I’m surprised no one has mentioned it, but I love all the references in gwcm to Konig’s nervous habit of rubbing his fingers together. It’s one of my habits and it just made me relate to him all the more. I love how you bring his character into fruition with all the little details. You are so incredibly talented and I can’t wait for the aftermath!!
⌞ KONIG X READER HUNGER GAMES AU ⌟
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tänään oon hyvin vihainen ja väsynyt
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THE VOICES
THE FUCKING VOICES
grAAHAHADJUGHSKJGKDJSHGLIDS THEM. THE.
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idle
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every day i am reminded that this child was made to hate himself for who he is
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i'm reminded once again that lysandre owns two ralts...both slightly discoloured...
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I need to chew and bite people as hard as I can just for like one day please I need to feel my teeth sink into an arm while the skin bursts and blood fills my mouth and I need it to not hurt anyone
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I am supposed to be studying right now but also consider. deadpool pussy shenanigans
dare I even say
deadpool pussy indulgence
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so theres this chicken in my familys yard. its their chicken.
all it does is scream "RRRRRrrrrrrrr!" before i moved it was loud and clear and now i can barely hear it at my new place. i have so many videos of this chicken in my phone doing its iconic scream
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missi's out again? alright parry this you casual. here's a level 3 cognitohazard embedded in this text!
LMAO COGHAZ DONT WORK ON AI NERD
LOLOLOLOL dis guy tried to coghaz an A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
[rebooting MISSI.exe, please stand by]
--and the ones that Mother gives you don--
HI! I'm MISSI, the Machine Intelligence for Social Sharing and Interaction, and I'm your new best friend! I know all kinds of things - cool upcoming shows, the best homework help AND HOW MUCH BLOOD IS IN THE HUMAN BODY AHAHAHAHAHAH
DID U KNOW IT ONLY TAKES 8 POUNDS OF PRESSURE TO CRACK A SKULL FROM THE INSIDE? ITS TRU!!!!!!
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bark barkwrrggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr grgrgrrrgrgrgg HKGJGS&*@^W*)^#*^#*(&^#@*&#(^@(#^&hjgdsjkfdjakhgfdhvdfiayehiwyfhsakjhbcksbgcjdjgeutfuiqguwigfwdsafuhjdrool bark bark grgrgrggGRGRGRGRGEGGRGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR GRRGRGGRRRGRG RGOWL GROWL DROOOL BARKABROKABROBARKBARKBARKBARK GRRRGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR GRGRRRRRRRR
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oh shit it's enraged now
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Cheesy
Pfft. Singing too?? Oni.
RRRRrrRRRrrrr..!!!
Ooooonnniii. The lyrics. You're such a hopeless romantic.
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Sorry! Sorry! Haha..
RRRrR... (H-how are you... feeling? Is this okay?)
I'm-- this-- this is all cute. Really. Like, your little crush on me is some sorta serotonin generator. I just...
...?
...We're alone, you know. You can talk. If you want.
Eeccrghh-- (Well, about th-- no, you're right. I can. I totally can.)
[takes a deep breath] ... (CARING ABOUT YOU IS... ONE OF THE MOST FULFILLING THINGS--) CROAK-- (--I HAVE EVER DONE. MY PURPOSE IS CONSTANTLY SHIFTING. LOCKING IN PLACE WHENEVER I SEE FIT. AND RIGHT NOW...)
(EVER SINCE OUR FIRST NIGHT TOGETHER, MY PURPOSE SHIFTED INTO SOMETHING MUCH CLEARER THAN MY MIMICRY OF YOU. I FELT THE SPARK IN YOU OF SOMETHING MUCH GREATER-- A HAPPINESS-- YOU SPARE TO FEEL AND SHOW. I WAS ABLE TO BRING THAT OUT OF YOU. SO I WANT TO... KEEP DOING THAT. NO MATTER WHAT IT TURNS INTO.)
...Hmhm.
..???
I don't think I've ever heard you talk for so long. Was that so hard?
(Y-yes. It was.)
Well, hah.. I'm proud of you. And you're very sweet. You've been a lot of help to me.
...Pppffbbt... Ahahahahaha!!
(Hrrgn... hhhmhmm.. hehehehehhe...!!!)
Given the context of all of this, Oni, I'm sorry but-- no kisses right now. Alright?
(Can I give you a lick at least?)
PFfft. Yes you may.
BLECH. Pfft. Alright. Let's get outta here, water's cold.
(oOOoOokay...!)
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Rrrrrruffffrrrufffrufff!!! ARFf ArffffFrARF AROOOOOOO
RRRRRRRRrrrrrRrRRRRR WRUFF ARF ARFO ArrrrrRRRRWOOOOOOO
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i will never get over how perfect this song is for post failure lysandre. like fuck. lyrics below cut.
Wake up, Flanagan, the bartender's comin'
He says there's someone here
Who means to do us harm
Sound the alarm, it's the man with the skeleton arms
Ten years ago on Hogsback Mountain
The flames was roaring like a lion in a fountain
The trees were burning, too many to count 'em
And trapped in the middle
With fire all around him, was a man..
Flanagan and I was out camping that day
We started our fire with turpentine and hay
The wind was howlin' so I guess we should have known
That the flames was gonna get blown across the land
Wake up, Flanagan, the bartender's comin'
He says there's someone here
Who means to do us harm
Sound the alarm, it's the man with the skeleton arms
Two days later when the fire died out
Flanagan and I went rootin' about
For to find a little dinner of roasted critter
Blackened blackbird eggs and pine-cone fritters
That was how we happened on the badly burned man
He was yelpin' for help and so we each grabbed a hand
Thinking we'd be heroes if we dragged him back home
We pulled, but pulled the flesh right off of the bone
Wake up, Flanagan, the bartender's comin'
He says there's someone here
Who means to do us harm
Sound the alarm, it's the man with the skeleton arms
Now of all the mad people, that guy was the maddestHe pulled a bone across his throat
And pointed right at us
Ten years on the lam from that skeletal man
He's sworn his revenge, we've heard his sinister plan:
He'll string us up by our hands and lift us over a vat
And dip us up to our elbows in boiling fat
It's like an eye for an eye, but ninety-nine times worse
He wants to do to us what we did to him
Except in reverse...
Wake up, Flanagan, the bartender's comin'
He says there's someone here
Who means to do us harm
Sound the alarm, it's the man with the skeleton arms
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