#sack of shoulders

[pokeberry5]

late night/early morning stakeout

[fighting-naturalist]

slinging daniel jackson around like a sack of potatoes: a team tradition!

[whamber]

a guide on gentle parenting ur wizard bf by Sir Gwaine

[animezinglife]

Lucien really is just out here riding through the woods with his long, flowing red hair and his russet eye and strong, tanned body with a nicely-tailored brown jacket with golden threads thinking he's a background character.

Honey, you are a main event. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

[persicipen]

something about men who can lift you with just one arm

[grif-hawaiian-rolls]

Blood Gulch Rules of Inter-team Interaction #256 : A Red Soldier in ORANGE armor is allowed to kidnap/steal/confiscate a Blue Soldier in YELLOW armor for team moral, patience and sanity. Blue soldiers in YELLOW armor will be safely returned to Blue team after moral, patience and sanity improve.

Technically speaking, the rule was written with the assumption that it would apply to Kai and only Kai. Rule number two-fifty-six existed solely so both teams had an excuse to let Grif and his sister hang out without having to deal with the hassle of 'hostage exchange' and surrendering over and over. And to get Kai out of Blue base when Church couldn't stand her AND Caboose at the same time. But Simmons triple checked and, you know, technically speaking, Washington does wear yellow armor. So it totally counts. Suck it Blue!

[bunnyboy-juice]

⛓️🖤 little bratty bunny 🖤⛓️

[crybaby-bkg]

drunk Bakugou that keeps blinking big wet eyes up at you while you help him get undressed and brush his teeth and wash his face. he’s slurring the whole time about how much he loves you and how pretty you are and how you’re the better part of him and how he’s gonna marry you and give you two and a half kids and a dog and a cat. muffles half of his confessions into your stomach where he keeps resting his heavy head, and doesn’t care about the tears and and toothpaste he’s getting on you in the process. no, he doesn’t remember everything when he wakes up, but he has an idea of what he’s said when you wake up with a grin, ready and armed to tease him.

[bookwyrm-art-stuff]

Lan Wanji (the chaotic bitch he is,) walking up to the juniors:

Lan Wanji, expressionlessly: It’s pride month. You know what that means.

Lan Wanji: *walks away* 

Lan Jingyi: Huh. What.

Lan Jingyi: Do you want us to do like. Gay cultivation.

Wei Wuxian, yelling from Lan Wanji’s shoulder: All cultivation can be gay cultivation if you’re not a little bitch about it!

[cicerfics]

Listen, I see Bond as a person who is deeply, fundamentally, self-sacrificially loyal to everyone at MI6 who is loyal to MI6. If they are loyal to the organization, Bond is loyal to them! He will kill and die for them! He will place himself between his colleagues and dangerous individuals! He is very livestock-guardian-coded!

It's just...his enthusiasm for this task varies based on the individual in question. For some (Mansfield!M and Q), he is only too happy to kill and die for them. He is vibrating with the desire to eliminate all threats to their person, and looking for opportunities to fling himself into danger on their behalf.

But for certain other people, like Skyfall/SPECTRE-era Mallory*, Bond's attitude is more like, "...I will kill and die for you, but I won't be happy about it. 😒 It's rotten work. Especially to me. Especially if it's you. I'll do it, but Jesus Christ."

All this is to say, I really want a fic where Mallory has been abducted and Bond (very effectively and efficiently) rescues him, while make it clear the whole time that he views this as a tremendous imposition. Like, he's going to do an absolutely A+ job of rescuing his boss, but he's going to complain about it the whole time.

He's going to sigh so heavily as he cuts through Mallory's bindings and removes his gag. He's going to shake his head so condescendingly as he takes down the baddie standing guard so he can secure Mallory's escape route. He will be bringing this up during every argument he and Mallory have in the future, and he's already making that clear.

Does this fic exist already? Someone please throw me a link if it does.

*As per usual, I am choosing to ignore what NTTD did to Mallory's character

[fangelic-selfships]

selfship scenario #4 (bonus! <3)

(because i missed yesterday by a mile, heh)

after a conversation, again, about short-antics [positive <3], got into the topic of F/O just picking YOU up and just carrying you wherever they want you to go with them, gently of course. Whether they're gently moving you out of the way or taking you to another room for cuddles, how do they do it? Do they carry you over their shoulder? how tall are you compared to them??

OH! and, BONUS: reverse! All you tall shippers out there, what about your shorter F/O??? What is that like? I'm especially curious coming from a 5'3" self shipper.

proshit dni.

[plusultraetc]

this Vlad

followed immediately by this Vlad

SENT me. get you a man who can do both.

[whamber]

Faux fur

[waterdroid]

I drew this doodle that has NOTHING to do with the powerbanks comic in a hidden layer in the middle of it. Found it while doing the lineart and figured Hey Why Not and cleaned it up a bit. Here you have it!

[sainteclectic]

have you considered mind and whole regressing together... baby and his emotional support ouppy

ohhh baby and ouppy... I think mind regresses to around 4-6 years old, the age where kids are figuring the world out and asking a lot of questions, because he needs the space to be curious and learn stuff without the pressure of using it for adult responsibilities. he's definitely the type of kid to just carry around whole like a toy, and whole is a very patient and sweet puppy so she just lets him drag her around

[h31fd3ad]

Lost light AU were everything is the same, except rodimus is the same height as Optimus