#rudi/spider

[crisisofinfinitemultiverses]

Spider-Man by Rudy Nebres

[artverso]

Rudy Nebres - Spider-Man

[browsethestacks]

Spider-Man

Art by Rudy Nebres

[queermentaldisaster]

Random Snippets from Chapter 3

"Ghost opened the car door and Soap leapt off his shoulders. Ghost snorted as Soap landed face first on the concrete."

"Rodolfo huffed. “Lookin for your foxy boy?” He teased. Ghost rolled his eyes. “He wishes.” He muttered, looking around."

[evadneares]

"She asks me to kill the spider.

Instead, I get the most

peaceful weapons I can find.

I take a cup and a napkin.

I catch the spider, put it outside

and allow it to walk away.

If I am ever caught in the wrong place

at the wrong time, just being alive

and not bothering anyone,

I hope I am greeted

with the same kind

of mercy."

Rudy Francisco, "Helium"

[fairybenz]

spider ft my horrible and tiny handwriting

[shyravenns]

I have a bad habit of wanting to see very big guys and animals, and here’s a bunch of nonsense about it. 

it’s a bit of an open secret, but Simon is very much a dog person. He won’t admit to it, and he absolutely won’t say more than what is absolutely necessary over it, but he quite enjoys the chaotic energy that only a dog can bring. Has a *very* bad habit of befriending strays during missions even when he’s not actively trying to do it himself, and tends to be very lenient towards the smaller dogs he comes across. He’s not *stupid*, and he knows how dangerous dogs can be, but he’s oddly charmed by them and has to be told more than once to stop whatever it is that’s he’s doing, and leave them ALONE. Soap is the only one who can call him the Dog Whisperer without getting the glare of a lifetime. 

And if Simon is getting yelled at for befriending the local strays, then Johnny is getting fussed at for befriending the birds. He’s very much the type to befriend a crow, and gets more than a little excited when they bring him back a gift (”Or junk”, as Simon likes the remark). Brings bird seeds with him almost everywhere, and is absolutely a bird watcher in the sense that he tries to sketch the birds of whatever region he’s in. Would love to own a small bird of his own one day, but he would never be home enough to properly take care of them. But he does have his favorites, and has been yelled at more than once about the trail of birdseeds that have leaked out of his pocket. Also, was that kid who collected bird feathers he found on the ground. 

Kyle is the cat person to Simon’s dog preference. He grew up with cats, and will defend them against anyone who has anything negative to say about them. He doesn’t have one of his own, but he can't help but *melt* at the sight of a stray kitten and has on more than one occasion scooped them up and tried to bring them to somewhere that *wasn’t* in the middle of a busy road. Very open to the nickname Cat Whisper, and he’s the favorite human of the base’s cat. His favorite memory is waking up in a safe house, and seeing a random cat asleep on his stomach.  

Price has a squirrel outside of his flat that bullies him. He used to *hate* that little bastard, but he’s grown to tolerate it and it’s antics. Even if that tolerance has made him buy a feeder and food for the little guy, and leads to him being low-key worried about it during the colder months when he's not there. Had nothing to say when someone asked “is there someone at home waiting for you, Capt?”, and tried VERY hard not to think of the fat grey squirrel curled up in the feeder. Isn’t much of an animal person, but is open to the idea of getting a pet that doesn’t require too much of his time. 

[lilborealis]

incorrect quotes? Incorrect quotes.

Evie:please, be straight with me.

Jacob:

Jacob:Eves, you know I can’t do that.

Hinata:guess I’m too tough to cry!

Tsukishima:you were crying about snakes yesterday.

Hinata:THEY DONT HAVE ANY ARMS

Kuroo:you ever get so tired you start seeing spiders?

Kenma:me after I take seventeen Benadryl and start seeing the Hatman

Kuroo:THE WHO

Kenma:oh this is not a safe space suddenly

Price:SOAP NO!

Soap:what?! I didn’t do anything!

Price:sorry, force of habit. GAZ NO!

Abberline:how do the Frye’s usually get out of these messes?

Henry, so very tired:they don’t, they just make a bigger mess that cancels out the first one.

Rudy:would you please not Alejandro this into a situation worse than it already is?

Alejandro:….did you just use my name as a verb?

Altair:I’m such an idiot!

*long pause*

Malik:if you’re waiting for me to disagree, it’s going to be a long night!

Graves:must you always attack me with words?

Alejandro:what, you want me to use rocks?

Evie:That’s It, I’m not getting into anymore stupid debates with you.

Jacob, not even looking up:Earth’s not a planet.

Evie, exploding:HOW THE BLOODY FUCKING HELL IS EARTH NOT A DAMN PLANET-

“THAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF BEING TEAMMATES THAT IS ATTEMPTED MURDER!”-Ennoshita yelling at Kageyama not to murder Tsukishima for the fifth time in two days

Kiyoko, watching people do something stupid:man, those guys are idiots.

Kiyoko, realizing it’s her boys:oh god, those are my idiots.

Literally Anyone:I’m gonna ask you to be respectful here.

Gojo:I will politely decline.

Lyla:where are you going?

Miguel:to either get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way.

Hobie:are you in love with Gwendy?

Miles:*sweating*…..no.

Hobie:then why are you drawing ‘M+G’ in hearts everywhere?

Miles:*still sweating* it stands for malice and greed.

Hobie:hey, Pav?

Pavitr:Yeah?

Hobie:do you know the difference between you and plants?

Pavitr:uh….what?

Hobie:plants grow.

[the-gene-mile]

HOLY SHIT FRAUD OF THE DEAD WAS SO GOOD

[alliwanttodoiscollectpoetry]

[2024skin]

I know artists are capable of creating narratives that are totally unrelated to their own lives but I HATE that "death of the artist" is the preferred way of analyzing the meaning of art. I think when an artist is black or female or living through war or disabled or gay that matters. It colors their entire life. How can you divorce those things from their art entirely? I think the viewers own interpretation of a piece becomes deeper when they incorporate the artists perspective into it, and everyone should be taught how to do so

[snakegirllovehandles]

the most peaceful weapons I can find

I too pray that nobody kills me for the crime of being small.

Absolutely massive black widow spider literally right in the walkway. As in "you must walk within inches of this spot to get into the house". I couldn't stomach the thought of killing her, so I steeled myself and got a sheet of cardboard and a plastic jar with a bail closure. She curled into a ball when I startled her with the cardboard so I was able to sweep her into the jar no problem. Secured the lid, took a couple photos after she uncurled, and let her out onto a bush far from where people walk.

[ironmandirectorofsword]

Spider-Man by Rudy Nebres

[sorry-but-no-sorry]

“Rudy likes the driest stuff imaginable. Then again, I think it reads like fantasy for him”

Says the man who reads smut in front of others

Idea from @razzlefrazzum

Rudy is from It Looks Like Dad written by J.Krawczyk

[autodidacticpoet]

She asks me to kill the spider. Instead, I get the most peaceful weapons I can find.

I take a cup and a napkin. I catch the spider, put it outside and allow it to walk away.

If I am ever caught in the wrong place at the wrong time, just being alive and not bothering anyone,

I hope I am greeted with the same kind of mercy.

-Rudy Francisco

[paddleboatonfire]

The Calico Recluse