#rupaul’s best friend race

[sexynetra]

I’ve been crying laughing at this photo since Maddy posted it help

[brakingpoint]

prayer circle for my man mitch to NOT disappoint me today ‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥

[homicidalbrunette]

The fact that we have never seen them lipsync against each other is such a void in gay culture

[stoutivia]

Gottmik and Violet are so Me and my bestie (Harley) coded

I'm Mik ofc 😚

[porschesbabydaddy]

The irony of this show being called Only Friends when all these bitches would sell each other to Satan for one corn chip

[maxverstappentv]

your constant negativity is exhausting

god forbid a woman feels disappointed when her driver/team doesn't do well 😭 ???

[sexynetra]

Yeah you could say it was a good weekend 🥰

[danthropologie]

*exceptions apply ONLY to the cuntiest of cunts aka pierre, who was so cunty he couldn't stay but too cunty to let leave the system // THIS. okay so sorry for digressing from the danny discourse but i'm starting to side-eye all those ppl saying "este would eat pierre alive next year" lol...like whoever you want, but the sole reason pierre didnt go ballistic every weekend is because his current teammate is sunshine in human form...2023 will be pretty different.

anyone that doesn't think BOTH of these men are going to eat each other's faces like they're in a fucking cage match is deluding themselves tbh!! pierre is a CUNT. he is an absolute fucking bitch if things don't go his way and he WILL make it everyone else's problem. but at the same time, esteban is also a cunt, but a sneaky cunt. he's been taking lessons from nando for the past two years, he knows how to commit war crimes that most people wouldn't even fucking THINK about, he doesn't give a single shit where anyone on the grid finishes as long as he is ahead of his teammate.

when that's the energy each of them are bringing, they can pretend they're gonna be besties all day long, but we all know that one of them WILL be murdered in cold blood by the time we get to abu dhabi

[marasamoon]

Lol I’m kinda over how in the new Survivor seasons everyone is best friends. I miss the days when people were honest and candid about how they really felt. It’s not distasteful to want to win a game show at the expense of the other players

[exidofficial]

if i was anetra i woulda picked spice its a competition if she cant lip sync then thats her fault like ur going home then girl get it together before you come here

[princessnijireiki]

The other thing is... totally separate from however much or little faith you have in individual issues around this presidential race.

In nearly 300 years of existence as a formalized nation, the United States has never voted out a genocide. Not one.

And for as long as the United States is run as the specific kind of imperial power it is, Israel in some way, shape, or form, will continue to exist, because its establishment as a formalized nation was specifically so Allied powers post-WW2 had a place to jettison "undesirables" to while forcing Palestinian "undesirables" out, so they had a built in labor and military force to man Israel as an imperial outpost. And when you turn civilian populations against each other, then turn half of them into a military base, and instruct them to "hold the line" against the rest of the world under an imperial framework (under very plausible threat of that same framework being turned against them), then yeah, within one or two generations you have willful and consenting colonial oppressors in the truest sense of an imperial neo-colony.

There is not a ballot that lets you pick the gun boss of the executive branch of guns, who is going to deviate from that model, in some clean & easy hardline way, that every other political power in this country or within its imperial allies will allow to proceed without interference, at this sociopolitical point in time.

I wish there was.

But in the same way that "everything looks like a nail to a hammer," the problem is bigger than a nail, and what we're voting for is a hammer.

It's still a tool. Depending on the force behind or opposing it, a hammer can do a lot, or it can be rendered fucking useless. A hammer can build things or tear things down. A hammer can be part of dismantling an old structure or establishing something new. But you will never tear down the master's house with the master's tools.

Doesn't mean it's not worth voting for a hammer. It's fucking important. It's limited in scope, the conversation is always made out like it's the one biggest and only thing you "need" to engage with politically, when it's very much not the end all or be all. But I'd still rather see if there's a hammer that might be more for me than against me in some kind of way, even if it comes down to "lesser" issues like climate and food related safety regulations, reproductive justice, anti discrimination law, educational access, and union rights, that are also life or death matters for a lot of people.

Obama was, like every US President, a war criminal, a deporter in chief, and so many other things. He was also able to make positive changes despite that. Both things can be true. Because all his scope was, was a fucking hammer. And it is not a bad thing or a moral failure to still pick a hammer less likely to fuck you up, or one less likely to fuck up a whole lotta people who aren't you, just because we acknowledge ceasefire is not actually an issue I get to vote for and win, any more than I got to vote against the genocide to begin with.

That one's gonna have to be a different tool. But abstaining from picking a fucking hammer just means you've decided in advance to be unarmed when other people want to use their hammer against you, and who have you helped with that decision except your own ego?

I don't need to reverse psychologize or play chicken with politicians, and I don't need to play games with my own safety to psych them out when there's actually pretty basic social media psy ops people are falling for every day just saying that none of it matters anyway. When that's an awful lot of effort and an awful lot of money spent on something that apparently doesn't matter... when if it also doesn't matter, what's five minutes to just do the thing, then, since it shouldn't matter either way?

I don't need to entertain or humor the idea that I'm even engaging on that level. I don't give a shit if the politician has faith in me. I don't give a shit about your nihilism. I definitely don't give a FUCK about anybody selling the idea that I should give up some scrap of agency in terms of voting to... prove a point about somebody else's career insecurity. It's not a game.

I don't need to act above being earnest about myself and my community or above caring. I give a fuck and will continue to do so.

So if I have shitty option A or shitty option B, it is not weak to choose harm mitigation for yourself and others, or to choose self interest, if that's the only difference between the shitty options. Because ALL these people who can be or will be harmed still matter, and people need to start acting like it. And then you keep it pushing and REMAIN politically engaged & active BEYOND this bullshit the other 364 days of the year. Y'all getting too lost in the sauce for me. Pick your hammer, then continue the rest of the fucking fight, and pick up a new weapon when the hammers are useless.

while i completely agree with your assessment of realistically what a trump vs harris presidency will look like, i think the issue me and a lot of other leftists have is that there is no need to tell people (and effectively tell harris) that oh ofc we are gna vote for her despite these issues because trump is THAT bad and if you say you don't want to vote for her because her party is pro-war, pro-genocide, then you are condemning americans to a trump presidency. we know trump is worse! i don't want him to win AT ALL, but why would harris even consider even changing the language she is using (i'm looking at the absolutely stupid speech she was giving in michigan, given the large arab & muslim-american population there and given its a battleground state) if she thinks she is going to win on a not-trump basis? i know who i'm voting for on nov 5th if it comes down to it, but we need the democrats to THINK they are going to lose until the very last minute, we need them to feel like they can't just rely on being the lesser of two evils if we want any chance of a shift on palestine. because they very well might lose, for this exact reason (and i'm speaking again more to the votes of the arab & muslim-american population which is far more demographically meaningful than the votes of leftists) and if that happens, they have no one to blame but themselves.

So I'm going to tell you something important: You don't have the leverage you think you have.

Political campaigns are a machine that's been operating the same way for a long time on the Democratic side. The Republicans may have abandoned a lot of the old ways of doing things, but the Democratic party hasn't. And you've got people running these campaigns who are steeped in the "wisdom" of how you win.

And when a block of voters says they're not going to vote for their candidate, they tend to believe them. So they decide to go court the people who they think will vote for them. That's why you've seen the Harris campaign trying to court moderate Republicans who might be iffy on voting for Trump a third time.

Right now one of the reasons Netanyahu is refusing to commit to a cease fire is because he thinks Trump can win. If Trump wins, he has no reason to ever agree to one. One of the reasons he thinks Trump can win is because the polling is so close.

If you want to know why they've gone to the right recently, it's because they think they've lost the left. And since a lot of those leftists are claiming there's a line in the sand that they don't have the power to appease (because -- again -- they can't get Netanyahu to do shit right now), they're going to go for the centrist Republicans.

Also, there seems to be this weird notion that the only way to move the Democrats is during the election. That's not how you move people. You keep pressuring them during their term and it works. Like Biden is continuing to work on forgiving student debt even though he doesn't have an election ahead of him. Because they know that what he does reflects on the future of the party. Voting doesn't end this game, it's the start of it.

But none of it will matter if Trump wins.

[sexynetra]

Oh she looks so pussy

[felinoir]

tag drop 4.

[sanguinir]

tag drop 3 / xxx

[astonmartinii]

girl, so confusing | max verstappen social media au

pairing: max verstappen x fem norris!reader

will "norstappen" will work it out on the remix?

note: obvs everything here is hearsay and all a big fat joke i am just venting my frustrations with whatever the fuck lando just said after that race

MASTERLIST | TIP JAR |

- part of the brother's best friend series -

yourusername

liked by charles_leclerc, oscarpiastri and 783,049 others

tagged: maxverstappen1

yourusername: we don't just let people by because we have a big lead in the championship (that's actually how you end up with a big lead) btw.

view all comments

user5: WELCOME BACK OUTWARDLY BITCHY Y/N I'VE MISSED YOU

user6: the atmosphere shifted, my skin has cleared and the birds are singing

user7: i didn't think it would be against her own brother BUT WE'LL TAKE WHAT WE CAN GET

maxverstappen1: can you do all my media for me - you give a lot better sound bites than i ever could

yourusername: all my sound bites would be completely unusable

yourusername: cause if they thought you had a potty mouth oh boy they have another thing coming

danielricciardo: it's true i was around her when she stubbed her toe once, it was like shakespeare but concerning

alexalbon: or that one referee against chelsea, i've never heard so many creative insults

maxverstappen1: okay but my thoughts exactly

yourusername: twitter would cancel me baby

maxverstappen1: everyone wants cunty f1 back until i make contact and you ... open your mouth?

user8: not like all of lando's friends either being in the likes or the comments

user9: bro is fighting for his life in the GC after that press run

user10: i think y/n got all the sass cause lando that was not the diva statement you thought it was

landonorris: before you delete i already sent it to mum

yourusername: i'm not deleting it you big baby you gotta stand on your words bro

landonorris: nuh uh

yourusername: i can feel you pouting YOUR 24 YEARS OLD

landonorris: but i'm still your baby brother

yourusername: not with this PR strategy

landonorris: MAX WAS IN THE WRONG

yourusername: 1. i watched the ten laps before lando i'm not dumb 2. i support his rights and wrongs 3. you still won driver of the day and i thought that's what meant the most to you

user11: oh she gagged him

user12: can we get a rupaul's drag race reading challenge in f1 but it's just y/n reading the drivers PLEASE

charles_leclerc: literally all you have to do is spend 10 minutes with her in the paddock

maxverstappen1

liked by charles_leclerc, yourusername and 1,304,599

tagged: yourusername

maxverstappen1: still got my favourite norris on side and that's all that matters

view all comments

user13: someone check on lando cause DIVA IS DOWN

user14: diva is dead and buried at this point

user15: they're dancing on diva's grave

landonorris: DO YOU PEOPLE MIND ???

maxverstappen1: who is this random fan in my comments?

landonorris: i'm definitely not a fan of yours after this weekend

maxverstappen1: oh then let me add you to my block list

charles_leclerc: i thought unfollowing each other after a race in austria was our thing max :(

maxverstappen1: yes that's why i'm going to block him not just unfollow

charles_leclerc: oh good 😊

yourusername: and that's why i'm ready to get rid of the name altogether

maxverstappen1: i think you suit verstappen so much more anyway

yourusername: i'm ready when you are

landonorris: really? ENGAGEMENT TALK ON A POST THAT DISSES ME

yourusername: a diss? you don't want your sister to be happy? or am i not your sister anymore since max isn't your friend anymore?

landonorris: IT WAS ONE QUOTE LIKE TEN MINUTES AFTER BEING CRASHED OUT OF THE LEAD

yourusername: * second-place

landonorris: STOP IT

yourusername: don't dish it if you can't take it buddy

user16: not this brocedes era for max and lando

yourusername: @lewishamilton @nicorosberg i am so sorry they're minimising your trauma like this

user17: so real of you

yourusername

liked by alexalbon, maxverstappen1 and 934,098 others

tagged: maxverstappen1 & landonorris

yourusername: when you forgot that you invited your boyfriend to stay at the family home before the british grand prix and arranged a big family dinner and the flight back to england and your boyfriend and brother decide to try and kill each other in the race and have now 'ended' their friendship.... relatable!

view all comments

user21: the footage... GIVE IT TO ME, SHOW IT TO ME RACHEL

yourusername: most excruiting three hours of my life boys are so dramatic

user22: shock horror mad max and norrif are holding grudges

yourusername: IF i didn't have the patience of a saint i would've gone mad max on their asses and mclaren would've been down a driver

user23: out here threatening the victim and not the aggressor

yourusername: now why would i attack my trophy husband?

landonorris: i didn't make the plane ride awkward HE MADE THE PLANE RIDE AWKWARD

yourusername: we tried to nap but the heat from your death glare kept us up

landonorris: THAT'S NOT MY FAULT

yourusername: it's kind of expressly your fault, you could've taken your anger out on a pillow or a 12 piece wing meal like a normal person

landonorris: max's jet doesn't offer wings

maxverstappen1: get your own jet then

yourusername: @ryanair we have a new customer for you

landonorris: NO I'M SORRY

maxverstappen1: finally

landonorris: just for your jet not having wings, you're still the one in the wrong overall

user24: i fear lando may not see his sister back in the mclaren garage for the rest of the season

user25: i mean she looks better in blue anyway

liked by maxverstappen1

oscarpiastri: can we please move on lando your attitude is stinking up the gaff

landonorris: 1. wtf osc you're meant to be on my side 2. where the fuck did you learn that

oscarpiastri: while you've been sulking in your childhood bedroom i've been taking in the normal norris hospitality

yourusername: he'll get over it he did this all the time when we were younger - he'll come back and join when dinner is finished

landonorris: TELL MAX TO APOLOGISE

yourusername: i guess you don't want any of these profiteroles then ...

maxverstappen1: i'm eating them all lol

landonorris: FINE GOD DAMN

landonorris

liked by yourusername, maxverstappen1 and 1,674,099 others

tagged: maxverstappen1 & yourusername

landonorris: i think i just got gentle parented (brought matching jellycats) into forgiving max

view all comments

user28: about fucking time

user29: baby had his first real dose of wheel to wheel racing for a win and wanted to throw away a friendship

user30: good thing his sister never knows when to shut the fuck up and humbled these men cause lord knows without her lando would still be chatting shit in the media

yourusername: someones got to make sure lando doesn't embarrass himself (idk where his PR department went but mclaren need to run me my money)

maxverstappen1: girl, so confusing when you literally forget all about it as soon as we got you the jellycat you wanted

landonorris: i am a little brother first and foremost

yourusername: hard on the little you've been acting like a whole ass five year old

landonorris: have you ever thought that maybe i'm acting out because i miss you now you've moved in with max and wanted matching jellycats so we always have a part of each other??

yourusername: awww really???

maxverstappen1: that's actually kind of cute

maxverstappen1: and a hunk of BULLSHIT

landonorris: FINE I'M PETTY BUT I WANTED TO WIN SUE ME

maxverstappen1: well i also wanted to win so that's not the serve you think it is

yourusername: you only 'forgave' him because you saw that max was playing padel with charles

landonorris: umm yes obviously, i can't let lestappen be a real thing

yourusername: why not that's literally my dream threesome

yourusername: WHAT WHO SAID THAT

yourusername: lando i think your comment section is haunted

charles_leclerc: well i'm ... flattered

landonorris: you can have lestappen you weirdo

maxverstappen1: @charles_leclerc stop being flattered i don't share

yourusername: heheheheh

landonorris: that much is obvious... you couldn't let me win once?

maxverstappen1: no!

yourusername: no!

fin: here's a lil quick one today cause i had some free time! i am working on guilty as sin p4 but i'm so so so busy and i do be going to silverstone on wednesday xx hope you enjoyed !!!

[chumchunom]

ben is kinda terrible at this game hhhh