#sad humor

[justacynicalromantic]

Trump said that Zelensky shouldn't have started the war.

As always, after they got over the rage, Ukrainians started filling the Internet with memes.

TL: Why did you attack two big, grown-up dudes?

[peachyealfie]

Them: you literally do nothing all day.

Me: I wouldn’t call suffering in silence nothing.

Them:

Me:👀

[applepi69420]

Dead Souls - Nikolai Gogol (pls save me)

So I'm 4 chapters into Dead Souls by Nikolai Gogol and I don't even want to finish the book at this point ( I will because I'm dedicated to rating this book) The writing style is starting to tire me and the humor isn't funny despite the book being claimed to be a great comic. While I know that some people may enjoy this book ( which is why I am continuing to read despite my exhaustion), I am not so far. Someone who has finished this piece, please tell me it gets better so I can maintain my sanity.

I'm tagging this bsd so if anyone has read the book, they can tell me their opinion. (I also say this because when I looked up his portrait out of curiosity, BSD Nikolai flooded the search history when I wasn’t even looking for him lmao) I'll give my final review when I finish this book so until then, pls save me!

[50shadesofloveanddukh]

Why tf is everyone on Tumblr so heartbroken

(PS- I am everyone)

😔🤌

[cellphishthekaiju]

I wanna get to the last stage...

[jpollens]

Man: Doc I keep straining my back

Doctor: let me take a look.

Doctor: Just going off the exam it looks like you are at that age where your body isn't going to work like it used to. But stretching it daily should help

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Woman: Doc I keep straining my back

Doctor: Yea it's cause you're overweight

Woman: Really? My weight?

Doctor: Yea you need to lose like 40 plus pounds

Woman: ok, is there anything else I could do while I lose the weight ?

Doctor: Not really, just work out more and eat less.

Woman: Aren't you going to do an exam

Doctor: No need

#doctor bias

[ilovejaiyex2]

[only1lorrie]

[07dontreallyknow]

the name's Crying; I'm Crying

[tommy-288]

Day 20 of trying to find my father. I’m getting low on rations. This man is elusive, no matter how many dairy isles I look through I cannot find him. Wish me luck.

[needlepine]

Needletail as Rootpaw’s ghost guide in TBC, episode 2: “my wine aunt’s spirit is haunting me and she’s also super annoying”

[punk-rock-paganism09]

In some cases like mine, maybe not��

then again… 🤔

I’ve never quite thought about this before. What do you think?

This " masculine vs feminine energy" thing just feels like str8 ppl trying to make oppressive gender roles okay by saying it's spirituality...

[mr-fizzy]

In the way is my least favorite place to be and yet somehow I am always there :(

[spacerockband]

Legend tells of the carp that leapt over the Dragon Gate at the crest of a river and became a stand up comedian.

[jofish42]

[grapefruit185]

he loves those dumb twins sm, the found family aspect of this show makes me go crazy!!!!!!!

(1st pic is referencing this post lol)