#rr noah you’re on my hit list

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Ridonculous Race but Noah is friends with Owen part 5: You can count on me, like 1, 2, 3, I’ll be there.

“Hmm… Let’s see… Oh! I know! Nothing!!” You’ve never kissed a girl. Not once in your life. The closest you got was some geeks ear when you were 16. Owen was in a relationship for three straight seasons. Please dear God put your pride aside and accept the help

Transcript:

Image 1 Noah: I’m just trying to get to know her so I can ask her out. Owen: What can I do to help?

Image 2 Noah: Nothing. I’ve got this aaallll figured out. Owen: Oh. Are you sure?

Image 3 Noah: Mm hmm. Owen: …Really? Are you really sure? Noah: Yup. Owen: Are you Noah, Interrupting Owen: Yes.

Image 4 Owen: If you say so. But… Yknow… If you ever DO need any help…

Image 5 Noah: You’ll be the first guy I ask. Owen: Good.

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Cody Headcanons

Alright so! I still haven’t started on that Gwen essay I promised a while back but I really wanted to get these off my chest since I know Cody in canon is like super dull and kinda annoying once I take off my baby goggles but self-projecting headcannoning a character super heavily tends to change things. I’ll be putting everything into dotpoints because fdjjjkdshsd I’m tired.

Cody’s bisexual (this is less of a headcanon and more of.. literally putting down canon onto this list since a lot of people kinda forget the whole Alejandro thing but Yeet)

Cody’s parents are neglectful (again, canon that often gets forgotten, but hang in there) but when they do remember “oh hey we have a child” they make him feel like shit (see: his dad literally leaving him and his mum for a year just so he could beat Cody at chess)

His parents fight constantly even though they know yelling/loud noises in general tend to scare Cody a lot

Cody began singing, playing the keyboard, and playing video games to kinda escape his mum and dad

That’s also why he signed up to Total Drama!! A whole summer away from the parents tends to sound good when they don’t give a shit about you

He falls for people super, super easily. (“Oh my god this person was nice to me I guess I’m in love now”)

That ear kiss?? Oh my god he was literally just going JKFDJKDDJK OH.. OH MY GOD?? Inside his mind like wOW someone LIKES him (see: the smile on his face when he woke up and saw what was happening, screaming only because Noah screamed)

Has no idea how the fuck to interact with others, especially people he likes. Being the leader of the Einstein Fan Club will do that to a guy.

After the... bear incident... Chris and Chef began to feel super concerned about him since 1) he brushed it off like it was no big deal and 2) they told his parents but for some reason?? He was still there?? Why aren’t his parents picking him up and taking him to a hospital or home or something wh

Really just wants the best for his friends/crushes, even if it means setting them up with someone else. Or each other. Like Gwen and Trent.

Kept trying to ask Noah out inbetween the time he spent out of his cast and like,, the first three episodes of Action but kept chickening out

Finally did it when Trent got voted off of Action, saw what was happening, and almost had a mental breakdown due to how fucking obvious it was that they both liked each other

Found out the hard way that long distance relationships are actually quite difficult to maintain. Especially when you’re touch starved like holy shit after the second week Cody was like “if I don’t get to hold Noah’s hand soon I will literally burst into flames”

Noah took him to his first ever Pride Parade with Owen, Eva, and Izzy as well, and he got a little pin with the bi flag on it

Is actually super open about his sexuality as long as he’s not on camera and always makes bi jokes. His favourite one is “I like my women how I like my men.”

All Stars was all an act actually Sierra and Cody are still friends and she’s dating Heather and they go on double dates

Cody and Heather are also super good friends and sometimes Heather will be like “I have some gossip I wanna share but I know Sierra will probably know it so you’re literally the only other person I can talk to” “Sick what is it”

After Island, the Aftermaths, being on tour with the Drama Brothers, and World Tour, Cody kinda forgot what life at home was like (wow me too haha) and was not prepared, to say the least

Now he’s grown a backbone though so fuck that noise and as soon as he hits eighteen he grabs his shit and leaves

He arrives at Noah’s doorstep and there are no questions asked he’s just let in

Anyway RR comes around and Nemma was fake actually that was Noah’s twin brother Haon he refused to take part in a season where he’d have to do a straight showmance so his brother was forced to be in it instead

Cody and Noah are happily married and live in a house with like four adopted kids who are super undeveloped and haven’t been thought about in months but guys from the noco discord server if you’re out there reading this can we get back into that that was fun

And yeah I think that’s it lol