#royal adviser

[koof]

meanwhile: in a high fantasy near you!

king: on your knees!

peasant: Oh my! your highness I didn't know you were into ntr (///0_0///)

king: ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

king: Why is he broken?

Royal adviser: if you're asking what's wrong with him him, we don't know either we just need you to decide on his sentence

king: why, what did he do?

Royal adviser: it would seem that he burnt down three orphanages

king: three!? jesus! have him beheaded

peasant: (///0-0///)

king: oh what is it this time!?

peasant: first the king tells me to get on my knees, and now he offers to give me head! if I knew about this earlier I would have burned down six orphanages!

king: NOPE! call an exorcist!

peasant: *moans furiously*

[mast3r-rainb0w]

[C] 'MY' Style: Atlas (OC) by Mast3r-Rainb0w

A commission I made for a client via DeviantArt, featuring an angelic, mystical monk dude of some sort. They’re an original character/OC I had the pleasure of redesigning myself! Enjoy!

[wizardjellyfish]

dont look at me like that

[shadow-and-purgatory]

im sure the chief advisors never had their portraits painted because that would be too obvious but i do like the hilarious mental image of just. a wall of 36 identical evil men

[nitunio]

POV: your mom just sold you to Royal Republic

[enginespark]

Hot take but I think Merlin should’ve been appointed the Royal court jester instead of Arthur’s servant

[hillerskaroyals]

cause of death:

[lunarharp]

you can now buy my little orufrey zine i made!

a 36 page, b&w a5 amateur zine made up of orufrey art i've drawn this year so far. alone is £6 + shipping and they can also come with a mini print add-on, a 4x6 photo print for £8.50 total.

the first 6 orders will come with a free official bromide :)

[hilarioushilarity]

What I love about Simon is how he's a play on the traditional 'strong man of the house' stereotype. He's a beautiful singer and (quite frankly) looks like angel. He's tough as nails. He likes wearing cartoon shirts. He's stoic as hell. He's an absolute nerd. He's a gamer. He has a big heart and he's determined. He's resourceful. He does extremely ill-advised things.

He's many things, and these traits express themselves differently depending on the situation he's in. For example, his kind heart means he treats others well, but it leaves him vulnerable to people walking all over him (and please don't get me started on how many times he forgave Wille in S3 I srsly cannot). In many ways, what I love about Young Royals is that it reminds us that people aren't good or bad, more products of where they've been and where they are now.

Also I just really like Simon's character lol

[witch--btch]

Testing my hand at manga coloring. Still a work in progress…. ♡ ˶ᵔᵕᵔ˶

[stiltonbasket]

Wei Wuxian is thrust into an emperor position and must navigate his kingdom to prosperity. His new advisor, Lan Wangji, attempts to make the task easier.

oh no anon I already have too many ongoing royalty AUs QAQ

[interestinglittlerelationship]

[hannahhook7744]

The Badun Detective Agency Texts;

Convo between Jace and Harry Badun.

Convo between Jace Badun and Hadie Olympian of the Underworld (Son of Hades).

Convo between Jace Badun and Elle of Tirulia (daughter of Eric and Ariel).

Convo between Yzla Sorcerer of Enchancia and Jace Badun.

Let me know if you want me to make more of this series.

[baddingtonbitch]

Giovanni Ribisi as Marius Josipovic in Sneaky Pete

S2.E7 "The Reluctant Taxidermist"

[the-smallest-star]

What color is your love?

Blue; love as peace

How to describe your love? Your love is a cool pool which you can sink into on a hot day. Your love is a reassuring hand squeeze, a whispered "it'll be okay, I'm here". Your love is knowing their favorite gas station snack, their coffee order, their loved and hated songs. Your love is the rain that every plant needs to grow. Your love is compassion and confidence.

[quibbs126]

The realization that I’m failing nearly all my classes is hitting me and it’d 5 in the morning so I can’t do anything about it

And we’re about a month from finals

Edit: you know, it’s funny, I told myself at the end of last semester that I’d limit my use of my iPad, since I recognized it as the source of my distractions, only for me to end up using it way more to the point of detriment this semester