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[haiirokosen]

“Let’s just tell them that the dog did it.” Kakashi does, after all, have eight of them — perfectly reasonable suspects.

      “ Weren’t those lousy excuses only acceptable from students, Iruka-sensei ? ”, like the copy-ninja was the one to talk as he was famous for being late with the worst explanations. 

      He leaned against the wall behind him, “ besides they’re well trained, they wouldn’t even come in here unless I would tell them t- ”, he cannot finish the sentence, his face turning a little white when his gaze fixed on the floor on his right where different sized paw prints were a little too visible. Quietly he moves to stand on the prints, poorly trying to hide them with his own two feet, hoping the other male wouldn’t notice a thing.“ Anyway- It’s not exactly our job to clean up here, we could just leave it ” .

@ruumino || meme

[shinobisouled]

ruumino replied to your post 

Well, that's disappointing, because he has nothing so positive to share. "…I don't want to talk about it."

oh, that doesn’t sound good at all. there’s a pregnant pause and then she’s rummaging in her bag and pulling out an unopened bag of chips before offering it to the other. “chips?” 

[avengeriiism]

ruumino:

Glad that Sasuke is at least attempting to give him full attention, Iruka continues in pleasant tones, “Naruto and I are having Ichiraku’s tonight, but I’ve decided to open the offer to the rest of Team Seven. Sakura has plans, unfortunately. Of course, I intend to ask Kakashi-sensei as well. Would you like to come?”

                                                        ❝ I’ll have to pass. ❞

Without even a S E C O N D S more thought, the words split from salmon lips, directing towards the other character with haste as he saw no reason to stall his sincere rejoinder.

He didn’t care for the ‘bonding’ that others saw so necessary. They may have viewed it as fun, or a chance to spend time with people they cared about, however if you were as GENUINELY picky with people as the Uchiha was, something so ‘fun’ to others could have the potential to be unendurable for the raven.

[uminosclassroom]

 ruumino replied to your post: Chronic Pain Headcanon

for real tho, what was kishi doing having him move around so quickly after that in chp 3?? let him rest!! D:

((He’s actually bandaged up and moving in chapter 2 when he tracks down the Hokage to ask if Naruto went to registration!!! I’m personally rationalizing it as a combination of the wonders of medical ninjutsu and his own stupidity. 

They took the graduation exam on the day Naruto stole the scroll so presumably, the genin team assignments aren’t far off from that date. It could have been as little as a day and I’d say maximum a week or two.

We all like to joke that Kakashi is bad, but guys the real Hospital Stay Avoidance MVP is Iruka Umino))

[mita-rashi]

“ not sure if i want to throw up, faint or both. ”

first date sentence starters  / @ruumino

Oh great. Anko’s not sure how exactly she managed to land herself in this situation. Her empathy is on a first come first serve basis each week, max of one person, does not replenish until the following Monday at 6 AM and only if she’s had at least six hours of good sleep beforehand.

It’s Thursday and she’s entirely out of fucks.

“I-ru-ka~” she says, breaking his name apart into a teasing little chant, hoping it comes out more affectionate than antagonistic. Or belittling. She’s really not going for either at the moment.

“Have you ever thought that you might suffer from social anxiety?” It’s a serious question, though her placating smile and pleasant tone might throw him off a bit. “Nothing’s even happened yet, Umino.”

She lets out a huff. “And it doesn’t have to. If you don’t want to go on a date, we don’t have to go on a date. I was fairly sure someone put you up to it, actually, so I promise I won’t be offended if that’s the reason you’re here.”

Though she will find that someone and kill them for it once he calms down from his panic attack.

“Let’s go inside, maybe? We can get a booth away from the door and some hot tea until you’re good to go back home.”

[maskage]

ruumino replied to your post: ngl i thought your url said "massage" at first

petition to get kakashi a massage

ANY VOLUNTEERS????

[kyuubiheir]

“Aren’t we having fun?” He's just busted Naruto for a similar prank, so don't think you can get away so easily, Menma.

crap.     ‘ awh c’mon iruka sensei! it was just a joke, no one will notice the difference.’     naruto might have changed the signs around to send people in the wrong direction, but menma had wanted to do one better than his younger brother and had re-painted the names of various shops, some of them possibly crude.     unable to contain the small laugh at his handiwork, after all naruto owed his 100 ryō. / @ruumino / meme

[hatakiri-blog]

“are you feeling better today?”

                        He’s been caught.

         Kakashi has been avoiding the mission’s desk for a WEEK now, under the premise that he’d been sick. Truth be told, he’d simply forgotten to rewrite his mission report ( the original one had been destroyed in a three way confrontation between Team 7; the trio had managed to rip the paper into shreds whilst fighting over who’s name came first on the report ). Even if the mission was as trivial as catching a cat, the fact that a statement must be submitted in still stood.

    ❝ Ah, good morning, Iruka-sensei! Yes, yes–thank you for asking.❞ he throws in a little cough for good measure. 

[goldenyondaime]

(smol Iruka) “how is it you’re never scared?”

“the last of us” inspired sentence starters

He could lie here, couldn’t he? Lie and tell Iruka that he wasn’t scared. That he was scared of nothing, but then, what kind of lesson would that be? Kneeling down in front of the boy, he gave a small smile, reaching out to ruffle his hair. 

“I am always scared. But it’s okay to be afraid, Iruka. I never know what’s going to happen whenever I go on a mission. Anything can go wrong every single day. I get scared, just like everyone else. But that fear? It only makes us human. It allows me to get through the day, so I can come back home to the people I care about.” 

If Minato ever departed from this world far too soon, he wanted to at least have made a difference with Iruka. 

“Let that fear be your strength. Not your weakness.”

[hokuten]

(for raidou) ‘ take it easy. you hit your head. ’

hurt startersaccepting // @ruumino

                “Right -- right.” He’d argue that he’s absolutely fine, but even he knows he’s not quite steady on his feet when the ground looks like it wants to swallow him whole and the nearest vertical surface... isn’t as near as he thought it was. He ends up grasping air and stumbling, scraping a calloused palm on the rough stone. Shit, he needs to sit down. Blinking hard in an attempt to force his vision to focus, Raidou raises his gaze to find Iruka. “Are you -- are you okay, though?”

[qasmavia-blog]

“Don’t want it. Won’t open it. Don’t need it. Won’t take it.”

She’s officially spent too much time in Konoha. The people here apparently think they can use the same bullshit avoidance tactics on her that they use on each other.

“No, Iruka-sensei—” Temari presses forward, pointedly shoving the small box into his hands. It’s carefully wrapped in teal paper, with a pearl white bow on the top. “I insist. My brother wanted his gift to Naruto to come from someone special.”

“You are someone special to Naruto. Thus, my brother would like you to be the one to give him the gift.”

She pulls back, knowing Iruka is the kind of man who is too polite to let the gift fall to the ground, and crosses her arms. She is not taking that little box back.

“It’s flammable, so I’d suggest keeping it somewhere cool. But not to cool, because a drastic temperature change can change the composition and then the gift is pretty but useless.”

Temari shrugs. “I’d give it to him tomorrow or something. It’s a pre-wedding, pre-wedding gift, according to my brother. I’ll be giving the others. It’s just this one he insists comes from you.”

[naru-uzumaki]

‘you mean so much to me.’

( different ways to say ‘i love you’ ). accepting!

@ruumino

◖ -‘๑’- ◗ 

      THEY WERE WORDS THAT OFFERED A WARMTH EVEN MORE THAN THE SUN ITSELF — syllables that the jinchuuriki always found himself absorbing to their entirety. There he stood in front of the jounin, a digit rubbing a whiskered cheek as gaze lowered to the ground for a moment. Every time Iruka acknowledged him and granted him such statements, it was obvious that Naruto was appreciative and genuinely happy about them. 

      That smile that molded on that whiskered visage as he lifted his head back up would tell it all.

      ❝Does that mean I get free ramen forever, Iruka-sensei? Heh!❞

[shinobisouled]

@ruumino, continued !

she's asking the guy who literally wears a mask… still, houki feels the pressure, so he doesn't shut her down outright. "we… are as much friends as i am with anyone." which is to say, not much, but not nothing.

a low hum and she looks down at her hands, before she bats her lashes, looking up at him under a fan of dark lashes. that’s not what she wanted to hear, after all, houki still isn’t really talking or actively participating in their group, and lips purse as she looks at him. “then that just means that i need to be a better friend right? that means we’re getting dinner, houki. keep that on your schedule!” does he have plans? who knows, but chouchou is worming her way into them.

[uchihakept-blog]

                                                            HE  KNOWS  HIM,  RATHER  WELL  IN  FACT.  pieces  of  memory  continue  to  lace  themselves  back  together  before  it  dawns  on  him  they’d  once  had  a  BOND.  the  raven  scoffing  to  himself,  almost  horrified  he’d  allowed  himself  to  have  such  connections,  much  less  feel  the  squeezing  of  his  PUPPETED  heart  deep  within  his  chest.  eyes  watch  the  other,  recalling  how  much  of  a  CLOWN  SHOW  the  pair  had  been  so  long  ago  ---  it  was  disgusting,  how  these  thoughts  caused  him  to  feel.

                                      ❛    IRUKA  ----  it’s  been  so  long,  you  haven’t  forgotten  about                                                                               me  like  kakashi  has,  have  you  ...  ??    ❜

//  @ruumino

[uminosclassroom]

🤝 + Mizuki

send in 🤝 + a friendship and i’ll tell you who: || Accepting

texts the other memes at 3 am: Iruka made that mistake once

tries to convince the other to do an idea that definitely sounds questionable: Mizuki, on a regular basis. Oftentimes in a way that endangers Iruka’s life, career, or relationships 

is the designated driver and who always gets wasted: Iruka is the DD. By now even Iruka’s work friends know better than to trust Mizuki to take him home. The one time someone told Mizuki to take Iruka home, Iruka woke up in an alleyway with a stray dog licking his face. 

always has to host the impromptu sleepover: Iruka. The answer is always Iruka.

who’s netflix account gets mooched off of: Iruka. Mizuki occasionally pays for a bowl of ramen. Usually they pay for their own stuff but otherwise the financial burden for anything is on Iruka. 

brings all the snacks and who supplies the movie:  Iruka does both. 

is usually the first one to say sorry after a fight: Iruka. Mizuki sometimes apologizes, but only for things like flaking out on plans, and he can’t even be bothered to sound like he means it most of the time. Usually he just makes up for things by being extra nice for a while. 

is the ‘ mom friend ‘:  Iruka

calls the other at 12 am to wish the other a happy birthday without fail: Iruka calls Mizuki and laughs it off every time Mizuki is mean about it. 

is the better wingman to the other: If by wingman you mean flirt with every person your friend takes an interest in, then Mizuki is the best. Otherwise, Iruka. 

‘ the strong must protect the sweet ‘ , who’s the ‘ strong ‘ and who’s the ‘ sweet ‘:  Iruka is both the strong and the sweet. Mizuki would count as the strong, but he doesn’t actually do any protecting. 

pulls the other up for karaoke to sing a duet together: Tipsy Iruka tries on a couple of occasions, but Mizuki won’t debase himself like that. 

[hataakes]

An excuse about missions still needing filing even on holidays dies halfway to his mouth. It's obvious from Kakashi's tone that he sees deeper than that. The sense of exposure leaves him antsy. Disarmed. Perhaps that's why, at Kakashi's mention of the Hokage Tower festivities, at his promise of punctuality, Iruka says the first tactless thing that comes to his mouth. "Kakashi-san… are you asking me on a date?"

Continued from [ x ]@ruumino

Kakashi nearly sputters at Iruka’s question. To give himself a moment to recover, he tugs his mask a little further up on the bridge of his nose. “It’s, ah, not a date event, Iruka-san.” Hopefully he could be a a little tactful just in case Iruka wanted to go on a date with him - he didn’t want to hurt his feelings after all. 

Kakashi just didn’t date. Period. 

“It’s for --” War orphans with nowhere else to go, “ -- Well, you know. Gai will be there, so will Genma and Raidou. I thought I heard something about Naruto dropping by, too.”