#ryu’s high ramblings

[ashen-angel]

i was severely depressed then i started blasting POP IN 2 from oshi no ko and damn i feel like the cutest girl in whole world with no reason to be depressed

✨✨THERE IS NO REASON TO BE SAD IF YOU’RE THE CUTEST GIRL IN THR WORD HIGH ON MYSLEE ✨✨

[crystal-clear-crystalline]

[Image ID: The first image is a close up of Aidan Russell from Rainbow High's official box art. The second image is of Joon-gi Han from Yakuza 6 smiling. /. End ID]

I was trying to put my hand on who tf Aidan looked like in his artwork (since it's not himself) and I was like "omfg it's fucking Joon-gi"

[bihansthot]

Name: Mid-Autumn Festival 1,000 Follower Spectacular!

Rating: Mature

Pairing: Bi-Han x afab!Reader

Word Count: 4,000

Summary: You and your husband Bi-Han enjoy a nice family dinner at Madam Bo’s for the Mid-Autumn Festival and later enjoy some alone time with one another, experimenting in ways you never have.

Author’s notes: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival lovelies! Have I got a treat for you and it involves mooncakes but that’s not all! Y’all wanted Bi-Han getting a prostate massage and fuck if I didn’t deliver it! This is kind of a mash up of things I wanted to write, one being festival stuff, the other being a celebration of hitting over 1.000 followers here on tumblr! It’s so wild to me that a blog that just rambles about Bi-Han and writes about him has so much love but here we are! This story has some dirty talk and possessive Bi-Han in it but also has some soft moments, its a good mix of fun and filth and hopefully y’all enjoy it! If you do please don’t be shy with the likes, comments, reblogs, DMs etc. Let me know you liked it please! Enjoy lovelies!

You giggle and shove Bi-Han’s heavy body off of yours, “Polar Bear, stop, we’re in public,” your words are slightly slurred as you find yourself pleasantly buzzed. You look around the expansive tea house and despite the size everything seems warm and homey, you’re always happy when you’re out with Bi-Han at Madam Bo’s.

“Come on qīn, it’s the Mid Autumn Festival it is all about the love between Chang’e and Hou Yi, you shouldn’t be stingy with the affection,” Bi-Han laughed and you could tell by the blush high on his cheeks that the cryomancer was drunk, or at least tipsy, Bi-Han could hold his liquor quite well and you didn’t think you’ve ever actually seen him drunk.

“Brother, why don’t you have some more to eat, that’s what the Mid-Autumn Festival is really about, sharing food with your family,” Kuai Liang chimes in pushing a delectable-looking bowl of steamed crabs toward Bi-Han. “Father always used to talk about the importance of spending time together as a family.”

“Fuck Father, I’m glad he’s dead,” Bi-Han slurs before reaching for a steamed pork bun instead as he bit into the light, fluffy bun.

“Polar Bear, please not tonight, tonight is about family, don’t upset your brother’s please,” you urge, your face clouding with worry.

“Tch, sorry qīn, you’re right tonight it about celebrating family and being together,” he grumbles reluctantly and motions for you to pour him another cup of baijiu.

You’re hesitant to pour another cup for him, but you don’t want to deal with his complaining and posturing if you don’t so despite your better judgment you pour the liquor into his cup. You reach for some of Madam Bo’s delicious har gao and happily eat the plump, juicy shrimp dumpling leaving the crabs for your husband and brothers-in-law to share.

“It was a good idea coming down to Madam Bo’s for Mid-Autumn Festival this year, none of us have to clean up afterwards,” Tomas laughs and takes one of the crabs for himself. “I know I appreciate it! Do you know how much work it is cooking and cleaning up for the three of you?” You laugh and take a sip of oolong tea, trying to pace yourself on drinking, you’re well aware you can’t hold your liquor quite as well as Bi-Han can, well not baijiu at any rate.

“Who cleans up qin? Huh?” Bi-Han raises his eyebrow at you and you have the decency to look sheepish knowing full well the cryomancer always did the cleanup when you did the cooking.

“I, uh well,” you shove some roast duck in Bi-Han’s mouth to silence the cryomancer’s protests. “Tomas, how are things lately, I feel like I haven’t see you or Kuai Liang in ages,” you switch the topic.

“Things have been challenging but very rewarding, work with the Shirai Ryu are going well and we’ve even managed to find a promising new initiative, his name is Hanzo,” Tomas answers with ease in between sips of his own glass of baijiu.

You were so pleased the brothers had managed to work out their differences after Fire God Liu Kang and intervened and the two of you had talked some sense into Bi-Han. Kuai Liang and Tomas had still kept their Shirai Ryu to be the guardians and protectors of Earthrealm whereas Bi-Han kept his Lin Kuei and they were granted more of a prominent role in the tournament and guiding Earthrealm. It had been harder to convince Sektor that his army of drones were no longer necessary, but thankfully Bi-Han had seen sense and had commanded Sektor to stand down. There was still definitely tension between the brothers, but you were content that you were all in a good enough place that you all could come together to celebrate the Mid-Autumn Festival as a family. The festival was a foreign concept to you when you first arrived in Fengjian, but you had fallen in love with the holiday when Bi-Han told you the story of Chag’e and Hou Yi, their beautiful, tragic love story made you weep, but despite the sorrow you loved the idea of being able to celebrate their love. “Hanzo huh? Well that’s good, I’m glad to hear things are going well, but I will admit things are lonely without all of you.”

“Earthrealm needs the Shirai Ryu, its a sacrifice we all have to make,” Kuai Liang interjected before you could get too involved in clan politics.

“Yes, of course, I understand,” you reply, sneaking another dumpling and a sip of tea, the table was laden with so much food there was no way the four of you would be able to finish, you regret not inviting Sektor and Cyrax, but thought it was better they weren’t there as there was still bad blood between the two clans.

“Who’s ready for Moon Cakes?” Madam Bo suddenly interrupts, placing a heaping plate of assorted pastries on the table.

“Moon cakes!” You squeal with excitement and suddenly you somehow feel hungry again, you had never had the pastry before you started dating Bi-Han, but after trying them you were hooked on them, the custard-filled ones were your favorite. As if she were a psychic Madam Bo pops a mini custard-filled one in your mouth and you can’t help moaning with delight as the flaky pastry gives way to the luxurious custard inside.

“Madam Bo, you spoil us,” Tomas smiles at the elderly patroness as she smiles at your happy reaction to the confection.

“Nonsense Smoke, it’s Mid-Autumn Festival! Everyone gets moon cakes! I can’t have my customers unsatisfied on such an auspicious day,” Madam Bo chirps happily.

“Thank you Madam Bo,” you manage after finishing your miniature moon cake, a look of satisfaction plastered to your face.

“The one with the black dot is the sesame one Bi-Han,” Madam Bo laughs before slipping him the bill and heading off to tend to her other customers.

Bi-Han doesn’t hesitate grabbing one of the ones with the black dots, sesame moon cakes you know are his favorite and he acts like a little kid when he gets one, to the point that you’re surprised he doesn’t ask you the make the confection year round. He finishes off his moon cake before draining his umpteenth cup of baijiu, he counts out his bills carefully before adding some extra for Madam Bo, despite tipping not being customary in China, it was a holiday after all and Madam Bo deserved it for her warmth and hospitality. “Shall we?” he asks standing up and swaying on his feet slightly.

The four of you make your way back to the Lin Kuei Temple as you bid good night to your brothers-in-law and giggle drunkenly toddling after Bi-Han.

You flop on your shared bed as Bi-Han struggles with getting his belt off, he finally works his way through all the layers of his belt and lets it fall on the stone floor. You watch him wrestle with the rest of his complex uniform, in no state to be able to help him with the various layers and complex knots holding his layers off. After several long minutes, Bi-Han seems to finally work his way out of his excessively complicated robes as he flops on the bed next to you. “I’m proud of you Polar Bear, I know letting your brothers leave and create their own clan isn’t easy for you, but you did a very good job acting very civilized tonight.”

“I don’t want to talk about them, show me your tiddies,” he smirks at you reaching for the hem of your qipao you had worn at his insistence.

You laugh at his immature behavior, “help me unzip it then,” you whisper running your hand along his smooth cheek.

“Fine, fine,” he agrees, giving you a slightly petulant pout as if to say, how can’t you just become instantly naked, as he tugs the zipper down and carefully helps you out of the garment.

You’re pleased that even in his inebriated state Bi-Han had the common sense to remember this was your favorite qipao, one based off of one of his mother’s, and he was gentle with it. You lay next to him in just your lingerie, one of your favorite sets, dark blue and lacy, it was equal parts delicate and sexy, it also fit perfectly, there was no overflow or pinching and the underwear hid your imperfect little belly.

“Fuck your tits are huge,” He laughs drunkenly burying his cold face in between your ample chest making pleased little noises as he rubs his face back and forth.

“Polar Bear,” you giggle as you tug his hair loose from his tie, his ebony locks spilling down his well-muscled back, you stroke his silken locks as your husband continues to amuse himself with your breasts.

“I love your tits so much, they’re so soft and so jiggly, they’re like big ol’ flans,” he chuckles as he reaches around to undo the clasp of your bra to be able to manhandle them with ease.

You let out a soft sigh of pleasure as his cold, calloused hands squeeze and grope your sensitive breasts. “I want to play with you tonight, please?” You pull Bi-Han’s head up to look him in his beautiful chocolate eyes as you give him your best pleading look.

He sucks in a low breath and reluctantly rolls off of you to give you free rein of his body, “what did you have in mind qin?”

“There’s something I want to try, keep an open mind Polar Bear, its supposed to feel really good for you, I promise,” you bite your lower lip, sucking it into your mouth as your eyes roam over his flawless body.

“What?” He asks sitting up on his elbows, trying to fight off the pleasant floaty feeling the baijiu has given him.

“I’m not going to tell you, you just have to trust me, you know I’d never do anything to hurt you, but it might be kind of weird,” you explain running your warm hand along his aching, cold cock.

He leans back with a pleased groan as he lets you stroke his cock with slow, gentle strokes, “fine, but it better feel good,” he mumbles, bucking his hips up slightly.

“Where’s the lube,” you ask pressing a kiss to his cold cheek.

“Lube? What the fuck do you need lube for?” Bi-Han bristles immediately at the mention of the lubricant.

“I need it to jack you off, you said you’d keep an open mind Polar Bear,” you frown at him as you straddle his narrow hips.

The cryomancer grunts unhappily as he relents, “its in the draw in the bedside table,” he tells you as he squirms under you trying to get some friction for his neglected cock.

“Got it,” you grin triumphantly as you pull the tube from the drawer and make your way back to Bi-Han’s dripping cock, it's so pretty you lick your lips, huge, dripping, and heavy against his perfectly cut abs. “Mmm Polar Bear your cock looks delicious right now, I’m a little jealous of my hand,” you sigh almost wistfully as you squeeze some of the lubricant in your hand as you grasp his big cock and give it a gentle tug.

“You can suck it instead,” the cryomancer grins at you as he lifts himself back up on his elbows to watch you.

“Maybe I will,” you muse sticking your tongue out playfully as you fist him gently, not applying much pressure yet, just teasing the cryomancer, loving the feeling of his thick, veiny cold cock in your hand. You lay with your head on his rock-hard abs as you can’t help but let your tongue dart out and gather the pearly fluid leaking out of Bi-Han’s cock, it’s cold but not bitter, salty but not unpleasant, musky and masculine and perfectly him.

“Mmm qin, that feels nice,” the cryomancer practically purrs in his drunken state, something you absolutely loved was how Bi-Han didn’t seem to care about how vocal he was when he had been drinking.

Your hand works along his cock, stroking him with a firm grasp as you twist your hand in a circle when you reach his soft, velveteen head, “Bi-Han,” you whine his name as you look up at his pretty flushed face, his hair hanging loose around his face as he bites his lip with pleasure, it was the perfect picture a sight no one but you were privy to see. Your hand moves faster now, pulling another groan from the cryomancer as you jack him off, you seize your chance while he’s focused on the feeling of your hand gliding over his dick, you switch hands so your lubricated hand is no longer stroking the cryomancer, who hisses at the added drag your other hand offered. You take a deep breath and swallow audibly as you carefully nudge his legs further apart and there it is, the little pucker that you have your sights set on. Slowly, carefully you trace the outside of the hole with your slicked-up finger and before Bi-Han can react or stop you, you slowly sink the finger inside.

“Wha-what the fuck!? What are you doing qin?!” He starts, body going rigid, his ass clamping around you instinctually.

You ignore him though and fish around inside him for that little bundle of nerves that you know in spite of himself is going to make Bi-Han feel good, and you find it as you stroke it with a come hither motion.

“Huh, wha, why hnnnggghhh,” the cryomancer can’t hold back the pleased noise as you stroke his prostate, “fucking stop this is weird,” he starts to sit up.

Your hot mouth drops over his cock, swallowing him down as best as you can in a practiced motion, your finger wiggling further in his tight hole.

“Ah, fuck qin, that, that feels kind of good, do… do it again,” he pants and squeezes his eyes shut as he relaxes against the bed enjoying the feeling of your warmth encompassing his cold cock.

The noises he makes are like heaven to you as your mouth works his cock over, your tongue laving every inch of it as you suck it further into your throat. Slowly you work a second finger into the tight ring of muscle as you massage the cryomancer’s prostate, your fingers dancing across the fleshy nub.

“Ta ma de,” he groans deeply in his native tongue as he subconsciously grinds his perfect ass against your fingers, the baijiu loosening his inhibitions enough to enjoy this very rare role reversal.

You pull away from his delicious cock to echo his sentiment, “fuck,” you take in his flushed, blissed-out expression as you thrust your fingers in and out slowly, applying steady even pressure to the small organ inside the cryomancer.

Bi-Han lets out a low moan as your fingers speed up, his body starting to tremble with his impending release, “shit qin, that feels really good, keep going, please,” he practically bites his own tongue to stop himself from begging like a little bitch in heat.

Your tongue massages the underside of his shaft as your fingers keep moving in and out of the cryomancer’s tightness, you never actually thought you’d get this far, you thought maybe you’d get one finger in before he wigged out and stormed off for the night but actually getting to finger fuck your husband made your brain short circuit. You shift and rub your thighs together trying to alleviate some of the mounting pressure, seeing Bi-Han look so fucked out had you nearly cumming from the sounds he made alone. Your stomach feels tight as arousal pools in it and you don’t know how much longer you can keep yourself from making the cryomancer fuck you, you want to see him cum though, you want to taste his cold, viscous fluid filling your mouth, so you don’t stop, you can’t stop, you ignore your own desires and focus solely on his. You bob your head along his cock, forcing as much inside as possible, it burns as it stretches your throat, but the little shout Bi-Han makes is worth the discomfort. Your finger twist and screw in and out of the cryomancer’s tight confines, each press and thrust of your fingers massaging his prostate more and more.

“Qin, I’m gonna,” he gasps and lets out a choked-off cry as he tries to warn you, but you get the message, your fingers double their efforts as you pound into his prostate and you pull back until only the tip of his huge cock is left in your mouth. With a loud growling shout of pleasure, Bi-Han is cumming in your mouth.

You moan as the icy liquid splashes against your tongue the saltiness coating your mouth with the thick liquid. Your tongue swishes the cold fluid around as you swallow frantically trying not to spill a drop of the cryomancer’s cum, you can’t help it though, Bi-Han cums so much more than a mouthful as some of his release flows down your chin.

Bi-Han just moans with satisfaction as his release keeps seeping from your hot mouth, his hips still as do your fingers, “fuck me, what was that?”

“A prostate massage,” you answer, pulling off his cock with an audible pop as you swallow down more of the cryomancer’s essence. You wipe your chin off and make a show of licking your finger clean watching Bi-Han’s lust-darkened eyes, you raise an eyebrow as you look down at his still-hard cock. “Someone’s not done apparently,” you comment gesturing to his huge dick.

“Well of course not, my girl hasn’t cum yet, I still have a job to do,” he growls before pouncing on you and pinning you down. The cryomancer all but rips your soaked panties off as he rubs the velvety head of his cock against your dripping walls.

“Fuck Bi-Han, please, I need to cum so bad, seeing you like that has me so turned on, you were so hot,” you babble as his dick slowly opens you up as his cock sinks into your tight pussy. You cry out loudly at the feeling of the cryomancer rearranging your insides to make room for his massive cock, it feels so good, the stretch and slight burn as he buries his cock inside you.

“Mmm fuck qin, you were made just for me weren’t you? You’re always so pretty and so wet for me, such a good little slut,” he growls possessively as he holds himself inside you balls deep letting you get used to his huge cock.

“Ahhh, Bi-Han please,” you whimper as he starts to move, the pressure in your stomach teetering on unbearable, you knew your little pregame session sucking his cock and finger fucking the cryomancer had turned you on, but you didn’t realize how much it had turned you on. One thrust from the cryomancer and you were practically seeing stars, you shout and throw your arms around him tangling your fingers in his loose hair.

“Hold on tight qin, I don’t feel like taking things slow tonight,” the cryomancer shoots you a smirk and all you can do is moan in response.

You cry out his name over and over as he begins to piston in and out of your tight, wet hole, everything feels too much all at once but perfect all at the same time. Each stroke of his cock drives deeper and deeper into your welcoming pussy as the fat head of his cock assaults your sweet spot. You’re dizzy and lightheaded within minutes and it had nothing to do with the alcohol you consumed, it was all from the cryomancer’s actions, the way his cock moved in and out of your body, the way his weight bore down on you, the way he claimed you as his own.

“Such a good little slut, whining and whimpering so prettily for me, you just love getting stuffed with my big cock don’t you? It’s what you were made for, taking my cock and only my cock, no one else gets to touch you qin, you’re mine,” the cryomancer growls, possession dripping from his words as his grip moves from your hips to press the undersides of your thighs towards your stomach.

“Only you Bi-Han, I’m only yours,” you cry out as the pressure becomes unbearable and heat pools in your stomach despite your body being chilled from the inside out. You cling to the cryomancer, trying to ground yourself but only wind up pulling his hair causing Bi-Han to let out a low, warning growl.

“Only I get to touch you, only I get to fuck you and only I get to paint that pretty little pussy white with my cum, but you’re such a little slut you love every minute of it don’t you,” Bi-Han continues, his words edging you closer and closer to your peak as his cock rams into your cervix over and over causing your entire body to tremble and shake in his grasp.

“Only you Bi-Han, oh fuck only you!” You cry out as your toes curl and the pressure bursts, you cry out his name shrilly as your head thrashes back and forth as your tongue lolls to the side as you cum hard around Bi-Han’s perfect cock. Stars burst before your eyes and pleasure floods your body as you shutter and heave below Bi-Han’s flawless, thrusting body.

Bi-Han groans deeply as he presses your thighs almost flush to your stomach, plowing in and out of your body with little regard for how oversensitive you were in this state, he was only concerned with his own orgasm. He keeps fucking you hard, pounding your cervix open with each thrust as he chases his high, loving the way you cry and tremble for him, “what a good little slut, such a good girl for me, I’ve going to fill you up with my cum now,” he grunts out in between gritted teeth as his hips start to falter and lose their rhythm. “Oh fuck, that’s it, that’s my good slut,” he lets out a low bellow as he stills inside you.

You cry and shake as the cryomancer’s final onslaught brings you to your peak once more, hot fat tears drip down your cheeks as he pushes you past reason. The sensation of Bi-Han’s cold viscous cum painting your walls white does you in, with a weak little sob of his name, you’re tumbling over the edge hurtling towards darkness as your orgasm consumes you.

Neither of you move for a while, you couldn’t even if you wanted as you’re trapped under the weight of the cryomancer as you finally regain consciousness. You whimper softly, unable to find your voice yet as you shiver with cold brought on by the cryomancer being buried deep inside you still.

Reluctantly the cryomancer finally rolls off you to the side of the bed, “fuck qin, that was, well that was something else alright.”

“That was so good,” you whisper, barely able to form coherent thoughts yet, “your cock is too good, I still feel drunk, but I don’t think it’s the liquor anymore,” you giggle softly as you grab one of the fur comforters from the bottom of the bed and roll up in it before slotting yourself next to Bi-Han, laying your head against his rock hard pecs.

“We should, uh maybe try that again sometime,” Bi-Han admits, his cheeks colored with a rosy shade of pink as he looks away not wanting to make eye contact.

“Anytime you want Polar Bear, anytime you want,” you agree and smile before slipping into a very deep and very restful sleep.

[paixarina]

GAOBAIQIQIU X PARADOX LIVE

since tw*tter is under fire and i got rate-limited, i decided to ramble about the recent chinese brand paradox live plushies here!

source: weibo

gaobaiqiqiu, a chinese collab brand, recently posted a new paradox live plushie series! they currently only produced bae, the cat's whiskers and cozmez plushies. their next batch will be akyr, buraikan and visty, followed with amprule, 1nm8 and gokuluck.

so, please look forward of their next paradox live plushie series!

bae

here's bae! they are so cute. allen and anne looks cuddly here. it surprises me that they make hajun cuter since he always look ugly in jp plushie series. everyone look so cute here aaahhh 🥺💕 you can also taking off their clothes too!

the cat's whiskers

here's tcw!!! i really love the shiki one, he looks so cute and scrimbly 🥺 ryu looks mischievous in his expression lol. everyone looks cute too that even all paradox live fans on twt says this is the best plushie/nui series ever, including jp and kr fans.

you can also attach them on your bag too! since they are very small-sized.

cozmez

cozmez here!!! they are so cute even though weibo comments mention that nayuta's hair are placed too high, but they are still look cute and baby aaaaaahhhhhh 🥺💜 kanata look so angy while nayuta is smiling.

please hold these cute babies gently well 🤲

[nebulacollege]

Replies

I wanted to write a big reply, but then realised that I can add a couple of short ones as well. Under the cut there is a more spoiler-y question and my awkward ramble.

Anonymous asked:

When you say Edmund gets more pushy and physical….👀

Ikr? Very hot of him... he’s a terrible combination with all three of the boys, they’ll end up doing many interesting things (unless Liam falls asleep). Niall is a terrible match for him.

Anonymous asked:

I’m imagining Niall pulling out all the stops with flirting and the person purposely playing dumb. Not sure if Edmund would do this but it would be funny

Aw, how rude! Edmund would actually try to ignore all the advances if Niall tries to do something like that, so you’re pretty close! However, as soon as it doesn’t stick, Niall would drop this immediately. He has a very high self-esteem and it’s very humiliating for him to beg for someone’s attention and being desperate, that’s why he’s usually very subtle with his first steps. He also hates being made fun of, and not in an Edmund’s way. He doesn’t want to be in a victim of “point and laugh” types of scenario...

Anonymous asked:

I, too, am the Ultimate Eater 😔

>:3c Now you have to fight for this title!

Anonymous asked:

Is anyone a virgin? How much experience does everyone have?

None whatsoever! Nobody’s even kissed before! It’s more or less a spoiler (? I guess...), so I’ll say that only one of them is not a virgin and has plenty of experience. I’m not going to say who, but it’s super easy to guess. Let’s keep it a secret.

Anonymous asked:

I’m a bit curious, are any of your characters similar to you or ryu? Do they have some of either of your traits?

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Anonymous asked:

Do you or ryu share any traits in common with the boys? Are there any you’re the most similar to?

There are, although this is kinda awkward to say.

The whole topic of “death” that surrounds Edmund is something that has been bothering me for years, that’s why when creating the character I wanted to make him an embodiment of impending doom. I constantly think about everything disappearing, about how life can go wrong in an instant, about nobody really caring about you and your death, about how you finally die when the last person who knows about your existence also passes away and your traces in life become lost forever, about no life after death, about the death of the people I care about and other fun thoughts that include ending everything (those became slightly better until this year happened, making it almost as bad as it was before), and Edmund’s personality also includes such qualities as giving up and weird ways of self-punishment. He, of course, has other qualities as well, and they influence his actions a lot, but his depressed state is something I want to explore using my own train of thought. Not sure how well it’s going to be implemented, but that’s the idea, at least. There’re also things like being mostly negative about everything, being somewhat provocative and making passive-aggressive statements. He also avoids big groups of people and being a centre of attention. There’s probably more, but that’s what I can think about.

And just in case, he’s not a self-insert or anything! I tried my best to make him his own character, I think I even succeeded in that considering how fun Ryu and I find him to be. He’s an ultimate bottom bitch, which is perfect for our entertainment. These points of self-reflection are just surface level, and I don’t even know how his writing will turn out in the end.

Since I’m also a bottom bitch, none of the other characters are similar to me in any way... 😭

Ryu, obviously, has the most shared qualities with Ned. Well, ryu = dragons, so that’s an easy connection. That’s why their house is built on hierarchies, they follow rules and do other boring things that they find important. Ned is like my love letter to Ryu? Now this whole ordeal sounds even worse lol I swear he’s his own character as well! orz But they do share a lot of traits like being introverted and quiet but still being a part of social situations for some reason, they’re very direct and straightforward, so they don’t really get any hints you throw at them. They’re hardworking and can grind the most tedious work to an insane level out of pure stubbornness. They’re both lawful (neutral lol), so they do follow the rules, but also the only rules they really respect are the ones they have in their head. Everyone should strive to earn their respect, that’s how they judge people. Everything should match their idea of a thing, so they get grouped together. Not to say both of them are rigid or close-minded! Maybe Ned is a little bit like that, but he has time to learn more about the world around him. We used to joke a lot about Ryu liking the “system”, whatever that means (probably the way things are in general), and Ned and his house represent the idea of a strict system as well. They group everyone into categories of being close people and outsiders, basically, and they’re very protective of the people they consider close and are very suspicious of outsiders. They’re also greedy lol

I know Ryu doesn’t sound like that, and all I’ve described doesn’t sound like Ryu at all, which is funny, because Ryu is a genuinely sweet and amicable person. Ned too, tbh. They’re both ISTJ, so that should clear the confusion (?).

These are more of the outlines for Ned, of course, and, same as Edmund, I’m not sure how much of this is going to end up in my boy. It’s more like taking same-ish and familiar concepts of both of us and creating something new in characters and playing with the idea.

Niall’s also hardworking, which is also close to Ryu. He doesn’t give up, and an optimist? That’s what they have in common to some degree.

Liam is just... there. I don’t think he has anything in common to either of us, although his ability to get bored quickly is something I have...

Niall, Ned and Liam are the answer to the “who would be a perfect top for our ultimate bottom?” question.

[xsweetelegantdisasterx]

So My name is Aimee, and I bounce around stories. My bestie @stardragongalaxy gave me sound advice to create a master list for all my stories. >-<

Mostly I write about Monsta X, Ateez, The Rampage. And random one shots. My new hobby is writing stories based off of High & Low characters. I will not write about extremely bad shit, but angst is my boo and go too. I like the fluff n stuff, but I am not good at writing a straight fluff story. . My mind becomes clouded with things like "there isn't action. Who did they fight to get to where they needed? Why hasn't my character throat punched anyone yet. . ." ALL VALID QUESTIONS.

If you've made it this far through my rambling, welcome to my disastrous blog. I am an 89 liner, INFJ. And love to write.

OH AND DID I MENTION I'M A HOE FOR LDH? LIKE ALL THE GROUPS. SO THEY WILL BE ADDED ♡

Master List:

High & Low

Nightshade: |Amamiya Bros| 1 2 3 4

Suzuran Boys High School: TBW {To be written}

Oya High: TBW

White Rascals: TBW

Rude Boys: TBW

Daruma: TBW

Sannoh Hoodlum Squad: TBW

Mighty Warriors:

Bernie: (In the process)

Monsta X:

Stuck: {Wonho}

Shownu: TBW

Jooheon: TBW

Minhyuk: TBW

Kihyun: TBW

I.M: TBW

Hyungwon: TBW

The Rampage From Exile Tribe:

Zin

Shogo

Likiya: For Better or For Worse.

Rui: {Yall know i can't have RMPG stories and Not bring him in ♡~♡}

Kazuma: {Him too}

Hokuto

Takahide

Yamasho

Shohei

Makoto

Takuma

Kenta

Itzuki

Riku

Ryu

Kaisei: 1

Requests: {Always Open}

Ateez:

Jongho & Hwa: Fallen {1}

Mingi: TBW

Yunho: TBW

Wooyoung: TBW

[ask-paradox-and-friends]

Okay so based on the street fighter series.

Street fighter x our oc rivals scenes.

Kaito vs Dalahim

*Dalshim is floating by with Kaito walking by with his cane only for Kaito to stop turn and wave his cane under Dalshim he then gently taps the monks shoulder.*

Dalshim:hello fellow spiritual travler. May I help you?

Kaito:....

Dalshim:I see. Well you see the world differently then I do. It is intriguing all the same.

Kaito:??

Dalshim:I had read your mind. You and I draw power from the same source.

Kaito:*holds up cane and motions to the ground*

Dalshim:this is yoga. Would you like a presentation?

Kaito:*nods*

Dalshim:very well. In return I would be honored if you showed me your skills.

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Dearil vs Rufus

Rufus:*Running up to Dearil* KEN MASTERS!!! I found you! You think with that sickly geezer disguise I'll be thrown off? Take any disguise you want! I'll find you!

Dearil:I'm sorry. Who are you?

Rufus:*Stomping his foot* ARE YOU KIDDING!? EVERY TIME! EVERY SINGLE TIME! ILL MAKE YOU REMEMBER ME!

Dearil:who is this Ken Masters?

Rufus:don't you try to trick me! For that I'll rip you apart then glue you back together and pull you apart all over again!

Dearil:*wondering how he got himself in this situation as Rufus rambles on and on*

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Bun vs Juri

Bun:*walking down the road taking a swig of green tea in a can* "!?" *ducks as Juri kicks at him from behind.*

Juri:well hello newbie. you seem tasty~

Bun:the hell?

Juri:*licks her lips as her eye glows with her getting into a fighting stance* I bet you taste delicious.

Bun:I'm taken. Seriously why do I get the crazy girls?

Juri:this will be fun. Hope i don't break my new toy too easily.

Bun:*puts his mask on with his own glowing eye.* careful. I'm not above hitting a crazy woman.

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Sakura:*Running down the street* IM LATE! IM LATE!

Tsugu:*running the other way with a chocolate crosont in her mouth* CRAP! CRAP! SAYO IS GOING TO KILL ME!

*Both girls run into each other hard enough to shake the camera*

Sakura:ow....sorry..*sees Tsugus uniform* huh? Wait I've seen that uniform! You go to Haneoka Girls' High School!

Tsugu:*Sees Sakura's bag* Tamagawa Minami High School? Wait! Sayo told me about you! You must be their sport star!

Sakura:Wait that ribbon. You're afterglow's keyboardist! I've heard a lot about you! Say how about we have a little duel? It'd be great warmup for our future high school martial art tournament!

Tsugu:uh..arggg..fine. I'll do my best! *looks at book* sorry I'll be late Sayo.

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Garou vs Sagat

Garou:So this is Thailand's champion? Hehe perfect.

Sagat:what are you doing young man?

Garou:I've been in this martial art tournament for some time and so far Noone is worth my time. But I've heard about you. So how about it? You and me go a round?

Sagat:you speak like you only want power but I can sense something more in you. Very well. I shall take you up on your offer.

*Sagat does a battle roar as Garou chuckles in a fighting stance*

Garou:Hahahaha! YAHOO!

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Saito vs E Honda

*Saito is watching as Honda approaches*

Honda:so you're the one thats been going around beating the other sumo wrestlers? Seem a bit on the smaller side. Kiruyu was it?

Saito:agreed. But I didn't fight the others out of a lust for battle. It was just a disagreement out of hand.

Honda:out of hand? You whooped them good! Hahaha I have to see your skills!

Saito:*sighs* how about this? I win you tell your organization to leave my sumo friend alone. You win and I'll cook you up my dragon spice bento?

Honda:hmm so a meal and a good battle? I can't turn this down!

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Mai vs Akuma

Akuma:*walking up to Mai growling sensing her.* you. You seem like a worthy foe! You have truly transcended your humanity! Let this be a legendary battle!

Mai:*with a lollipop in her mouth* so this is Akuma? I've heard a lot about you. Honestly I was worried I'd spend my time here chasing you and Ryu around. *breaks the loli in her mouth and spits the stick out.*

Akuma:come then! Approach me!

Mai:*cracks knuckles* You better not disappoint Boy!

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Paradox vs Zangeif

*Paradox walks by growling and complaining*

Paradox:fragging club. I knocked him out! Why did they try to jib me! It's not my fault the weakling couldn't take a punch!

Zangeif:you! Comrade!

Paradox:*Grumbling showing the size difference between the two.* what?

Zangeif:I had heard of your victory! It was bad victory. You look down muscle buddy! Fighting and exercise is a good thing to do when down or sad! I shall fight you now!

Paradox:*tilting head before laughing* oh this is golden! I wonder if you'll keep smiling after this fight!

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Pico vs guile

Guile:*Practicing sonic boom only to notice Pico behind him* hey. Who are you?

Pico:classified. Must say that move doesn't seem half bad.

Guile:what!? That makes you more suspicious! Who do you work for?

Pico:*Sighing seeing Guile pointing at him* told you. It's my business not yours.

Guile:fine then I'll have to detain you!

Pico:Good luck.

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Naruko vs Ibiki

*Both ninjas rush and jump with one jumping across trees and the other running across rooftops with them landing infrot of each other after they both narrowly avoiding each others Kunai and shruiken sneak attacks*

Ibiiki:konograukari? I don't know those ninjas were operating these days.

Naruko:not entirely. But our families live on in others. But your clan dosent seem poised to take this path of adaptation.

Ibiiki:what was that?

Naruko:foolish little children like you need to be reminded what being a ninja means.

Ibiiki:rrrreeeeggg! I show you!

Naruko:fine but don't go crying to those boys you like to see so much when I beat you.

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Sunblood vs Bison

Sunblood:*Walking down a road eating a rather large apple* hhmm not bad. Bit tart for my taste.

*He then whips around at high speed grabbing Bisons fist and stareing him down*

Sunblood:so this is Psycho power? Must say. Not impressed.

*he then backs up after bison teleports only yo get a fully eaten apple core hit him in the face making him groan*

Bision:your technology and abilities intrigue me. Half them over and I'll maybe let you live.

Sunblood:*Swallows the mouthful of apple and then pulls out a banana which he starts eating.* how about this deal? You let me keep what I've in all good morality taken away from you and that failed side hustle you call S.I.N. and I don't send you and that prototype doll into whatever part of the afterlife you'd call home. Caphese?

Bison:bold words for a senile dead man!

Sunblood:*eats the banana in one bite and pushes a button in his wrist communicator.* your funeral.

@splatoonfan88

@hazawatsugu

[sams-dumping-ground]

Hello! I think it's high time I made a proper pinned for this blog and introduce myself properly.

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Just a few things before I proceed with my introduction: I'm aro, pan, trans, and poly. This is a LGBTQIA+ safe space (obviously). If you're just here to send hate then I feel sorry for you. I hope you are doing alright and your life gets better for you.

Anyways. I'm Samuel, I don't mind if you call me Sam! I'm a 26yo self-taught transman artist and nerd. I have two blogs for my artwork.

@just-sams-art - A hub for just my sfw artwork @sams-whumping-ground - A hub for the whump/whump adjacent artwork

I will warn you that I don't always draw due to the fact I'm possibly working on something else, gaming or just have a lack of motivation to do anything thanks to ADHD.

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This blog is used for shitposting and rps. I use the following tags for this.

#sam's rps and #sam's rambles.

If you don't want to see them on your dash then please filter the tag.

Other random posts are not tagged.

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I use the following characters for rps:

Ainsley Seaforge [In Mage World]

Ajax (God of Insanity)

Alice Beckett [In Foxlands]

Arthur Hyde

Ash Hawthorn [In Foxlands]

Atlas Hyde

Aurora Hawthorn [In Foxlands]

Ava Everwood [In Foxlands]

Axton 'Glitch' Esper

Byrd Hyde

Cole Hawthorn [In Foxlands]

Daryn Beck [In Mage World]

Dorian Beck [In Mage World]

Duncan (Primal God of Darkness & Shadows)

Earl Grey

Eclipse

Elise Esper

Elysium Hawthorn [In Foxlands]

Ezekiel 'Zeke' Silverwood [In Foxlands]

Finley 'Fin' Beck [In Mage World]

Flynn (Demigod of Sparks) [In Lillith's Realm]

Jack Winter [In Mage World]

Jett [In Foxlands]

Genji Hawke (Mute Elder) [In Foxlands]

Kai Silverwood [In Foxlands]

Kain Weiss [Currently Unavailable]

Kalos (God of Good)

Kyoko

Lee Zenon (Elder) [In Foxlands]

Lumi Rosehip [In Foxlands]

Luna Hyde

Lynn Beck [In Mage World]

Magnus Hawthorn [In Foxlands]

Momo Silverwood [In Foxlands]

Nebula (Primordial God of Space) [Busy in their realm]

Dr. Noel Hyde

Onyx Hyde

Patch Hyde [Hunting]

Phoenix 'Nix' Brand [In Mage World]

Phobias (Primal God of Fear and Phobias)

Poppy Ivy

Rhys Hyde

Rin Blackwood [In Foxlands]

Ryu Silverwood [In Foxlands]

Sett (God of Murder)

Sho Blackwood [In Foxlands]

Sora

Todd Hyde

Valeria Arden

Voss Hyde

Tsuki

Wolfgang

Yoko Blackwood [In Foxlands]

Zephyr Hawthorne [In Foxlands]

Zero [In Foxlands]

Zorro Kit Hyde [In Foxlands]

((Damn... That's a lot of characters. This is the link to the folder on my page: Link!))

That said: I am much more used to longer rps than I am short ones. Not all of the characters have art (yet), but there are most that do and more to come. They will be found on my art blog.

[tetsunabouquet]

Yoh as a Stoner Headcanon

A/N: Well, to give content to the other fandoms I mentioned on my blog as I know I have a few non-KNB followers (or who are KNB followers but also are part of one of my other fandoms), I decided to make a Shaman King headcanon!

-Alright, first of all it's so obvious they're going to take that direction with his character. The way the Asakura family symbol doesn't just resembles a tree but also weed and his love for a Bob Marley-esque figure. Besides, lots of shamanic tribes use drugs for their rituals anyways. -I bet his favorite American animated series would be Scooby Doo as well. -He illegally grows his own. -He asked HoroHoro for agricultural advice. -As a thank you, Horohoro is allowed to smoke of his stash whenever he comes over. -Often when he's very far gone and alone, he starts talking to Hao. It often leads to the most weirdest conversations with Hao always leaving whenever he's done with Yoh. -Hao is not the only one subject to Yoh's stoned rambling though. Once, when he was high as a kite he ended up calling Ren, much to the latter's annoyance. -This pissed Anna off considerably, because international phone calls are expensive. Yoh would not make this mistake ever again. -I think he's definitely experimented with bongs on his middle eastern travels. -As he told the shamans over there, "If everyone was stoned more often, there would be world peace." -When he's actually high enough, he'll listen to the Boz brothers. -Sometimes, he, Ryu and the Hanagumi waitresses get high together as a form of employees meeting. Much to Anna and Tamao's annoyance. -Kanna has a habit of stealing from Yoh's stash, he always pretends not to notice it. -Considering Yoh's laid-back attitude irritates Hana, he can actually go to tantrum level when he's high. -Yoh's stoned reaction to pain only makes it worse, so usually Hana just leaves when he gets tired of being angry with him. -On the topic of fahter and son, I believe Mickey got him into it. From their shared love for Soul Bob, to Mickey's band being a Beattles rip-off who have their alleged drug history and Mickey's sus hang outs with other shamans he meet on the mountains, Mickey is definitely doing drugs as well. -The two have definitely shared a joint over a BBQ. -And they annoyed Hao endlessly. -Hao honestly hates and loves how they're bothering him whenever they're too stoned to function. Hates it,  because they're truly annoying. Loves it, because he secretly longs for family connection after all. -Which they know, hence why they do it. -So really, getting stoned is almost like a family thing, which brings it back to how the Asakura family smbol also looks like weed. -The Asakura family is certainly stimulating the shamanic spiritual drug use, that's for sure.

[shokuhimaru]

Author-Chan: Hello! As promised in my last post I'm gonna do the Tanaka x Fem!Reader smut! Don't judge this story like please...I'm not the best writer but I'm gonna try my best! You and Tanaka have been dating for 1 year at this point too btw! And y'all also in college (ION MAKE STORIES OF MINORS LIKE FYM???) Without further ado please enjoy the story my stars~

Y/Ns POV:

I'm on another date with my boyfriend of 1 year! Yeah I know, 1 year, kinda a big deal (Author-Chan: sorry just hadda make her sassy at this part) we are at this fancy resturant and Tanaka won't even look at me! What. The. Fuck? I gently grab his hands "Ryu whats wrong? Your not yourself right now and I can tell." you move your hands to his face and lift it up "Ok fine I wanted to ask you something...We've been dating for a year now and well..." He was rambling at this point so I just let him do him until he says something that shocks me "I wanna have sex with you" Hold the fuck up, did he just say what I think he did? "Y/N? I totally get if you don't want to" you shake your head no at his worry "Its fine we can do it Ryu it would be something new right?" I smile slightly "Well it should be easy considering we both lost our virginity in what??? High school?" Omigod. I forgot I lied to him about losing my virginity. Look don't blame me for lying! I wanted him to be interested in me and well...Its not like hes a horny bastard...well he is but I just wanted him to be more interested! "Yeah totally its gonna be hella easy"

Oh. My. God. Tonights gonna be the night I lose my virginity.

Tanakas POV:

Say I'm wrong but just in case Y/N said yes to having sex I brought a condom with me. She is a (Your personality) I was suprised she even said yes with her being like that. I can tell shes getting more and more nervous the closer we get to our college dorms. "Y/n you alright? You seem hella nervous" she gives me a look that says 'well no shit sherlock' but also has a bit of softness in it. We reach my dorm first before hers but then she starts talking really fast "TANAKAIGOTTAGOTOMYDORMANDGETCHANGEDYOUKNOW?JUSTDONTWANNARUINMYDRESSAND-" It was a mix of so many words I barely realized what she said and just nodded my head yes to...whatever thing girl said. She rain to her dorm while I waited in mine. Shit. Am I really gonna do this with the girl I love most right now?? Fuck what if I actually get her pregnant, we don't want kids until later...

Y/ns POV:

I rushed to my dorm wanting to get away from Tanaka, He really wants to do this! I run back out my dorm to Tanakas and see him in nothing but his boxers. Shit I didn't think he'd be hard, this is gonna be a long ass night. "Babe? Are you sure you really wanna do this?" (Author-Chan: Remember everyone CONSENT IS COOL!!!) of course I wanna do this but I'm nervous. "No I don't wanna do this Ryu" I say with loads of sarcasm slightly smirking. Oh boy that did not help me, he tackled me on the bed and started kissing me. He licked my bottom lip as if he was asking to enter but I obviously denied well that was even worse because he harshly grabbed my boobs. That made me moan out in sorta pain but it felt good! He took that as a chance and starts exploring my mouth. We end up fighting for dominace and no surprise he wins! He ends up taking my top off and just looks at me "Damn no bra baby? I guess you were prepared for this huh~" he says with lust in his voice, although I knew he would do something like this I couldn't help but blush. He grabs my boob and starts sucking it. "R-Ryu~" I didn't even realize that I said that but he saw that as me slowly falling under his touch. He stops sucking and decided to place kisses all over my torso. "Tanaka what are you doing" I can't help but giggle LOOK IT TICKLES OK!!! He slowly makes his way down to my crotch and pulls down my pants. He looks at my 😺for a minute then smirks. "Babyyy I'm hungry" He whines "Well then I can just order t- A-ahh~" I moan mid sentence because he starts eating me out. "You taste delicious you know?" H-hes such an asshole! "G-get off of me you idiot~" I can barely even say. "Fine but your gonna need to fix MY problem" I stare down. Shit I'm fucked. "T-tanaka wait! I need to get somethin off my chest!" I blurt out "Oh if its me then sorry..well I'm not that sorry your kinda comfortable." I roll my eyes at that remark. "I never had sex before. Im sorry for lying" I look away with guilt but Tanaka doesn't care "Babe then we can stop I don't wanna do something you dont feel comfortable with." I shake my head no "I would rather you be my first time then anyone else please keep going..." he looks shocked then just shrugs, as he takes off his boxers my eyes widen "Goddamn..." you mumble not even realizing it. "Oh? Like whatcha see baby~~~???" I glare at him then smile a bit "Oh why would I? I have no reason to." That made him mad and he pounded into me with no warning. "Sorry but you need to be punished for that" F-fuck hes big...I don't think I'll last long. "Ryu this- your- so...big..." I say without hesitation, he starts going faster and all I can do is moan under him. "Say my name Y/N~~~" Obviously I use a pet name but he only goes faster. "No I mean my real name my full name I wanna hear you moan while saying it~" Fuck hes so stubborn but I want this to get over with! "R-ryu-n A-ahh~ shit slow down at least!" I can barely finish his name but I can feel him slowing but very little "Ryuno- fuck I can't do it please don't make me say it please!" He rolls his eyes but he says okay. "First we both gotta cum though okay?" I agreed with him and he started going at an insane speed. "F-fuck Tanaka im gonna-" you got cut off with you milking his 🍆 then not long after you he cums too. "Your on the pill right Y/N?" Did he really just ask this AFTER we did what we did? "I don't think so, no" you pant. "Well I mean I wouldn't mind a mini version of m-" tanaka starts "Nope nuh uh I'll pop a plan B before than and if that doesn't work I'm getting an abortion hell no I'm not doing that" He laughs at what I say "I'll clean us up just you rest okay?" you nod and slowly drift off to sleep

~bounus~

"You know we don't have to actually KEEP the kid I mean we could give it up for adoption" Tanaka really wants a kid on this earth all of a sudden? "Yeah no I already have my appointment so mini you is gone! Say bye bye Tanaka!!! Maybe in a few years but not now." He thinks I'm joking but my face is dead serious. "Fine I'll wait those few years."

~The End~

Author-Chan: I don't write many smuts so work with me I tried but give me some advice and don't be mean about this shit. I tried my best and thats all that matters! Follow my Wattpad it has all my stories on there right after! Its MiyakosMiracles

[calowlmitygoddess]

Tanza Rambles

just need to remind myself the progression of the universe

part 1

Shadlan dies leaving her two kids orphaned. Imay is taken by Akila while Hiraki is raised by the Hunters. Akila decides to end it all, and with the support of Ryu starts fucking shit up. Eventually Imay is sent to live with Aster under the guise of an aprenticeship. Hiraki has to work with rising squad Garly, Eri, Kyran and Drogan due to his bad behaviour. Meanwhile Dressia is trying to stop her adoptive mother from building weapons of mass destruction with shards of Shadlan core. Eventually all of them meet and realize that their seemingly unreleated plot threads are all connected to Akila trying to end the world. They join forces and kill her. Ends on a high note about Humanity moving foward without the gods hindering them.

Part 1.5

Hiraki Saviour complex acted up and he ascended to godhood, but he did so in the most messy way possible and kinda destroyed the fabric of reality and millions died. Grabbed the Humans and moved to the moon to build His Paradise, leaving the Drakin and Demons to fight for the scraps of what is left from Tanza.

Part 2

A small country called the Last Realm has formed from the remains of the Izerath empire, they cling to the old ways worshiping spirits and gods and resist against the demon Queen. Rhena is one scavenger living in a small settlement, when she gets scouted to join an elite squad of hunters after killing a powerful demon seemingly on her own. However shes like super not qualified, she doesnt even have an elemental connection, and so to live up to the expectations she finds increasingly more dubious methods of achieving power. However what she fights for is a lie, the spirits are all dead and god hates them, the only way to restore their world is to ally with the demons against Hiraki.

Part 3

A boy from Hiraki perfect moon utopia is haunted by dreams of a woman calling out to him. His name is Slynel. Magic is non existent in this society and any caught practicing it are seen as heretics and killed, wich makes him even more anxious when he starts showing signs of it. He and his friends are caught on the scheme to defeat Hiraki, and turns out Slynel may be the key to defeat him, by allowing Imay, the woman who has been mentally torturing him for years, to take over his body to fight, but as he grows stronguer the harder it becomes to wrestle back control from the vengeful demigod.

[ashen-angel]

i am alone in my room. wrapped in blankets. do they feel like hugs?

i am sad, high, lonely, with a voracious emptiness in my stomach. i have that exhaustion weighing down all my limbs, i am drained yet i haven't done anything all day.

what is there to live for in an existence like this, on this shitty planet?

considering everything, i wish there was a God of objectivity. a God who could tell me with certainty how things are. we humans are incredibly subjective...

i wish for a objective God who could tell me if my life is salvageable or not. i never have the courage to harm myself, i have tried twice to kill myself and i don't think I'll ever reach the point of trying again... or maybe i will? i don't know, i can't know...

at the end of the day, i only love sleeping because it makes me feel absolutely nothing, no embarrassment, no judgment, no dirty looks... empty words... shitty food, shitty makeup, cute jirai clothes that look like shit on me.

once again, i don't know what I should do.

[goldenfox3]

3, 8 - Thousand Five, 12

Fandom Ask Game! (accepting)

Answering this one in reverse order so I can put the last one under a cut for politeness' sake lmao

12. What's the funniest or craziest AU idea you've ever come up with?

Hm I don't know if I'd call it far out I think I'm rather tame when it comes to AUs thus far...my instinct is to say the Glamour and Gold universe since it goes all high fantasy with guilds and quests and Robert being turned into a literal kitsune with Saint Seiya-esque rules on people seeing his true form (kill/kill the memories of or marry) that I still have to hash out. There was some vague mystery surrounding Kevin Stewart's death that Falcon and Rob were gonna eventually sleuth out but really I just created this AU to indulge my love of fantasy/RPG elements and because I love literal fluffy fox Stewart being married to Falcon lmao. McCloud is of course also a kitsune.

The Don't Fear the Reaper verse with Shinigami Jack is maybe...? far out because it's a drastic departure from his canon status in the anime and explores what he would've been like if he'd never left the street thug life...except I never wrote it and probably never will. The tome-spanning epic of Ryu extremely slowly working his way into Jack's heart with his stubborn rashness and earnest sincerity and the slowburning enemies to lovers arc between them will remain a mere imagination 😔✌

8. How did you come up with the title to Thousand Five?

A long time ago when I still actually had the mental fortitude to look on FFN for fics and FFN hadn't done the great M-rated yeetening, I came across an explicit Falcon/Snake fic where Snake was on Falcon's lap in the Blue Falcon and Falcon was toying with him if you know what I mean. Snake was sitting on something alright. And the Blue Falcon was going around and around the practice laps with Falcon periodically reciting the speed at which they were going because one or both of them got off on the danger of it. Or perhaps the thrill in leaving them both in Falcon's hands as he does one of the things he loves the most alongside [redacted] with Snake.

I cannot find that fic anymore so I believe it has been a victim of the purges (tm) but as much as I could not stop going "blease guys you are gonna kill yourselves" the calm way Falcon kept reciting the numbers stuck with me. I don't know if he actually said "thousand five" as one of the speeds. I'm half-sure he said thousand something at least because that's just how insanely fast these machines go. But I picked Thousand Five because it sounded cool and fast and large but with the possibility of growing larger, influenced by the vague memory of this fic. It just happened to be a happy accident that, just as this verse is my "main" verse for Falcon/Stewart, "A Thousand Fiery Stars" is my "main" verse for anime Falcon/Stewart with both having thousand in the name.

3. NoTP?

I anxiety ramble too much under the cut: extended edition

Let me preface this with the usual disclaimer that these are only my personal preferences, I'm not meaning to be an elitist or a gatekeeper or a hater, I think everyone should be free and ship whatever makes you happy forever, etc. (I know it may be obvious but like. I'm unreasonably anxious about answering this one publicly which is why it took me so long to answer lol)

Now. Falcon (both mainverse and anime) are the most popular characters in the series and as such have the most variety in ships. Or at least main Falcon does. Unfortunately for me I am the MOST picky for the Falcons specifically about what ships I like/dislike seeing him in even if it seems like I toss them in randomass ships all the time LMAO. For game Falcon I'm a bit more relaxed about it because his characterization is a bit more open and shifts more in my head depending on the circumstances, but with Andy I am extremely picky about characterization and relationship dynamics in my head because I've grown so attached to my own interpretation of his identity, motivations, and romantic orientation/sexuality. I love game Falcon but I became attached to animeverse and Andy first, so he is my special darling baby boy (as he is to many people).

In terms of either Falcon, I don't like Falcon/Olimar (sorry falimar pals). I just dislike the way Falcon is portrayed in their meeting scene in Subspace and I'm not too into Smash ships for Falcon in general. Mainverse Falcon/women in general I'm also not very into unless it's FalSam or like, we are transing Stewart's gender up in here because Falcon/Stewart is my OTP regardless of their genders lmao.

For Andy...I have the same thing about only really shipping him with men unless it's like. Transing Robert's gender again. I wouldn't say Falcon/Stewart is my ONLY ship for both game/anime versions of them but it is certainly my main ship for both. The ship I fall back to as "default" when I'm not entertaining the thought exercise of another ship for either Falcon or either Stewart. I have a lot of thoughts about Andy's relationship with romance and sexuality and I can see him being demi or aroace. Or poly because his heart is too big to love and devote himself to just one person. The whole multiple identities thing really adds a layer of danger, separation, showing facets of himself and I feel like there are few people he lets close enough to see his whole, vulnerable self beneath.

Coupled with the demi hc, I really prefer shipping him with characters he is already shown to work with and be close to, because I feel that he would never willingly start a romance with someone not already involved in his work as Falcon because of his sense of duty, the danger, or simply because he's just not interested in that sort of thing, and would kindly but firmly rebuff any advances. He kept his own sister out of the loop so she wouldn't be exposed to the danger of being connected to Falcon for crying out loud (kicks him). But if the person is already involved in his line of work and already had an established bond in the show with him, well...free real estate. So basically. Rob, Roy, Ryu (why do all these characters' names start with R??) are fair game for shipping with him in my mind.

I know I started out my F-Zero fic career with Bart/Ryu because of someone else's influence and it still holds a special place in my heart but in general I also prefer shipping Andy with people older than him (Rob, Roy?? we don't know Andy's age really besides "nice middle" lmao). I know this all sounds like me making up reasons why Andy/Rob is the OTP of all time and I swear it isn't JUST that. I like thinking about Andy getting taken care of. I like thinking about a man who is constantly caring for and protecting others getting to rest and be taken care of for a little while. I like the idea of him being able to lean on a presence he's known and trusted for so long that he knows they're a steady anchor who won't begrudge him for not being the perfect paragon. I know this doesn't necessarily have to be someone older but it just adds to the whole dynamic I feel.

All this was a very longwinded way of saying I'm very controlling when it comes to Andy ships in particular which I know directly contradicts what I said about his heart being big enough to love many LMAO sorry Andy 😔 It took me a long time to even think of him as...someone shippable to begin with so I like having full control over the interpretation and chewing on how it would work out a lot when I think about him in romantic relationships. He's a very special character to me (despite my blog being plastered with Stewart) and many others so—again—reiterating that these are only my personal preferences with no bearing on my wish for others do as they please with him and think of this fictional man in whatever scenarios bring you joy.

[thenanamisimp]

Bocchi the Rock

Genre: Comedy

Warnings: None

I honestly watched this one on a whim - I was sick and looking for something that looked appropriate to watch in the living room, where my parents were also hanging out, plus I remembered seeing that it got nominated for a bunch of awards. That and also I've loved any music related anime I've watched, those being Given and Your lie in April (yes I'm bringing up YLiA - it was devastating and also probably my descent into watching every heartbreaking anime I can find) and also technically IDOLiSH7?

Bocchi the Rock is a slice of life anime about an introverted young girl who turned to music in hopes of it helping her come out of her shell. When she starts high school with the hopes of joining a band but with too much fear to talk to anyone, she decides to take her guitar to school one day, hoping that will get someone to talk to her. By the end of the day she finds herself in a band, on stage and with some new friends!

I always find myself relating to the characters in anime about music in one way or another. This time especially, considering that as an awkward teenager who grew up playing music, it was one of my outlets that let me connect with people in school. Even if I wasn't as socially anxious as Bocchi, I definitely was hella socially awkward (still am tbqh) and music was one of the few ways I had of genuinely connecting with people, either through playing or listening.

The anime itself is incredibly wholesome, the animation and art style are very cute and well done and the music, of course, is AMAZING. I love me some good anime rock. The characters are sweet and well written - it's nice to see teenage girls actually done justice for once. They each have distinct and well thought-out personalities and hey would you look at that - they actually act like teenage girls!

It's also nice to see some casual queer representation, as much as it was intentional or not. Kita having a crush on Ryu (this is not just a friendly obsession, trust me) and it being so casually mentioned makes my heart warm.I haven't actually looked into whether it's canon or not but in my eyes, this is very clearly a queer character. I probably sound like a broken record bringing up queer representation in every other post but as a mid-twenties queer person who is just now finally starting to see casual representation instead of some far-fetched, queer-baity or weirdly perverted show of what a queer person is supposed to be, it's nice every time and it makes me happy that younger queer people will grow up with shows like this. Showing normal queer emotions is so fucking important.

Excuse the rant! This anime is definitely worth watching. So cute and wholesome, this will warm your heart and also make you laugh at the same time.

Thanks for reading another anime ramble! Enjoy watching :)

theNanamiSimp

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My Top Posts in 2021

#5

we’re dating! (not really)

❝ we're not dating, jake. heeseung’s just an idiot who gets out of awkward situations by saying he’s dating me. ❞

PAIRING ▸ lee heeseung x fem!reader

GENRES ▸ fluff, crack, fake dating au, high school au

WARNINGS ▸ profanity, making out, underage drinking, mutual pining, jake sim being the best friend no one everyone wants, party scene not sponsored by jackson wang, their love language is most definitely physical touch, just a lot !! of fluff !! 

SUMMARY ▸ lee heeseung rejects someone by saying he’s dating you. this is news to you, who has been heeseung’s best friend since forever.

WORD COUNT ▸ 7020 words

PLAYLIST ▸ bad idea! by girl in red • out of my league by fitz and the tantrums • line without a hook by ricky montgomery

AUTHOR’S NOTE ▸ hello !! this fic is for @geminirules​’s “just friends” collab. pls check out the other authors if you’d like and i hope you guys enjoy !! ♡ sidenote: everyone’s in their last year of high school!

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1531 notes • Posted 2021-08-13 01:15:35 GMT

#4

no nut november

PAIRING ▸ enhypen hyung line x fem!reader 

GENRES ▸ social media au (smau), smut, crack, fluff, established relationship au, friends with benefits au, college au

WARNINGS ▸ profanity, sexual jokes, sexual content, sexting kinda, horny-repressing hyung line makes mc sound like she has the hormones of a middle school boy, ft. jeongin, ryujin, taehyun, and park jisung

SUMMARY ▸ four men suppressing their carnal instincts for thirty days doesn’t sound plausible, but it’s no nut november, so victory is crucial. yet, there’s only one obstacle keeping lee heeseung, park jongseong, sim jaeyun, and park sunghoon from their prize: you. game on, boys.

TAG LIST ▸ at the bottom (send me an ask here if you’d like to be added!)

AUTHOR’S NOTE ▸ hello !! this isn’t like written-out smut so the warning may sound sort of odd for a smau?? but i hope y’all enjoy !! ♡ this is a “choose your own route” kind of smau, so you don’t have to read in order :’)

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1551 notes • Posted 2021-11-28 05:21:16 GMT

#3

sugar daddy

PAIRING ▸ lee heeseung x fem!reader (ft. enha and ningning from aespa)

GENRES ▸ social media au (smau), crack, fluff, mutual pining, college au, strangers to lovers

WARNINGS ▸ profanity, sexual jokes, zero braincells, catfishing (don’t try this at home), heeseung and mc are painfully dense, heeseung and seonghwa sound nothing alike but mc is bad with names, ignore timestamps!

SUMMARY ▸ in which heeseung accidentally becomes your sugar daddy, but funding a sugar baby is hard when you’re a broke college student.

TAG LIST ▸ at the bottom (send me an ask here or comment if you’d like to be added!)

PLAYLIST ▸ click here!

AUTHOR’S NOTE ▸ hello !! i had a txt one of this but since it’s old i wanted to remake it for enha, so i hope y’all enjoy it! ♡ also Yes i used some random faceless pic for mc’s pfp but you can imagine whoever !

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1610 notes • Posted 2021-08-31 07:56:43 GMT

#2

the a-list

❝ our friendship was already ruined the day i fell for you.❞

PAIRING ▸ park jongseong x fem!reader (ft. park sunghoon)

GENRES ▸ smut, fluff, angst, gossip girl au, rich kid au, fake dating au, friends to lovers

WARNINGS ▸ profanity, sexual tension !!, jay and mc are the chuck and blair, enemies to lovers dynamic but they’re friends i swear, toxic rich kids doing toxic rich kid things, jay calls you princess which definitely needs a warning, smut content, oral (f. receiving), oral (m. receiving), thigh riding, dry humping, fingering, multiple orgasms, corruption kink, dacryphilia, slight degradation

SUMMARY ▸ life seems to finally be going your way. that is, until your boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend is back, and gossip girl appears to be out to get you. but there’s only room for one queen bee in the upper east side, and with a hand from your best friend, park jongseong, you’re going to make sure it’s you.

WORD COUNT ▸ 10193 words

PLAYLIST ▸ fever by enhypen • positions by ariana grande • daddy issues by the neighborhood • swim by chase atlantic

TAG LIST ▸ @msxflower​ @danyxthirstae01 @shusan @hobistigma @dearlylhs @3ggieyolk @jayparkfromenhypen @pc-yeolie @sunghonkers @yeetyyeetyet @papiibuprofen @seuomo @wifemeupforsan @kkmlhnng @kyleeanne @blank-velvet @god-is-a-homosexual @neovrse @luvjaysbae​ @heelariously​ @sxirx11 

AUTHOR’S NOTE ▸ this is sooo long overdue, but i’m so glad i wrote it because rich kid aus are my everything. also this fic was kickstarted by this and this :’) i hope you guys enjoy !! ♡ ps: you don’t need to know anything about gossip girl to read this 

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1779 notes • Posted 2021-10-22 15:36:18 GMT

#1

how to un-hate your summer fling

PAIRING ▸ park jongseong x fem!reader

GENRES ▸ implied smut, fluff if you squint, lowkey friends to enemies to lovers, friends with benefits au, summer romance au, frat boy au

WARNINGS ▸ suggestive content, profanity, fuckboy!jay, more like frat boy with fuckboy tendencies and a soft boy lean, making out, grinding

SUMMARY ▸ jay park had trouble written across his forehead, and you were well aware that making out with him behind locked doors was a terrible idea. yet, that never stopped either of you.

PLAYLIST ▸ peaches by justin bieber (ft. daniel caesar and giveon)

WORD COUNT ▸ 2689 words

AUTHOR’S NOTE ▸ i was writing this as a summer romance au originally and then @baekhyuns-lipchain​ mentioned frat boy au so i went !! (btw i will still get that frat boy heeseung one done)

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1792 notes • Posted 2021-05-03 06:49:28 GMT

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