#also calling hohenheim evil is more of a lighthearted jab but he is a somewhat bad father

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FMAB guys ranked by how likely they are to get pegged:

General Grumman. This man fucks like a beast. -250000/10

Scar. He has no time for getting pegged. Only vengeance. 0/10

Van Hohenheim. Trisha probably pegged him at least once, but points off for being a bad dad. 1/10

Maes. He loves his wife and has def been pegged a few times. 2/10

Havoc. He loves women and would totally let one peg him if she asked nicely. 4/10

Og Greed. He wants to have all the sex so it is only logical he’d get pegged on a fairly regular basis. 6.5/10

Sig. Izumi pegs him at least 3 times a week. 8/10

Miles. Olivier has massive dick energy so she should have an equally huge strap. 9.5/10

K*mblee. Hear me out. He is the most morally sound and honest character so he has no qualms with getting pegged. 11/10

Royboy. Hawkeye pegs him everyday. 500/10