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Safety Not Guaranteed (2012) dir. Colin Trevorrow.
#safety not guaranteed#scifiedit#scifigifs#userrobin#aplazaedit#aubrey plaza#filmedit#chewieblog#filmgifs#usermandie#usergal#userrlaura#userquel#nessa007#useraurore#userfilm#zanisummers#usersugar#dailyflicks#underbetelgeuse#userconstance#uservita#useradie#gifs#kane52630#10s
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Aubrey Plaza in Safety Not Guaranteed | 2012
#Safety Not Guaranteed#Aubrey Plaza#filmedit#filmgifs#userteri#usertennant#tuserpris#henricavyll#underbetelgeuse#userconstance#usersugar#userveronika#2010s#creations#diana
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aubrey plaza photographed by maiwenn raoult for the la times.
#i'm so in love w these#aubrey plaza#emily the criminal#the white lotus#harper spiller#parks and recreation#april ludgate#legion#lenny busker#spin me round#coven of choas#little demon#best sellers#happiest season#criminal minds#cat adams#the little hours#safety not guaranteed
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Via Darren's Instagram Story (August 23rd, 2024)
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#darren criss#descendants#dara reneé#safety not guaranteed#bam#nick blaemire#taylor trensch#nkeki obi melekwe#elsie fest 2024#instagram#video#aug 2024
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It's that time, and that place, and that song, and you remember what it was like, when you were in that place, and then you listen to that song and you know you're not in that place anymore, and it makes you feel... hollow.
Safety Not Guaranteed, 2012
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From the Sci-Fi 5 Archive: Safety Not Guaranteed premiered on this day in 2012. This time travel with a caveat film starring Aubrey Plaza is a great film for Spooky Season.
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Title: Safety Not Guaranteed
Rating: R
Director: Colin Trevorrow
Cast: Aubrey Plaza, Mark Duplass, Jake Johnson, Karan Soni, Jenica Bergere, Kristen Bell, Jeff Garlin, Mary Lynn Rajskub, William Hall Jr, Tony Doupe, Xola Malik, Kimberly Durham, Grace Arends, Scott Swan, Basil Harris, Tom Ricciardelli, Lynn Shelton, Eli Borozan
Release year: 2012
Genres: comedy, romance, science fiction
Blurb: Three magazine employees head out on an assignment to interview a guy who placed a classified ad seeking a companion for time travel.
#safety not guaranteed#r#colin trevorrow#aubrey plaza#mark duplass#jake johnson#karan soni#jenica bergere#2012#comedy#romance#science fiction
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シアトル近郊の街が舞台だ!せっかくだからその街にステイしてるときに観よう。てなわけでなぜか熱狂的なファンが多いこの「Safety Not Guarantee」を観る。
ものすごいオタクか変人しか出てこないこの映画は、メディアのインターン(変な女の子)が、変態先輩記者とオタク同期と一緒にネタ探しに行くところから始まる。
「一緒にタイムトラベルしてくれる人を探しています。ただし安全は保証できません(safety not guarantee)。」
こんな面白い求人を見つけた3人は、それについての記事を書こうと海辺の街へと取材旅行に出掛けるわけなのですが...
まぁ、この求人出した人はもちろんクソオタクで、すごい化学反応なんですよ。インターンの女の子と彼が。異次元感すごい。
話はどうと言って特筆すべきことでもないんだけど全体的なムードがものすごくシアトルらしくオフビートとかそういうおしゃれなワードで括ることができない。そこがすごく気に入りました。
好きより嫌いというか「は?」てなる人が多そう。そんな映画。
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"Safety Not Guaranteed" classified ad
In the September/October 1997 issue of Backwoods Home, Senior Editor John Silveira wrote a joke ad as filler for the magazine's classified ad section:Wanted: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. P.O. Box 93022 Oakview, CA. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.
This issue of the magazine also featured a fake personals ad using the same post office box, Silveria's own mailing address, which Silveria thought would give away the joke.
The ad has been copied repeatedly, was featured on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, and inspired an internet meme. The fake ad was adapted into the 2012 film Safety Not Guaranteed.
#comedy#ads#advertisements#scifi#prompts#ideas#canada#movies#watch list#watchlist#safety not guaranteed#backwoods magazine#john silveira
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pjo au where shortly after the war nico dies and turns into a rather obscure deity. later, young demigods start showing up alone at camp borders. when asked who brought them, they always talk about a pretty person with wings on their head and back, covering a face that wore a black crown. time passes, and a young, tiny child of Hekate, maybe 4, appears. when asked, the child says how there was this boy with wings over his face that brought her, and that the boy tells the child that his name is nico before kissing her head and leaving. shit hits the roof.
#also campers who are unclaimed for an extremely long period of time are claimed by nico#a little black crown appears over their head. they don't get powers (they do get a sick dagger)#but are guaranteed complete safety and 0 harm until their actual parents claim them. he also visits them even after they get claimed#Nico The God and his 100+ kids (and cocoa puffs)#He's the guider of lost souls#also he's more gentle with chthonic kids because y'know hades kid#percy jackson#nicodiangelo#nico di angelo#pjo show#pjo au#heroes of olympus#pjo#pjo hoo toa
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aubrey plaza via thom browne on instagram.
#aubrey plaza#emily the criminal#the white lotus#harper spiller#parks and recreaction#april ludgate#legion#lenny busker#spin me round#coven of chaos#little demon#best sellers#happiest season#criminal minds#cat adams#the little hours#safety not guaranteed
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Periodic reminder that unless a person specifically and clearly tells you it is okay to tell others they are trans or queer, you should err on the side of caution and assume they do not want you to tell people (especially random people!) about their transness or queerness.
You have no idea, generally, why somebody doesn't talk openly about their trans or queer status, and you have no idea, truly, how somebody might react to that information. The most progressive person out there is still capable of harbouring incredibly negative thoughts about somebody's queer status.
#lesbian#gay#bi#bisexual#trans#transgender#queer#lgbt#lgbtq#ally advice#inspired after somebody at work outed me (again ×3)#i don't care how 'safe' you assume they will be! you cannot TRULY guarantee their safety!#you are effectively gambling with somebody's safety by assuming you can out them#also even if their safety was somehow 100% guaranteed it is still not your place to dictate what others know about THEM#like it isn't your own information you are giving out. the other person is a real human being with real thoughts...#...and there are real ramifications to your actions! this is like... real life and like... real people#anyway. i'm still fucking horrified at how cool people are (at least wrt me) with outing others 🙃🫠#and it just... further reminds me that others see me as like... a thing to be talked about/over and i'm not seen as an autonomous human#maybe that's not their intentions 9/10 times but that still doesn't justify it nor does it change how i interpret that behaviour 👍#it's just dehumanizing imo to be reminded 'your comfort DOESN'T MATTER. i think you should be talked ABOUT not TO.'#clarification for the first tag: this is the THIRD time somebody has outed me. i NEVER talk about being trans to... pretty much ANYBODY irl#it's shit like this that i have to resist taking the 'doompill' over#because it's scary and dehumanizing every. single. time. i feel so fucking scared each time#because - AGAIN - i know my safety will NEVER be guaranteed because i am trans and queer
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Ζητούνται συνεπιβάτες για roadtrip σε επικίνδυνους δρόμους.
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My c!dream design after Pandora Prison break out :]
#my art#i like to draw him smiling but he doesn't smiling#get it? :)#I'm still figuring out how to draw him tbh hhh#I'm so sorry I'm not that active here on tumblr but here have ma boy#don't take him near sharp objects or lava 🫵 then c!punz will comes to you and I can't guarantee your safety#dreblr#dream fanart#c!dream fanart#dream smp#dsmp
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Top ten worst foursomes ever- number one- any with these three.
Unlikely team-up for the purpose of killing that thang.
#drew gonna be pulling out goddamn insects and toothpaste for this.#safety not guaranteed#a time player a blood player and a rage player walk into a bar and are immediately kicked out.
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