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Danny covered his nose with his hand. Where ever he landed smelled absolutely foul, like rotten fruit and burning tires mixed with chem lab.
"Remind me to bring a face mask the next time I explore the Infinite Realms." He muttered, before kicking a soda can down the alley he was in and being repulsed by the squelch sound it made when it came into contact with a very questionable looking puddle, "Better yet, a gas mask." He glanced at the puddle again, "Or I could go full Hazmat." Clockwork had told him this world was full of superheros and villians and to steer clear of it, but once he learned there were aliens in this world he couldn't help himself. Danny had always been weak to his curiosity, but he liked to believe he was cautious, and chose to stay in his Phantom for for added protection.
Turning on his heel he exited onto a deserted street lined on one side by a chain-link fence. The sky above him was filled with clouds so ominous and dark that Danny honestly couldn't tell you if it was night or day, all he knew was that it was going to rain soon and hopefully these awful smells would be drowned out by the downpour.
Danny got his wish only minutes later. Thankfully Phantom was unbothered by the cold and could just bask in the rain as it fell apon him. A lesser known fact about ghosts is that thier clothes are made from thier ectoplasm and are part of thier bodies, much like a second layer of skin, so one would be able to feel things on thier clothes as easily as they would with thier bare skin. The level of sensitivity varies with the type of clothing however. All this to say Danny loved the feeling of the rivulets of rainwater traveling down his ghostly hazmat suit.
He was so preoccupied with enjoying the sensation that he didn't notice anything was wrong until he was jolted forward from the weight of someone landing on his back. The person was quick and precise, taking no time at all to have his wrists pinned behind his back and- weirdly enough- thier teeth digging into the material around his neck.
His parents designed the Hazmat suit Danny was wearing not only to deal with dangerous chemicals, but to fight supernatural foes. The area around the neck was reinforced with the intention of protecting against fatal gunshots and decapitations so naturally someone's jaw wasn't going to be enough to break through to his neck.
Danny let out a laugh as the person kept chewing on his neck like a confused puppy. Oh, Danny thought, they've gone feral. It was odd for someone to go feral but it could occur when a person has gone through something traumatic recently or through extreme stress. It made sense since the person ridding piggy back on him was dressed like a superhero. Danny wondered if that was why the person didn't have a scent. Danny learns facepalmed when he remembered that scentblockers existed and not everyone's scent dramatically changed whenever they went out as a hero. The scent change was probably one of the few things that have kept him alive up to this point to be honest.
"So, I guess you're not going to tell me why you're chewing on my neck like the worlds most pathetic vampire, are you?" No one deserves that title more than the fruitloop to be honest. He made a mental note to use that one against Vlad the next time he saw him.
Chewy whined at this, seeming to slump a bit from the apparent failure to bite him. What was that about? Was this actually a vampire? How would a vampire even react to Dannys ecto-blood combo meal anyway? Would it be like food poisoning? Or would it taste amazing from one undead to another. "I'm not exactly human, are you sure you wanna bite me? I might not taste so good." Danny warned, but the moment he mentioned letting the person bite him they were eager again.
Danny chuckled and unzipped the material only a bit before it was loose enough to move out of the way. The vampires bite came with a sharp pain like he expected but there was no suction. No drinking of blood. Just some weirdo biting Danny on the neck. Huh.
Danny hoped he didn't get rabies from this.
He must have accidentally said that out loud as there was a small laugh from the rooftops above them. There stood another person in a superhero outfit with some really tall dude dressed as a giant bat, and that was when Danny decided to bail. It was one thing to let a maybe vampire bite you in a random street in the middle of the night but more of them? And ones a big scary furry? Hard pass.
Phantom did as Phantoms do and went invisible and intangible, escaping from Biteys jaws and startling the heros. He ignored the distressed whine Munchy let out after loosing their spookyest chew toy and quickly rubbed the scent gland near dannys jaw on the top of thier head as an act of comfort before bolting.
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Danny poked at the bite mark on his neck. Screw rabies, he better not get turned into a werewolf. He didn't need that on top of his ghostly crap. Sam seemed fascinated by the mark, after all, it wasn't every day that Danny got a scar, especially one so obvious. Most injuries heal quickly and leave no trace of him ever being injured in the first place which helped a lot in keeping his secret identity.
Luckily Danny hadn't needed to lie to mom and dad. He truthfully told them about some wierdo jumping off of a nearby rooftop and plunging thier teeth into his neck and that two other people had tried to corner him during this. He assured his mom that he had gotten away quickly but was a little shaken by it and his dad praised him for being brave and managing to escape.
That was nice. But he still had to figure out what was up with this bite...and why he felt so compelled to go back to that city.
Back to that hero.
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Aka an A/B/O au where in Danny's universe all the Alphas are extinct and the betas followed soon after and the DC universe all the Omegas went extinct and betas followed after . Not like a "they finally went extinct in the 1700s after centuries of thier numbers dwindling" thing and became a myth/fairytale (tho I like that too) but a "this might be the missing link between cave men and modern humans" kinda thing.
Its up to you which bat bit Danny and exactly what that means. I love abo aus without smut cause there's so much potential for chaos and I am very much ace.
#dp x dc#fanfiction prompts#prompts#abo#everyone is confused and no one has answers#i would however like some slowburn romance#whichever bat you choose is going to get teased forever for running up to some random meta and biting the crap outta them#i tricked yall into reading an abo prompt didnt i?#i slept little over an hour last night so i woke up choosing violence#its been a very bad day#the store didnt have a lot of the stuff i needed to buy and on the walk home i saw an older kitten that looked kinda like my cat get hit#the car didnt even stop. poor thing got hit by the next car too and i just stared and it started raining like a freaking movie moment#tw: animal death#tw for the tags#so i got new trauma today#gonna make that everyone elses problem#a/b/o dynamics#kinda#just wanted to add the tag incase yall have it filtered
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#now if you could please excuse me#i need to go run myself over with my car#gif#animatedtext#yellow#purple
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A reminder that some of you guys only use LGBT activism to shit on religious people and do exactly no activism whatsoever if you can't use it to be anti-theist. Some of you will have no problems harassing and being racist and homophobic to queer people if they're religious.
#op is a bisexual aroacespec christian and will run you over with a fucking car if you clown in my notes#to the trans person who called me a nazi and said that i would get killed and raped the last time i made this post go fuck urself idgaf#queer discourse#lgbt discourse#theism#religion#religious#queer religion#queer christian#lgbtq#lgbtqia#lgbt religion#religious discourse#anti anti theism
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@naffeclipse Hi Naff thank you for creating this character
#my art#sleuth jesters#cw gun#cw blood#sorry for tagging you in a shitpost(again)#he’s an amazing villain#which means I can love him but that doesn’t stop me from running him over with a car#I’m rereading sleuth jesters bc of blood stained fool
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#why did i do this#homestuck#homestuck cherub#caliborn#how can you expect to outrun me#when I am already here#caliborn homestuck#alreadypilled heremaxxing#I want to run him over in my car#art#digital art#homestuck character#draw them pregnant#Homestuck fanart#i love homestuck
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i really want a story in which tim and lois get up to snoopery, sneakery, spying, and shenanigans together. i don't have a plot for this yet but i want it so bad. lois would be such an enabler to tim and i want to see it!!!! they're both nosy little bastards with an inability to stay in their own lanes (ha) or to sit idly by when they perceive they can do something about a problem!! i need them to get up to something together...
#my vision is that tim interns with lois for a semester or something and there's so much office gossip bc lois NEVER takes interns#they meet tim and he seems like a polite nice little guy. unassuming. what did lois make an exception for him for???#and then toyman sends a small army of toy soldiers with real guns into a shopping mall and lois goes CMON TIM and tim.#instead of going YOU WANT TO RUN INTO THE MIDDLE OF IT???#goes Let's take my car it'll get us there faster!!!#and cat grant and jimmy olsen just stare at each other over the coffeemaker for a minute and then (in very different tones of voice)#just say in unison ''oh boy. there's two of them...''#rimi talks#tim#lois#ft. background kon and clark going hmm. two of them. yup there they go. should we--? yeah probably okay let's go
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-and then i fuck the sandwich press! With what, you ask? Whell its’ simple, my panini-nis 😏👍🏻
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Okay so i have been. Getting into Mob Psycho in a TOTALLY NORMAL and NON OBSESSIVE WAY
Anyways i love them and i was thrilled to find out others ship them. So behold. Them.
#yes i know theyre 15 but istg#im literally in that age range and i can tell you no 15 year old looks like that#so i aged em up#anyways their dynamic is impeccanle i love them#i thinn Musashi looooves Tenga’s mangaka work#but it takes a long time for Tenga to feel safe enough to open up#oh and you’d best bet that Tenga painted that black tank top for him#this was just an excuse to dress em up#mob psycho 100#tengouda#musashi goda#goda musashi#tenga onigawara#onigawara tenga#my art#art#drawing#kinda messy idk i procrastinated a lot#ALSO MOB JUST GOT RUN OVER BY A CAR. WHAT .#mp100#fanart#ship
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Hello! I love your ORV posting. I do have an embarrassing question; can I ask how heartbreaking the ending is? I've tried reading it a large number of times, but have had trouble getting past the chapters in the 300s; I'll reread it up til that point over and over again, but can't continue. Not because I don't enjoy it, but because I get so swept away by the emotions, and all the characters go through is agonizing. I know it's not real! But my heart aches all the same, in a way I've never experienced this with a novel before, and I feel like a child LOL (It's also extremely funny-frustrating because I realize how thematic this is to the story itself). I'm not worried about the characters Kim Dokja is fighting for, but given the patterns in the story and how it seems to be told, I'm too afraid to keep going. I know I could just look it up, but at the same time, I don't want to spoil all the mysteries; just if my heart can rest easy. TLDR, if it's not too spoilery, is there any light for kim dokja in the ending? or is it a tragedy through & through?
(If this is a dumb question, please feel free to ignore this)
oh boy anon, I've been sitting on this ask for a hot second because it's hard to answer! so I will attempt to talk around it in a way that will hopefully (?) avoid spoilers
as I see it, the nature of orv's ending (broadly writ) is additionally complicated by the fact that there are approximately four(ish) endings:
1) the ending at chapter 516
2 + 3) the ending(s) at chapter 551
4?) the side stories
the ending at chapter 516
this is probably what many people would characterize as BE, but I'd personally compare it to the ending of my love, my life, 《琅琊榜》 Nirvana in Fire, in that the ending may be "sad" (broad air quotes to vague-ify whatever "sad" entails) but it feels earned. it feels right. it feels like the logical conclusion of what the entire book was building up to. some may consider it a tragedy, but it's not a hollow, meaningless tragedy — it feels correct. this is the note that the novel officially ends on, but is then over(?)written by the existence of—
the ending(s) at chapter 551
Kim Dokja's Company looks at the ending of ch. 516 and says "aw hell no" and sets out to rewrite that ending. after 35 chapters of epilogue, we've unlocked an OE — an open ending, that concludes the moment before the HE/BE ambiguity will be resolved. schrodinger's ending, except you, the reader, get to choose what you believe — and I do think the epilogues are written beautifully to get you here (they implicate the reader in a wonderful and deeply empathetic way). and from what I've seen, the vast majority of the fandom chooses to take the offered HE option and run with it; everyone lives happily ever after together in a big house, a million domestic post-canon fics will attest. this is the closest, I'd say, that would come answering your question of whether Kim Dokja has light in his future with an emphatic, loving "yes"
(I also think it's worth mentioning that the epilogues add a lot to the story; they fill in narrative lacunae and tie up loose threads that aren't answered in the original 516 chapters, so I don't consider the epilogues as "separate" or "extra." the epilogues aren't a fix-it tacked onto the end of the narrative; they serve and enrich the narrative in a way that would actively reduce the luster of the story if lost)
the side story
a few years down the line, Sing-shong have returned to the text to tie up "a few more loose ends." the side story is currently being serialized, and more or less picks up from where chapter 551 left off. this necessarily chooses among your OE options as detailed above; whether the side story will end happily, or with "light for Kim Dokja," currently remains to be seen as it is still ongoing. I've fallen off the bandwagon and have been meaning to catch up, but from what I've read so far I think the side story is an interesting and worthwhile addition to the text. Sing-shong continue to innovate and develop upon the worldbuilding and narrative they have already created, and we have met a new cast of characters that have rapidly become as dear to us as the old (the old cast of characters are also here, don't worry). if I were a betting person, I would say that the side story is headed in a more-or-less HE direction; the side story is currently engaging with and complicating themes of (self-)identity and (self-)worth through the many lenses of Kim Dokja, and while it remains to be seen how it resolves, I am tentatively optimistic that it will, if nothing else, be satisfying
TL;DR the ending(s) of ORV can be variously construed as HE, BE, or OE, and the elements of tragedy woven into the narrative and characters are inherent to the text. however, no tragedy is meaningless in ORV, and all of the endings feel earned
#if I had to start a coin jar for the number of times I say 'earned' in this post—#idk it feels like the best way to describe it! I can't figure out how else to get at the feeling!#it's the satisfaction of a well-written and well-crafted narrative seen to its end#that also leaves the gaping maw of desperation for more content hhh sing-shong please#let's put it this way: the 516 ending is the source of 95% of people's “I need to run kdj over with a subway car” outpourings#but the epilogues are tremendous. they'll single-handedly rewrite your understanding of the text and characters#well. that was roundabout and ??? levels of spoilers but I hope it answered your question anon!#if you are of the fragile heart disposition then I think I must warn you that you will very probably cry if you finish this text#regardless of how you'd characterize the ending#unfortunately I am of the “if a book doesn't tear my heart out through my throat” disposition so I'm really extra bad at giving vibe checks#on relative levels of tragedy. I want it all. but more specifically I wanted it earned and rich and right#all your stories belong to us#other people feel free to weigh in! I feel like I am uniquely ill-equipped to handle this question hhh
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this whole thing being abt rage is also really interesting. I feel like it comes up so much in fiction as a motive because it's the one emotion that's unifyingly restless while everything else can be petrifying, and just personally nothing hits like impotent rage for me, esp. with teen characters, esp. with characters whose rage is stoked by Someone Else to further that Someone Else's cause. like you'll have done all that in a bout of passion and when you're done you look around you and nothing has changed. those sentiments don't get quelled by being satisfied. righteousness withdrawal is a horrible thing to intentionally drag someone into, least of all just some kids.
#I think Ive brought my personal experience into this whole thing lol but yeah just.#the ratgrinders read so much like radicalization to me. or you know just. high control group recruitment#and I've seen that one time brennan brought up uhhh conservatism? and where people come from with that#that quote of his thats like. before youre a fascist youre a bully. like extreme sentiments take root on specific soils#and that's like a higher level than what we're talking abt here lmao it's fake fantasy high school role playing#but yeah just like. the simultaneous understanding of the grift working on these kids bc they already think a certain way#and also the other part that is no matter what the way that they think is not. conducive to them being happy#like yeah a nasty person is nasty to be around! but that also means they're often isolated#which makes them even easier prey for people who want to use them#fhjy coming out in The Current Climate makes that connection so apparent too lol like#me hearing abt the rage god: oh so like twitter#for the record of course I Dont Know if this is a read that's intended by the show#but it maps well onto my experience with radicalization/decentralized cult#Ive just. been thinking abt the rat grinders in those terms ever since I made the connection#like. you're accomplished and high level and such. is this sustainable? have you done anything For Yourself#or has everything you've done so far been coerced out of you by someone else's sweettalking#anyways if I can run porter cliffbreaker over with a car I would. and I'd reverse on him too#truly thats the highschool trauma as well as the grown man with niblings talking lmao#nothing gets me more mad than a shitty teacher#not art
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thoughts compass are guiding me towards cryptid creature johan and the human he finds a bit too precious, a bit too fragile, to ever let escape him. and mayyybeeee just treats you a bit as a beloved pet.
#c.johan liebert#remembering my uncannyvalley johan heheheh#already established the stealing faces and having no face of his own one. but i want you to stab or shoot him or run him over with a car#and his mangled up body just twists and turns to contort itself back to shape. smiling all through it as he approaches you again.#you stab a knife through him and his body just absorbs it deeper. then he jus gives u a pat on the head. good human.
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WJO DID THIS
#PISSING MYSELF#STOPPPPPPPPP WHATS WRONG WITH THEM GENUINELY. THIS ISNT NORMAL. THIS IS NOT NORMAL.#TATTOOING THIS ON MY FOREHEAD#WE NEED TO EUTHANIZE THEM I THINK. THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS#tukan#XpX#<- me btw. if you even care#aeon should make tukan shaped stress toys so you could run over them with your car and put them inside your oven#made by tukans. for tukans and YOU 🫵
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Okay but why is riding in a stagecoach so embarrassing like hi exscuse me sorry can I have a ride? Cool thanks don't mind my horse following along behind
#sorry ma'am I don't like making eye contact hope you don't mind#it's like getting in a taxi with your own car following you behind#kind of relaxing though#my horse is just being silly and running people over but he's following#:)#mick squeaks#mick vids#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#arthur morgan#red dead redemption community#funnies
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Listening to JV's voice line compilation on YouTube builds character
#YOU'RE A DRUNK GUNLESS BUM#my sweet boy i need to run you over with my car repeatedly#disco elysium#jean vicquemare#after the disco#he's literally sergio
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his pawns
im not moving on from this THE PLACEMENT HAS TO BE FUCKING ON PURPOSE
#I Will End You Cielomort Last Name#turning off my cielomort hater brain for 5 seconds. louterciel toxic yaori. louter is ciel's “favorite pawn”#and she gets stockholm syndrome from him and- (CAR RUNS ME OVER)#fragaria memories#fragmem#fragari art#cielomort#louterstella#klarkstella#>> quincy art
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