#ruoska :D

[mitamicah]

On your knees >:3

[omppupiiras]

it's mother's day in the UK today - can I get a flower from my cornpea son please? Or even Ruoska K? 🥺👉👈

You have no idea the scream I let out when I saw him <3

here's a whole bouquet! 💐

[greencitrusfruitseeds]

Hello! This is the first post I’ve made besides reposting some stuff :)))

Anyways, I have a small collection of ideas that I don’t have time and skill to do, so I’m just going to post them here and then people can use them as they want!

All of the ideas are centered around Jere with different people, but feel free to change the ships as you like :D

I’m probably going to post more ideas as they come (This is not me trying to force people into writing, if you like the idea and want to write it then I’d love to read your stuff, so please tag me in anything IF YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE doing it :))))

- Jere is a cheerleader with an eating disorder at Bojan’s school, Jere falls unconscious during practice and Bojan runs over to ‘save’ him. Bla bla bla, they become friends, Bojan finds out about the eating disorder (maybe Jere vomiting his lunch) Bojan pressures Jere to eat healthy, Jere gets kicked off the cheer team because of his weight gain, and then I don’t know what’s gonna happen

- Bojan and Jere as Alpha and Omega captured in a fighting ring Bojan captured first and Jere going to get him out. ‘Jere get out of here! GET OUT!! RUN!!’ Jere whined ‘but-‘ ‘FUCKING RUN’

- Jere as a schizophrenic

- Jere gets harassed for being gay, he meets Bojan who is comfortable in his own skin. They have an argument and Jere calls him a fairy. Bojan is sad, but learns him to be comfortable and they fvck :))

- Bojan can’t wake Jere up during a house fire

They go to the hospital (Jere inhaled too much smoke so he passed out)

- Bojan is scared of his feelings towards Jere, so he says the most hurtful thing he can think of.

- Jere is deathly afraid of water and gets pushed in a pool at a party, Bojan jumps in to save him

- Jere is a werewolf living in a world where every werewolf has been eradicated. He’s saved up countless of pills to keep him from transforming. He meets Bojan, they get comfortable with each other quickly and he tells Bojan about his struggles.

- Jere gets stabbed by Tommy at a vinyl signing or smth, he gets paranoid and locks himself inside his home in fear of Tommy.

- Jere is owned by somebody, (I don’t know who yet) and feels as is he’s worth nothing without this person by his side

- Jere’s boyfriend is narcissistic and is convinced that Jere is the one who needs to change in their relationship. Bojan, Jure, Kris, Jan and Nace can only watch as Jere becomes a shell of his former self

- Jere is sold to Bojan’s stripclub from his old dodgy place that clearly mistreated him since he’s afraid of everyone and everything, but even then he refuses to not do his job and goes through with backstage visits even though it’s uncomfortable. Bojan notices and helps him. They build up a relationship and they fall in loove~ awww

- ‘Obsessed’

- Bojan ‘doesn’t’ like boys, so when Jere confesses to him ‘I can’t love you!’ ‘I’m not lazy like you, boys like boys and girls like girls it’s easier’

- Jere is used for experimentation, Bojan is a worker

- Bojan and Jere broke up. Jere is coming home from a long day at work and Bojan is just sitting on his couch, drunk out of mind, he forgot that him and Jere broke up

- Somebody gets dared to date Jere, and he is absolutely crushed when he finds out

- Jere is some kind of monster (Ruoska J) and Bojan is scared of him, horrified, and Jere doesn’t know why.

(These are just my silly ideas, feel free to interpret them as you want or message me if you���re unsure of something :D)

My Ao3 is Lime_Seeds

[sakkigami]

WAIT DO U LIKE KÄÄRIJÄ 👀

i didnt know who he was til this ask 👀not my style but hes good

im assuming ure asking cuz of my reblogs, but i reblog any art i love i dont even know 80% of what it is LOL

[zefly]

My recap of the Paris gig 😗

_ I arrived at 9am for the queue, it was nice to finnaly see other Kaareelyt ^^ thanks to @duekko for the fanart !! And i got so many bracelet xD

_ The gig was in a bar and the staff let us in at, if i remember, 3pm ? So we were able to wait inside confortably ^^ that was really cool

_ We saw the K crew going back from their eiffel tower photoshoot (and at first i thought that Mr Bodyguard was followed by two children 😆 but it was Kä and Hä lol they are really tiny when they are with Mr Bodyguard lol)

_ We were able to see the songs and lights tests (i was a little bit scared because when Jukka tried his guitar i felt the windows shake 😆 i was like "will i survive the gig tonight ?" because i'm not used to loud music and flashlight ^^)

_ AND THEN KÄ AND HÄ WENT TO US WITH MR BODYGUARD AND JESSE AND TALK WITH US FOR LIKE 20MN !!! That was so surreal 😆 they were so kind and funny :3 Jere with his "You want drink ? Yes ? Vodka ? Ok 😃 !" and then he paid for all the drinks lol we were i think 20 or 25 at this moment ^^ and then we were served by Hä and Jesse ^^ nice nice nice

_ Jere asked us if it was our first gig so i was like "yeaaaah 😄 " and he said to me "i hope you'll like it 😊 " so i said "oh yes i will " xD

_ I don't remember all of the things we talked about but i have a little video of the moment ^^ Jere speak about "Pooland" lol and that he don't have the choice of the country for the tour :/ and he said that he was really happy to go again on small stage and to be able to spend some time with the fans (if i remember well lol) there was so many things that happen to him last year and it was exhausting for him because he didn't have time for himself etc etc i remember that Jesse shush him many time and it was funny xD it was like Jere said thing like "yeah i think we will sing two new songs tonight" and then Jesse shush him (i don't remember well lol). Someone asked if Erika will be there for the gig and he said "Erika who? lol i don't know her 😁" xD so the person said something like "what about Herika then?" and Jere was like "ahah yes yes Herika 😁" lol

_ Funny thing i just remembered: when Jere was talking with us there were an old lady who wanted to go the bathroom so she needed to pass in front of Jere and she was like "Time's up time's up!" And Jere was like "watafak 😅" that was really funny lol

_ And then finally the gig !! I was in the front row (Jukka side :3) and it was so perfect (nobody pushing others etc etc ! Really nice ^^) it was really impressive to finally hear Kä in live !! Like when i heard Jukka do his solo i was like "wooow ok that's... woow"! And i was really glad that i did'nt have any problem at all with the loud music and flashlights :D

_ I understand why you all want to see Jere on stage xD this guy knows what he's doing :o and the new songs are sooooo soooo cool !!! We had "Bananas" for the first time ^^. And "sex=money" is really a banger !!! Woow !!!

_ We got Paidaton riehuja !! And of course our dear Goddess Erika Vikman for Ruoska (OMG she is so awesome 😳)

_ Jere was soooo soooo happy i thought he was crying of happiness at the end of the gig :3 baby !! It's so great to see him happy like this ^^ he's living his best life !! At the end many of us makes semi-hearts with our hands and Jere makes the other half ☺️ (so i was touched a little by Jeresus 🫶)

_ When the gig finished we made some art on the tourbus :3 Jesse was like "wtf does that mean 🧐" because there were words in french eheh

_ i am soooo happy of this experience !!! I hope i can see Jere again on stage in the future :3

[krawallschachtel]

Aaah the Käärijä Gig in Hamburg was SO. MUCH. FUN!! I was dancing the whole time and literally went feral during ruoska haha the mosh pits were so good and @mitamicah was the most amazing Häärijä 2.0 :D I also met some cool people there and we were delusional together about Joost or Bojan being there haha

[lintubintu]

Someone did a remix of Bombfunk MC´s Freestyler with Ruoska :D

[deltastorm101]

shuffle your favorite playlist and post the first five songs that come up. then copy/paste this ask to your favorite mutuals <3

owo alright let's do this, i'll just do my ongoing yearly playlist creatively called january - december 2024 :D

helvíti - hatari, svarti laxness because i am so back in my hatari era, did you know svarti laxness was a pseudonym for their new lead screamer davið, they made this song with him years ago

ruoska - käärijä, erika vikman because käärijä is my MAN and i'm secretly hoping for a new song that goes back to his roots a bit? nevertheless this song slaps

bounce - THIRST because i went through a bit of a phonk phase at the beginning of the year

thousand pound butterfly - machine girl because of my recent neon white obsession

my barn my rules - MCR-T & horsegiirL because it goes hard

[trickerys-domain]

Tagged by @rbf451 thank you! I love song games so this should be fun.

rules: pick a song for every letter of your url and tag that many people

t - The Take Over, The Breaks Over - Fall Out Boy

r - Release the Kraken - Ninja Sex Party

i - I Want To Live (lyrics version) - BG3 Soundtrack

c - Closer - Nine Inch Nails

k - Kykakacha - Otyken

e - Every Time We Touch - cover by Dan Avidan for the TOUCHSTARVED soundtrack

r - Ruoska - Käärijä & Erika Vikman

y - Ylivoimainen - Kuumaa

s - Sharks Love Blood - Blind Channel

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d - Dancing on the Ceiling - Lionel Ritchie

o - Ovunque Serai - Irama

m - Murder on the Dancefloor - Sophie Ellis-Bextor

a - After Midnight - Chappell Roan

i - It's a Shame - Hayes Carll

n - Night Crawling - Miley Cyrus & Billy Idol

Tagging with no pressure: @bisonaari @kjrjava @mynerdyoutlet @zomb1edude @kellerybird @gettin-nakie-outside @snootchie-bootchies @mayrose125 @keldeer @sarcasmchandlerbing @sunshineintomyveins @hugtheboyinthebluehoodie @wikipedie @rushman2-0 @theevilesteviled and anyone else who wants to! Love you all!

[harmlessdevil]

the letter r gave me a little trouple.

H - Hautalinnut (CMX) A - Ajurin ruoska (Timo Rautiainen & Trio Niskalaukaus) R - Resonance (HOME) M - My Leather, My Fur, My Nails (Stepdad) L - The Logical Song (Supertramp) E - Earthrise (Haken) S - Song of the Forlorn Son (Insomnium) S - Safe and Sound (Capital Cities) D - Deep Peace (Devin Townsend) E - End Of The Affair (Ben Howard) V - Vart jag mig i världen vänder (Den svenska björnstammen) I - Intomesee (Diablo) L - Lost Horse (Asaf Avidan)

i will only tag one. and it shall be @amekustreet do if you want to. if i had the motivation i would have tagged random users with the longest usernames on this site.

rules: pick a song for each letter of your url and tag that many people

Subliminal What Kind of Man Everything She Wants Everytime We Touch Telephone Odds Are Reaper Accidentally In Love Nachde Ne Saare Great DJ Emperor's New Clothes Psychosocial Outside Pretty Girls Toothbrush Alcohol Remedy Toxic

I don't have that many mutuals @alenkorra @badgermolebender @biconickyoshi @lokfeedsthegays @kjthenbee @mellyoraa @ozais-lobotomist @korrasamibottles @assignedpeanutallergyatbirth @appalesbian @thewhorradora @tallanastyflorida @snapcracklepop15 @starshinemaiden sorry if any of you have already done this

[mitamicah]

A bit more of the Ruoska outfit for today :3

[omppupiiras]

I was curious what my personal ranking from last night ended up being so here it is :D

ruoska hirttää kiinni CCC orchestal ver CCC encore mic mac & CCC with dancers viulunkieli rock rock välikuolema & icip paidaton riehuja urheilujätkä kiertävä sirkus HHH fantastista auto jää intro morgan kovis klo23

kovis & klo23 get no rights from me 🙊 and ruoska is my winner forever and always <3

& my scoresheet with my super duper thought out rankings under the cut

I think I could have made my cunty points more varied but I figured damn, I can't fault his performance for any of the songs, even the ones that I don't like 😆

it was super interesting to find out what the final result was though :D We all love Käärijä's music but even then we have very different (& strong) feelings about certain songs lol

[rosetta-j-stone]

Thanks for the tag @s4pphic-sh3nan1gans : D

Kuumilla hiilillä - Robin Packalen

Latest banger Tuhoaisti by Kuumaa

Rim tim tagi dim by Baby Lasagna

Boj by Siddharta

Ruoska by Käärijä and Erika Vikman

...also yeah I'm gonna be that person and say that the song I'm currently working on (single #3!!) is one I'm also enjoying right now ; )

... and I tag @chaoticbitheatrekid, @ravensofskyhold, @aeolianblues, @honhonpoutine and @signoraviolettavalery

tagged by @watchingthecredits to post five song i've been enjoying recently! but starting a new post cos the old was was too laggy hehe

1 - come out and play by the offspring

2 - angie by bert jansch

3 - last night i dreamt that somebody loved me by the smiths (strangeways version)

4 - idioteque by radiohead

5 - ascension by the tear garden

@cherries-or-peaches @beelzzzebub @chronically-enthusiastic @catholickedd @anemoia-blue @sort-of-dying @agoodpairofsocks and anyone else who wants too!! no pressure at all, of course

[lovemesomesurveys]

Do you like using earbuds or traditional headphones? Earbuds.

Have you ever heard of the band Kataklysm? Nope.

Would you ever take a trip to Florida? Yeah, I’d love to go to Disney World and check out the beaches as well.

What do you do when you can’t seem to sleep? Every night I listen to/watch ASMR, scroll through Tumblr, do surveys, and watch TV until I go to sleep.

Do you like crab legs? If so, which type is your favorite? No.

What would you do if I were in your house right now? >:D Uh, that sounds creepy.

How do you handle writer’s block? I’m not a writer.  Define metal. (The music genre, not the element. >.>) Nah.

Have you ever tried Nutella? It’s like sex in a jar. No lie. I wasn’t impressed.

When people ‘copy’ you, do you tend to feel more flattered or annoyed? Ha, no one copies me.

Who’s better: Journey or Foreigner? I like some songs from each. 

What’s your favorite kind of juice? I don’t like juice.

Go ahead; give me your best pick-up line. I don’t use pickup lines.

Have you ever attempted to speak Korean? Nope.

Who/what can always brighten up your day? C: My doggo.

Do you think someone has feelings for you right now? No one has romantic feelings for me.

Have you ever used Google Translate? Yeah.

Do your gums ever bleed when you brush your teeth? It’s happened before.

Which is harder: rejecting someone or being rejected? Both suck. When you’re the one rejected you feel rejection, which sucks. But rejecting someone sucks, too, cause you don’t want to hurt them. Especially if you’ve been rejected before cause then you know it feels.

Is it easy for you to look past certain flaws people may have? I mean, depends what the flaws are?

Spray tans generally make people look like Oompa Loompas. Fact or fiction? Not when done right.

What was the last thing you cooked on the grill? I don’t cook on the grill.

Tell me something interesting in another language. Nah.

What color is your shampoo bottle? Red.

Is there a certain brand of eyeliner you prefer? (If you wear it, that is.) CoverGirl is the one I used most.

Are you any good at arm-wrestling? No.

Do your initials spell out any cool words? Nope.

If I were to hand you the keys to a brand new Camaro, would you be excited? I can’t drive, so it’d do me no good.

What’s your favorite Medieval torture device? (If you have one, that is.) Uh, I don’t have a favorite torture device...

Have you ever had a VampireFreaks account? No.

Tell me about the funniest commercial you’ve ever seen. *shrug*

Are you any good at painting nails? I can’t paint nails for shit. I always screw them up somehow. T.T Yeah, I suck at it as well.

Would you rather be a zombie pirate or a zombie viking? :D Zombie pirate.

Would you feel comfortable sitting next to a man in a cheese costume? Uhh I guess? I would be thinking “wtf” to myself, though. lol. What was the last thing you gave up on? Myself in a lot of ways. :/

Who/what do you find yourself thinking of most often? Health stuff and life.

Do you talk to your current love interest every day? I don’t have one.

Is it easier for you to forgive or forget? I can forgive, but I never forget.

Do you tend to fall for other guys/girls easily? It’s been a few years since I’ve had feelings for someone... feels like forever. It would feel weird having feelings for someone again.

Have you ever heard of the band Ruoska? No.

How far would you go to help a friend in need? I used to be pretty helpful and wanted to help in any way I could.

Do you believe a woman’s place is in the kitchen? Uh, no.

What all do you know about Mormonism? Not much.

When was the last time you recieved a hand-written letter? Quite a long time ago.

[zefly]

Me finally listening to Ruoska : "oooh that's so nice i love it :D "

My french brain : "eheheh they said saucisson in the chorus"

Me : "no it's not that its ummm... syliäsi sun or something"

My french brain : " saucisson " (sausage)

Me : "..."

My french brain : "s'il y a du saucisson" (if there is sausage)

Me : "shut up brain..."

(Saucisson is a kind of dry sausage in french xD and i'm tired 🥴)

French karyleets ( @pigeonneaux @bisonaari @soizoukoi ) tell me your heard the same please xD maybe i'm the only one lol

[eldritchsurveys]

467.

Do you like using earbuds or traditional headphones? >> I prefer headphones.

Have you ever heard of the band Kataklysm? >> Sure.

Would you ever take a trip to Florida? >> Yep.

What do you do when you can't seem to sleep? >> Read.

Do you like crab legs? If so, which type is your favorite? >> I like them, but I hate cracking them open. I don’t know what the types are...

What would you do if I were in your house right now? >:D >> If anyone was in the apartment right now that wasn’t Sparrow, I’d have them arrested.

How do you handle writer's block? >> I just don’t write until I don’t have a block anymore. I don’t really know what else to do but that.

Define metal. (The music genre, not the element. >.>) >> I don’t want to define the music genre.

Have you ever tried Nutella? It's like sex in a jar. No lie. >> I’ve tried it and I hate it.

When people 'copy' you, do you tend to feel more flattered or annoyed? >> No one “copies” me.

Who's better: Journey or Foreigner? >> I prefer Journey.

What's your favorite kind of juice? >> ---

Go ahead; give me your best pick-up line. >> ---

Have you ever attempted to speak Korean? >> No.

Who/what can always brighten up your day? C: >> ---

Do you think someone has feelings for you right now? >> Apparently.

Have you ever used Google Translate? >> Yeah.

Do your gums ever bleed when you brush your teeth? >> No. They used to a long time ago, but not now.

Which is harder: rejecting someone or being rejected? >> I don’t know.

Is it easy for you to look past certain flaws people may have? >> It depends on whether the flaw in question bothers me personally or not. If it doesn’t, I have no reason to fixate on it.

Spray tans generally make people look like Oompa Loompas. Fact or fiction? >> Dude...

What was the last thing you cooked on the grill? >> ---

Tell me something interesting in another language. >> Nah.

What color is your shampoo bottle? >> The bottle is just like... semi-translucent.

Is there a certain brand of eyeliner you prefer? (If you wear it, that is.) >> Smashbox makes a good one, and I can’t remember the other brands I like. NYX, maybe.

Are you any good at arm-wrestling? >> No.

Do your initials spell out any cool words? >> No.

If I were to hand you the keys to a brand new Camaro, would you be excited? >> No. I can’t even drive.

What's your favorite Medieval torture device? (If you have one, that is.) >> The rack.

Have you ever had a VampireFreaks account? >> Yeah, I was on VF for years.

Tell me about the funniest commercial you've ever seen. >> Whatever it was, I can’t remember it now.

Are you any good at painting nails? I can't paint nails for shit. I always screw them up somehow. T.T >> I’m good at painting my own.

Would you rather be a zombie pirate or a zombie viking? :D >> I’d rather not be a zombie, period. But I’d rather be a viking than a pirate.

Would you feel comfortable sitting next to a man in a cheese costume? >> As long as he wasn’t bothering me, whatever. And as long as the costume didn’t also smell like cheese.

Do you believe in the Law of Attraction? >> I’m not actually sure what that is.

What was the last thing you gave up on? >> I don’t know.

Who/what do you find yourself thinking of most often? >> ---

Do you talk to your current love interest every day? >> ---

Is it easier for you to forgive or forget? >> I like to forget. Forgetting is good.

Do you tend to fall for other guys/girls easily? >> No.

Have you ever heard of the band Ruoska? >> No.

How far would you go to help a friend in need? >> I don’t know.

Do you believe a woman's place is in the kitchen? >> No.

What all do you know about Mormonism? >> Not much. I’m vaguely aware of how it got started and some of the moral standards or whatever, but nothing especially detailed.

When was the last time you recieved a hand-written letter? >> ---