#sack of shoulders

[fighting-naturalist]

slinging daniel jackson around like a sack of potatoes: a team tradition!

[whamber]

a guide on gentle parenting ur wizard bf by Sir Gwaine

[animezinglife]

Lucien really is just out here riding through the woods with his long, flowing red hair and his russet eye and strong, tanned body with a nicely-tailored brown jacket with golden threads thinking he's a background character.

Honey, you are a main event. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

[grif-hawaiian-rolls]

Blood Gulch Rules of Inter-team Interaction #256 : A Red Soldier in ORANGE armor is allowed to kidnap/steal/confiscate a Blue Soldier in YELLOW armor for team moral, patience and sanity. Blue soldiers in YELLOW armor will be safely returned to Blue team after moral, patience and sanity improve.

Technically speaking, the rule was written with the assumption that it would apply to Kai and only Kai. Rule number two-fifty-six existed solely so both teams had an excuse to let Grif and his sister hang out without having to deal with the hassle of 'hostage exchange' and surrendering over and over. And to get Kai out of Blue base when Church couldn't stand her AND Caboose at the same time. But Simmons triple checked and, you know, technically speaking, Washington does wear yellow armor. So it totally counts. Suck it Blue!

[bunnyboy-juice]

⛓️🖤 little bratty bunny 🖤⛓️

[crybaby-bkg]

drunk Bakugou that keeps blinking big wet eyes up at you while you help him get undressed and brush his teeth and wash his face. he’s slurring the whole time about how much he loves you and how pretty you are and how you’re the better part of him and how he’s gonna marry you and give you two and a half kids and a dog and a cat. muffles half of his confessions into your stomach where he keeps resting his heavy head, and doesn’t care about the tears and and toothpaste he’s getting on you in the process. no, he doesn’t remember everything when he wakes up, but he has an idea of what he’s said when you wake up with a grin, ready and armed to tease him.

[khaotunq]

What I truly admire the most about the production behind Cherry Magic (Thai), is the way they find increasingly weirder suit cuts and camera angles to try and make New Thitipoom look in any way, in any capacity, on any planet in any form, smaller than Tay Tawan.

They keep failing, but they do keep trying. And that should be admired.

[cicerfics]

Listen, I see Bond as a person who is deeply, fundamentally, self-sacrificially loyal to everyone at MI6 who is loyal to MI6. If they are loyal to the organization, Bond is loyal to them! He will kill and die for them! He will place himself between his colleagues and dangerous individuals! He is very livestock-guardian-coded!

It's just...his enthusiasm for this task varies based on the individual in question. For some (Mansfield!M and Q), he is only too happy to kill and die for them. He is vibrating with the desire to eliminate all threats to their person, and looking for opportunities to fling himself into danger on their behalf.

But for certain other people, like Skyfall/SPECTRE-era Mallory*, Bond's attitude is more like, "...I will kill and die for you, but I won't be happy about it. 😒 It's rotten work. Especially to me. Especially if it's you. I'll do it, but Jesus Christ."

All this is to say, I really want a fic where Mallory has been abducted and Bond (very effectively and efficiently) rescues him, while make it clear the whole time that he views this as a tremendous imposition. Like, he's going to do an absolutely A+ job of rescuing his boss, but he's going to complain about it the whole time.

He's going to sigh so heavily as he cuts through Mallory's bindings and removes his gag. He's going to shake his head so condescendingly as he takes down the baddie standing guard so he can secure Mallory's escape route. He will be bringing this up during every argument he and Mallory have in the future, and he's already making that clear.

Does this fic exist already? Someone please throw me a link if it does.

*As per usual, I am choosing to ignore what NTTD did to Mallory's character

[active-mind-15]

Went on a super deep dive through old reblogs and found this post that had a picture of an official cutout of Bokushi on Murasakibara's shoulders that I totally forgot about until today 🧎🏿‍♀️🧎🏿‍♀️🧎🏿‍♀️

[thebad-lydrawn-sanses]

[lotus-pear]

thoughts on Adam? I love his dynamic with chuuya in stormbringer :3

BRO LITERALLY SAVED CHUUYAS LIFE (TWICE) HE DESERVES THE WORLDS BEST DAD MUG I LOVE HIM SOSOSOSOSO SO MUCH OH MY GODDDDD,,,,,LIVE LAUGH LOVE ADAM FR I READ SB JUST FOR HIM

[whamber]

Faux fur

[snapplewapple]

If she ain't 7+ ft tall I don't want her

Lucis belongs to @emilsdeals

[omaano]

Commission for @outernorth of Rex and their OC Wren. This was such a challenge, but I enjoyed working on all their little details! Plus Rex with all that hair? Just amazing :3

[lakesbian]

lisa and brian when taylor faints: gorgeous just gorgeous....it's ok kiddo honey sweetie baby pie darling boo let us fix your hair and bridal carry you to your place of residence

lisa and brian when alec faints: idiot fainting donkey

[when-life-gives-you-lemons-if]

🧯🧯🧯🔥🔥

Lemons Readers are like...

I want to romance officer costa 😭 Give me a cop romance.

Me about to introduce a firefighter RO in The Wedding. 👀