#s: new girl

[totally-correct-tbp]

Finney: I don’t wanna hurt their feelings!

Robin: Hurt their feel- Finn, do you just go around thinking about other people’s feelings all day?

Finney: Yeah, don’t you?

Robin: No! How do you get anything done?

Finney: It’s hard!

[incorrectr27quotes]

[after Skull enters the bathroom]

Tsuna: Hey, what are you doing in here?

Skull: Reborn’s being a jerk. What are you doing in here?

Tsuna: Eating cookies and avoiding confrontation.

[incorrectlis2]

Finn: Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably.

[incorrctbleach]

Rose: Why are you still drinking? It's 10 in the morning.

Izuru: I know what it'll feel like when I stop, so, I'm just gonna stay a little drunk... forever.

[ap-kinda-lit]

Puar: Bulma loves Yamcha. I know this because I know her better than you. Vegeta: False. When you've had sexual congress with someone and you've peered into their soul at the exact moment of fulfillment- Everyone else: *groans* Goku: No, no. Let's hear him out.

[incorrect-fatt]

Cass: Since you won't be able to contact me for a month, I've left a complementary bowl of advice.

Cass: For instance, "Mako, stop doing that” just applies to everything.

Mako: That's what's up. That's what's up. E'r'day, e'r'day.

AuDy: Mako, stop doing that.

[tw-selfindulgence]

A: I've been preparing for this day since I was young enough to believe in leprechauns.

B: Leprechauns are real.

C: Yeah, I caught one.

B: C caught one!

A: Okay, we are not having the fucking leprechaun debate right now! We'll be here for hours!

[king-nyx]

Apollo: You fell in love with me the first time you saw me?

Dionysus: Yeah, first time.

Apollo: Really because for me it was way later.

Dionysus: Okay yeah *kisses him*

[noodles-and-tea]

Sherlock in the rock pools :)))

[lightseoul]

no thoughts just the visceral urge to ask bf bakugou a hyperspecific question about all might's history as the #1 hero just to see him light up in massive interest only for his features to morph into suspicion a split second after bc why would you even be curious in something as niche as that?

you only shrug, saying a friend broached the topic a few days ago and you wanted to verify the facts. but really, that's all just a front because why would you tell him it's only because you love seeing him being so, so excited about things <3

[seekmemystar]

James: you seem like a reasonable person-

Evan: I'm not.

[totally-correct-tbp]

Robin: Without you Finney, we’re just three idiots who live together.

Bruce: You make us a family.

Finney: Well, I’m like the cool rebel sibling of course.

Vance: No, you’re the mom.

Robin: Yeah, the mom.

Bruce: Definitely the mom.

Vance: Look, Finney, if you come back to us, I’ll let you clean my room.

Finney: Deal.

[incorrectr27quotes]

[Tsuna and Skull bump into each other as they come out of their respective bedrooms]

Tsuna, whispering: [pointing to his room] Reborn’s in there.

Skull, whispering back: [pointing to his own] Yeah, Verde’s in there. High five for sluts!

[incorrectlis2]

Sean: Son of a b-

Sean: [sees Chris within earshot]

Sean: Penis!

Sean: … That wasn’t any better.

[tangerinesunbeam]

PERFECT IT’S PERFECT

[ap-kinda-lit]

Piccolo: I'll take you through the whole thing. I'll be like your guide. Gohan: Like Gandalf through Middle Earth? Piccolo: Okay, first of all, let's take the Lord of the Rings references and put them in a deep, dark cave where no one will ever find them. Gohan: Except Smeagol. He lives in caves.