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Bilbo’s internal monologue watching this man fall on his face at Bag End, get lost in the Shire, get captured by trolls, get captured by Thranduil, fall out of a barrel, and take on a giant orc when his knees crack when he stands up

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Now Legolas will list our ancestors:

i am aragorn son of arathorn, and this is my wife, arwen undomiel, and my other wife, legolas of the woodland realm, and my other wife, gimli son of gloin

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📣 Attention! we have hair braids

this is not a drill

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Ossë: Shut up Mairon, you're a fucking narcissist.

Mairon: Narcissist? No, I'm an arsonist.

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Elrond's trauma joke 000345678A

Elrond: *Stuffing an entire cake into his mouth*

Annatar: I hate to ask, but what are you doing?

Elrond: Eating.

Annatar: I don't think that's how you are supposed to eat.

Elrond: Well, I'm pretty sure whatever I am was never supposed to exist, so...

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lekce pražských reálií ✨

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happy late valentines day! here's some of these dumb bitches as a gift <3

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I love how Thorin calls it "our" treasure to Bilbo while also saying "I will not part with a single piece". In his mind they're already married... Now, I'm gonna rewatch the whole series again and see if I can pinpoint all the things Bilbo did to bring Thorin to this conclusion. I might even make a list. :D

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King Nelyafinwë, my beloved

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I like to think that since the dwarfs can’t bonk heads with bilbo like they’re used to doing, that bilbo will instead just like, gently tap his head against their shoulder or something.

Like I’d imagine he does this most commonly with thorin, because of how close they are. Thorin is just standing idly and then he suddenly feels bilbo gently bonk his head against his shoulder or chest and thorin will turn and be greeted by a very content hobbit

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Like this?

Tbh I look at Maglor and I think, what the hell is this guy doing on the battlefield? He is a minstrel. He should be at the club. On the stage in his heels. That's where he belongs. Down at the PINK PONY CLUB-

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Young Maedhros is here!

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Love the idea that in dwarven culture saying anything negative about the durin line would probably be seen as a not very good thing considering that they are literally royalty. Like yeah, talking shit about the KING, wouldn’t be highly recommended.

And then this 4 foot tall, fat little creature that nobody has any clue what it is just strolls on in and calls the princes stupid right to their face (they are) and smacks the king on the shoulder (after a rude comment.) and he just…gets away with it?

Like bilbo is just committing treason on the daily and no one bats an eye

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Under the Stars

a double drabble for @maedhrosmaglorweek

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The night is peaceful—they are all peaceful—but Maedhros cannot sleep. He slips out of his mother’s house so his disquiet does not disturb her or his brothers, all of them piled together into one house again like the children they once were and can’t be again. It’s a house full of alternating tension and laughter, with love underneath it all that just makes the intervening years weigh yet more heavily.

And still there is a missing piece. Two pieces, really, but it feels like a mercy that his father has not yet come from Mandos.

Maedhros walks down the road under the stars, picking out constellations new and old. The grass is cool under his feet, and the breeze is warm. Then he hears something, a voice on the breeze, and he stops—stops walking, stops breathing, just listens. There it is again. Down the road there is movement, dark hair swinging with each step, and a quiet voice singing a simple walking song.

“Maglor,” Maedhros says, not shouting but breaking the silence with the force of one. The singing stops. Then they are both running, crashing into each other. “You’re here.”

Maglor clings to him. “I’m here.”

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The Timeless Halls

Aulë & Melkor

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Read a fanfic describing Fingon wearing blue blooms of larkspur. Had to draw this.