#sackville-bagginses will invoke the wrath of SMAUG

[kirbykonka]

Smaug and Bilbo girltalk be like:

“And I once caught them trying to make off with my silver spoons!”

“MAKING OFF WITH YOUR TREASURE?!

H A N G. T H E M.”

“Well that would be just awful, wouldn’t it?”

“SO TOO IS GOING WITHOUT YOUR SILVER SPOONS.”

[allbycharles]

And the huge dragon took off

And flew over the Lake Town

And over Mirkwood

And over Misty Mountains

Elrond in the window: WTF

And flew till The Shire

And his breath of fire engulfed only one house

Fck around and find out said the old gaffer

Smaug and Bilbo girltalk be like:

“And I once caught them trying to make off with my silver spoons!”

“MAKING OFF WITH YOUR TREASURE?!

H A N G. T H E M.”

“Well that would be just awful, wouldn’t it?”

“SO TOO IS GOING WITHOUT YOUR SILVER SPOONS.”