. COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY DELUSIONAL. FEELING INFATUATED AND ONLY LIKING THE IDEA O– 

“Is [name] here?” Speak of the devil and he shall appear. 

You blink out of your reverie— [eye c.] flickering to him. Heart stuttering at the resting–pout you always display; your sunken eyes. Pale [lip c.] slightly–chapped and dry. Pinkish cheeks as little bumps curve around them. Bangs tipping up–sideways. Brows knitted, and oh, he wishes he could rub the space between them. Your figure warming his ivory cheeks—  looking up to Megumi standing outside the classroom’s door, his jacket in–hand as he awkwardly stands there. 

Standing up, you saunter over to Megumi. Smiling as you gently reach for his jacket— the material searing your skin in a strange sensation— thanking him and hugging it close to your chest. He nods calmly. Promptly leaving for homeroom, a few doors down. 

NOBARA AND Yuuji watched— the brunette choking the boy’s neck. Trying to cease the burst of butterflies as she cheered silently. Yuuji grasped the door’s frame tightly, cracking the wood– crying in tears at Megumi’s ‘first’ move— “Thanks, Megumi.” [name] smiled, causing the male to visibly stiffen, silently nodding as he turned away: rosy cheeks as he sighs dreamily. Bubbles of warmth exploding in his guts. A smile on a normally scowling–Megumi. 

CRACK!

“AAAA! YUUJI BROKE THE DOOR!?!” Megumi’s eyes widened, lips twitching in disdain “The fuck?! Does he have a Gorilla grip or su—” 

“He can gorilla grip deez nu—” 

“WAAAHH, FUSHIGUROOOO!!!!!!” The two exclaim. Dramatically crying as Megumi scowls. Irritated and annoyed at the prospect of those two idiots—

 “Oi–” suddenly bombarded by the two breaching his boundary.

“WHEN'S THE WEDDING?”

“I’M THE BEST MAN, RIGHT?”

“I’M GONNA BE THE BEST AUNT!” 

“W-wha—” 

“HOW MANY KIDS?!!!” 

“I need 5 children, which needs to be ALL GIRLS.” 

“All girls?!?! WHAT ABOUT BOYS HUH, YOU MISANDRIST.” 

“AT LEAST I’M NOT A PERVERT–” 

“I'LL LET YOU KNOW. I'M A VERY RESPECTFUL AND KIN—”

“TO EVERY GIRL WHO ISNT JENNIFER LAWRENCE.” 

“THIS IS SO UNFAIR! YOU KNOW DAMN WELL HOW HOT SHE IS.”

“My fucking god. Will you two ever stop screaming?” SMACK 2X

“OW!”   “ABUSER!!” 

SLAP!!!

PULLING THE clothing over your head, you check yourself over the mirror: jacket a denim color. Fitting snugly against your hips— Stomach fluttering as you catch the scent of sugared almond–vanilla; It wasn’t strong nor faint. Sweetly pleasant, too. Does he use Burberry Brit? 

“Huh?”  You freeze. Hiding your flushing face. 

(What the hell are you thinking?!!? You aren’t even together, dumbass! You’re borrowing it because you asked— not because he willingly gave it…to you…) 

And somehow. your stomach dulled; butterflies turning to flies as they buzz. Buzz, and buzz. You’d understand if he doesn’t feel the same– maybe, you were reading into this encounter a little. Little would be an understatement. Would it be possible to be anxious about a guy? Yes definitely. But! It's not like he’s done anything bad… he was just helping out! He’s a friend of yours, so get that in your head. 

You’re just delusional. A hopeless romantic who never knew what it’s like to actually love someone— heck! This might be infatuation and not actually him doing a lot of stuff for you because he wants to— 

didn’t you hear he loves someone else? (..really?) 

You cringed. Dismissing your thoughts, “he’s not even mine. And this is how I think of him? God. This is embarrassing.” you sigh. You’re never gonna get accustomed to love, huh.

unedited,,; 997 words.

°⋆.࿔*:･}} I don't know man. Having a crush is so weird. Anyways!!! Hope you enjoyed this mess I wrote to express bits of emotions I felt :DD

[7minutesinpurgatory]

john i am a mage of light.

juno learns people besides him can wear weird clothes and give weird vibes and he haaaaaates it.

[cookiiemancer]

Do the boys enjoy jokes as in puns? Like dad level puns?

For example...

If, heaven forbid, Eclipse bites someone does that mean you got 'Clip'd'?

Is Moon always going through a phase?

I know. I'm Sun-sational at this. Out of this world.

Okay but I have a better one, I promise. Don't toss me out yet!

What noise does a 747 airplane make?!

Boe-ing, Boe-ing! 🛫🛬🛫

You'll get a chuckle or two out of Eclipse, Sun and Moon tend to be more reserved, but that doesn't mean they don't enjoy them :)

Eclipse gets pleasantly surprised when any of the two say something punny.

[m0e-ru]

did masami itou really have to do that

[dani-fox]

Tiny H0ly-Tea ramble

This is a rant/ramble post about a user named H0ly-tea's stupid post so if you dont want to read it you can go ahead and ignore this. Its fine if you do want see it.

if you do, click the keep reading bit but CW: slight mentions of transphobia.

Im sure im not the only TF2 tumbler user whos seen the post about 'i hate when ppl make the mers trans because its the 60-70s'

It would take you two seconds plus google to see that Transgender/transsexuality has existed for fucking years.

Transgender people existed years and years before the period where tf2 exists. Years that show many people who were transgender way before the term was made. The best example i can give is a transgender woman by the name of Mary Jones who was a transgender (male to female) African American sex worker who lived in the 1870s and the first recorded transgender reassignment surgery was in 1906 on a man named Karl.M Baer who was intersex but was dubbed female at birth at the age of 21 he came out as a male and underwent surgery at the age of 23. The term transsexual was created in 1907.

I got all that and even more from the first source. The first source is a Wikipedia article a free online source anyone can see. Here is the link to the article if anyone would like to see it: Timeline of transgender history - Wikipedia

This is also Team Fortress 2 were talking about here. This whole game takes place in a world where Australians are buff super-intelligent beings. -New Zealand is an underwater society. -The first group of mercenaries for the Gravel Wars consisted of both real historical figures like Abraham Licon as Pyro and American folk tales like John Henry as the Heavy -A martial called Australiem exists that makes people super humans. -Yetis,spycrabs,Pyro sharks, the weird tube snakes, pootis birds, and more weird animals exist in tf2 -An older than time itself Wizard exists and has beef with an American who can survive blasting his feet with a rocket. -Krampus and Santa exist. -Medic basically invented Mpreg, surgically removed souls, and can fucking do all these crazy medical experiments!

-Heavy Weapons guy can fist-fight bears twice his size.

-Scout can double jump and survive drinking liquified radiation.

-Pyro exists and he is probably not a human being.

-Demoman's eye socket is haunted.

-Aliens exist.

-SAXTON HALE EXISTS

-AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON WILLIAM CHADSPEAR WHO INVENTED ROCKET JUMPING AND HOW SATION HALE BOUGHT THE ENTIERTY OF ENGLAND.

But apparently trans people is to unrealistic and 'Makes your unconvertible' according to the original user Like at this point just Amit you're transphobic and don't make shitty posts like this becuse your just going to get proven wrong with stupid saying like "trans people did not exist in the 60-70s"!

If you stayed this long for this ramble, thank you for reading over my big barf of words. I don't normally make these types of posts, i try to stay close to my art content. Also sorry for the shitty grammar or spelling. The American education system failed me lol

[red-pandaaa]

Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers! Spread the self-love 💞

hi there XD thank you for sending the ask @lululawrence! of course 'choosing favourites' is a very difficult task because in one way or another, all of my fics mean something to me since they all contributed to make me the writer i am today. but alright, let's see...

🔺 stars are just burning rocks in space

this was one of the first Larry fics i wrote so it will always be kinda special to me; lest of all because there's a lot of 'me' in that story

▫️ That's The Way Love Goes

the first fic i wrote for a fest and that i really like because i tried to explore different kinds of 'love' and how to show it

🔺 The Scent Of Grapefruit

Demisexual Rep! it's part of a series where each fic is loosely based on each of the five senses (rather hilariously titled Sense-sational Series if i say so myself XD)

▫️ Words Weren't Enough

a fluffy, slightly melancholy fic i wrote after the last Love On Tour show (and didn't manage to post until october whoops) about Harry, his piano piece, and Louis being supportive

🔺 And I'm Okay (with what i'm not)

more Ace Rep! i wrote this for the @1daroaceficfest - a fest very close to my heart that i was so happy was met with such excitement and passion

of course i could list a lot more (with an honourable mention to all my Kinktober Fics) but those are really the core faves of the short-list XD amazing idea!

[teeth--thief]

I would be interested in so called “hater diaries”.

- Rodka

[Referencing this post] Of course you would, you absolute angel... Imma tag you now that you have a blog @atomshchik ☆

The channel I was talking about is Chernobylite (yes, as in the Chernobylite - the game one). Listen... if anyone should be able able to criticise this guy, I think it should be me. Pole on Pole violence 👊💥👊💥

Let's get cracking... under the cut.

One thing you have to keep in mind when watching anything on the internet about Chernobyl: if they bring up HBO's show as a credible source, quote it, use mostly stills or photos of the scenery or actors instead of of the real stuff etc etc - that is a flag more red than that of the Soviet Union, okay? HBO in thumbnails? Unless it's a "this show is extremely inaccurate" kind of video, that's most likely due to a) the lack of knowledge about actual credible sources or b) need for profit (monkey sees, monkey does clicks - the show is incredibly popular, putting imagery related to it means a higher chance people will choose your video).

To keep it short and (not at all) sweet: this guy is like the evil brother of That Chernobyl Guy. This is That Bare Minimum Chernobyl Man, though. He uploads a video at least once a week and they always JUST BARELY hit the 10 minute mark. But they always do. Hm... I wonder why... I sure do wonder what the number 10 and YouTube have in common... oh. Oh yeah. It starts with MONETI and ends with SATION Need a hint? Mhm, I didn't think so. Speaking of time, the intro is usually almost 2 minutes long, the outro a minute and, there you go, suddenly there's actually even less content than expected.

He has some genuinely bad takes sometimes, too. I don't know if I'm just sensitive about Toptunov specifically (I very clearly am) or if his video on him is just especially offensive to me... and it's 12 minutes 😍😍 two more than usual! And so, I'll use this video as an example. (edit during drafting: he had just released a video on N.M. Fomin which... I'll watch once I'll have some time to waste and we'll see how bad that one is...)

>Not even 20 seconds in and he just HAD TO hit us with that ThAt Is ThE cOsT oF lIeS, of course, you know it brother 💯🔥‼️ Oh get over yourself. Find another quote. And stop putting pictures of my favourite operator next to his blonde twink counterpart from the show. I'm offended on his behalf.

>I like how he just takes random pics off of Google Images or something. The photo he uses at 2:00 is from a Reddit post on r/chernobyl, and it's a picture of a picture - didn't feel like looking for a better one, huh? Someone's a little lazy?

>The video ACTUALLY starts at 2:30. Girlllll (gn) you are so slowwwww, pick up the peace, we're all getting old waiting for you to start.

>The picture slideshow we're getting is almost never relevant to what he's saying. He's saying where Toptunov was born and all we see is the reactor after explosion. Like, okay brother, I didn't know that's how SuMY, in BuRYN, as he says, looked like then. A map from Wikipedia wasn't available? That's the best you can do? Not to mention a few of his videos literally have the same b-roll. It feels like the same video over and over again.

>He claims that "his father's connection probably were useful" when it came to him pursing a career in science... would you like to show me when exactly they could have been useful? When he was taking an entrance exam for uni just like everybody else? Or was it when he had to work his way up from the very bottom of the NPP food work chain? Unless you were a child of someone real high up and wanted to pursue a career of doing fuckall then your nepo baby status wouldn't help you all that much. Your party connections would help you move up faster, sure, but you wouldn't be able to not pass the necessary training and/or exams.

"(...) no good scientist could dream of a good job in a nuclear programme without being somewhat involved in local politics." We don't even know if Toptunov himself was in the party. We know that Akimov was quite the dedicated party man, sure. But Stolyarchuk wasn't in the party at all and Dyatlov wasn't cool with the party and the party wasn't cool with him. How many more times can I say party? Too many parties. I hate parties. He also goes on to say that, after graduation he could only get an entry level position because "He would need really good connections to acquire higher ranking job without any previous experience" I am very sorry to inform you but that's just not how real life works. Maybe if you have a good degree, you can immediately become the CEO of all the janitors in the building but that's about that when it comes to the seriousness of the job.

>Now, the part that made me audibly GASP starts at 6:30:

(...) many power plant staff were dismissed, including those from the night shift at unit 4. Including Toptunov, many were labelled non-essential personnel and sent home. That was probably a part of managing the disaster from a propaganda perspective. Fewer people on site, fewer witnesses.

This is an actually DERANGED take. This was my breaking point... like, you cannot be serious right now. Not the evil Soviet scientists and their evil propaganda...! The evil propaganda of safety...! I'm sorry to inform you but ever single person in charge there wasn't immediately thinking "By Lenin, how can we ensure these horrible bottom feeders, also known as our colleagues, we're employing at our power plant don't say a word to anyone outside?" They were most likely thinking "If this part of the personnel is literally useless, why would they stay in this potentially dangerous zone? Let's get them out - for their safety and liquidation organisation's sake."

>"As he later stated (...)" We don't know what he stated. We don't have a single word that came out of his mouth recorded anywhere. It's all they said that he said. Or the authors of books want to show how much they think they know (look no further than Medvedev's "acording to Toptunov..." yes, I'm sure you know exactly what he thought about everything. Surely. You must have spoken to him. Through a Ouija Board, clearly). We'd need the statements from the KGB and whatnot to actually determine what any of them said or thought.

>"(...) During that time when he felt better, he had spoken multiple times to both Akimov and Dyatlov (...)" Acording to some book, I'm sorry, I don't remember which one, he was one of the few people that actually didn't get up from his bed to participate in the discussions, probably because his legs were already in a bad shape. Take this with a grain of salt, though. Nobody explicitly said he NEVER hang out with anyone at the hospital. It's just that worth noting that there's a possibility he at least didn't do that as much as the rest of the guys.

Overall grade: read a book. Change the boring ass b-roll shots. Change the stock sounding "creepy" music. Put some effort into everything. Stop relying on HBO's Chernobyl.

Conclusion: you'll never be That Chernobyl Guy xoxo That Chernobyl Guy for the president

[ask-the-magic-schoolbus]

There was an annular solar eclipse today! It was SO COOL! — Keesha

In fact, you could even say it was sun-sational! —Carlos

CARLOS!!!

[eclipsedcrystalstar]

What scheming were we doing in the gaming sessions? The most I remember from them was trying to become a cat to get on the fridge in the role-play area, and just trying to communicate smoothly with everyone and failing miserably because I don’t like using Roblox chat because I have to stop moving to use it, but you can’t leave Roblox to look at discord chat because if you do you’ll get kicked from the game??

What scheming were we doing?? it feels like the creator of the doc/writer of the document purposely twisted it to make it seem like there was something more going on when in reality, there was literally nothing going on other than general cartoon shenanigans.

The scheming is kinda a joke with us considering they put the gaming sessions on the doc against Lux which is ridiculous. The doc person didn't say scheming but painted it as like, suspicious or whatever

@sen-sational relating to ur ask too

[howlingday]

Asking the wrong questions

Penny: (Kicks open door) FREEZE!

Roman: (Holds up hands)

Penny: You are quite clever at hiding your position, Romandrew Tatewick, but that box of Valian noodles let us trace you from the local noodle stand. Now, I only have one question for you...

Penny: So, hypothetically speaking, let's say there's a girl, and she's sixteen...

Roman: ...

Penny: B-B-But it's a gray area because, technically, I'm only four, so, technically, I'M the one who's in danger, right? (Sighs) Why do the Brothers test me so, Mr. Tatewick? I mean, this girl, she's... beautiful~! Red dark hair with red tips and gorgeous silver eyes~! She's truly sen-sational~! But I'm worried about what other people will say. I'm an android and she's a huntress-in-training. Would something like that even work? I guess what I'm asking, Romandrew Tatewick...

Penny: Can true love triumph?

Roman: What?! I don't know anything about teenage girls! Get out of here!

Penny: Okay (Sighs, Looks to tied up Jaune) Have fun with your sex trafficking ring. (Leaves)

[nemorialex]

i love these assumptions alex! tell me more, i'd love to hear in excessive detail about how little i know about the people around me. i also wonder, do you know my middle name? my grandfathers name? how old i am? what i did for a living? how me and johns relation ship functioned? do you know MY story alex? or do you like feeding from a lake of fucking lies. do you have any reason yo believe any thing johns saying, or do you just *like* to listen to the horror terrors? you need to keep your mouth closed un til you actually under stand what's happening. do you even LIKE jury? that's the most interesting part here, do you *actually* think he is defendable? or do you just like playing along? you realize he IS me, right? i am condescensing be cause you do not fucking be long in this conver sation. YOU DO NOT EVEN KNOW ME. I WAS SOME THING ONCE AND I WAS SOME THING WITH JOHN UN TIL I HAD THAT TAKEN FROM ME. AND MAYBE, MAY BE! MAY BE I AM JUST READING TOO FAR IN TO THIS, BUT IT IS A WEIRD FUCKING COINCIDENCE THAT HE DIED IN THE SAME WAY HIS LITTLE FRIEND KILLED MY GRANDPA. it is al most like you are all defending a fucking monster!!! but fine. i have played the trope be fore and i will play it again.

ahem.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA. YOU ARE SO RIGHT ALEX I AM AN EVIL CONIVING CRUEL BIRCH WHO WANTS NOTHING BUT TO RIP YOU ALL TO SHREDS FOR CONTROL* THAT IS WHY I NULLIFIED A HORROR TERROR. BECAUSE I'M AN EEEEEEEVIL BITCH WHO LOVES CHAOS. AND. HATES EVIL BEINGS! I GUESS!?

*control that i al ready have. i need more of it for some reason, right? thats what you're all implying?

I'm going to cut away the fat of all that

At no point did I pretend, imply, or suggest that I know you and your story. I've not met you, I don't know it. However you're hurting people and it's pissing me off

I'm not going to touch any defense for or argument against the Horror Terrors.

Similarly, I'm not here to sing Jury's praises. My like or dislike or completely neutral thoughts about him don't play into the fact that you're treating an ACTUAL person like a puppet because he "is you" which so far isn't the case because you and I are pissing each other off while he and I seem to be on normal volumed speaking terms

Explain to me how that is, by the way, please. Because it sounds like you're taking one of your Alternates and shoving him into your carved path against how he'd naturally grow and wondering why there's resistance. It seems like you have some fundamental misunderstanding of how Alternates work and I think we need to get to the core of that idea before we continue yelling at each other

[fortifice]

neptune and mercury

neptune (   𝗌𝗒𝗆𝖻𝗈𝗅𝗂𝗓𝖾𝗌   :   dreams,   intuition,   mysticism,   imagination,   delusions.  )

what   are   your   muses   goals   ?   what’s   their   dreams   ?   are   they   intuitive   ?   do   they   believe   in   spirituality   and   acknowledge   that   in   every   day   life   ?   where   in   life   are   they   most   creative   ?   or   are   they   perhaps,   like   the   planet   saturn,   bound   to   reality   and   don’t   believe   or   acknowledge   such   things   ?   those   ruled   by   neptune   tend   to   run   away   with   their   goals   and   ideas   and   often   enough   run   too   fast   that   they   trip,   so   failure   is   familar   to   those   who   are   ruled   by   neptune.   does   your   muse   get   too   caught   up   in   unrealisitc   ideas   ?   if   so,   how   do   they   handle   the   disappointment   ?   those   ruled   by   neptune   are   also   full   of   child-like   innocence,   which   can   make   them   come   off   as   naive.   does   your   muse   care   what   others   think   of   them  ?

His goals are mostly encompassed within his duty, as someone who has had much of his life’s trajectory predetermined, these goals were almost like a given, that is not to say he does not feel accomplishment for that he does achieve it’s more so that they’re intrinsic to each other. His dream is furtive, he wants to be satisfied with what his life allows him but part of him has yearned to see what is outside of belobog, because he has determined this to be unrealistic he has decided to settle for what is. While i don’t believe him to be inherently spiritualistic his outlook is impacted rather intensely by both the supreme guardian’s will and the gaze of qliphoth, his oath and thus sworn dedication to the preservation could be considered spiritualistic and if that is the case the influence of it in his daily life is profound and runs deep. That being said he is still a rather realistic person, being grounded within a position that does not accommodate a lot of time to dedicate to concepts like spirituality, he might if given the chance but, there’s no real place for questions about it in his packed schedule. Plus, I feel like it’s important to emphasize the fact that he has actively been dissuaded by the supreme guardian from questioning things so ? Gepard deals with disappointment by directing it inward, he’s practiced this for much of his life, his short-comings are things that he privately copes with and does his utmost to amend. He can be quite tough on himself but it’s not something he does in ways that allow others to glean how much it does affect him, he has an image to maintain. There are parts of him that are a little naïve, as much as he is a battle hardened soldier he is also someone with a rather narrow understanding of life, the things he has experienced have shaped him and as numerous as those things are the ones that he hasn’t as also innumerable. There are many things he feels he lacks due to upbringing and sation, communication being one of them, he’s able to command authority but his capacity to have casual conversation is a lacking ( not egregious but he doesn’t have the same easy charisma as someone like serval does ). As much as it would be great to say he does not care what others think of him he does, he’s been raised in a position that requires him to be seen more often than that, he has to regard his position as captain and his standing with the nobility when making decisions that impact the whole of his life, this isn’t really because he wants to it’s more like an unconscious thing he does out of preservation. 

mercury (   𝗌𝗒𝗆𝖻𝗈𝗅𝗂𝗓𝖾𝗌   :   mind,  communication,   intellect,   reason,   language,   intelligence.   )

would   you   say   that   your   muse   is   strong   minded   ?   are   they   easily   persuaded   or   drawn   off   of   their   own   path   or   hard   to   reason   with   ?   are   they   good   at   communicating   their   feelings,   wishes,   and   goals   or   do   they  struggle   with   the   general   form   of   communication   ?   are   they   easily   understanding   of   both   other   people   and   matters   out   with   their   own   control   ?   would   you   consider   them   intelligent,   book   smart,   street   smart,   and   morally   smart   ?

Oh very much so, Gepard is known for being set in his ways if not outright stubborn, changing his point of view on something requires evidence and rationale. Reasoning with him takes effort, he’s not an intransigent person but he also doesn’t change his position on something often. And no, he really isn’t good at communicating his feelings, he can communicate strategy and work without hassle but when it comes to being honest, if it conflicts with his duty or sense of self, it arises into an internal conflict. When it comes to people and understanding their perspective he is not oblivious, while he can separate individual people from matters encompassed in his duty he is also very much inclined to lean towards rationalizing what is important based on his views. He’s book smart, much of his youth was spent studying prior to being accepted into the guard’s ranks but he’s also morally “smart” depending on how you look at it, his morals are sound but in reality they also are full of faults because they rely so heavily on the supreme guardian and the preservation to justify their actions.

[arrowenchantress]

Unexpected

Pairing: Aaron Hotchner x Fem!BAU!reader

TW: Mentions of rape, Blood, Violence, Guns, Swearing.

Summary: Getting shot in your pajamas wasn't something you expected, especially not in front of the man you loved.

Not Proofread!

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Today was a rare sunny day in Virginia, I wanted to stay in bed and rest today but working at the BAU never lets me plan days like I want to. Rolling out of bed after getting called in at 4:30 AM was as lucky as I could get. Quickly throwing on a black button up blouse, black jeans, and black flats, I grabbed my to go bag and my coffee cup, then I was out the door. Driving into the BAU parking garage something felt off, though I work somewhere where I chase serial killers everyday for a living so I guess I should feel off all the time. Walking into the office I was immediately greeted by Penellope's smiling face, "Why is she smiling so big at 4 in the morning, who tripped, and did you record it?" I asked while sipping on my coffee. "No one tripped unfortunately, although why are you smiling so big Pen?" Emily said turning from me to Penelope "I'm just happy, can I not just be happy?" she shot back at us, I look over at Emily who is matching the smirk on my face "You totally got some last night" "I did not!" "Oh you so did!" "Who got some?" Derek chimed in as he set his stuff down at his desk, "Penelope did, she just won't admit it", Derek looked at her shocked "Damn babygirl, I thought we had something special" he said while shaking his head. We sat there and talked for a little while longer before JJ walked out of her office "We have a new case in Colorado" she said walking into the briefing room "This chat is not over" I said standing up and grabbing my coffee, walking to the briefing room.

Reid, Hotch and JJ were already in there "Did you two teleport in here or did you sleep in here" I said sitting in my designated chair next to Hotch as the others did the same in their seats, "We didn't sleep in here, in fact if we slept in here we probably would've gotten in trouble since we're not really supposed to be here when no one else is" Reid said not even raising his head. I nodded my head in silence as JJ handed out the files "This case was brought in by a Mr. Carlisle after his siter went missing and was found dead with her uterus cut out, 4 y/h/c females have been found with their uteruses cut out every Sunday within the last 4 weeks, they were drugged and abducted from their homes, they were raped and then they were found dead in various fields throughout Colorado" she said putting pictures on the screen "I know the Carlisle family, they're nice people" I said, "One girl a week" Derek says a thought aloud, as I looked through the photos I realized these girls looked a lot like me, I subconsciously reached over towards Hotch , but realized what I was doing so I just rested my hand on his chair. "Wheels up in 30" Hotch said abruptly standing up and walking out.

I walked on the jet and sat down next to Emily and across from Hotch, he looked up at me through his eyelashes, but quickly looked back down at the file and pictures. "The edges around the cut are smooth so he's definitely used some sort of professional tool" Reid points out tracing the outline of the cuts "wait guys look, where the uterus is cut from the actual body, the wounds are cauterize" I pointed out the to cauterized wounds "So what he would cut out their uteruses and then what, try and save them?" Emily asked trying to figure out why he would cauterize the wounds if they were already dead.

After we landed we went straight to the Police Sation to set up "I'm Supervisory Special Agent Jennifer Jareau, we spoke on the phone, and this is SSA Aaron Hotchner, SSA Derek Morgan, SSA Emily Prentiss, SSA David Rossi, SSA y/n y/l/n, and Doctore Spencer Reid" JJ introduced us "It's nice to meet you all, I'm Cheif Taylor Claunet, thank you all for coming" he said shaking all of our hands "Thank you for calling" JJ said. "Prentiss and Morgan go talk to the victims families, Rossi and Spencer go set up and start on a geographical profile, Y/l/n you're with me, we're going to go to the dumpsites" Hotch said commanding people around.

Riding in the car with Hotch was awkward "Are you ok?" Hotch broke the silence "yeah why wouldn't I be" I asked looking over at him with a small smile on my face "Back at the office, you realized that the girls look like you so you subconsciously reached out towards me but stopped halfway to make sure I didn't realize that it made you unsettled" "You're profiling me Hotch, you aren't supposed to do that" I said rolling my eyes at the fact I wasn't so subtle as I thought, but why was he paying attention to me in the first place? "yeah yeah" he said shaking his head.

Getting a call saying another girl was missing was always my least favorite part, not knowing if this is the girl you can't save because you can't figure it out fast enough. "Lilly Carlisle, 22 year old female was abducted from her home 2 hours ago, husband just called it in after he came home early and found a bloody near the front door, but it's not Lillys" JJ said "He Made a mistake, didn't expect the husband to come home so early so he panicked and she landed a hit" I said "Y/l/n let's go look at the scene".

This case was taking a tole on everyone, no matter what we got, the unsub was always a step ahead of us, after not finding anything at the scene besides his blood that was being tested, Hotch told us to go back to the hotel and get some sleep, but I knew I wasn't going to sleep tonight. After changing into pajamas and sitting in bed while looking over the case I realized something, I wrote it down on a notepad and got up to go tell Hotch since I can almost guarantee he's awake. I got one foot out into the hallway "Put your hand above your head and do not move or so help me I will kill you" I heard from my right, I immediately stopped moving and put my hands up, I looked over and saw Lilly Carlisles husband standing there "Mr. Carlisle you don't have to do this" I said dropping the notepad "Shut up!" he yelled cocking the gun. The door right across from mine opens, Hotch, but I don't even flinch "You, you met my family and they loved you, more than me" he said shaking his head "I can guarantee that isn't true, you're their family, I'm not" I said in the most monotone voice I could. "I killed them all because they're like you" he said sounding crazy as ever, more doors started opening up but he didn't notice, Hotch must've called the others. "Why cut the Uteruses out" I said trying to get anything out of him "Because people like you shouldn't be able to have kids" he said before shooting.

Waking up under bright hospital lights is not a nice way to wake up, especially not with the pounding headache I had, I opened my eyes fully to see the team standing around me. "Ow dude, I feel like I just got shot" I said sitting up and laughing a little, I looked around to see a bunch of "Are u serious" faces "Oh shit, I got shot!" I said immediately going down and feeling gauze around my lower stomach "Yeah you did sweetheart" Derek said sadly smiling while petting my head. "Can I have a moment alone with Y/n please" Hotch requested, I look at him as everyone filed out of the room "What you did was stupid and reckless" he said as soon as everyone left "Hotch he was going to shoot me anyways" as I looked at him more I realized he had dried blood under his fingernails "Where is she!" I hear from outside the room "uh oh" I said with a growing smile on my face, not even five seconds later the door swung open to reveal Penelope.

"No Pen, I don't remember anything after I got shot, I got shot and the boom, I was waking up in the hospital" I said, the entire team was in my room basically on top of each other. "Excuse me" Hotch said as he got up and left the room, he was acting very weird ever since I woke up.

Staying in a hospital bed for days with nothing to do is not fun, especially when all your friends are off at work, well, most of them. I was watching a dumb show that was on the hospital T.V. when I heard a knock "come in" I said shutting off the show. Hotch walked in "Hi" I said giving him a small smile "Hi, I wanted to come by and check on you" "On your day off? I feel so special" I said putting my hands over my heart and smiling "Jack heard what happened and wanted to come by and give you something, if that's ok with you" "Yeah, yeah of course that's ok with me".

Today I was getting the news I was dreading was coming today, I got shot so low that the doctors weren't sure if I was going to be able to have kids or not. I sat on my bed biting at my fingers, tears started to sting my eyes, I always wanted to be a mom, I could always adopt I said to myself in my head. As tears started to spill out of my eyes I heard a knock on my door "Come in" I said with a slight voice crack "It's me" Hotch said as he walked in "Bad timing Hotch, I'm waiting on some results" "I know that's why I'm here" my head snapped up to look at him "You shouldn't have to get life changing news on your own" he sat down next to me and rubbed his hand up and down my back. Another knock at the door sounded, in walked my doctor, she looked at Hotch and then looked at me, I subtly nodded my head "You can still have kids, the bullet went right above your uterus, you're very lucky, I'll give you time to process the news and then I'll be back with your discharge papers" she said with a small smile before leaving. That's when the tears started, I cuddled into Aarons side, he pulled me closer and just held me there.

I walked around my house trying to find a magnet to hang up the picture Jack drew me when I was in the hospital, on my fridge. I finally get to go back to work tomorrow after almost 3 months. I sat down on the edge of my bed as the thunder grew loud outside, I started to massage my temples, suddenly i got a flash of memory from the night I got shot.

~~FLASHBACK~~

I landed on the ground with a thud, pain immediately shooting through my stomach, I hear yelling but it sounds far away as I close my eyes, I feel a pair of hands push down on my wound "hey, hey, hey, look at me, keep your eyes open, keep your eyes on me" it sounds like someone you know, I open my eyes "Hurts Aaron" "I know, I know, but you have to keep your eyes on me" "I can't" "yes you can, tell me something" "I'm in love with you, does that count" I whispered it out, a small smile graced his face "Yes, that counts, you're doing an amazing job sweet girl" he wiped a stray tear that slid down my face. My eyes started to close "Y/n no, you keep your eyes on me honey" I shook my head as I let my consciousness slip into darkness, I heard Aaron yell for me, but I was too tired.

~~ END FLASHBACK ~~

"Holy shit!" I yelled as I stood up and looked for my phone, after I found my phone I immediately called him

~~RING~~ ~~RING~~

"Pick up Aaron"

~~RING~~ ~~RING~~ "Goddammit Aaron pick up!"

~~RING-

"Hello??" a groggy Aaron filled my phones speakers, I stood there shocked at the events that just happened "Y/l/n?? you there??" he said sounding a little panicked "yeah, yeah, I'm here" "Is everything ok?" "I remember" I said out of breath. Silence filled the air before he hung up. shit.

I tried to call him about ten more times, I fucked up, tears welled in my eyes as I sat on my bed, why did I not think, why did I think he would like me back, god I'm so stupid.

~DING DONG~

what the fuck??

~DING DONG~

I walked downstairs slowly and looked out the window, I raced over to the front door and swung it open "Aaron what the fuck are you-" I only got so much before a soaking wet Aaron Hotchner was smashing his lips against mine.

"I love you too sweetheart, always have" he said against my lips with a little smile before pulling me back in to kiss me deeply.

What's that saying?? oh yeah!

Expect the Unexpected.

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A/N- First time writing!! So exciting!!!!! hope you enjoyed!! please feel free to request some things!!!

Much love!

[enkisstories]

Standing on the Knights of Ren's space sation, dueling one of them for acceptance into the order - a couple of years ago, this would have been Connor's fondest dream. Now he hates the knights with a passion, first for daring to reject him, and later for their narrow-minded veneration of one side of the Force only.

Connor doesn't even try to combat his hatred. He has, after all, decided to take the Force in its totality, the light and the dark.

Kylo: "Now! Don't hold back!"

It's hard to tell whether Kylo Ren addresses Daniel or Connor with these words.

Daniel: "New blade color, Connor?"

Connor: "My mind must have been busy while I was out. The crystal is now fully cleansed."

Daniel: "So you're neither light nor dark and not even standing in between anymore? You're a freakish thing! Gavin is right about loathing droids!"

Connor: "Oh, is he? Not was? He's alive, then? Haha! Thank you for clearing that up!"

Daniel: "You... utter... bastard..."

Morgyn: "Connor's... Darth Cole's, I meant, deduction skills are intact, I see. Good work, Kylo!"

Connor: "We don't have to fight, Daniel..."

Kylo: "I beg to differ. You will find that you are unable to resist my command."

Connor: "You can control my actions, but there still is no justification for me to do this other than "Kylo made me"."

Daniel: “Take care what you say, Cole, lest your freshly washed and dried blade turns green or blue from too much goodness!”