#rtc peny

[ask-the-revived-choir-awegb]

Ask Blog Intro

Hey, everyone! This is Fern/Lynn Canigula. I am the author of the RTC fic "Are We Ever Going Back?" I mentioned the possibility of an ask blog, and a lot of people liked it. My schedule is finally allowing me to work on that. This blog is just a fun way to get to know my depictions of the choir a little better, interact with them, and learn about my headcanons that I'm applying which may not make it into final drafts. A few things first just to clarify: 1. Anything said on the ask blog will be true to the story. 2. In the story itself, the choir does not have this blog. It's kind of a parallel AU if that makes sense. 3. I cannot draw, so answers will be written. Maybe I'll use Gacha Club idk yet. 4. You can also ask me things as the author. Please do. I love love love to yap. 5. No NSFW asks. These characters are teenagers. However, I am comfortable with having them make suggestive or inappropriate jokes because, well, they're teenagers. 6. I will tag any answers with "awegb (name)" or "awegb (name) answers" because I don't want to flood the regular tags if nobody knows what the characters are talking about. 7. Hate and harassment will not be tolerated. (But so far all of you are GEMS so I probably don't have to worry. 8. The start of this blog will take place starting after they all get out of the hospital, so not until like November or December of 2009. 9. Please note that this fic is mainly based around recovery from all sorts of trauma. Proceed with caution, because a lot of sensitive topics are covered here. Take care of yourselves loves <3 10. Penny Lamb is very based off of her depiction in Legoland, with some changes to fit the plot of Ride the Cyclone. Basically her backstory is the same, but she became a recluse instead of the entire JK-47 incident. 11. You can ask the choir, but also side characters, be they canon or OC. 12. Ask as much as you'd like!!

Note for now: I'm not going to start answering these for a short bit while I get some chapter published. But please please please feel free to send in asks in the meantime.

[skinnycaats]

been thinking about elliot loran as ricky....

[nighttimeofjuly]

oh my.stars game on has me screaming

it's like every rn

Thank you! You may be happy to hear that there's a sequel in the works! It's called Rematch and is roughly 70% finished :)

[parasolyaa]

give me rtc character hcs for being in the subway for the first time

i love how this implies that they’ve never been in the subway before. well, since most of them almost never left uranium, this checks.

ocean — she always advocated for public transportation (and for some reason believed it wasn’t widely used, probably because she assumed everyone could use a car and subway was for noble people who cared for the environment), but if she ever went to a big city, she never stayed there for long, and usually walked by foot. when she actually used the subway for the first time, she decided to hand out flyers that said something like “thank you for choosing public transit! here are some other ways you can help the planet (…)”. ended up absolutely overwhelmed and in a taxi, wiping tears with the flyers no-one seemed to like. wonder why.

noel — romanticized the shit out of paris metropolitan, said he researched all about it and prided himself on being more knowledgeable of it than a local. when he got to go to france (probs a family/school trip when he was a teen) he bought an overpriced graphic t-shirt with the metropolitan map and confidently entered the underground. immediately got disappointed it wasn’t all gothic catacombs, and accidentally sat on a wrong train. had to take off his t-shirt and figure out where he was, and after two hours of being chest naked in the french underground and hopping from one wrong train to another even wronger train a kind passer-by pointed out that the print on his tee was of marseille, not paris. he spent an extra hour figuring out the correct map and asking for directions in broken french (the locals despised him). he entirely missed the drag show he waited for, and ever since then grew to hate the french underground.

mischa — is in on a ukrainian inside joke about metro in odesa. successfuly convinced all choir that there’s metro in odesa. there is no metro in odesa.

there’s also a ukrainian book called toreadors from vasyukivka, where two boys want to build a metro in their village, so they dig a big hole in their yard and a cow accidentally falls into it. safe to say their idea doesn’t stick. at some point these boys get to kyiv and immediately get lost in metro there. that’s 100% mischa. he did this i was the cow.

also he always finds ways not to pay for his ride: jumps over the tourniquet’s, crawls under them, squeezes in with a person in front of him etc. sometimes gets extremely bored and hides in a train wagon when it reaches the final stop, and stays in it when it goes to depo.

ricky — his parents drove him everywhere by car, and told the tales about toronto subway being inaccessible, dangerous and full of freaks. he never believed them. at some point (maybe in a trip with the choir) he got to travel by subway himslef. it was, in fact, a bit of an unpleasant experience, but he found out that it sucks on his own terms and was lowkey proud.

also he was listening to some cringefail furry music (i do not know if furry music is a thing but it will be now) and realised his earphones disconnected and he was blasting it to everyone only after he got home.

penny — had a secret hiding spot in toronto subway where she could keep her things and return to see them intact. she and ezra hid there often and spied on people, sometimes picking up what fell out of their purses — like pieces of candy or pennies (get it? penny? pennies? penis?). they never stayed there for long tho cause it was too overwhelmingly loud.

one time she went to that place and realised some construction workers occupied it. she was emotionally devastated.

constance — always saves the seat for the elderly, disabled and other people who might need it, and people always thank her plenty when she does so. actually never ever sat on a train seat unless the wagon was mostly empty. however, one time she had a horribly tiring + devastating + bad day and decided to sit down for once. got called 10 slurs by an old guy who didn’t see there was another free seat and ocean then told her she should have thought about others first. when she got home she wrote an angry vent in her musical diary (yk, the ones that open with a password and then play a one direction song or smth) with a fluffy pen.

+ talia — she is a subway rat. has a love/hate relationship with obolon station. has beef with pochayna station. she herself is from solomyanka region of kyiv where there is no subway. considers it her curse.

thank you folks for reading this, feel free to send me asks for headcanons!

[sirenc0re]

hello, sirenc0re! i come here to ask if you have any RTC character headcanons that you wouldn't mind divulging?

ohhh i have a few! these are somewhat disorganized, i dont think ive really shared these outside of a single reddit comment. anyways:

penny loves boybands ofc (backstreet boys, nsync, obviously 'seven up' before it split) but further than that i think she likes 60s-70s pop too- fleetwood mac, kate bush, the beatles, etc

ezra is the one that's genuinely really into gangsta rap. NWA, tupac, snoop, dr dre... and of course eminem (though he isnt really a gangsta rapper. it's adjacent) i think rap in general is something he likes. though he's like, a smartass. so i think that at least early on he would "like" it the same way he likes penny's boybands (something to mock as the pinnacle of empty and vapid commercialism) before he actually starts appreciating it as art (JK-47 notwithstanding) and not something he has to prove against. so im saying he would genuinely like tribe called quest. it's in my mind. i am manifesting it. as a side note, i jokingly wanted to be like AND HE LISTENS TO MACKLEMOREEEE but im a hard ass and in the timeline that exists in my head it's 2009. and in 2009 mackle had the penis song as the first track of his debut album. make of that what you will

ocean's whole straight-lace schtick is her twisted version of a teenage rebellion against her hippy parents. she also makes herself seem better off than she actually is. im of the firm belief that pretty much everyone in uranium (except perhaps constance's parents and misha's adoptives) is broke. and i think that with her parents lifestyle, ocean would be on the lower end of that spectrum and it's a big insecurity of hers that she tries very hard to project against to varying degrees of success

noel says he was saving up to go to france, but if you looked at his bank account there would be maybe 200~ saved there. most of his wages went to supporting himself and his single mother

post-cyclone au, i think ocean would shift away from politics and become a personal injury attorney

post-cyclone au, ricky becomes a sci-fi erotica author… i like to think he's extremely successful in that particular niche

post-cyclone au, ocean and noel's relationship becomes wayyy less hostile. they still 'fight' but all the venom has been sucked out of their words. one time he tripped her in the hallway inbetween class periods, which prompted her to halfheartedly kick his ankles, which leads to a 'fight' that gets her in trouble in school for the first time in an actual decade (she's pissed)

post-cyclone au, constance's epiphany about life being beautiful makes her a lot more bold. which is to say she now has the confidence to go on a million little sidequests for no other reason than to experience the bounties of existence. penny wants to go to a concert 3 hours away but she's still banned from the bus? constance knows how to drive and the unlimited trust of her parents, hop in

very much inspired by ray winter's take on misha when he was answering asks about it so i've absorbed it because it makes sense: misha was a class clown back home and pretty well-liked. he's such a solid and passionate dude, and way more kind than he's allowed to be because everything in canada seems to hate him. i believe that his 'attitude' problem mostly stems from loneliness, (which is kinda exerted on him but also enforced by him after a certain point since i think he retracts himself into his phone with talia rather than be in the real world where he is miserable) and that he would have done so much better if he had one genuine friend he could talk to. in a post-cyclone au, he gets a bunch of those, and no longer feels like all of those emotions are being stiffled or bottled up

those are all the HCs that are relevant i think ^_^

[justarandombrit]

Incorrect RTC Quotes V3

Ocean: The mind is stronger than the penis.

Ricky: NOTHING CAN DEFEAT THE PENIS!

[i-eat-bread-and-cry-on-the-floor]

things my friends have said as incorrect rtc quotes

Mischa: I want.. like…

Noel: love and affection?

Mischa: McFlurryy

- - - -

Noel: Who brought you that cookie?

Ocean: Not your dad

- - - -

Ricky: who wants to come with me to get lunch

Constance: how about you get some bitches to come with you

Ricky: find me the bitches then

Mischa: Uh, did you just call bitches objects

- - - -

Constance, studying lines for the musical: "opportunity is not a lengthy visitor" but this dick sure is

Ricky: Yas mama!

- - - -

Ocean: I *DO* BELIEVE IN ROMANCE, BUT I DO *NOT* BELIEVE IN SHARING MY FOOD

- - - -

Penny: Hey, say some nouns for me real quick?

Mischa: I'll keep saying nouns, and see how long it takes me to get to penis. Number one: Penis- FUCK

- - - -

Penny: Can't have shit in Detroit. Someone just stole my corporeal form...

[thesoggiestboyintown]

RTC incorrect quotes but it’s just my shit texts

noel gruber:

“guess who set their shoe on fire”

“theater kids are the reason global warming exists”

“i feel like a couple who’s always on the brink of divorce but pretends to be in a happy marriage “

“in my on the verge of divorce era”

“have we as a community considered kissing my ass”

“lord strike me down and give me an std”

mischa bachinski:

“sometimes i think and then i cry”

“i’m so bored i’m going to rob the school cafeteria just for shits and giggles”

“cute date idea ! rob a bank and makeout in the employee room of a Walmart <3”

“i want to punt a toad “

“update i’m planning someone’s funeral”

“give head pls”

“about to rob an ikea what do u want”

“i hope she explodes”

“i want to meet a smurf and then drown it”

“i’m going to steal a kid off the street just to feel something”

“time to take out the shot glass”

ricky potts:

“how to become zolarian cat”

“what if i just throw a dog into a freezer”

“how do i turn into a rubix cube”

“i’m such a deceitful snake”

“why is luigi so submissive and breedable”

“my personality is a sad star with a little hat that says ass licker”

“my emotional support teacher isn’t here yet i’m going to swallow a cat whole”

“what if i just grabbed a cat and never gave it back”

“what if i swallow a bell”

constance blackwood:

“is breast milk diary free”

“how do i turn into a rubix cube”

“i sometimes forget that you’re an only child”

“she’s like obsessed with me (she has a crush on a boy)”

“if there’s a screen, ao3 will be seen. [insert picture of ao3 home screen on a Nintendo switch]”

“when ur so stupid you get shocked when your manipulative ex manipulates u again when u give her another chance”

“someone nut tapped superman”

“Is it safe to drink bleach”

“How to get rid of hickies”

“Yes actually, when I was gender fluid I grew a penis when I felt masc”

“Lord give me strength”

“NO I KEEP FIGHTING THOSE DEMONS”

jane doe:

“the lives of erasers and rubber have come to me, begging for mercy. for a chance at life and peace. to experience the beautiful presence of true joy. but they forget mercy is earned through patience and worship. so they instead left with bruises of pure agony and despair. stories to keep their children and their childrens children cautious of who they bow to.”

“sad pyromaniac at its best tbh”

“i just disassociated while setting fire to my shoe”

“Oh ye I go by they/them now because fuck gender :]”

“i he!r t.H3 scrm,,s o’’f @lL m”y vctms b..egg!ng fr me t stp :3”

“!! i c,,Vt of d0!!$ h3aD ..!!”

“!! į w!lł t3!! th,, v0ics t0 nøt hVrt ÿ0ū >~<“

“i’m gonna eat someone’s eyeballs for a snack”

“stfu therapist i’m literally just being dramatic”

“about to suck someone’s soul wish me luck”

“what’s stopping me from eating babies”

“i’m in ur floor boards”

“i’ve been stuck with theater kids for like 3 hours save me”

“insanely hot (take away “ly hot”)”

“i don't eat food, i consume personalities snacks? no. souls.”

“I WANNA EAT PLAY DOUGH SO BADLT I FORGOT HOE TO SPEL PLAYFOOUGH”

“i say i'm fine but i'm reality i feel like a black hole is eating my stomach”

“ya know sometimes my brain sounds like velcro

kdithigigifixgxggc”

“wdym i cant commit crimes who's gonna stop me”

“was told i could drink bleach so if i start internally bleeding tonight don't ask questions”

[the-one-who-reshapes-memory]

OOC:

I think I might give Peni a favourite human. One called 'Savannah Lamb.' You know, further the RTC references.

[cinderellaenjoyer]

Yet another Hatchetverse OC! This one is a Lady in Black, like Ani!

Penelatia - The One Who Reshapes Memory

Aka 'Peni'

- Jane Doe RTC inspired

- Her powers include talking away memories, restoring old ones, placing in memories that didn't happen and changing existing memories

- Has 'Angel' imagery, but she's still pretty evil like her brothers and Ani

- In between Nibbly and Blinky in terms of age

[coffinshippingluvr]

showing my good friend rtc and here are some of my fav quotes they’ve said so far

cw for lit rtc quotes being dumb(h*nging, kinda sexual mention?? The show is sure smth)

everyone dancing onstage for oceans backstory

Them: yeaaahh weereeee gayy!!!

ocean on screen: whos next?!

Them:Me! my song is called penis

"Should we hang ourselves?"

Them:Yeah yeah we're gonna

"I HEAR IT GIVES YOU AN ERRRR*CTI*N"

Them: yeah were going to I have the ropes right here

"Then we MUST hang ourselves!"

Them: I JUST SAID WE'RE GOING TO

Noel giving his speech

Them: OH NO.. OH NO IM TURNING homophobic.

Them: is he emo? i hope he pisses himself later. Does he?

Them: YOOO JANE HAS SOME DRIP

mischa and noel making out

Them: and theyre gay

[theiloveyousong]

my acting teacher is literally my bestie she let me read a monologue from rtc in class and casts me as whatever character i want in our readthroughs :3

anyway kills ur director, bitchass

you are sooooo lucky my director gave us a lecture today but it was actually really deserved and i wasn't the one screaming penis in the drama room so ah well that's on you bitches! me and my friends were in the corner watching "musical theater moments that always give me chills" on youtube. we are literally doing what we're supposed to idk

[ari-the-silly]

RTC AS SHIT MY FRIENDS SAID PART 2 CAUSE WHY NOT

Want me to take you out to a pizda? I mean yours. -Mischa

Massive penis ripped between the balls -Mischa

Dont rip it too harshly cause it will HUAAAAAA *insert hand explosion* *silence* its gonna come all over your face -Ricky

Balls... what my dick -Mischa

Thats your man! (To a picture of a skeleton) -Ocean to Noel

BRO JUTS SHOWED HIS NIPPLES???-Ocean

*several minutes later*

What is wrong with her?-Constance

She saw a man's nipples -Noel

YOUR SHRECK IS A PAIN IN MY ASS. -Noel

I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR PAIN IN THE ASS. LOOK AT HOW SEXY HE IS Mischa

Bro thinks he is mafiot- Mischa

Each of us is at least a little bit schizophrenic. -Penny

Mostly you- Ezra

What do you mean?

*silence*

Actually yeah, I see. -Penny

Imagine one day youre just chilling and then you just heard from the distance "YO YO YO YO YO THIS IS SONG TO TELL YOU THAT WHAT YOU IS IS WHAT YOU GOT" in bad autotune -Penny

ID HAVE A HEART ATTACK HELL -Ocean

Ill make that your alarm when you least expect it -Penny

😰 -Constance

Schoolgirls, the sad life

A book or a pussy

Bring another candle

With which you burn your balls

There are mice in the bathroom

With which you drink

All you want is tits

To scratch your balls

But you get a book

And pula o belești -Talia/Mischa (both work)

(these are all directly translated from romanian so a lot of them dont make sense but i hope you get the idea :3)

[moonmoonthecrabking]

constance calls penny "penne" and while i wanted to make this part of a bigger post but i couldn't come up with anything else so. here ya go.

[seizethegay420]

RTC as things my friends have said

Penny *after killing a spider*: Is the carcass on the Bible? Can confirm the carcass is on the Bible

Ricky *abt Sally face*: Do you think Larry's nose is bigger than his dick?

Mischa: i am not gay

*Like 10 minutes later*

Ocean: So who from Be More Chill would you date?

Mischa: Oh that is easy Michael. Wait no-

Noel *to ocean probably*: Alright Captain America

Noel: c'est petit penis

Rando: You're from Canada Mischa:*offended* I am from Ukraine

Ocean: I have social standards you know

Penny: I just wanna taste therapy again

Noel: So how often do you fuck yourself. Ocean: Only when your mum isn't available

Constance: His ass cheeks are grass cheeks

Ricky & Penny: To ze top of ze towaaaaaa

Noel: Omg RuPaul is in this movie Mischa: Is that the guy that plays Ant-Man

Ocean: Do you think he's slimy? Noel: Free lube

Ocean: I'm a verbal prostitute and you're a pervert

Penny/Constance: Cause I like squids and I like murder

Ocean: It was just a suggestion- Mischa: I don't take suggestions

Ocean *to Constance abt her little brother who is now taller than her*: I am going to murder your brother at sunrise

Ricky *to mischa when he realised he was bi*: Eat dick, positive I guess

Noel: I heard a hissing noise and thought Ocean was deflating

[crying-pan420]

More Rtc characters as things my friends have said

Mischa: that’s what my penis looks like

Jane Doe/Penny: Ricky there’s a minion in my bed- AHHHH-

Constance: it’s like stardew valley where you’re high

Mischa: we should try that-

Ocean: it is a common known fact that all gay people are vampires

Noel: I didn’t know that

Ocean: hAVE YOU SEEN YOURSELF

Noel: tHAT WAS UNCALLED FOR

Noel: I like men!!

Ocean: No!!!!

Mischa: that’s not a tall man that’s a potted plant

Ricky: my favourite trope is there is only one bathtub for the 5 of us

Penny/Jane Doe: I want to make sims with you

Constance: I’m not a hot mess I’m a spicy disaster

Mischa: murder?

Penny/Jane Doe: perhaps