#sad-horchata

[likeawolfatthemoon]

lovelorn and nobody knows 🥀

[katzkinder]

Servamp headcanons, ice cream edition! Because my grandma got an ice cream maker and we’re all super eager to try it out but then she broke her back (she’s fine, don’t worry)

Mahiru: plain old vanilla. Misono introduced him to vanilla BEAN ice cream though and he’s feeling a little guilty about wanting to splurge a bit for the more expensive, creamier stuff… Kuro is an enabler and his encouragement is the only reason he’s still managing to resist. Just do it Mahi!

Kuro: Cookies and Cream is his favorite, but he’s also partial to cookie dough, or crumbled chocolate mint cookies as topping. He likes both the taste and the texture

Misono: chocolate lol. He’s predictable. His absolute favorite though are those ultra decadent brownie batter type of chocolate ice creams. Yknow the ones. Chocolate pieces, brownie bits, hot fudge swirl… He gets sick off the stuff easily though, so even though he loves it, self control is everything

Lily: vanilla bean with strawberry topping and cheese cake bites! He loves fresh strawberries in his desserts, and often he and Misono will trade bites if they’re getting flavor fatigue. Also very rich but the strawberry helps cuts through the sweetness

Tetsu: a Basic Boi who loves GariGariKun the most. Prefers popsicles over dairy treats. Yeah technically this isn’t ice cream but like. It’s the taste of summer and after bath refreshments. I’m not taking that from him

Hugh: vanilla with hot fudge sauce (and/or blood). He still prefers his chocolate parfaits, or better yet for this scenario, a milkshake

Licht: yknow those ultra sweet cotton candy flavors? If it’s ice cream by itself, he loves that. But if it’s a float, it’s gotta be vanilla in melon soda. If you take him to marble slab or similar place that lets you mix in a bunch of toppings, he will make a beeline for the gummy bears. Gets disappointed every time that they turn hard and unpleasant to eat, even though he already knows the outcome

Lawless: he has two favorites. Coffee bean (distinct from just plain coffee flavor) and moose tracks. I’m not sure what that’s called in other places? Basically it’s vanilla with peanut butter cups and fudge. Only goes for this when he’s depressed, if I’m honest. Otherwise it’s too sweet.

Mikuni: haagen daz amaretto almond crunch and their hojicha latte flavor. Forever sad that the former was limited edition and doesn’t make seasonal returns. It was absolutely perfect for his and jeje’s terrible Netflix movie nights (with the occasional appearance by johannes so they could make fun of the bad science together)

Jeje: since Mikuni only buys haagen daz (spoiled pretentious shit) he’s grateful they a rich pumpkin flavor that becomes available during autumn. He also really likes horchata milkshakes for the comforting taste of cinnamon.

Iduna: Tried butter pecan once and was hooked. The crunchiness of the pecans is her favorite part. It’s her go to for when Haagen Daz Creamy Vanilla Pudding flavor isn’t in season. Back home, though, it’s got to be the rather… Unique. Salty licorice flavor. She gave some to shuuhei one time just to watch him gag. She knows what she’s doing to that poor boy.

Freya: the simple freshness of strawberry ice cream is her guilty pleasure. She been thinking of making her own with an old hand churner. It would be fun, right? And it’s not like it would be difficult to get the ingredients she needs.

Nicco: Pistachio gelato, though he also enjoys the tartness and slight bitter aftertaste of limoncello flavor. He likes taking Ildio with him whenever there’s a new flavor he wants to try but isn’t sure he’ll like. Even if he doesn’t care for it, his servamp probably will. Does that make him mean?

Ildio: No preference as of yet. He’s still figuring this whole… Tasting your food thing out

Tsubaki: as expected, he loves matcha and red bean flavors. REALLY excited some of the Hagen daz hanamochi series is becoming a permanent flavor

Sakuya: rocky road. Sweet, crunchy, and a little bitter on the back end from the chocolate. Refuses to admit it but he also enjoys the hanamochi series. He’s stubborn. Whenever he wins a free popsicle he gives the stick to Mahiru, so inevitably when they hang out, that’s what he buys if they stop at the konbini, just for the chance to maybe earn some good boy points with his best friend and crush. And he thinks he’s subtle—

Reblog with your own headcanons! I love seeing what people add to my posts :3

[iboatedhere]

peaches from the June prompts -OR- endless freckles from the Summer List. AU! 🙏🏼

Xx

They’re only three weeks into the season before Alex declares that the man that sells peaches and honey three booths down and across the aisle from him is a real fucking problem.

Alex has been attending the Barton Creek Farmers Market for as long as he can remember, sitting on a stool while his abuela sold agua fresca and horchata in the summer and Mexican coffee and hot chocolate during cool fall mornings.

She’d let him help when he got a little older, taking money and making change, filling cups with ice, and squeezing fresh limes.

He loved being there and spending time with her. She had this way about her, treating first-time customers like old friends and regulars like family. She loved to make people smile. She loved the community. She loved Alex, kissing the top of his head and slipping him twenty dollars, a life-changing amount when he was six, for his hard work.

Then he got older, and other things took precedence. Studying, sports, and girls…he didn’t have the time or desire to get up early on a Saturday morning and sit beneath a tent in one hundred-degree heat.

She said she understood and that he was becoming his own person and finding his path. There were no hard feelings. He still loved her, and she loved him, and he’d still get twenty dollars in a card sent to his dorm at UT at the end of the season.

Abuela passed the winter before he graduated college, and a few weeks after graduation, he got a call from the market organizers asking if he’d be taking over her booth.

“What kind of guilt trip is that?” Alex asked June afterward, tipsy on tequila in his small post-college-pre-job apartment. “She put me down as a contact, she knew that they’d be calling. What am I supposed to say, never mind, let my grandmother’s beloved business fucking rot?”

“I wouldn’t say it exactly like that, but yeah,” June had said. “You’re not under any obligation to continue.”

“If I don’t, then who? You? Dad?”

“No one,” June said. “Sometimes things just end. It sucks, and it’s sad, but it’s the way things go. You should tell them that she loved attending and being a part of the market and that our family appreciates the offer, but you’re not in a place in your life where you can make that kind of commitment. Simple. They’ll understand.”

Alex shook his head. “I can’t do that.”

“Why?”

“Because I already told them I’d be there. The market starts in two weeks.”

That was five years ago.

Now, Alex lives in an understated but pricey loft downtown. He works at a law firm that offers enough pro-bono work that he doesn’t feel like his soul is dying and contemplates going into politics each time a politician does something stupid, which is almost all the time. He dates and hangs out with his friends, and every Saturday morning, from nine to one, he sells drinks to market-goers behind the Barton Creek Mall.

“You’re going to cut your finger off.”

Alex looks down at the cutting board where his index finger is dangerously close to the paring knife he’s using to slice strawberries.

“Told ya,” Nora says from her perch on the stool.

“Fuck,” Alex says as he puts the knife down.

“Please don’t swear,” June says sing-songs through an over-the-top smile as she passes a family with three small kids their watermelon agua frescas. And please don’t cut your finger off.”

“Yeah,” Nora agrees, “the hot paramedics aren’t even working today, so it would be a total waste.”

“Not that he would care,” June says, “he’s been staring at Henry for the past three hours.”

“I have not,” Alex snaps, “and how do you know his name is Henry?”

“Because we’ve actually spoken to him instead of staring at him like a big creep,” Nora says.

“Aren’t you supposed to be helping?” Alex asks.

“I am. I crunched the numbers. Did you know that raising your prices by just ten cents increases your earnings—.”

“No, no,” Alex interrupts, “I don’t want to know, I don’t care. I’m not in it for the money.”

“Everyone is in it for the money,” Nora deadpans. “Even rich lawyers. Hell. Especially rich lawyers.”

“I’m different. This is how Abuela Lina and I’ll continue to do it this way, too.”

“Yeah,” June says, “he’s not here for the money. He’s here to pine from afar over Henry.”

“Would you please shut up,” Alex begs as June and Nora cackle.

“Just go talk to him,” June says.

“And say what? Hey, I work at the booth over there, and I’ve been trying to count the freckles across your nose for weeks now?”

“Oh, yikes,” June says.

“Down bad,” Nora adds with a shake of her head.

“I hate you both,” Alex tells them.

“Just go and bring him a drink,” June says. “Tell him that it’s hot and that you thought he might need it, and don’t you dare come back here without his number.”

“What if he doesn’t want to give me his number?”

“Then you move on and stop mooning over him.” She shoves a cup into his hand. “He seems like a pineapple kind of a guy.”

“You know what they say about pineapple, right?” Nora asks, and Alex grabs the cup and steps out of the booth so he doesn’t have to listen to her.

The peach guy—Henry, apparently—works at Fox Family Farm, or at least that’s what the pale yellow banner with a minimalistic sketch of a fox, its tail curled around a full peach basket, hanging on the front of the booth says.

He’s taller up close, blonder too, and when Alex hovers just a few feet away, he’s shocked at how blue his eyes are.

It’s like he was created in a lab to specifically become Alex’s problem. His very hot problem.

“May I help you?” Henry says in a British accent.

Alex nearly drops the drink.

“Fuck,” he swears as he scrambles to grab it. “I’m sorry.”

“I’m not sure you did anything wrong.”

“Right, this is for you,” he says, setting the cup down before he almost drops it again. “I work at the booth over there.”

“Yes, I’m aware,” Henry says, waving at June and Nora, who are crowded close together to watch.

Alex steps into Henry’s line of sight, blocking them.

“I just wanted to introduce myself since it’s obvious I’m the only one who hasn’t.”

“Technically, you still haven’t done that.”

“I’m Alex.”

“Henry.”

“Yes,” Alex says, “I’m aware.”

Henry smiles wide and bright, and Alex guesses that at least two dozen freckles are dotted across his nose and cheeks.

“Can I ask,” Alex starts, “what the hell are you doing in Texas?”

“Would you believe me if I told you that my grandmother passed and left me a peach orchard?”

“No.”

Henry hums. “A shame. Maybe I can take you to dinner and convince you.”

“Wow,” Alex says, “I was sent over here just to get your number.”

Henry grabs a pen and a scrap piece of paper. “I can give you that as well.”

[paulinawoodpecker]

Woodpeckers…

I’m sad right now because my aunts cat in de monies named horchata died…

She was eaten by a fox and all we have was fur…

[pod-together]

Pod-Together Day 9 Reveals 2023

In the Shadows of Kings (I dream of a crown) [text, audio] (One Piece (Anime & Manga))

written by stereden, performed by Aibhilin

Summary: Buggy knows, from the very moment he meets them, that Gol D Roger will be the King of the Pirates one day, that he will reach that island at the end of the world no matter how much the world tries to stop him.

Buggy knows, from the very moment he meets them, that the King has already chosen his Heir, that Shanks with his Will and his smiles already wears his crown.

(A straw-hat doesn’t look like a crown, and yet.)

Buggy knows, from the very moment he meets them, that he will follow this King to Hell and back. Knows, from the very moment he meets them, that he will follow this Heir even further.

Five werewolf attributes and one werewolf survival strategy that Gerard and Pete discovered through empirical research on Warped Tour (Bandom, My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy)

written by Trojie, performed by dapatty

Summary: a.k.a "maybe the real lycanthropy was the friends we made along the way"

Your emotions are mine (Teen Wolf (TV))

written by HadrianPeverellBlack, performed by Rambling_Company

Summary: Soulmates can feel each other emotions.

Death with Dignity [text, audio] (Star Trek, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Star Trek: Voyager)

written by Thebiwife, performed by SweetPollyOliver

Summary: Having lost her father at a young age, Deanna Troi struggles to make sense of many things; her feelings, her abilities (or lack thereof), and how to cope with that void in her life.

Our Energy Signature Means Skullduggery (Our Flag Means Death (TV))

written by secretsofluftnarp, edited by pandamug and tipsy

Summary: UFO enthusiast and Star Trek fan Stede Bonnet unintentionally travels into the future, and ends up aboard the space pirate vessel Kuinian's Revenge.

Just Zelda, Just Link (The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom)

written by Zartophski, performed by horchata

Summary: Before the Upheaval, Zelda hides a small gift for Link and never tells him where to look.

After the Upheaval, Link finds it anyway.

question and answer (その着せ替え人形は恋をする | Sono Bisque Doll wa Koi wo Suru | My Dress-Up Darling (Anime))

created by alstroemeria_thoughts and asthewavesdo

Summary: Gojou makes it onto reddit, and uses it to ask questions for Marin.

rational and level-headed (Dimension 20 (Web Series))

written by travvymybeloved, performed by Poluche

Summary: Cody was well-known for his normal and grounded reactions to things. He told himself that frequently. He was good at handling things with grace and poise and wasn’t notorious at all for blowing his shit at the slightest provocation. That was why he was handling being faced with the realization of a lifetime in a rational and level-headed manner.

“You’re sitting in your bathtub and eating an ice cream sandwich because you’re sad but don’t have a tub of ice cream?”

“I mean, yeah.”

Playing for Keeps (Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types)

written by LenaLawlipop, performed by Chantress

Summary: "Wait, you know her?" Eskel asked, finally. The woman in question walked up to the door to see what the commotion was about. Geralt couldn't help but grin at the shock on her face, and he tried to hide it behind his hand, but the moment she caught sight of him as well, she burst into delighted giggles and he couldn't hold back a snort himself. Eskel whirled around to look at him. "Wait, you know her too?"

"I was about to tell you when you made a detour for this street, but then we heard Lambert, and..." He shrugged, unable to contain his amusement. "I believe we might know the same person in this town."

"Wait, you two know her?!" Lambert cried. "What are you even doing here?!"

In which three Wolves share an unexpected Midsummer celebration with a young woman of their mutual acquaintance.

something new (Welcome to Night Vale)

written by Koschei_B, performed by roseszain

Summary: Fun with holidays and a few moments of contentment

Stones of the Body: Reunion (rose quartz) (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)

created by BardicRaven and RisalSoran

[avesseloflanguage]

shout-out to my mom for unintentionally starting a hyperfixation for me on vampire weekend right before i got my heart broken so now instead of listening to sad sad breakup music that makes me cry and inevitably feel worse im kicking my feet giggling over oxford commas and rhyming "horchata" with "balaclava"

[cuddly-princess]

am sad again and can't sleep so am eating too many sweets and drinking horchata to help cheer me up... haven't seen dada in maybe a month now? am starting to forget how his hugs and kisses feel 😥 guess i have to go back to having an imaginary caregiver again...sad/impure regression is slowly becoming the norm

i hope nobody feels this way ever again...and if you do, am so so sorry *hugs*

[irondelusionzombie]

The Hunter who never Hunts.

"Never let your dreams stay in your imagination"

Told me the strong but soft-built man who i was sharing a feast with.

He wasn't a luxurious knight, as i thought the first time i saw him. In fact, he was just a humble hunter with sweet face, but sad doggy expression.

His kindness was as big as his arms and fists. He wouldn't even drink beer or wine, the only water in that tavern was being grabbed by him.

"Why would you advice an old man like me?" I asked waving my horchata and then drinking it. "You are really different from the youth of nowadays"

His gaze weaked and got sparkly for a fraction of second. He waved his water and looked at me in the eyes.

"Because I wish someone had told me the same before choosing what i am now"

"Well, is never late to chase your dreams Grayson"

[ggum-aki]

THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 20, 2025

randomly felt like yapping about my day

my boyfriend bought me dutch bros, i am a strawberry horchata chai girlie

my bestie from high school came back from florida and i missed her so much, we had breakfast at denny’s, our town doesn’t have too much going for it, but im just happy to have spent time with her. then we went to tj maxx cause she needed me to enable some clothes shopping her boyfriend was discouraging the other day. i gave her a birthday gift (5 months late cause i didn’t wanna mail it in the hurricane) and she LOVED it, twas something from the custom wood burning lady on tiktok and then our hang out was over. boo!!!!

then a couple hours later my other friend picked me up to try and look for the pink redbull, i did not think we would find it, but we did and it was sooooo good. it reminded me of pink cranberry juice. i also bought one for my boyfriend cause while we are on an energy drink purge, we said our exception would be to try a new flavor, once each per new flavor. after trying those we went to the mall cause she said zumiez has some collab with ed hardy she wanted to check out anyway the mall closest to us is so sad, it sucks to see mall culture die like this. its so weird tho cause so many stores are closing but we also got a miniso??? but then she got me a pretzel and all is well in the world

my mom is visiting me and my brother this weekend, also bringing my two youngest brothers. which means me and my boyfriend are taking all my brothers out for ice cream/shaved ice, haven’t decided on what yet, while my mom gets her hair done, then he gets to meet my mom. which eh im not close to my mom so idc what she thinks of him, but my lil brothers are basically my kids so i care what they think of him. and then i spend the rest of the weekend with my mom and brothers.

[kilosch]

Journal Entry: 10/09/2024

Waking Up Late & Meeting Struggles: I woke up late today—around 8:10 a.m.—and only because my boss had to call me to join the meeting. I wasn’t exactly feeling enthusiastic about it. I literally asked, “Do I have to?” but I eventually dragged myself out of bed and joined the meeting. Even though I spoke during it, I had zero motivation to work today. My mood has been so low that I changed my work profile picture to the "sad Pepe" meme—a sad frog—to reflect how I’ve been feeling. It’s kind of a weird way to signal my seasonal depression kicking in, but I noticed it’s taking forever for the county to process and update the photo. Maybe soon I’ll need to change it to something more professional, but for now, it’s a small expression of how down I’ve been feeling.

Medical Clearance for PC 832 at Concentra: Despite the sluggish start, I did manage to get something productive done—I went to Concentra for my medical clearance for PC 832. It was a long wait, and I had to walk in and pay $118 for the physical exam. Fortunately, I passed the exam pretty easily. The PA even complimented how flexible I was, which felt awkward, honestly. During the eye test, my left eye suddenly went blurry for no reason. It almost jeopardized the exam, but the PA reassured me that it wasn’t a big deal since PC 832 mostly focuses on physical tasks, like:

Warm-up exercises: jogging, side-stepping, stretching, neck rotations, etc.

Pain compliance holds, including wrist locks, handcuffing, takedowns, and control holds.

Repetitive knee bends, lunges, and body rotation maneuvers.

Supporting body weight during takedowns and handcuffing.

None of these are vision-dependent, so I passed, but I’ll keep an eye (no pun intended) on that left eye issue.

Horchata Latte & Boring Workday: After the exam, I treated myself to a horchata latte and a cheese delight for lunch. I knocked out some minor work tasks but still didn’t feel like interacting much with anyone. My depression was really getting to me. At 3 p.m., I had a meeting with my boss Vanessa (NP) and Ruby, the other EMT, regarding the ECM program. We discussed how it operates when clients get accepted into DHS ECM, and I tried to stay engaged, asking a lot of questions. In the background, Ruby couldn’t stop laughing about my sad Pepe profile picture. I told them it’s “sad Pepe season” because my seasonal depression is creeping in again.

Felix’s Antics & Chisme with Nessa: After that, I headed to the 3:45 p.m. meeting, which ended up being surprisingly entertaining. Felix, one of the SUD Counselors, was having a loud conversation in the background, so much so that we could barely hear what the DMH lady was trying to present. It got to the point where one of the SUD Supervisors had to tell Felix to be quiet, and Felix responded with, “Aye, keep it down, sshh.” His tone immediately reminded me of high school in El Monte. It felt like something my old friend Hector would say, especially when he got caught throwing stuff in the back of the classroom and would shout, “Aye, foo, who throw that shieeet?” It gave me some nostalgic vibes, even though Hector ended up getting caught in a major gang bust involving LASD and El Monte PD.

I couldn’t stop laughing at Felix’s comment, and I chisme’d with Nessa about it, sending her a skull emoji to show I was dying of laughter. She replied with, “Lmaooo I’m done, what tf are they yelling about?” That sparked some more chisme between us. We ended up catching up a bit, which was nice since I hadn’t been in the mood to talk to her this morning. We talked about her day (which she said was boring) and shared random stuff about ourselves. I learned she’s pretty physically active and even works as a personal trainer on the side. I cracked a lumbago joke (because, honestly, my back is still messed up from wrestling with bad folks).

I tried to relate by mentioning that I run a lot and practice Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu (BJJ). She told me she once tried Muay Thai but didn’t enjoy it much, which I totally get. My best friend Nate is into Muay Thai, and we once had a fight back in Alaska—BJJ vs. Muay Thai—for a $25 bet. It was intense. Nessa also mentioned she wants to learn self-defense, and I jokingly told her to “get a gun.” Then I remembered that we’re in Southern California, where most people aren’t exactly gun-friendly. She said she carries pepper spray, which was a little concerning to me since it was the cheap kind. I told her, “Your life depends on it, don’t be cheap,” which is advice my firearms instructors always give. I even joked about her testing it on herself (but I seriously hope she doesn’t).

We wrapped up the conversation before I clocked out, and Nessa, being the kind person she is, made sure to say goodbye, which is something she always does before we end a chat. It’s a small gesture, but it’s nice to have someone show that kind of human connection, especially on days like today.

Dodgers vs. Padres Game & Dinner with My Brother: After clocking out, I tuned in to Game 4 of the NLDS between the Dodgers and Padres. The Padres were leading the series 2-1, and the whole game was nerve-wracking. Luckily, Dave Roberts made some solid decisions this time, focusing on his bullpen. The Dodgers dominated the game, shutting out the Padres 8-0. The only part that really pissed me off was when the third umpire interrupted a call that led to Ohtani being out. You could see Ohtani’s frustration, and he even yelled, “STUPID FUCK” from the dugout. His English is definitely getting better. With this win, the Dodgers forced a Game 5, and I really hope Roberts sticks to focusing on pitching. The offense is solid with guys like Ohtani, Betts, and Freeman, but he needs to prioritize the bullpen in the next game.

After the game, I grabbed KFC for dinner with my little brother and relaxed by playing Dota 2. I’m not as sharp as I used to be, but I still managed to dominate a few matches. Back in college, I played competitively, but now it’s just for fun.

Reflections: Surprisingly, today wasn’t all that bad despite the rough start. I had a tough morning, but things got better as the day went on. I still feel weighed down by depression, but moments like the laughter with Felix and Nessa, and watching the Dodgers’ win, made it bearable. Here's hoping tomorrow is a little brighter.

[eldritchsurveys]

1225.

Have you done anything lately that you instantly felt was a mistake?: >> I don't think so.

What was the last thing that made you angry?: >> I can't recall.

What color pen ink is your favorite, besides black or blue?: >> I haven't used coloured pens in a long time, so I don't know. Pencils; Mechanical or Traditional?: >> Definitely mechanical, they write smoother in my experience and the thin lead is better suited for how I write.

Are you into anyone right now? Tell me about them? Use this space to say something to them.: .

What melts your heart/makes your knees weak?: >> Hm.

What would you consider unforgivable?: >> I don't care much about forgiveness in the first place, so I think this would just depend on my whims at the time. If I don't feel like forgiving someone, it doesn't matter what they actually did. And I'm sure that if I was inclined to extend forgiveness, it equally would not matter what the actual transgression was.

Do you have any prejudices? Towards whom?: >> If I have any, it means they've gone unexamined all this time and that's why they still exist. Therefore, I wouldn't be able to identify them.

Recommend a good book to me.: >> I don't know you so I will not be doing that, but a book I read this year that I really vibed with was Episode Thirteen. Does it bug you when people ask you how you feel about them?: >> No one does that, so I don't know how I would feel in that situation.

Do you cook and/or bake? What is your specialty?: >> I cook, but I don't bake. I don't have a speciality.

How many dryer sheets do you put in an average load of laundry?: >> None, I use those reusable wool balls.

Does it weird you out when people much younger than you, hit on you?: >> This does not happen to me. I wonder if people that get hit on assume that everyone gets hit on, lol. I probably did back when that used to happen regularly.

Know anyone with a substance abuse problem?: >> If I do, I'm not aware of said problem. Is there anyone you know is into you right now?: >> There is not.

Do you tend to want what you can't have?: >> Of course. Do you realise how many things on this earth I cannot have? It's bound to happen.

What color looks best on you?: >> Like, almost all of them.

What are you most confident about, physically?: >> *shrug* ? I don't think about this.

What are you most self-conscious about, physically?: >> I'm just self-conscious in general, man. Think about the person you 'like'/are involved with. How would you like to spend a weekend with them?: .

Have you ever felt trapped in a relationship?: >> Certainly.

Are you attracted to any nationality more than others?: >> I am not.

What is your favorite frozen treat?: >> Trader Joe's horchata ice cream (which I'm very sad I had to miss out on this year) or any kind of fruit popsicle situation. Do you LOVE smoothies? :3: >> I don't LOVE them, but I do enjoy them.

Do feet creep you out?: >> Not at all. Do you have a sexual fantasy? What is it?: >> Dude, I think about sex all the time, I have a million sexual fantasies.

Are you into that whole 'uniform' thing?: >> Meh.

Do you like the band Satyricon?: >> I used to, but I haven't heard anything from them besides my old standby K.I.N.G. in a long time, so I don't know if I still like them or not. I mean, I probably would. That one song does slap.

What are you looking forward to?: >> Nothing. Who was the last person to insult you?: .

Describe your best friend's appearance here.: .

Do kittens and puppies melt your heart? :3: >> Eugh, I wouldn't use that phrasing. They can be pretty cute, though.

Ever have a pair or overdyed jeans that turned stuff in your pockets blue?: >> Probably.

Do you enjoy fishing?: >> I have never been.

Could you use a massage right now?: >> I don't know, but I do know it's not something I'm interested in getting. What color is your brush/comb/whatever?: >> It's grey.

Is it wicked hard for you to sleep when its hot in your room?: >> Oh my god, it's been so muggy lately and last night I woke up like 80 times because I was so overheated. I'm exhausted. Do you ever think people are just saying dramatic things to get attention?: >> Sure. Which is fine with me, as someone who understands that impulse. What kind of car do you drive? (If applicable): .

What kind of car do you WANT to drive?: .

Do you have a 'prized possession'?: .

Do you sleep on your stomach/back/side most often?: >> Side.

Have you ever purposely given someone wrong directions?: >> I have not. What is your favorite thing to do with your best friend?: .

Are you easily offended?: >> I am not. Do you freak out when something touches your foot when you're in the water?: .

Have you ever acted as tour guide for friends/relatives from out of town?: .

Is most of your email spam? D:: >> Spam gets filtered out pretty regularly, so. Most of the stuff that actually makes it to my inbox is from newsletters I'm subscribed to, or AO3 "you've got kudos!" emails.

Do you blog?: >> Informally.

Do you laugh at the expense of others?: >> Sometimes. Not to anyone's face, but secret schadenfreude can be such a fun little indulgence.

[rootslosangeles]

Mollyz Strains for the Effect and Experience You Want

When we created Mollyz, our in-house brand, we wanted to create cannabis that could make people feel how they wanted to feel. Each of us on the Mollyz team has years upon years in the industry. So, we know what strains can provide what effect, how strongly, for how long, and more. We put all of that and more into Mollyz strains, so that our customers can utilize Mollyz to feel how they want to feel.

You can find Mollyz right here at our Roots dispensary, of course. But, you can also purchase Mollyz through our online store as well. No matter which method is best for you, we can start you on your Mollyz experience right. Our strains can give you the experience you’re looking for.

Calm and Relaxed Are you tired of dealing with anxiety? Does it feel like you’re depressed and sad without any relief in sight? Mollyz can potentially provide some temporary relief, helping you to let go of that anxiety for a time. That way, you can get the boost that comes from elevating your mood, helping you to not just feel relaxed but to feel genuinely better.

Multiple different kinds of Mollyz products can do that. Depending on what you’re looking for, we encourage you to reach out to our budtender staff when you’re here to see how we can set you up right.

Focused and Ready to Go Do you have plenty of responsibilities to take care of but don’t have the energy to really get after them? Does it feel like you’re never energized? Or, alternatively, does it feel like you’re only energized after pounding cup of coffee after cup of coffee, leaving you twitchy the rest of the day? We’ve got strains of Mollyz that can help.

You can step off of the cycle of “tired-coffee-tired-coffee” with our energizing Mollyz strains. With the right strain, you can use Mollyz to get all of the energy and focus you need to do what has to be done and to do it right. That’s true whether you’re at work, at home, or anywhere else.

Creative and Can’t Wait to Start Does it feel like there’s creativity within you but you can’t quite unlock it? Do you need to create early on in the day and don’t have time to wait around to feel energetic or inspired? Our strains of Mollyz may be able to help here, too. Depending on which strain of Mollyz you choose, you can be in full control of your own creativity, able to use all of your brain how you want to solve the problems in front of you, to tap into your natural talents, and express yourself how you would like.

Don’t Forget Cross Strains When we created Mollyz, we wanted it to be right for as many folks as possible. That means offering it in different forms and different strains, yes. But, it also means offering cross strains, too.

For example, as of this writing, we have “Milky Way,” “Cherry Bombay,” and “Horchata.”

An indica-dominant hybrid, Milkway combines Northern Lights and Gelato. Speaking of Gelato (specifically, Gelato 41), Cherry Bombay is a combination of that as well as Cherry Punch. Jet Fuel Gelato and Mochi Gelato also make up Horchata, which is a 50/50 hybrid, as balanced as can be.

By having these options, we’re able to provide Mollyz as a solution to more people looking for more personally-tailored experiences.

Mollyz Strains for Your Mind

If you go to our site right now, you’ll find dozens of Mollyz products right now. You’re more than welcome to purchase them from our site and have them delivered to you. That said, if you want to learn more about Mollyz, you can stop by our store, too. There, our budtender staff can show you everything we have to offer so that you can find the right product for your needs.

Of course, while we’re quite proud of Mollyz, it’s far from everything that we have to offer here at Roots LA. Yes, it’s our “in-house” brand, but there’s still plenty more to choose from here in our house. To see what we’ve got, check out our site or come on by during business hours.

[alpinezro]

drinking horchata withj instant milk powder and water . sad day

[jeonqkooks]

thank you for the tag sher! 🥰 this was fun heheheh i love sharing music :D

sukidakara - umi

mother’s daughter - miley cyrus

god is a woman - ariana grande

18 - one direction

honey hold me - morningsiders

young & sad - noah cyrus

dazzle - oh wonder

crazy in love - beyonce

horchata - vampire weekend

i will go to you like the first snow - ailee

tagging anyone who wants to do it <33

rules: put all of your music on shuffle and list the first 10 songs that pop up!

i’ve been tagged in a couple of these specific prompts for months - this latest iteration by my forever love @raplinenthusiasts​! the thing is, i simply did not have all my music in a single playlist… that’s finally fixed for the most part and i feel ok shuffling what i now have on spotify. 😂

yayo - lana del rey

the sound - stray kids

underdogs - the coup

boyfriends - harry styles

i think it’s love - taemin

sleep well beast - the national

lucky you - the national

fossa - daughter

only one - snsd

angel - kodaline

tagging @moonlightstear @satellitemp4 @jeonqkooks @jeonwonwoo @thatredwine​ @betharmon​ and anyone else who wants to do this! 🤍

[downwithsithbus]

What would your OCs get from sptarbucks (space Starbucks)?

>:3

Telian- grande caramel brulèe latte with 6 shots of espresso and also a bacon, gouda, & egg sandwich bc u gotta have some kind of real food if ur gonna drink enough caffeine to either kill a god or become one

Abraxis- venti sugar cookie crème frappe with oatmilk, frappe chips, extra whipped cream, & cup lined w/ raspberry syrup. i feel like he’d also get a couple of cake pops or smth

Glitch- venti iced, dirty (3 shots of espresso), horchata chai with almond milk. would also get a cheese danish. also xe is probably either already stoned or smoking a joint while drinking xyr coffee

[maryenette-writes]

COMMENTS ON PERFECT FAMILY 

@4evahevah

My heart it's uuuugggghhhh

Then my job has been done!

@aj-shook

I DIDNT ASK FIR THIS PAIN MARY

YOU DIDN’T BUT SOMEBODY DID

@audreythetealovingcat

Excuse me while I get some tissues for these tears, nice writing btw

I have a box of tissues right here :D (and thank you!)

@minchen0897

Thanks for tagging me! This story is pretty awesome and emotional, i like it! :D

No problem! I’m glad you liked it!

@coffee-randomness

I didn't ask for such a heart ache but it is very welcomed when it comes to your writing, so thank you for the pain

You are very much welcome Cami ^^

@sad-horchata

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.... I..I am in tears

Thank you! *hands you box of tissues*