#silm parking lot fistfight

[welcomingdisaster]

Who would win in a parking lot fistfight?

The rules of the fight:

They are unarmed, shirtless, and have had the equivalent of two shots (everyone, elves and men, equally inebriated)

Currently the parking lot contains: one broken beer bottle, many cigarette butts, six sewer rats, discarded curly fries, a big stick, Fingolfin's crown, and Angrod's cigarette lighter, Maglor's music notes, and Turgon's kingly orb, Tuor's shipbuilding tools, and Ecthelion's sparkling silver flute.

Victory is declared once one person surrenders, dies, is knocked out, or flees the scene

ROUND 3, MATCH 1:

NOTES: Feanor and Beren both had definitive victories in the previous round. Feanor has learned how to work a cigarette lighter but retains the broken nose and shattered sense of sanity from his fight with Fingolfin. Beren is uninjured and determined, loved by all creatures and aided by the sewer rats.

[daily-smol-silm]

Day #96 - Fawn

Yeahhhh it’s more Celebrimby, Yeah it’s gonna happen again sorry 😬

[nyenyerle]

catching up on the silm parking lot fistfights poll like it’s morning news

[welcomingdisaster]

Who would win in a parking lot fistfight?

The rules of the fight:

They are unarmed, shirtless, and have had the equivalent of two shots (everyone, elves and men, equally inebriated)

Currently the parking lot contains: one broken beer bottle, many cigarette butts, two sewer rats, discarded curly fries, and a big stick

Victory is declared once one person surrenders, dies, or flees the scene

ROUND 1, MATCH 1:

[welcomingdisaster]

Who would win in a parking lot fistfight?

The rules of the fight:

They are unarmed, shirtless, and have had the equivalent of two shots (everyone, elves and men, equally inebriated)

Currently the parking lot contains: one broken beer bottle, many cigarette butts, eight sewer rats, discarded curly fries, a big stick, Finwë's gorgeous Noldorin jewels, and angrist.

Victory is declared once one person surrenders, dies, is knocked out, or flees the scene.

ROUND 2, MATCH 4:

Notes: Thingol has had a very close fight with Finwë, winning by only 2.2%. He enters the fight with a dislocated shoulder and an overwhelming sense of guilt about hurting his old friend. Turin has won a decisive victory against Curufin, killing him instantly. He enters the fight with a sense of hubris which wars with the unspeakable horror of taking a life.

[welcomingdisaster]

Who would win in a parking lot fistfight?

The rules of the fight:

They are unarmed, shirtless, and have had the equivalent of two shots (everyone, elves and men, equally inebriated)

Currently the parking lot contains: one broken beer bottle, many cigarette butts, two sewer rats, discarded curly fries, and a big stick

Victory is declared once one person surrenders, dies, or flees the scene

ROUND 1, MATCH 9:

[welcomingdisaster]

Who would win in a parking lot fistfight?

The rules of the fight:

They are unarmed, shirtless, and have had the equivalent of two shots (everyone, elves and men, equally inebriated)

Currently the parking lot contains: one broken beer bottle, many cigarette butts, two sewer rats, discarded curly fries, and a big stick

Victory is declared once one person surrenders, dies, or flees the scene

ROUND 1, MATCH 10:

[welcomingdisaster]

Who would win in a parking lot fistfight?

The rules of the fight:

They are unarmed, shirtless, and have had the equivalent of two shots (everyone, elves and men, equally inebriated)

Currently the parking lot contains: one broken beer bottle, many cigarette butts, six sewer rats, discarded curly fries, a big stick, Finwë's gorgeous Noldorin jewels, angrist, Azaghal's dwarven tools, Eldacar's crown, Thingol's nauglamir, Earendil's silmaril, Fingolfin's crown, and Angrod's cigarette lighter, Maglor's music notes, and Turgon's kingly orb, Tuor's shipbuilding tools, and Ecthelion's sparkling silver flute, Turin's dragon-helm, Feanor's red-plumed helmet, Maeglin's forge tools, Aredhel's white cloak, Haleth's spear, Elrond's hotel manager ID card, Finrod's silver crown, Idril's tunnel-digging implements, and Galadriel's mirror basin thingy.

Victory is declared once one person surrenders, dies, is knocked out, or flees the scene.

FINAL ROUND!!

Notes:

Morwen has scored a decisive victory against Beren. She comes into the fight grimly determined and unharmed.

Luthien has had an edible with Fingon and Samwise after the last round.

[welcomingdisaster]

parking lot fistfight... bonus round!

so, as unearthed in this post , I have accidentally used a bracket that left Luthien with no match up for round 4. But that's not fair! If her boyfriend is fighting, we probably ought to let her fight. So, we've brought on a couple contestants who did not participate in the earlier rounds to make this fun.

Rules of the fight:

They are shirtless and armed with pool noodles.

Everyone has had the equivalent of two frozen margaritas (elf, hobbit, and half-maia peredhel equally inebriated).

Victory is declared once two people surrender, flee the scene, or are held down for 3+ seconds.

There are no bad consequences to this round; no one is getting hurt. After this is done they will go back to Fingon's place, eat weed brownies with ice cream, and watch Howl's Moving Castle.

ROUND 4, MATCH 2 (BONUS!): make the narrative parallels fight!

[welcomingdisaster]

Who would win in a parking lot fistfight?

The rules of the fight:

They are unarmed, shirtless, and have had the equivalent of two shots (everyone, elves and men, equally inebriated)

Currently the parking lot contains: one broken beer bottle, many cigarette butts, six sewer rats, discarded curly fries, a big stick, Maeglin's forge tools, Aredhel's white cloak, Haleth's spear, Elrond's hotel manager ID card, Finrod's silver crown, and Idril's tunnel-digging implements.

Victory is declared once one person surrenders, dies, is knocked out, or flees the scene

ROUND 3, MATCH 3:

Notes: Galadriel scored a decisive victory against her brother Finrod. Nonetheless, fighting him has pained her heart. Luthien scored a decisive victory against Idril; she has not had one close match this fight and is feeling ready to kick names and take ass.

[welcomingdisaster]

Who would win in a parking lot fistfight?

The rules of the fight:

They are unarmed, shirtless, and have had the equivalent of two shots (everyone, elves and men, equally inebriated)

Currently the parking lot contains: one broken beer bottle, many cigarette butts, six sewer rats, discarded curly fries, a big stick, Finwë's gorgeous Noldorin jewels, angrist, Azaghal's dwarven tools, and Eldacar's crown, Thingol's nauglamir, and Earendil's silmaril.

Victory is declared once one person surrenders, dies, is knocked out, or flees the scene

ROUND 3, MATCH 2:

Notes: Morwen has won a decisive victory against Earendil. She is grim but determined. Turin has won a landslide victory against Thingol, viciously maiming his foster father. He is overcome with guilt and his eyes are clouded by sorrow.

[welcomingdisaster]

Who would win in a parking lot fistfight?

The rules of the fight:

They are unarmed, shirtless, and have had the equivalent of two shots (everyone, elves and men, equally inebriated)

Currently the parking lot contains: one broken beer bottle, many cigarette butts, two sewer rats, discarded curly fries, and a big stick

Victory is declared once one person surrenders, dies, or flees the scene

ROUND 1, MATCH 12 (last match!):

[welcomingdisaster]

Who would win in a parking lot fistfight?

The rules of the fight:

They are unarmed, shirtless, and have had the equivalent of two shots (everyone, elves and men, equally inebriated)

Currently the parking lot contains: one broken beer bottle, many cigarette butts, six sewer rats, discarded curly fries, a big stick, Maeglin's forge tools, and Aredhel's white cloak.

Victory is declared once one person surrenders, dies, is knocked out, or flees the scene

ROUND 2, MATCH 6:

Notes: Luthien scored a decisive victory against Aredhel. She comes into the fight singing a song of victory. Idril scored a landslide victory against Maeglin. She comes into the fight reinvigorated and ready for blood.

[welcomingdisaster]

Who would win in a parking lot fistfight?

The rules of the fight:

They are unarmed, shirtless, and have had the equivalent of two shots (everyone, elves and men, equally inebriated)

Currently the parking lot contains: one broken beer bottle, many cigarette butts, four sewer rats, discarded curly fries, a big stick, Haleth's spear, and Elrond's hotel manager ID card.

Victory is declared once one person surrenders, dies, is knocked out, or flees the scene

ROUND 2, MATCH 5:

Notes: Galadriel scored a decisive victory against Elrond. She comes into the fight full of unshakeable arrogance. Finrod scored a very narrow against Haleth; he comes into the fight covered in bites and bruises.

[welcomingdisaster]

Who would win in a parking lot fistfight?

The rules of the fight:

They are unarmed, shirtless, and have had the equivalent of two shots (everyone, elves and men, equally inebriated)

Currently the parking lot contains: one broken beer bottle, many cigarette butts, two sewer rats, discarded curly fries, and a big stick

Victory is declared once one person surrenders, dies, or flees the scene

ROUND 1, MATCH 8:

[welcomingdisaster]

Who would win in a parking lot fistfight?

The rules of the fight:

They are unarmed, shirtless, and have had the equivalent of two shots (everyone, elves and men, equally inebriated)

Currently the parking lot contains: one broken beer bottle, many cigarette butts, two sewer rats, discarded curly fries, and a big stick

Victory is declared once one person surrenders, dies, or flees the scene

ROUND 1, MATCH 7: