#russiandeath

[picsfromsiberiangirl]

Typical.

[bridgetz1]

2003 stealth action: the buildings are unrealistic, low poly irregular shaped boxes. Blurry textures, no decorations, way too sharp lighting. 3/10

2019 kindergarden in central Russia: ...

[23nd-nud2]

ru2t fv11

[nigredoblog]

[ferris-tattooer-from-russia]

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[remizovaleksei]

Russian death. Русская смерть. #russiandeath #русскаясмерть #remizovvegantravels #building

[daniel-raspira]

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[bridgetz1]

Russian government and accidental comedy. Part one.

Around 20 years ago a promenient politician, Viktor Chernomyrdin was appointed to be prime-minister of russian government. He helped to transfer the socialistic country to a capitalistic market, was (for a day) president of Russia, and all in all, a figure worth mentioning. While he was an ok polititian, he was also a hillarious comedian. Never ever he performed anywhere as such, but still, whole country knows his sayings, even those who never seen his speeches and interviews, and might not know who he is exactly.

Today I decided to try to translate some of them for the english-speaking audience, just to appreciate some epic accidental wordplay. Phrases in russian are given for reference.

Отродясь такого не было, и вот — опять!

Never seen this, and here it is again

Курс у нас один – правильный.

We have only one course - the right one

Надо же думать, что понимать.

You have to think what to understand

Секс – это тоже форма движения.

Sex is a form of movement too

Мы выполнили все пункты: от А до Б.

We did every item - from A to B

Вечно у нас в России стоит не то, что нужно.

As always in Russia, wrong things are hard.

Это наглая ложь и не совсем так.

This is a blatant lie and not entirely true.

Если я еврей — чего я буду стесняться! Я, правда, не еврей.

If I am a jew - I have nothing to hide then! I am not a jew though.

Есть ещё время сохранить лицо. Потом придётся сохранять другие части тела.

There is still time to try to save your public images. Next, you'll have to save your private parts.

Шли к рынку, а пришли к базару.

We tried to develop a market, but we got a bazaar.

И те, кто выживут, сами потом будут смеяться.

And those who'll live will have a good laugh afterwards.

Ну и что, что я обещал, я же не сделал.

So what that I promised? I never did it after all.

Хотели как лучше, а получилось как всегда.

Our intentions were good. But the result was as usual.

Надо делать то, что нужно нашим людям, а не то, чем мы здесь занимаемся.

We have to do what our people need, not what we are doing now.

У нас воруют намного больше, причем нигде не убавляется, такая страна.

They steal a great deal here, but nothing ever diminishes. Such a country we have.

Нас никто не может упрекнуть в том, что у нас хорошие помыслы.

Nobody can blame us for having good intentions.

Вино нам нужно для здоровья. А здоровье нам нужно, чтобы пить водку.

We need wine to have good health. And we need good health to drink vodka.

У меня приблизительно два сына.

I have approximately two sons.

Учителя и врачи хотят есть практически каждый день!

Teachers and doctors want to have food on the table almost every day!

Я ничего говорить не буду, а то опять чего-нибудь скажу.

I will say nothing, to make sure I won't say anything.

[conocybelactea]

#blackmetalbackground #russiandeath

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[remizovaleksei]

Russian death. Русская смерть. #russiandeath #русскаясмерть #remizovvegantravels #building — view on Instagram http://ift.tt/2sNTcti

[bridgetz1]

[daniel-raspira]

#photooftheday #dark #russia #russianghetto #russian #ghetto #picoftheday #russiandeath #death #urban #underground #melancholy #provincetown #русскаясмерть #саратов #ебеня #эстетикаебеней

[daniel-raspira]

#photooftheday #dark #russia #russianghetto #russian #ghetto #picoftheday #russiandeath #death #urban #underground #melancholy #provincetown #vsco

[daniel-raspira]

#photooftheday #dark #russia #russianghetto #russian #ghetto #picoftheday #russiandeath #death #urban #underground #melancholy #provincetown