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[bitter-hibiscus]

Hi! I'm curious- what are your thoughts on what an adult Jason who wasn't killed as Robin would look like? Hero name, weapons, methods, moral code, etc? :)

!!!! Hmm!!!

Well, for appearance, I reckon he'd be pretty short. Like... 5"6 at most, since he was 5"4 when he died.

To be honest, there's a lot of ways to go about Jason not dying. I'm particular to "Tim and Steph never become Robin," honestly, since Damian would've probably been around by the time Jason quits. If we're going with Prime Earth continuity it also begs the question, does Jason ever find out about Sheila? Because that betrayal shapes up a lot of his morals as Red Hood. I enjoy the thought that he does, but only years later, and he thinks Bruce was hiding that information from him, and that's what makes him quit Robin.

For hero names, I'm particularly drawn to Bluejay. It's just too cute. And, also, a nice opposition to Red Hood. I think his primary weapon would be his Robin ropes! Because, well, Wonder Woman. :) Other than that, a hell of a lot of batarangs, since his aim is really good as Robin in canon. I don't think he'd be as good at fighting as he is as Red Hood, because it's likely that Bruce would've been his only trainer.

His moral code and methodology... Well, this might be a hot take, but I think it would basically be what Fanon thinks Red Hood Jason is like, which is essentially just a male version of Catwoman or Huntress. Even if he didn't have a major "falling out" with Bruce, he was still raised by Willis Todd, and the abuse he suffered at his father's hand would have shaped his idea of love and care, and even at his best, Jason would assume caring for someone means some sort of violence. He's also definitely very crime alley focused.

Not what you asked, BUT! If Jason didn't die, then the original Young Justice would have been his team, which is pretty neat. Definitely see him having some kind of romance with Anita especially, because of that one YJ elseworld issue where they're together. It's a cool dynamic to think about :)

Lmk if u want any other thoughts!!

[ace-din-djarin]

Come On, Kid

Here's another Ted Lasso ficlet for you all! This one features kid!Roy and made me sad while writing it. Poor baby is going through it. Enjoy!

He learns of his grandfather’s death in a phone call one Tuesday evening after training. He’s still in his kit, standing in stocking feet in the manager’s office, clutching the receiver in numb fingers. 

“I’m sorry, Royboy,” his dad says, tinny and distant. “It was quick, he didn’t suffer. He loved you, you know?”

“Yeah,” Roy thinks he says. He’s not sure – he can’t feel his face. “What – is Mum okay? And Sarah?”

“Mum and Sarah are okay.”

He passes the phone back to Coach Wilson when his dad asks him to, and then he stands, ears buzzing, letting Coach’s quiet voice wash over him. 

He was gonna teach me how to ride a bike, Roy thinks. 

His eyes burn; his breath hitches in his throat, painful and hot. 

Coach sets the phone down with a click that Roy barely hears. He’s speaking to Roy now – Roy blinks, once twice three times, and swallows against the lump in his throat. He looks up. 

“... it’ll be okay, Roy,” Coach is saying. He’s crouched in front of him now, and Roy doesn’t know how he got there, just that he’s looking at Roy with pity in his eyes and Roy hates it, bright and sudden and burning. “”M fine,” he snarls, swiping a hand across his eyes. “‘M not a baby.”

“‘Course you’re not, kid. But it’s okay to be sad.” I’m not sad, Roy thinks, because sadness is such a small word for what he’s feeling. It fits just as poorly as his old rain jacket had last time he’d tried it on, tight across the shoulders and hitting mid-waist. 

Coach is still crouched in front of him, still talking. “... Dad’ll be here to pick you up tomorrow. The funeral’s on Sunday. You’ll go home ‘till then, and be back on Monday.” “But– but I can’t –” Roy’s breath hitches. “I can’t miss that much training, Coach,” he says, and it’s only half-strangled.  “It’ll be alright, Roy. You won’t be in trouble. You want some time with your family, yeah?”

Does he? He wants to see Sarah. And a hug from Mum would be good. But it won’t be his whole family anymore. Granddad won’t be there with a sneaked sweet and a big hand ruffling through his curls.

Roy sniffs and shrugs. His throat has closed, now; he can’t get any more words out. Coach seems to understand. He pats Roy on the shoulder, fleeting pressure, and then he stands with a groan.

“Come on, kid,” he says, and rests his hand on Roy’s back to steer him out of his office, gentle but firm. “There’s still time to get to the canteen, if you hurry.”

Roy can’t choke down more than a few bites of his dinner. He thinks one of the assistant coaches must have said something to the other boys, because they don’t say anything, just look away when he sits down. He doesn’t care. His eyes feel itchy and hot, and there’s a hole where his stomach should be.

He’s given a wide berth as they get ready for bed. Out of the corner of his eye Roy sees Jeremy Young tilt his head toward Matty O’Connor, sees them both glance at him and then away again just as quick when they see him watching. They’ve got matching expressions of pity on their faces. Rage rises in his chest, swift and burning, and suddenly Roy wants to smack that look right off Jeremy’s face, wants them both to hurt, wants wants wants —

“Lights out in ten!”

The dorm monitor’s usual call snaps Roy back into his head. His hands are shaking, he realizes, fists clenched tight around the pajamas he’s still clutching to his chest. He swallows down the sudden burn of tears, shoves it down deep, and slips past Jeremy and Matty and their stares, into the bathroom to change.

Later in the dark, quiet dorm, surrounded by the gentle breathing of a dozen sleeping boys, he curls up underneath his blankie and finally lets himself cry.

[royboyprods]

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[flameleads]

When it comes to names, Roy is typically formal. He calls people by their last names or their rank if in the military, even with those he considers friends. If he doesn’t know someone, he will generally use honorifics (Miss, Mister, Sir, etc) until he has their last name and/or rank. Generally, he will only call someone by their first name if they insist on it, if he’s dating or otherwise courting them, or he has nothing else to go off of.

Some examples: he will always call Chris Mustang by her first name or Madam Christmas (sometimes just Madam) when at the bar. When it's just them, he will call her Ma. The minute that he learned Riza became a soldier, he made the switch to calling her by her rank or her last name. With Hughes, he always called the man by his last name until after he died—then, he started using his first name.

As for how he prefers others to refer to him, it varies. He will only give out his first name to civilians or people he’s courting; Gracia, for example, is always allowed to call him Roy. Chris and her employees are typically the only other people who regularly use his first name. Hughes did as well, and no amount of persuasion on Roy’s part changed that. For everyone else, with some exceptions, he’ll ask to be called by his rank or last name, and he will answer to sir. Calling him by his first name without permission is a sign of disrespect to him.

Nicknames are hit or miss. More often than not, he doesn’t like using them for other people save for people he considers family like his sisters or Elicia, who he'll call princesa. He will use terms of endearment for a partner, but they take a while for him to develop. As for people calling him nicknames, he typically doesn’t like it. Terms of endearment can only come from people he’s familiar/established a rapport with. Elicia can call him “Uncle Roy” all she wants, though. Chris and her employees will call him mijo or Royboy respectively, and he’ll answer to it.

Don’t take his formality as a sign that he doesn’t like someone. It takes him a while to be more casual. If he doesn’t like someone, though, he’ll make it clear with tone and other word choices… sometimes. After all, he does have a reputation to maintain.

[alexandraxsuoh]

✪ Royboy<3

Send me ✪ and my muse will tell you what they’d like to do to/with yours. One ✦ = They don’t want to do this at all. Five ✦ = They would die to be doing this! (Zero ✦ = “Wat?!”)

My muse would like too…

✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ dance with your muse. ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ sing for your muse. ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ask your muse out on a date. ✦ ✦ ✦ ✧ ✧ take a bath with your muse. ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ hold your muse tight. ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ lean onto your muse. ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ kiss your muse. ✦ ✦ ✦ ✧ ✧ sleep with your muse. ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✧ marry your muse. ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ watch your muse sleep.

✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ cuddle your muse. ✦ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧ go to a party with your muse. ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ watch a movie with your muse ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ play video games with your muse ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧ steal horses with your muse. ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ cook together with your muse. ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ support your muse’s hobbies. ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧ get drunk with your muse.

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"There's no need to push the luck on a few things.. If it's okay, I want to take our time. No need to rush mostly there's things I'm not open to talk about yet."

[normaltothemax]

[Arsenhole]: Right??? [Arsenhole]: Little shit needs to learn he's not the best at everything sooner or later [Arsenhole]: Is that your way of asking me out, Royboy? Not gonna try to woo me or anything? I'm hurt, I thought we had something special here ;)

[Redarse]: omg 🤣

[Redarse]: This needs to be framed and put in a museum

[Redarse]: Beer's on me tonight

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Anonymous asked: How to take care of your Roy Mustang, for dummies: Make sure your Roy Mustang gets plenty of sunlight and stays out of the rain. Too much water is very bad for your Roy Mustang. Make sure to feed your Roy Mustang three times a day, with a balanced variety of foods. Your Roy Mustang will be reluctant to do paperwork, so make sure to be firm with your Roy Mustang to keep him on track. Warning: keep your Roy Mustang away from highly flammable objects. Check on your Roy Mustang's eyesight, as some have been known to become blind. And finally, supervise your Roy Mustang if he is playing with an Envy, as your Roy Mustang may have a tendency to get overly aggressive.

How to Care For | Currently accepting.

What a fascinating set of instructions. He wasn’t about to correct the stranger on the water. Too much water for the human body was indeed a bad thing, but he only made a show of being useless in the rain. As for the rest of the instructions, a neutral expression gave way to a raised eyebrow and frown. Reminders to feed him and be firm with him? Keep him away from flammable objects? What, was he a child now? Though, again, much of that was for show. He and Hawkeye had their roles for a reason.

The rest made little sense. Eyesight... become blind? What? His eyesight was fine. There was no reason for him to go blind at this stage in his life unless he stared into the sun. And why would he get overly aggressive with Envy? Yeah, they were a Homunculus, and they probably deserved some of his anger, but surely not all of it? Roy Mustang was many things, but he always held back when it came to his fury.

He was missing something.

“... Noted.”

[wyrdify]

@reigningsniper​ came for my fucking heart asked: They return from dinner, filled with food and wine, wrapped in scarves and heavy jackets. Central is filled with snow and gusts of wind, but Riza barely noticed the chill as they'd walked home. She takes Roys hands after they've divested themselves of their coats and boots, guiding him to the couch. Hidden just out of view is a small item. Wrapped in simple paper, only a skillfully curled bow gives away the handiwork. Inside is a small album, filled with pictures of them, Elysia, Gracia, even -

- a few of Maes in the mix. She leans in, resting her chin on his shoulder as he looks through. "I've been collecting some of these for the last year, but Gracia found others in her closet that she had forgotten about." Warm eyes observe as he flips through the photographs. They'll all good memories, if a bit bittersweet with glimpses of a world that once was. She turns her head, pressing her lips against his shoulder. "Happy birthday. Here's to many more years of memories like these."

A quiet night out with just Riza was all he could ask for. Delicious food, a rare wine he hadn’t tried before, and her sitting with him while they talked about everything and nothing. In their own bubble, it didn’t feel as though they were military officers with obligations resting on their shoulders. Even as they walked home, donned in winter coats and scarves as cold wind hit any exposed skin it could find, they were merely two souls enjoying each other’s company.

He wouldn’t have it any other way. Birthdays were always an odd subject for him. Growing up without much to the Mustang name, he wasn’t accustomed to nice dinners, the expensive parties with countless guests, or more than one gift. To this day, he still told Riza that she didn’t have to get him anything. Her company was more than enough, especially on this day in particular.

Maes was supposed to be here too, telling both him and Riza that they could take a day off once in a while. Alas, he wasn’t. Riza hadn’t needed to ask him why he seemed morose for most of the week, not when she already knew. To her, he was a book she had memorized forward to back and vice versa, read many times with handwritten notes sticking to certain pages. The note for today was simple: be there.

When they got home, he thought that, once they both shed their winter clothes, they’d go straight to bed. As Riza led him to the couch, it dawned on him that telling her she didn’t need to get him anything had been futile. The item was small, wrapped in simple paper with a curled bow done with care. It felt like a book. Perhaps she tired of him reading just for work and not pleasure. They joked about it in the past, after all. He wouldn’t be surprised if she went that route, or found a book he’d been trying desperately to find.

This album fell into the latter category: something he hadn’t known he needed. One hand covered trembling lips while the other started flipping through. There was Riza when she was still growing her hair out--that was after they met the Elrics for the first time. Then, a candid shot of him in his office chair back in East City, predictably asleep while members of his team hovered over him with markers. Did she take that picture? She must’ve...

He stopped on one page, eyes drawn to one picture. Was that from when Elicia was born? Maes begged him and Riza to get their asses to Central to be there. Roy remembered taking this photo in particular, Gracia giving him the signal after her husband finally fell asleep. With Elicia in his arms, he almost looked serene. At peace. Happy.

A single tear betrayed him, dropping onto the page before he could think to control it. What kind of person cried when they received a birthday gift? Clearly, he was. More tears threatened to fall as he turned to meet her gaze. Over the last year, she started collecting these photos, even teaming up with Gracia to get more. Telling her “thank you” wasn’t enough. If he could get himself to speak, open his mouth to let words come out.

One step at a time. He moved his hand away from his mouth. With her, he didn’t need to hide that he felt things normal humans did.

“I... I don’t...” Stammering and unable to find his words, he gave her a weak smile. He wanted to give her more than fragments strung together in haste. “... Thank you. That’s not enough, but... that’s all I’ve got right now. Forgive me.” He used his sleeve to wipe his eyes and face, knowing he probably looked like a downright mess, and that she probably wouldn’t care. “Sit with me for a bit. Please?”

[schweeeppess]

Dick or Roy? Love them both but we gotta make this hard for you

HDBDKA THATS NOT COOL. HECK. HECKHECKHECK. SHDBDKS FUCK.

UHHHH SHIT FUCK I HAVE TO GO WITH GRAYSON.

[earl-grey-love]

how about ❣️ for roy?

Howdy Bree! Oh thank you for asking, I had some fun with this. I hope you're doing well today! 💕

Who is the little spoon?

It's Roy. Every single night I hold him. He likes to pretend he only "lets me do it" because it makes me happy but listen. If I don't he will not stop whining about it because he loves it. If I let go of him in my sleep he pulls me back into position. Not spooning/cuddling him is unacceptable behaviour.

Who sings in the shower?

Roy does when he's showering alone and he really gets into it. It can be quite loud but it's great!

Who plays pranks on the other?

Roy never receives a moments respite from my torment of him. I'm pulling constant pranks on this poor man.

Who is the one who listens to pop music?

Me more than him but we're both mainly into jazz and swing.

Who brings the other a random cup of joe?

I'm the one who makes coffee in the house (or at work) so it's me. He's not really that into coffee? I am though.

Who picks the cheesy movies for date night?

Me. I always pick the ones I know will make him emotional so I can watch him try to hide it... also because I too want to experience an ✨emotional journey✨

Who is more likely to feed the other in public?

Neither to be honest. It's not our thing.

Who gives the other random little compliments?

I compliment Roy on a regular basis (often after teasing him). He's far more reserved with compliments but when he does go for it they are well thought out, and often unexpected.

Who is always stealing food from the other’s plate?

Neither of us... we typically don't like the same foods so there is nothing worth stealing.

Who is more likely to let the other borrow their car?

Yeah... Roy is not going to let me drive his car. Ever. He knows better.

Who makes the list before they go grocery shopping?

We are both going to wing it. No lists in this house for anything.

Who makes sure the other takes their meds when sick?

I mean, I think if I did this to Roy he would just not take his meds so I would keep giving him attention. But then I'd wise up and just never tell him to again so he would yknow... actually take it.

Who watches sports and has to teach the other the rules?

Roy. I don't know if he likes sports beyond betting on the outcome though, so maybe he wouldn't even know the rules. He might just make them up to mess with me.

Who pulls the other to their feet for a dance in the living room?

Royboy. We have music playing pretty much all the time when we are at home, and physical touch is our thing, so spontaneous dancing together is a common occurance.

Who has to keep reminding the other to hurry or they’ll be late?

Sometimes when Roy is excited to go some place he gets like this but not for things like work.

Who is the one most likely to get a tattoo with the other’s name?

Neither of us are the tattoo type but I feel like this might be something Roy would say he would do.

[bitter-hibiscus]

Hey hi you have piqued my interest and I would love to hear your thoughts on Jason and Roy's interaction in New Titans #20-21 :)

OKAY OKAY OKAY!!! SO THOSE ISSUES ARE SO SO SO IMPORTANT TO ME BC THEY SET THE FOUNDATION OF JASON'S RELATIONSHIP WITH AUTHORITY HERO FIGURES AND. ROY IS PRETTY MUCH THE ONLY POSITIVE ONE

Sorry for rambling about more than just Roy and Jason but I had to set a foundation for my points.

The only three people who actually speak to Jason at any point for more than a single line in those issues are Donna, Hank, and Roy.

Donna, as is plainly stated in the text, is not actually talking to Jason, but to Robin, and she expects him to act exactly like Dick Grayson does.

In the beginning of the story, this isn't particularly an issue, since Jason is very excited to be included and Donna isn't actually putting any kind of pressure on him. HOWEVER, as issue #20 progresses, it becomes really, really serious. Particularly in this scene:

Donna, who up until this point Jason generally worshipped in that way children always do, just showed him she's not only capable of extreme violence against her teammates, but also willing to completely leave the people depending on her behind. (I may not be the biggest Donna lorehead but I'm pretty sure this isn't something she does often. It is, however, what Jason sees her doing, and that's important.)

Jason, kindhearted, boneheaded Jason, immediately calls her out on this. He trusts that Donna is a capable and trustworthy hero and team leader, but the image of a perfect heroine has been broken.

Donna puts almost the... complete opposite kind of pressure on Jason that Bruce does. Bruce has trained Jason to obey, and to try and force him into a leadership role while three of your teammates are literally unconscious is, to say the least, stress-inducing to a little kid.

(oops, the Donna part got long. I have a lot of feelings about them, okay?)

The second person who interacts with Jason in those issues is Hank, who is, you know. Hank.

The first thing he says to Jason is mocking his age, which Jason seems to be pretty self-aware of in a negative way, being the only child in a group of 20-something-year-olds.

Then, he actively stops Jason from joining a fight and doing his part as a Titan:

It's the polar opposite of how Donna treats Jason in this issue. Hank sees Jason as incapable and unfit for being a Titan. It's both demotivating and incredibly insulting, especially when Jason was trying to do the right thing.

So we're 0 for 2 for grown-up superheroes being dicks to Jason.

Enter Roy Harper, stage left.

Roy is the only member of the team to both acknowledge Jason as a teammate and still speak to him like the child he is without being patronizing or mocking, despite his conflicting and complicated emotions on the mission they're going to, because Cheshire. He keeps himself friendly and inviting to Jason, forces himself to joke around, because Jason is a child who shouldn't be responsible for Roy's Whole Ordeal.

He actively humors Jason's worship and wonder of superheroes, but still jokes around with him like Jason is an equal and not a kid he's babysitting.

He offers Jason company and empathy, and encourages him to share his view of the situation, once again treating Jason as a team member worthy of being listened to, but not particularly of being in charge of anything. Jason, for his part, pays attention to what's happening with Roy, and expresses concern over what Roy's feelings on the situation might be.

(long pause to admire how beautiful Jade looks in this story. anyway)

This scene is also really important, I think. Not only for the obvious reasons of Lian Being Revealed, but because even though Roy is reeling from the knowledge that he has a child, he still has space in his thoughts to care about Jason and want him safe. Even though Jason's attempt to lighten the mood was... less than optimal. Lol. I love him so much

Jason is there for what some may argue is the biggest part of Roy's development as a character, and even though he's secondary to everything that's happening, Roy still considers Jason an important part of the situation. He still takes Jason into account, despite desperately wanting answers from Jade.

I have nothing to say about those panels but look at them. my babies. jason is so so worried. his new friend is not ok and he cant help :(

TLDR: Jason's interactions with most adult heroes are.. pretty bad, (Not all. Shoutout to my men Joey Wilson and Garfield Logan,) but Roy is a major exception to that rule. He's compassionate and funny and a hurricane of emotions, and he's the first adult outside of Batman and Nightwing to canonically show Jason a little bit of kindness. While not in any way backed by canon, I do think that Jason's interactions with Roy filled him with determination to be a good hero and earn other people's trust. Those two issues have very small interactions, but I do believe they're some of the most important pieces of original Robin Jason content, largely due to Roy's presence.

[loving-fiction]

Hello!!! Just dropping in to say that you and Roy make a really cute couple!

☺️Oh my gosh thank you!!! I just love him ☺️

[5hio]

Your royai cowboy/western au is so cool, but when you said Royboy was an ex-sheriff I can't help but imagine him as a dorky sheriff like Rango from Rango (2011) Like "Now we ride" scene and one of his companions is like "where are we going?" all cause he just wanted to say that and was all caught up in moment.

Yes. Thats 100% exactly what he would do

He’d be the kind of sheriff that no one really knows how he got there, but he does a decent job so no one cares to ask

[sun-3-160]

FMAB guys ranked by how likely they are to get pegged:

General Grumman. This man fucks like a beast. -250000/10

Scar. He has no time for getting pegged. Only vengeance. 0/10

Van Hohenheim. Trisha probably pegged him at least once, but points off for being a bad dad. 1/10

Maes. He loves his wife and has def been pegged a few times. 2/10

Havoc. He loves women and would totally let one peg him if she asked nicely. 4/10

Og Greed. He wants to have all the sex so it is only logical he’d get pegged on a fairly regular basis. 6.5/10

Sig. Izumi pegs him at least 3 times a week. 8/10

Miles. Olivier has massive dick energy so she should have an equally huge strap. 9.5/10

K*mblee. Hear me out. He is the most morally sound and honest character so he has no qualms with getting pegged. 11/10

Royboy. Hawkeye pegs him everyday. 500/10

[hoodedmenace]

corvusrequiem asked:                    

do you even know how much i love you? from royboy.

  Jason groans softly, and then pitches it into a long, low whine when the pressure against his back gets heavier. It feels like Roy is trying to bend him in half, and not in the fun way, and all Jason can do is brace against it. “If I didn’t know any better, I’d think you were trying to torture me,” he grumbles—there’s nowhere for him to go when Roy starts pressing messy kisses to his cheek that isn’t over the balcony railing, so he just sits there and takes it until they both fall over.

  “You know, I had, like, a vaguely romantic answer, but now I’m starting to think that maybe too much love is also an option—”