#rubbit

[saayamm]

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2023 

illustrationby:SAAYAMASAKI（https://www.instagram.com/saayamasaki/）

[sarofly]

In the Train

I looked at you leaving, that touch that had just happened a few minutes ago. Neither you nor I wanted to let it go; it felt like something between us had just begun. I was hesitant... and I believe you weren't, but despite that, I cherished every detail that emerged from those moments. We sat close to each other, moving from one place to another without even exchanging glances. If you had been brave enough, you might have grabbed the cord.

[erd-jan]

[luikcigarro]

L hungry l like eat animals

[zatauzul]

One the gatekeepers enjoying the sun

Just a quick little doodle of my rubbit universe on alien rabbits

[end-of-the-world-optimist]

I swear this movie was written by Anya Jenkins (IYKYK) ;-)

[wembleygoodboy]

PLAESE rubbit!!! 😊💖

[little-miss-dilf-lover]

as someone who only just watched bullet train and wanted to find tangerine stuff, i was SO worried i was gonna be getting myself into a dead fandom but so happy to find your works😭😭💕💕 Could i request tan with an innocent reader who doesn’t get any of his innuendos or dirty jokes and sometimes scolds him for his bad language?<33

hii!! thats so so sweet, I and many others have got lots for you to read, so no worries!! and I absolutely love it! thank you for requesting, hope you like it💌

potty mouth

tangerine x f reader

wc || 0.7

warnings || lots of swearing, bc duh it’s tan😭

a/n || had this in my drafts

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Tangerine had the mouth of a sailor, there was no doubt about that. He would constantly spew strings of curses anywhere and everywhere he went.

Throughout your relationship with him, you have learned a few new curses, some you had no idea were even a thing. But with Tan’s cockney tongue, you’ve grown quite accustomed to his rather crude vocabulary.

“Ah, you fuckin bellend.” He hisses, forcefully placing the kettle back on its spot. “Twat.”

“What happened?” You ask, looking over your laptop from the dining table.

“Fuckin water splashed up, didn’t it.” Angrily dropping a spoon into the sink.

“Fiver.” You nod, keeping your eyes on your screen. “Five quid in the jar.”

“Oh get fucked.” He chuckles, sliding your cup of tea across the table to you.

You smugly grin. “Oh, that’s definitely two more, pop in seven. Keep going like that and I can my nails done.” Hiding a giggle as you reach for your mug, raising it to take a sip.

Laughing. “Dick.”

Making a playful expression, eyes blown wide as you gasp. “I’m definitely going to get my nails done at this rate.”

“Shut up.” Grinning as looks over at your screen, clearly trying to distract you. “What you working on?”

“Yeah, nice try. Gimme.” You smile, extending your hand.

“I thought it goes in the jar? Hm?” Hiding a smirk as he reaches into his pocket, pulling out a few notes before laying them in your hand.

“It’s also known as ‘my purse’ … that’s sixty?” Head cocking as you looked at him.

“Yeah, so you can get colours on your nails, or whatever you get.” Acting coy, as if he didn’t know any of the lingo.

“No-no. I was just kidding.” Sliding the money along the table.

He nods warmly, wryly smiling as he did so. “I wasn’t… keep it, treat yourself.”

“Now I feel bad.”

“Good, you should do. You just robbed me sixty quid.” Pretending to look offended as he stands. Nodding into the other room. “Come watch tv with me, I’m bored.”

“Sod off.” Snickering as you closed your laptop, taking his hand as he leads you into the living room.

Faking a gasp as he turned around. “That’s two pounds, that. I’ll make a jar for you, hypocrite.”

“Yeah, I’m sure that’s the same as the ones you say.” Laughing earnestly as you slump into the sofa beside him.

“I suppose I can let you off.”

You snuggled into his side, looking up at him with a sarcastic expression. “That’s so kind, thank you.”

“I guess it’s alright.“ Grinning as he picked up the tv controller, flicking through the channels. “What would a perverted frog say?” He asks practically out of nowhere, his gaze fixed on the tv. “Rubbit.”

“Uh—?” Head tilting to the side in confusion. Brows furrowing as your mind worked wonders to decipher what he meant.

He lowers his head, nodding slow as a way to prompt you to understand. Noticing your confused furrowed brows, he slowly adds. “Rubbit— rub it.”

“Oh, you are disgusting.” Hiding a snicker as you gently slap his chest.

You’d never hit him with any malice, it would always be a gentle love tap. You didn’t want him to feel like a child being reprimanded by his mother, so you always made sure to do it lovingly and playfully. Tangerine is the kind of guy who is naturally cheeky and charming, so much so, that his dirty innuendos usually fly over your head.

“What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?”

“I don’t know, what do you call a lesbian dinosaur?” You ask, entertaining him.

“Lickalotapus.”

“Are you done?” Stifling your laughter as you pretend to look displeased.

“Nah, I got a few more… what’s the difference between pink and purple? … the grip.”

“Alright, you know what?” Giving his arm a quick harmless tap. “Where’d you even learn these?”

“Lem, he taught me when we were kids.”

“Liar… there’s no way, that he taught you.”

“Is that a compliment?”

“Not particularly, no.” Suppressing a laugh as you turned your attention back to the tv. “Fancy watching Thomas?” You asked, playfully provoking him.

“Fuck off am I watching that… yeah, yeah I know.” Scoffing as he reached into his pocket, immediately noticing your quirked brow. “You’re gonna be effing minted, aren’t ya?”

Smiling sincerely as you snatched the pounds from his hand. “That depends on you.”

@tangerinesgf @kpopgirlbtssvt @ch3rries-n-cream @earth-elemental18 @ashlynhasmanyhyperfixations @idontknowwhattohaveasmyuser @thewinterv @navs-bhat @ilovetangerinewithallmyheart @theredvelvetbitch @randomawesomeperson102 @lov3lypeaches7 @princess-pebbles-things

[hehheehaha]

One day waking up this big with kicks so fierce it’s impossible for them to be human…

I'd immediately wake you up, and probably obsessively rubbit and groan at the harsh movements inside me, even with how wet I'd be

[sketch-pencilpoint]

“Okie! I don’t know what that is.” Blue got some paper towels and started rubbing the against his body

"At least put some product on dose towels! Like at least some disoap" she yelled back at him. "Rubbit in will make it worse"

[saayamm]

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[sarofly]

How to run away ?

Right now... we shouldn't see so much of each other ...

[e-lisard]

Interesting time for joking

Characters: Shimura Kyomi, Cyno, an absolutely miniscule bit of Tighnari

Story: Kyomi in Genshin AU

Warning: 18+, absolutely awful jokes during sex

WC: 520

Just an extra note: the adult stuff on camera is happening between Cyno and Kyomi, but Cyno and Tighnari are in a relationship. There is no cheating going on. Tighnari knows that Cyno and Kyomi do this, and he's okay with it. It's implied at the end that he joins in, too.

Minors DNI

"Hey, Kyomi," Cyno says, looking down at them from where he's straddling their hips.

"Yeah?" They flush a bit at just how breathless their answer is, but, well. They did just spar with Cyno, and now... Well...

"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" A grin forms on his face, and Kyomi closes their eyes in defeat. "I want you inside me."

It's a bad joke. It's a very bad joke, and it should not be funny, god damnit, especially not when they're about to fuck. But Kyomi's sense of humor is about as broken as Cyno's, so they can't help the way they start chuckling. "And who's the slice of bread here?"

"Why, the prettiest person around, obviously!" Cyno ducks down to give them a kiss, looking incredibly proud of himself.

Kyomi feels themself flush a bit more, but they've never been one to stay silent, and since they're in Avidya Forest... "Tighnari? He's busy with his research, good luck getting him away from that."

Cyno exaggeratedly shudders on top of them which- does produce some stimulation, and Kyomi nearly moans. "I've learned my lesson regarding that long ago. Don't ever disturb 'Nari when he's busy with research. But you and I both know he isn't who I meant." Cyno taps Kyomi's chest a few times with a warning look.

"Okay, okay, I get it." They smile, 'trapping' his hand against their chest with one of their own. It's warm against their skin, reminding them that Cyno is 100% alive.

Cyno smiles back before he smoothly stands up, ridding himself of his pants. Before Kyomi can do the same, though, he kneels over their hips, tugging their pants down to just below their ass. "What's the difference between kinky and perverted?"

"Oh god," Kyomi starts their groan, "Cynnnoo-" although the reason for the groan changes halfway through his name, as he sinks down on them like an expert.

"Kinky is tickling your partner with a feather. Perverted is when you use the whole bird." Cyno doesn't sound entirely unaffected as he speaks, sending a spike of heat through Kyomi even as they laugh again.

"Are you really gonna be telling awful jokes the entire time?" They grin, hands finding their way to Cyno's hips.

"Obviously. I like hearing your laugh." The smile he gives them is soft, sweet. "And like this you can't get away either." They both chuckle, although for Kyomi it's closer to a giggle.

"God, you're so awful. I don't get how 'Nari puts up with you." They lightly push at his chest, the movement causing him to rock slightly on them, making them moan.

"Well, I try not to tell him these jokes in bed. What does a perverted frog say?" Cyno lifts himself up before going down again, grinding down when he's fully seated.

"Ah- fuck- I don't know, Cyno, what does a perverted frog say?"

"Rubbit."

The rest of the evening is filled with plenty of cackling and moaning, and a lot of sighs after Tighnari finishes his work for the day.

But, sometimes his 'comedian' deserves his fun too.

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[jjklovee]

He's just little rubbit 🐇🐰🧡🥕

[zatauzul]

The extraterrestrial race known as the Rubbits originated in the Hare head Galaxy on the planet Anguroos

Currently, world building my Rubbits

[universe-in-the-void-in-the-cube]

Old Mcdonald's Deformed Farm

You know that they've been conducting experiments in laboratories recently With cloning and DNA In fact, they are able to, to clone in, to program in certain deformities into animals So that they can experiment on them and possibly find a cure for these ailments And they developed a frog with no head just before Christmas It'll probably get elected to Congress And they've come up with some other really strange creatures Now they have to have somewhere to keep these animals They can't just keep them in the lab for obvious reasons

So an old farmer, famous in folk song, came out of retirement Offered the use of his farm and his services to keep these animals, his name? Farmer in the dell Not farmer in the dell! Old McDonald, Old McDonald

Old MacDonald had a deformed farm, E-I-E-I-O And on that farm, he had a lisping snake, E-I-E-I-O With a hith, hith here and a hith, hith there Here a hith, there a hith, everywhere a hith, hith Old MacDonald had a deformed farm, E-I-E-I-O

Now Old MacDonald had a deformed farm, E-I-E-I-O And on that farm he had a harelipped dog, E-I-E-I-O With a marf, marf here and a marf marf, there Here a marf, there a marf, everywhere marf, marf

Hith, hith here, hith, hith there Here a hith, there a hith, everywhere a hith, hith Old MacDonald had a deformed farm, E-I-E-I-O

Now Old MacDonald had a deformed farm, E-I-E-I-O And on that farm, he had a stuttering cow, E-I-E-I-O With a m-m-moo, moo here and a moo, moo there Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a

Marf, marf here, marf, marf there Here a marf, there a marf, everywhere marf, marf Hith, hith here, hith, hith there Here a hith, there a hith, everywhere a hith, hith Old MacDonald had a deformed farm, E-I-E-I-O

Old MacDonald had a deformed farm, E-I-E-I-O And on that farm he had a dyslexic sheep, E-I-E-I-O With an aab, aab here and an aab, aab there Here an aab, there an aab, everywhere an aab, aab

M-m-moo, moo here, moo, moo there Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a Marf, marf here, marf, marf there Here a marf, there a marf, everywhere marf, marf Hith, hith here, hith, hith there Here a hith, there a hith, everywhere a hith, hith Old MacDonald had a deformed farm, E-I-E-I-O

Old MacDonald had a deformed farm, E-I-E-I-O And on that farm he had a narcoleptic pig, E-I-E-I-O With a -, - here and a -, - there Here a -, there a -, everywhere a -

Aab, aab here, aab, aab there Here an aab, there an aab, everywhere an aab, aab M-m-moo, moo here, moo, moo there Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a Marf, marf here, marf, marf there Here a marf, there a marf, everywhere marf, marf Hith, hith here, hith, hith there Here a hith, there a hith, everywhere a hith, hith Old MacDonald had a deformed farm, E-I-E-I-O

Old MacDonald had a deformed farm, E-I-E-I-O And on that farm, he had a Tourette's syndrome chicken, E-I-E-I-O With a buck, buck here and a buck, buck there Here a buck, there a buck, sh-, buck

-, - here, -, - there Here a -, there a -, everywhere a - Aab, aab here, aab, aab there Here an aab, there an aab, everywhere an aab, aab M-m-moo, moo here, moo, moo there Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a Marf, marf here, marf, marf there Here a marf, there a marf, everywhere marf, marf

Hith, hith here, hith, hith there Here a hith, there a hith, everywhere a hith, hith Old MacDonald had a deformed farm, E-I-E-I-O

Old MacDonald had a deformed farm, E-I-E-I-O And on that farm, he had a perverted frog, E-I-E-I-O With a rubbit, rubbit here and a rubbit, rubbit there Here a rubbit, there a rubbit, everywhere a rubbit, rubbit

Buck, buck here, buck, buck there Here a buck, there a buck, sh-, buck -, - here, -, - there Here a -, there a -, everywhere a - Aab, aab here, aab, aab there Here an aab, there an aab, everywhere an aab, aab M-m-moo Marf, marf here, marf, marf there Here a marf, there a marf, everywhere marf, marf

Hith, hith here, hith, hith there Here a hith, there a hith, everywhere a hith, hith Old MacDonald had a deformed farm, E-I-E-I-O

Now Old MacDonald had a deformed farm, E-I-E-I-O And on that farm, he had a drug-dealing duck, E-I-E-I-O With a crack, crack here and a crack, crack there Here a crack, there a crack, everywhere a crack, crack

Rubbit, rubbit here, rubbit, rubbit there Here a rubbit, there a rubbit, everywhere a rubbit, rubbit Buck, buck here, buck, buck there Here a buck, there a buck, sh-, -uck -, - here, -, - there Here a -, there a -, everywhere a - Aab, aab here, aab, aab there Here an aab, there an aab, everywhere an aab, aab M-m-moo, moo here, moo, moo there Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a

Marf, marf here, marf, marf there Here a marf, there a marf, everywhere marf, marf Hith, hith here, hith, hith there Here a hith, there a hith, everywhere a hith, hith Old MacDonald had a deformed farm, E-I-E-I-O