#roxydave

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Favourite ‘Controversial’ Ships Series (12/?): Dave Strider/Roxy Lalonde

Is it sweet platonic age regression? Is it super kinky age play? As long as Dave is feeling safe and adored by his mom I really don’t care! Special shout out to Mom Lalonde/Dave Strider for being the ultimate milf fantasy but just in general I feel like Dave’s mommy kink is severely under-explored in the Homestuck fandom. I would read a million fics of these two, in any dynamic you’ll give me.

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strilondecest with the alpha kids is so 💖💖💖

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cannot believe theres only 43 works in the roxydave tag. that should actually be criminal

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davedirk is still alabama obviously

Obviously. Dirkdave, Roxyrose, and Roxydave are incest. And Dirkrose is fucking incest AND erasure.

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Roxydave and meulin

roxy: whats your all time favorite video game?

hmmmm…ugh faves are hard. i guess pokemon silver.

dave: whats your favorite genre of music?

*stares into the camera like im on the Office* Yes. if i Had to choose i guess Dubstep/punk/swing(and electroswing)

Meulin: what’s your favorite animal?

dkjaksfjsldlfjsldakf i guess like, mmmmmmh, herps (snakes and frogs especially), wolves, cephalopods, sloths, sharks (whale sharks especially)

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Cronus, Dave, Rufioh, Roxy, Kurloz, Mituna

❤CronusRufioh, RoxyKurloz, DaveMituna♦️CronusRufioh, RoxyDave, KurlozMituna♠️CronusRufioh, RoxyMituna, DaveKurloz♣️Roxy (Cronus, Rufioh)

Lmao Cronus and Rufioh are gross and I’m not shipping them with anyone but each other. Their relationship(s) keep falling apart every three seconds and neither of them are faithful but oh well at least Roxy is putting in a solid attempt to mediate them.Pitch KurDave sounds really interesting tho. I might go look up a fic or two. Also flush RoxyKurloz if there’s any content for them

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Anonymous said: Are you willing to write more Alpha Dave/Roxy? I'd love to read about her happily swallowing every drop of his pee (and maybe her own pee) and then his cum please. omorashi, slight facefucking, underage.      ao3 link

"Are you sure about this, princess?" Dave asked, voice soft. It wasn't unusual for Roxy to comply with something Dave wanted to try out, but she seemed more than eager for this one, despite how fucking gross it was.

Even though it got Dave off.

"Of course, Daddy." She said in a cute voice, looking up at him with wide, pink eyes. He smiled and brushed hair out of her face.

"You're so beautiful baby, don't--" "Don't you forget it, I know." She smiled, finishing his sentence and grabbing his legs in anticipation.

The two were in the large bathroom, Roxy on her knees in the tub while Dave stood over her. They were both completely naked (even Dave's shades. Sometimes, Roxy would rather have them off, and he would absolutely take them off for her), with Dave's cock hanging out infront of her. It was flaccid, of course, and he had to try his best not to get hard enough that he couldn't piss.

But with Roxy looking up at him with those big eyes, her perky, growing breasts with hard pink nubs at the end, and the way one of her hands was idly between her legs was too good to be true. She blinked up at him, her free hand on his leg as she rubbed it, whining slightly. He grabbed his cock, aiming it at her face, a hand still in her hair and stroking it.

He let a steady stream of urine go down her face, catching her by surprise at first. She kept her smile as Dave's piss hit her mouth, looking up at him. Dave's mouth was in a small 'o' shape, watching as his little girl opened her mouth and let some go into her mouth. He shivered and didn't let the stream die down. "Fuck- swallow it, baby girl." He said in a soft tone, so she knew she didn't have to.

She looked up, previously spitting it as it got into her mouth, before swallowing a bit. Thank god it tasted mostly like water, which got Roxy up higher on her knees so she could get more, moaning softly. She swallowed as it came, the drops that escaped her mouth trailing down her soft skin, down to her legs. For a moment, she put her lips on the head of his cock, trying to work more out before she was moved off, Dave's cock twitching.

The stream was dying down now, Roxy looking up at Dave, who had a dazed look on his face. She now moved to put her mouth on him, sucking softly and making sure no drop fell out. She closed her eyes, before the stream stopped completely. She moved off, wiping her mouth with a giggle, a hand moving to stroke the cock that was hardening on its own.

"Was that good, daddy?" She asked him, legs spread slightly. Her hand was moving a bit, rubbing herself as she felt her wetness dripping to the bottom of the tub. Dave looked down at her wet face, nodding.

"Wanna suck daddy off now?" He asked, pushing her hair back more, and without even answering her mouth was back on him, closing her eyes and bobbing her head around his cock. He grunted, a grip on her hair, only forceful enough so that she loved it. Her hand moved faster, moaning softly around his cock as he helped her move her head faster. His balls tightened, using both hands to her hair now.

He released into her mouth, her moaning the second he finished due to her own orgasm. She panted, just sitting her, slumped against the side of the tub. She looked up at him, tired eyes blinking now. Dave leaned down to peck her musky lips, and petting her hair. He turned the water on to fill a bath for her.

"Let's get you cleaned up, princess."

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I want Dave and Roxy to become like, inseparable

plz

platonically or not idc

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daveroxy commission that I always forget to post OuO

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daveroxy for the married life meme thing

leaves their dirty clothes on the floor

Probably both, because we all know Derse Dreamers are messy as fuck.

forgets to run the dish washer

Dave. My headcanon for them is that he stays home and writes his movies, while Roxy is working as a teacher or programmer.

pumps gas for the car

Roxy, because of the reasons above.

drives when they’re going somewhere

None of them. Dave is a hella famous director, if they need to go somewhere, he’d be like:”Yeah, whatever, I’ll call my chauffeur.”

And if its about grocery shopping it’s Roxy.

rearranges the furniture

Roxy, because if shes bored she orders new furniture from IKEA.

falls asleep with the TV on

Dave, and he snorts like a douche so when Roxy is with him at that time, she uses everything she has around to wake that dude up.

gets to use the bathroom first

Because Roxy needs to get up earlier than Dave, mostly, she gets to use it first. But if they both have an appointment, well the shower is big enough if you know what I mean. ;)

decides the temperature for the ac/heater

Roxy, she gets cold really fast and in summer she almost only runs around naked. Dave likes to change the temprature now and then, to fake that it’s broken again so she starts stripping and they end in bed, but whatever.

sets up holiday decorations

Both of them, if they even have time for it. Sadly Roxy needs to celebrate Christmas alone sometimes, because of Daves job, but when he gets home, he surely gets his presents.

leaves the lights on

Roxy, she even sleeps in with them on. Dave is annoyed by that, but he’s too lazy to turn them off by himself, so he lets ‘em burn the whole night.

uses the bathroom with the door open

They dont even care about that. Do they even own a bathroom door?

fixes the plumbing (or calls the plumber)

Roxy cals the plumber, but Dave tries to fix it anyways, so she ends up calling 911 too.

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I wanna fucking rp MILF Lalonde and confused yet turned on teenage Dave.

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1. My God-Tier is Sylph of Heart

24. Proberbly roxydave bc hell idk many people who ship it (its my otp xD)