#ryn x elise

[exmcrtis]

location: out and about

closed starter for: @ofescapisms (elise)

for the most part, ryn had been successful in her methods of avoiding her former 'friends'. for a while they had been the center of her universe; they went everywhere together, and they did everything together. but things changed at the drop of a hat, and now she was the subject of their ridicule. the worst culprit was elise, and as ryn rounded a corner and nearly smacked right into her, she felt a panic well up in her chest.

"shit, i am so sorry."

[rickie-the-storyteller]

Incorrect Quotes Tag Game - Ships Edition

So, I've actually done this before (I was tagged by @writinglittlebeasts).

Here's the link to it:

But I've been playing around with the incorrect quote generator website for fun, and I've come up with some more hilarious interactions that I really wanted to share! This time, we're focusing more on the ships - Bephanie (Ben and Stephanie) and Brelise (Bret + Elise).

Here's the link to the generator:

Hope you enjoy these!

Bephanie:

Ben: What are you in the mood for? Stephanie: World domination. Ben: That's a bit ambitious. Stephanie: You are my world. Ben: Aww… Stephanie: Ben: Stephanie: Ben: OH.

Stephanie, throwing her head into Ben's lap: Tell me I'm pretty! Ben, lovingly stroking her hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

Ben: Did it hurt when you fell- Stephanie: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt- Ben: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs. Stephanie: … Ben: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

Stephanie: Ben, can I speak to you for a minute? In private. Ben: Ooh, someone's in trouble... It's me. I don't know why I did that.

Ben: Did you know you remind me of all 26 letters of the alphabet? Stephanie: What? Like J F K W S Q X- Ben: No, like, U R A Q T. Stephanie: Awwww!

Ben: This is a very powerful artefact. You’d be messing with some forces we don’t fully understand. Stephanie: That sounds like a dare to me. Ben: Oh my God.

Ben: Vegetable oil is made from vegetables, and coconut oil is made from coconuts, so BABY OIL- Stephanie: CAN'T WE JUST HAVE A NICE FAMILY DINNER FOR ONCE?!

Brelise:

Bret: Ugh, crushes are so dumb. Elise: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid. Bret: But you’re always acting stupid? Elise: … Elise: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

Bret: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time? Elise: AS ENEMIES?! Bret:

Cop: What are your names? Elise, whispering: Don't tell him, Bret. Cop, writing: Bret… Elise: Crap. Bret: Nice going, Elise. Cop: Bret: Uh oh.

Elise: Two wrongs don’t make a right. Bret: *sighs* That’s true… Bret: But two negatives make a positive!!!

Elise: My life is a mess. Bret: Elise relax, go get a beer. Elise: I don’t want a beer. Bret: Who said it was for you?

Bret: I am so cool. I am an absolute Chad. I am the epitome of coolness and awesomeness— Elise: Hi. Bret: *melts down in a flustered heap of softness*

Bret: You look good in that hoodie. Elise: You know where else I'd look good? Bret, zero hesitation: My bed. Elise, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?

__________

There we go!

Love these lol (Some of these actually lowkey fit perfectly characterwise... I put them in an order that chronologically kind of works in terms of plot/character development).

I think I'll tag some other writers to do this for some ships in their own works as well...

Gently tagging all these folks: @fayeiswriting, @kirsten-is-writing, @e-s-willswriting, @jay-avian, @clairelsonao3, @sarahlizziewrites, @mjparkerwriting, @silverslipstream, @winterandwords, @exquisitecrow, @elizaellwrites, @writingalterras, @thecreakywriter, @sam-glade, @mysticstarlightduck, @hollyannewrites, @ryns-ramblings, @autumnalwalker, @toribookworm22, @mousedetective, @blind-the-winds, @falesiacats, @j-1173, @gummybugg, @jessicawestonauthor, @saviournelwinter and @thelavenderwriter.

I know, it's a lot of people. But I'm curious to see some other versions of this!

[exmcrtis]

"i pay attention," ryn started, though she chose not to finish her sentence. she knew better than anyone that there was no winning when it came to elise. she had to learn that the hard way. "you gonna keep going about your merry way, or do i need to step off to the side for you and sweep my arm out like you're some sort of royalty?"

Elise was only moderately annoyed when someone ran into her, then she saw who it was and her annoyance grew. “Ugh, you fucking better be. Are you so delusional that you don’t even pay attention to where you’re going now? Pathetic,” she rolled her eyes. She still carried her bitterness from finding out Ryn had been fake their whole friendship, if she could call it that.