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meanwhile: in a high fantasy near you!
king: on your knees!
peasant: Oh my! your highness I didn't know you were into ntr (///0_0///)
king: ಠ_ಠ
king: Why is he broken?
Royal adviser: if you're asking what's wrong with him him, we don't know either we just need you to decide on his sentence
king: why, what did he do?
Royal adviser: it would seem that he burnt down three orphanages
king: three!? jesus! have him beheaded
peasant: (///0-0///)
king: oh what is it this time!?
peasant: first the king tells me to get on my knees, and now he offers to give me head! if I knew about this earlier I would have burned down six orphanages!
king: NOPE! call an exorcist!
peasant: *moans furiously*
#this is what happens when you give man the gift of imagination#jokes#random#lol#funny#fantasy#peasant#king#royal adviser#unhinged#guillotine
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[C] 'MY' Style: Atlas (OC) by Mast3r-Rainb0w
A commission I made for a client via DeviantArt, featuring an angelic, mystical monk dude of some sort. They’re an original character/OC I had the pleasure of redesigning myself! Enjoy!
#atlas oc#atlas#angel#hindu god#hindu mythology#robe#my artwork#mastermission#commission#my personal art style#personal art style#personal style#monk#royal adviser#robes#unleashed form#servant of paradox#parasite
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dont look at me like that
#art#witch hat atelier#qifrey#goes without saying he can talk to little animals like a fairytale princess & brushbuddy is his royal adviser
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(unsure of how to call them a cunt) they're so cunty
#ooc#swatch#deltarune#I MISS THEM. i went to see them just so i could see them serving evil royal adviser again#every day at work i grow a deeper understanding and fondness for swatch “smart watch” deltarune
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im sure the chief advisors never had their portraits painted because that would be too obvious but i do like the hilarious mental image of just. a wall of 36 identical evil men
#endon: 'prandine why do you look like every other chief advisor'#prandine who has no clue how genetics work bc he was made in a lab: 'well sire children look like their fathers'#endon who also has no clue how genetics work: 'oh that makes sense.'#sharn who doesnt know abt genetics but knows its more complicated than that: who is fucking prandine??????#im sure the chief advisors werent TOTALLY identical but its way funnier if they are#yes there has been A Guy advising our royal family since the unification of our kingdom. no it hasnt been the same Guy since the beginning#that would just be silly#yes all 36 of them are perfectly identical. no theres nothing strange about that#ramblimgs#deltora quest#dq#prandine deltora quest
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getting working on the last commission in the queue then taking a much needed mental health sabbatical from social media, apologies to people on the waitlist for when things reopen
if you were part of the emergency commission queue and got your email missed let me know and i'll pop you on waitlist for next time for said commission, will just need your email to confirm
if you paid for a commission and have not heard anything/got missed let me know and i will add your commission to my current queue and i am very very sorry for the mistake
thanks <3
#i've been trying to power through what's been going on for financial reasons but i can't anymore#my country is about to get royally fucked by tariffs and part of me is like ooooh the dollar will be weak#so charging in usd for my commissions will stretch longer until inflation hits#but i think i will actually explode if i don't disconnect#and have been advised to#so i'll take being broke over my brain breaking it has been a long process to get to some kind of normalcy
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POV: your mom just sold you to Royal Republic
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Hot take but I think Merlin should’ve been appointed the Royal court jester instead of Arthur’s servant
#bbc merlin#merlin#merlin and arthur#merlin au#2008 merlin#merlin 2008#court jester#like he would still be advising the prince and king#he’s funny as fuck and would be allowed to sass the royals#put that boy in some tights and give him a lute
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you can now buy my little orufrey zine i made!
a 36 page, b&w a5 amateur zine made up of orufrey art i've drawn this year so far. alone is £6 + shipping and they can also come with a mini print add-on, a 4x6 photo print for £8.50 total.
the first 6 orders will come with a free official bromide :)
#i have 2 easthies 2 coco 1 tartah and 1 olruggio -#i don't really know how to gauge this or how many i'll sell or how quick or anything really so uh..assume you're just getting the zine..#but if you want this and you order asap then let me know in the notes if you'd like any of them or you'd not want a certain character haha#AND BEAR WITH MEEEEE this is the first time i've ever done something like this! it took kinda a lot of setup#but it seems bigcartel is pretty nice. we'll see how this goes lol#idk if that's even too much or too little for a zine but someone advised me that it's fine so...That's how it goes#it's all art that's online anyway haha but i'm like..disabled and stuff..it's a way to help me out & own my art @ the same time if u want..#this is my first ever time printing my own work so it's not like. professional quality#but this is how 'zines' are supposed to be after all!#international shipping btw! shipping won't be too much since it's less than 100g and same whether or not there's a print/bromide!#i think i can ship anywhere?????? the royal mail said so.....i hope that's true...#paypal or stripe is ok btw.. if this goes well i will make and sell more stuff...i like printing..#OH BRUSHBUG AND TASSELS NOT INCLUDED............they are my friends
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What I love about Simon is how he's a play on the traditional 'strong man of the house' stereotype. He's a beautiful singer and (quite frankly) looks like angel. He's tough as nails. He likes wearing cartoon shirts. He's stoic as hell. He's an absolute nerd. He's a gamer. He has a big heart and he's determined. He's resourceful. He does extremely ill-advised things.
He's many things, and these traits express themselves differently depending on the situation he's in. For example, his kind heart means he treats others well, but it leaves him vulnerable to people walking all over him (and please don't get me started on how many times he forgave Wille in S3 I srsly cannot). In many ways, what I love about Young Royals is that it reminds us that people aren't good or bad, more products of where they've been and where they are now.
Also I just really like Simon's character lol
#young royals#yr s3 spoilers#simon eriksson#he is my favourite character and I think it's because I relate to all his worst flaws#and not the one where he's too kind#but the one where he just does really ill-advised things
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just tried to spruce up my blog and i only now notice my header image is messed up. #inconsolable
#royal advising from adi#sadly not a big fan of the prev text tag so we'll try out this new one teehee
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//Pierre becoming a concubine to the higher ups of Hell
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Testing my hand at manga coloring. Still a work in progress…. ♡ ˶ᵔᵕᵔ˶


#I wanted to see if I could remove the text bubbles#if anyone has any advise I’m all ears#negai no astro kuran#astro royale kuran#nna kuran#yotsurugi kuran#kuran yotsurugi#manga coloring#work in progress
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Wei Wuxian is thrust into an emperor position and must navigate his kingdom to prosperity. His new advisor, Lan Wangji, attempts to make the task easier.
oh no anon I already have too many ongoing royalty AUs QAQ
#asks#I WOULD write this and i h8 that i can't#you can't tempt me this way!#TAT#writers should get 48 hour days and age half as fast#too many words in brain and not enough time to write them all#hc that for this verse wwx would be some distant cousin of the royal family#calamity strikes and suddenly he's the only viable successor#the lans have always advised the emperors and lwj is NOT happy that this new one likes to break into his room at 3am#and pays no attention to his health and eats unsuitable things#but will that stop him from falling in love? absolutely not
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#red white and royal blue movie#rwrb movie#alex claremont diaz#text post#he might have taken zahra’s advise too far
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The Badun Detective Agency Texts;

Convo between Jace and Harry Badun.

Convo between Jace Badun and Hadie Olympian of the Underworld (Son of Hades).

Convo between Jace Badun and Elle of Tirulia (daughter of Eric and Ariel).

Convo between Yzla Sorcerer of Enchancia and Jace Badun.
Let me know if you want me to make more of this series.
#descendants#disney descendants#melissa de la cruz#disney#jace badun#harry badun#reza son of the former royal adviser of agrabah#descendants reza#hermie bing#elle adopted daughter of eric and ariel#elle descendants#princess elle#descendants elle#elle daughter of eric and ariel#elle of tirulia#princess elle of tirulia#yzla daughter of yzma#descendants yzla#yzla descendants#eddie balathazar#descendants hadie#descendants text messages#the badun detective agency au#etc
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