#rwbyincorrect

[toriwest]

Yang: *texting* Hey can you pick me up I’m drunk.

Yang: Oh you don't have to anymore. I'm home now.

Ren: Yes, I'm aware of that after dropping you off at home.

[stoneillustrations]

3…2…1…NOPE!

Another RWBY toon as promised. This one was inspired by a character interaction post I found on @rwbyincorrect. So awkward…so unresolved.

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Ruby: You made enough pasta that you could take it to lunch tomorrow. Put it in a container.

Jaune: Shovel the pasta into your face. Do it. Put it in your face. The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

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Future Oscar to RRAYNBW whenever they meet a new character and wants them to join

Oscar: Guy’s we can’t ADOPT people our age or a couple years younger

Nora: Ha! Check your records! You’re now legally Oscar Valkeryie, Lie, Arc, Rose- Xiaolong, Schnee, Belladonna, Branwen!

Oscar:… Okay when and how-

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Weiss, skipping rocks on a lake with Oscar: It’s such a beautiful evening.

Oscar: Yeah, it is.

Oscar: *whispering* Take that you fucking lake.

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Pyrrha: Who hurt you?

Jaune: *snorting* What, do you want a list?

Pyrrha: ...Yes, actually.

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Jaune, to Weiss: Are you peanuts? Because I want to boil you alive.

Weiss:

RBY:

ORN:

Salem:

Pyrrha in heaven:

Vale:

Atlas:

Mistral:

Vacuo:

The gods:

Ozpin: Cha Cha real smooth

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Jaune: I like your top, Snow Angel!

Weiss: I have a name, you know.

Jaune: *sighs* Why. Why are you like this.

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Emerald: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it

Mercury: Just rip the bandage off.

Emerald: It’s Cinder .

Mercury: Put the bandage back on.

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Ozpin: *Locks Oscar in the car.* Act like a child, get treated like a child.

Oscar: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?

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Ozpin, going over Qrow's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative.

Qrow: Yes

Ozpin: Okay... may I know what you create?

Qrow: Problems.

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Nora: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.

Nora: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

Oscar: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

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Weiss: Let’s write Yang a friendly note, shall we? Dear... Incompetent... Dumbass...

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Yang, texting Oscar: *sends a voice message*

Oscar, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?

Yang: No, don’t worry, just listen later.

*later*

Oscar: *presses play*

Yang voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-

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Oscar: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise

Blake: I beg to differ

Oscar: Then Beg

[toriwest]

Ruby: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?

Weiss: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.