ೃ⁀➷ ❜ ...~ I HAVE WAITED FIVE YEARS... AND TODAY IS THE DAY ~ ... ❛
Oh, hello there! It seems like you managed to find me in one of these little get togethers I throw, hm? Well...
I'm Jay... Jay Gatsby. I'm sure you've heard of me... Hopefully good things? Ha. ...Let's see... I'm 32, male. I don't particularly use labels. I don't enjoy them.
...Apologies, I don't particularly have the opportunity to talk about myself so... Freely. So I'm keeping it brief. ...Hm... I'm the son of some wealthy folks in the middle-west—all dead now. I was also educated in Oxford, most of my ancestors went there after all.
...I suppose that might be it. Feel free to ask other things.
Well well well! Quite Fancy seeing you back here! Yet ANOTHER BLOG?!?!??! THIS TIME FOR JAY GATSBY??? RELA????! Wowie!
Hi! Sit down fella, this will take a bit... Learn a bit, see some tags behind this wonderful super duper cool page, yakknow how it is!
The name's Dew! Dewey if you wanna be fancy, but nah, I'm just a guy on the internet here to write for his funny sad 1920s man... My pronouns are HE/SHE! I'm Genderfluid and Gay!
Right, right... Tags...
|🥂| ~ 𝑴𝑶𝑫 𝑻𝑨𝑳𝑲𝑺! - This is me talking!! :3
|🥂| ~ 𝑱𝑨𝒀'𝑺 𝑨𝑵𝑺𝑾𝑬𝑹𝑺! - Replies to asks, you know how it is.
|🥂| ~ 𝑱𝑨𝒀'𝑺 𝑷𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑰𝑬𝑺! - The little guy talking to people! Yay!
|🥂| ~ 𝑮𝑨𝑻𝑺𝑩𝒀'𝑺 𝑻𝑯𝑶𝑼𝑮𝑯𝑻𝑺! - Random yapping he does, reblogs... etc.
|🥂| ~ 𝑶𝑳𝑫 𝑺𝑷𝑶𝑹𝑻𝑺! - We'll see, maybe a call for interactions?
ok i think that's it... until I decide to go bonkers again. thanks for reading if you got this far! smooches ur forehead /p
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(´⊕ ‸ ⊕`.❁⃘ ) “In order to create the perfect fragrance, you need to understand who it’s for. That’s why I’ve decided to expand my craft to here. I’ll be able to make high quality perfumes, and in return … well, perhaps that’s a conversation for another day. Don’t fret, I’ll make something so all of your worries will be forgotten…”
vera's askbox is now open! feel free to come and browse, or throw in a letter or two for her to answer. it's my first time running one of these, so i'm still learning the ropes! hope to see you soon! ・ω・
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Never participate in shows that get some of their contestant offerings from craigslist. He was simply signed up to be out of the studio for one day, and now he's in front of an audience of other objects- all of which being food-based. He was not a fan of this.
Some others were there in the audience, like.. Some strange elf who climbed onto the stage, the laptop visibly having 'how to make a pipebomb quick easy' googled on it, the 10 year olds who couldn't answer right for their lives, and the person who straight up collapsed onto the floor after getting too many answers wrong.
How could this get any worse? Now, he's seated back at the studio, a visible bruise forming on his forehead from a comedically large W hitting him after he answered yet another question right. Maybe he shouldn't have won that show. Because now he has a random fish. What was he going to do with a carp..?
special artist credits to @cattlebacc and @calamaririri, thank you two so much!
[ID: A low-quality setting with an orange-yellow background and several podiums, each one reading Amogus, Locke, and Marina. There is a small bacon-hair child behind the first one, the one behind the second one is a short-haired visibly distressed person, and the third person is in front of the podium, on the floor. In the bottom left, there is an elf googling 'how to make a pipe bomb'. /End ID]
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Would anyone be interested in....
A OC creechur rp blog/askblog
Or
A SCP OC askblog
Or both?
(I'll probably do both—)
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[Open audio log]
Sit, fledgling. I hope you'll remain in my company long enough for standing to grow uncomfortable. There is much to discuss, much to learn, and far more to be unlearned. Higher thought is fundamentally unsuited to studies of this nature.
It is with great difficulty and diligent practice I can claim to truly know Nothing.
Explore the Void with me, won't you? I find I can think much more clearly if I have something to teach.
Come, fledgling. Listen to the rests within the symphony, the spaces between the words, the very border between substance and absence.
[End log. Recovered from Last City archive, "The Hollow Verses, Vol. I"]
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i think the thing i'm most disappointed about with riordanverse fandom now versus like 2014 is not only has the fandom not gotten any less racist or queerphobic or ableist (in fact in some regards its gotten worse!) but now it's just boring too. like there's no fandom infrastructure anymore - the community these days is almost entirely source material-driven - and you deviate from canon even slightly people get weird about it. whatever happened to the post-HoO fanon boom. the fandom needs to get weirder again. and self-sufficient. and less offensive.
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awwwww!! You’re like a big cat!! :3!!!
“…”
“..you two should really get your eyes checked”
(Twisted Dandy 4/9)
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*strangles Shrimpo aesthetically*
real
(owner uhhhhhhhh 3)
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" Guys, I accidentally impregnated Randy. I hope you all can forgive me. "
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Aaaaand here it is!! A lil piece of art to commemorate this blog reaching 200 followers!!! :D
Thank you so much guys for all your support, asks and fanart that you've given to this blog!! I really appreciate all of it! I never expected this blog to get this far, but it's great that it has, I've had so much fun drawing all the sprites and art for this blog!! All the positive feedback I've gotten from you guys means so much!!
So, thank you, and I hope you enjoy the art!! God bless!! 💕💕💕
-💛
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A phone on the ground starts ringing the caller ID says "Unknown Number"
@reversed-twisted
“Huh? What’s this?”
Toodles answers the call, worried.
“Hello? Who’s this?”
(@2-toons-2-twists this is alternate, the thread can still go on)
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This you? /j
Gatsby opens his mouth to say something but Dew comes SWARMING IN, SHOVING HIM ASIDE—!
❜ HE DOESNT NEED TO KNOW YET!!! ❛
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*Scott knocked on his door softly as he waited for a response. fixing his collar*
"really dunno if this heres a good idea..."
- @ask-that-radiohost-engie
There's silence for a few moments before the sound of someone grumbling can be heard. Emmett opens the door, staring at Engineer a tad bit confused.
Scott? It's quite late, is it not? I mean, you signed off on your station already.
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How well can you dance?
" I'd say I'm.. decent, for the least. "
6/10
OTHER VERSIONS UNDER CUT
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Hey Goob, what do you think of Glisten?
"He really likes my hugs… I make sure to hug him extra long.
But overall I think he's nice!"
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Hey....can I stay over?,feel like crap right now and can't sleep...
yeah of course dudebro, uh, you wanna talk about it maybe? if you want too yknow
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