#rp askblog

[kerosene-n-gasoline]

[Kerosene is offering up a box- no, two boxes of matches to Soap, as well as a canister of accelerants. He is hoping you’re successful in your endeavours.]

AH'M GOONA SET MAHSELF ON FECKIN FIRE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[kerosene-n-gasoline]

[Kerosene has more birds. Oh! And a kitty for Soap!]

@ask-lieutriley @soapmactavish-blog

[theegreatgatsby]

ೃ⁀➷ ❜ ...~ I HAVE WAITED FIVE YEARS... AND TODAY IS THE DAY ~ ... ❛

Oh, hello there! It seems like you managed to find me in one of these little get togethers I throw, hm? Well...

I'm Jay... Jay Gatsby. I'm sure you've heard of me... Hopefully good things? Ha. ...Let's see... I'm 32, male. I don't particularly use labels. I don't enjoy them.

...Apologies, I don't particularly have the opportunity to talk about myself so... Freely. So I'm keeping it brief. ...Hm... I'm the son of some wealthy folks in the middle-west—all dead now. I was also educated in Oxford, most of my ancestors went there after all.

...I suppose that might be it. Feel free to ask other things.

Well well well! Quite Fancy seeing you back here! Yet ANOTHER BLOG?!?!??! THIS TIME FOR JAY GATSBY??? RELA????! Wowie!

Hi! Sit down fella, this will take a bit... Learn a bit, see some tags behind this wonderful super duper cool page, yakknow how it is!

The name's Dew! Dewey if you wanna be fancy, but nah, I'm just a guy on the internet here to write for his funny sad 1920s man... My pronouns are HE/SHE! I'm Genderfluid and Gay!

Right, right... Tags...

|🥂| ~ 𝑴𝑶𝑫 𝑻𝑨𝑳𝑲𝑺! - This is me talking!! :3 |🥂| ~ 𝑱𝑨𝒀'𝑺 𝑨𝑵𝑺𝑾𝑬𝑹𝑺! - Replies to asks, you know how it is. |🥂| ~ 𝑱𝑨𝒀'𝑺 𝑷𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑰𝑬𝑺! - The little guy talking to people! Yay! |🥂| ~ 𝑮𝑨𝑻𝑺𝑩𝒀'𝑺 𝑻𝑯𝑶𝑼𝑮𝑯𝑻𝑺! - Random yapping he does, reblogs... etc. |🥂| ~ 𝑶𝑳𝑫 𝑺𝑷𝑶𝑹𝑻𝑺! - We'll see, maybe a call for interactions?

ok i think that's it... until I decide to go bonkers again. thanks for reading if you got this far! smooches ur forehead /p

[corruptedcadavers]

⇢ ˗ˏˋ AND IT WOULDN'T BE LUCK IF YOU COULD GET OUT OF LIFE ALIVE . . . ࿐ྂ

Well... Hello there. It seems you've... Managed to find me. Welcome to this blog. I'm quite unsure about what to do on this website.

But on a more serious note... Hello. I'm Mr. Reed. My first name isn't important, but I suppose if it's a frequently asked thing then I'll reveal it perhaps. I use he/him pronouns, but... I've seen people using others like it/its... So, anything works. Just nothing feminine, please.

Hm. I suppose that's all I have to say. My... "Wife" needs my help for a pie she's baking. Blueberry, if you're curious.

Feel free to stop by and chat. Send an ask, or simply talk. This is merely an account for my amusement.

⇢ ˗ˏˋ OOC / MOD INTRO . . . ࿐ྂ Hello hello! Well, I don't really have much to say except welcome to my funny little blog. (Metal walls and blueberry candles included. Plus bob ross monopoly.) My name's Dexter! I use he/it pronouns, genderfluid, and I'm gay! I LOOOVE horror movies and I saw heretic in theaters pretty recently and I thought "wow, this guy would be super fun to write for!" and now I'm here! :P Kay, mini bits of info here... I'm an adult! So that being said I'm going to keep a boundary on certain aspects such as nsfw and SOME scenarios / etc. Mostly I don't care? I'd just prefer if you were to tell me or have your age in bio before deciding to imply nsfw. Flirting I don't care about, it's bound to happen, but you get it.

TAGS TIME!!! Thankfully, they're ez pz :L

†- REED ANSWERS. ; Mr. Reed answering asks :D

†- REED INTERACTS. ; Mr. Reed interacting w/ people! (Anons, other accs... Yeah :P) †- REED TALKS. ; Mr. Reed just yapping. As per usual... †- REEDS REBLOGS. ; Reblogs, obviously. †- ADMIN. ; Anything related to yours truly ;]

[kerosene-n-gasoline]

[Kerosene eagerly holds up a gas can, and makes an incomprehensible but determined noise. It seems like he wants to do arson this valentines day.]

so.... valentine's day is approaching.... what to do....

[underlockeandkeys]

Never participate in shows that get some of their contestant offerings from craigslist. He was simply signed up to be out of the studio for one day, and now he's in front of an audience of other objects- all of which being food-based. He was not a fan of this.

Some others were there in the audience, like.. Some strange elf who climbed onto the stage, the laptop visibly having 'how to make a pipebomb quick easy' googled on it, the 10 year olds who couldn't answer right for their lives, and the person who straight up collapsed onto the floor after getting too many answers wrong.

How could this get any worse? Now, he's seated back at the studio, a visible bruise forming on his forehead from a comedically large W hitting him after he answered yet another question right. Maybe he shouldn't have won that show. Because now he has a random fish. What was he going to do with a carp..?

special artist credits to @cattlebacc and @calamaririri, thank you two so much!

[ID: A low-quality setting with an orange-yellow background and several podiums, each one reading Amogus, Locke, and Marina. There is a small bacon-hair child behind the first one, the one behind the second one is a short-haired visibly distressed person, and the third person is in front of the podium, on the floor. In the bottom left, there is an elf googling 'how to make a pipe bomb'. /End ID]

[fine-i-will-random]

Okok serious question this time. What character have u enjoyed role playing the most in…any rp sever

THAT HURT.

[multiversal-askblog]

You guys get some art from me (Icarus) for once

The deity symbols/marks!! And also a tidbit about each

Karma (They/them) - The dealer of Karma in the multiverse, good and bad.

Fate (She/her) - Controls the fates of the multiverse, intertwined with Destiny

Destiny (He/him) - Controls the destinies of the multiverse, intertwined with Fate

Chaos (They/it) - Bringer of chaos to the multiverse

Void (They/them) - Overseer of any and all voids. (Including the Anti-void, save screen, and Omega Timeline.)

Magic - Guardian of any and all magic in the multiverse. Not as well known as the other deities.

[kerosene-n-gasoline]

[Kerosene holds a glass of ethanol to his mouth…… And is promptly stopped by his gas mask. Dang.]

*DANCES*

@soapmactavish-askblog bring me some more vodka.

[voidsandfoxes]

Would anyone be interested in....

A OC creechur rp blog/askblog

Or

A SCP OC askblog

Or both?

(I'll probably do both—)

[emptinessmagnified]

[Open audio log]

Sit, fledgling. I hope you'll remain in my company long enough for standing to grow uncomfortable. There is much to discuss, much to learn, and far more to be unlearned. Higher thought is fundamentally unsuited to studies of this nature.

It is with great difficulty and diligent practice I can claim to truly know Nothing.

Explore the Void with me, won't you? I find I can think much more clearly if I have something to teach.

Come, fledgling. Listen to the rests within the symphony, the spaces between the words, the very border between substance and absence.

[End log. Recovered from Last City archive, "The Hollow Verses, Vol. I"]

[kerosene-n-gasoline]

[Kerosene is offering you a drawing of your favourite bird. He tried his best, but falcons are difficult to draw.]

@ask-gaz

[kerosene-n-gasoline]

[Kerosene stares at the spiders, and squeals in joy at the sight. He seems to like spiders.]

[Kerosene scrambles into the vents, offering Roach a lighter as a gift. He stares at him ominously, almost like he’s studying him.]

- @kerosene-n-gasoline

*takes lighter with teeth* *hands are full of spiders*

[theegreatgatsby]

This you? /j

Gatsby opens his mouth to say something but Dew comes SWARMING IN, SHOVING HIM ASIDE—!

❜ HE DOESNT NEED TO KNOW YET!!! ❛

[corruptedcadavers]

Mr Reed are you creep

Are you weirdo?

He let out a laugh,

“I see what you did there, anon! Very clever. However, I wouldn’t consider myself a creep. A weirdo, perhaps. It really depends on what the exact definitions of those two words are.”

He hummed and got a dictionary off of a shelf. After flipping through a majority of the pages his eyes began to skim to one of the definitions.

“Creep… A Person who behaves in an obsequious way in the hope of advancement.”

Another few pages…

“Weirdo… A person whose dress or behavior seems strange or eccentric.”

…

“I suppose people could think of me as both. I’d hate for those to be used in a derogatory manner, though.”

[ask-leftbehind]

Dandy.

[Grips counter, desperately]

Dandy I have waited three floors for a medkit.

I survived an entire blackout on floor 8. And the floor after.

Dandy please tell me you don’t just have a bunch of candies again

I’m begging you Dandy. (politely)

“…so funny story-“