#roulette sans

[bluepr1ntyy]

Nothing is as underrated as fem shipkids LIKE LOOK AT THEM??

Also half of them have the coolest abilities?? ROULETTE CAN SEE THE FUTURE?? I’m going insane where are the fem shipkid enjoyer

( cred: pepper-mint, lunnar-chan, Jakei(art)/Alainaprana(owner), blue-kohina, niilamtika )

[ant1quarian]

I give this to thou

[psychopacifist-rm-arts]

Hi hey hello, I'm one of the twXtter people! Not gonna say who I am though >;)

May I humbly request to give The Dealer a hoodie and see its reaction? I think it'd be kinda cool to see it in a hoodie :3

Should Megalovania play or nah?

Hello, btw

[milkybnnuy]

Fell wants to play with u

Fell Sans belongs to Vic/Underfell

[a-whispering-echo]

do you think the bad guys play russian roulette with each other?

in my mind, with how weapons in the undertale universe work, a bullet might not KILL instantly, like it would for a human, but would shave off HP right?

So, with all the LV in that group, theyd all have enough HP to take a hit right? and for the more fanon versions of LV giving you bloodlust and frenzies and spike, do ya think its actually HELP? that the adrenaline of doing it would actually burn them out quicker?

I feel like Killer and Dust would 100% play it together, i think Cross could very easily be manipulated into doing it. i think Horror would think theyre all fucking idiots to put a gun to their damn skulls, and would tell them to shove the damn gun where the sun dont shine everything they ask him. i think Nightmare would just sigh in disappointment.

imagine the one who get the bullet going all loopy, as they bleed and drop like a sack of potatoes. imagine the others laughing at them, doing things with their half conscious body - maybe in a poly situation, licking up the blood and mana that leaks from the wound in joy and bloodlust. imagine them mocking and cackling, and making them look like a fucking idiot until Horror takes the poor victim to bed with a healing item.

imagine them doing it all again the next day.

[lt-rosso]

My two favorite monster men 🫶 👉👈

Just some silly fanart that I put both my favorite characters in the same scene: The Dealer - Mafiafell Sans.

References for The Dealer by: @/TwistedxTeeth (Twitter-X) (18+)

References for Mafiafell Sans by: @/Melikitinas (Twitter-X)

[stellocchia]

Dust hating Killer at first makes sense and is probably what would happen if the Bad Sanses gang canonically expanded, but-

I can't help thinking about the possibility of Dust not knowing Killer's past. Not knowing about him murdering his brother or all the "games" he played with Chara.

Be it because Killer has already gotten bored of tormenting past versions of him that Nightmare keeps bringing in to tie him down or just because he doesn't see any benefit to sharing, Dust is ignorant.

He can tell that Killer has done some shit, of course, but not what exactly.

Mix that with Nightmare kidnapping him and Horror and bringing them to the castle to serve him under threat of violence and, yeah, he's got more pressing issues right now than looking into the past of the others who are trapped there with him.

Especially if we imagine Killer being helpful to these two. Helpful in the Killer way of "I'll kick your ass to show you how to fight" and "I'll take the fall for shit with Nightmare because I know how to handle him" kinda stuff.

Really, Dust starts considering him a friend at some point. Sure, he can be emotionally unavailable, but he's caring in his own way. He can be kind and a prick at the same time. It's not like Dust and Horror are in any way more polite and surface-level nice anyway.

Now, imagine he finds out then.

It's not a big reveal, just a throwaway comment one night when they're all being more vulnerable than usual. They probably had some particularly grueling mission and they're exhausted. And some truths slip out.

Horror mentions that he's worried his brother back home will die of starvation without him. Dust mentions that he can still see Papyrus out of the corner of his eye socket, and the guilt haunts his every move. And Killer mentions that there is never gonna be anything for him to get back to. That he and Chara played their games, and now their AU is broken and empty.

It's supposed to be a bonding moment, and yet Dust feels his soul shatter. It's not really a betrayal, because he never asked and Killer did not have to share. And yet, finding out that the one reason why living under Nightmare was manageable is a dirty brother killer sure feels like one...

[pandemonk]

I would play in this Buckshot Roulette,but I think I would have lost- lmao

[shaykai]

Look I don’t think Nightmare and Error would pick a fight with each other (I think they both acknowledge that the other is not someone they want to have to fight) but if they did?????

[ant1quarian]

On a scale of one to queer, how gay are they? /silly

( greysexual and panromantic pfft )

[rentenee]

yo so uhhh yeah urmmm... guess I have a type yup

[triglycercule]

mtt playing poker but why would they bet with money thats soooo boring boo boo boo no they bet with increasingly worse and concerning things and its fun for some reason

oh theyd LOVE that shit istg. luck and bluff and tells and lies??? god who knows your own lies and deceit better than another version of yourself??? and yet picking up the other two's tells is oh so very hard because theyre not the same anymore than when they were all sans and sometimes they dont even know themselves so how could they pick up on a mirrored version's? it works out a lot more than they think

killer would have no disregard for what he bets. he plays unpredictably and sneakily. probably faking some emotion here and there to get the hasty (horror) confused and concerned about what he could do and then it turns out killer had a fucking ass hand yet he won??? BULLSHIT horror cries out!!!! but dust just picks up the cards on the ground and deals them again and they play another round. sometimes killer purposely loses. why? he dont know its just to throw a wild card into dust and horror's predictions and mayhaps for the reactions

dust is a dirty player he is a fucking CHEATER‼️‼️‼️ phantom paps are his eyes that he uses to spy on killer and horror's hands. would he need to even try anymore at that point when he could easily win every round? well yes because that wouldn't be a fun game and dust wants to have as much fun as he can in this game of lies. he pretends he doesn't know what horror and killer's hands are. they both know. theyre both more than aware of dust's cheating. and that's why their betting starts going against him specifically and then dust has to figure out how to bet them higher while also trying not to fuck himself over

horror's main thing is just to not get fucked over. goddamnit why did he agree to this he's not as open to getting hurt than dust or killer are!!! (but you still agreed anyways?) so he thinks he's the only one to have a real reason to win (because horror no wanna get hurty hurty owww owww painpainpain ouch!!!) maybe he gets too cocky and ends up betting too high because dust or killer had been losing and he wanted to take a chance. maybe that high bet was actually what got him to win?? it's all a game of chance of course and horror'll only show what he thinks after the round's done. when the cards are dealt and the stakes are up he'll just analyze the hell out of the two (don't YOU hate being analyzed??) and tap his fingers on the table over and over

their way of betting would be like: the winner gets to do whatever the other two said as their bets to the betters. like if dust loses and horror wins and he said he could get sucker punched horror is sucker punching the FUCK out of him. but these three argue they fight and bicker and throw gibes and taunts!!! how would they ever agree on what bets are higher and which are lower ⁉️⁉️⁉️ to horror a bet of saying that he'd have to eat something could be like straight hell to him but killer and dust could just put the argument that it doesn't REALLY mean that much (they know it does to horror) and then force him to bet higher because cmon coward you can do better than that!!! dont you want to get some sort of revenge on us if you lose a previous round and win this one??? and other forms of logic like that 4 dust and killer

killer starts off with an absurdly high bet (because he would) like getting to mess with his soul or something. is he sure that dust and horror have losing hands? he doesn't know. and because killer has no form of limit for himself and that's already a high bar to set for dust and horror to reach (if they don't have good hands i think they'd probably want killer to bet lower. but would they tell him??) so damn it horror has to pull out some bullshit fucking bet like he'll allow himself to get hunted down by the two with every trap he's ever set on a human in horrortale (sooo much more psychological thinking and trickery going on without betting money and instead scenarios its SO FUN). and then could dust fold? does phantom paps say he should? it depends on the cards dust has (and what if he doesn't believe paps based on his own assumptions? (paranoid bitch)) and if he can't fold he has to match the bet or go higher and then he comes up with some bogus situation like ok i'll let you guys dress me up in my human's clothes and throw me in an au and have to do what they did (and OH GOD what about if they make a bet that the other 2 wouldn't actually want to do if they win??? if killer won that round with that as dust's bet would he want someone to reenact something similar to what his own human did and have to watch??????)

oops they just got another new set of scars from last week's poker night and another layer of trauma but why the hell are they sitting down at the table again??? idk man i'm just the dealer here trying not to get killed

[firstgenerationipadmini]

Hi

[tsutan]

Oh my god can I BE NORMAL ABOUT THE FUNNY MAN WITH A SHOTGUN....

[as8bakwthesage]

The Dealer from Buckshot Roulette is Sans Undertale coded

[strawberry-sticky-autism]

Well, frick.

*Gets yeeted across the room*

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