#round two: make poor turin fight him parents???

[welcomingdisaster]

Who would win in a parking lot fistfight?

The rules of the fight:

They are unarmed, shirtless, and have had the equivalent of two shots (everyone, elves and men, equally inebriated)

Currently the parking lot contains: one broken beer bottle, many cigarette butts, six sewer rats, discarded curly fries, a big stick, Finwë's gorgeous Noldorin jewels, angrist, Azaghal's dwarven tools, and Eldacar's crown, Thingol's nauglamir, and Earendil's silmaril.

Victory is declared once one person surrenders, dies, is knocked out, or flees the scene

ROUND 3, MATCH 2:

Notes: Morwen has won a decisive victory against Earendil. She is grim but determined. Turin has won a landslide victory against Thingol, viciously maiming his foster father. He is overcome with guilt and his eyes are clouded by sorrow.