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Fluffy herders
#artists on tumblr#art#dog#dogs#pencil#sketch#finnish lapphund#icelandic sheepdog#australian shepherd#rough collie
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Mrs. Syme's Collie dog Ajax and Mr. O. Lynott's Collie bitch Portington Belle illustrated in 1894
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So my birthday present to myself for next year is gonna be celebrating my fucking half birthday instead and when January comes I’m just sleeping for the whole week I’ll pretend I’m excited to exist in July
Expecting me to make plans and shit in the arse end of the year when everyone is sneezing all over everything and it’s fucking freezing?
No thank you how about when I have experienced sunlight and warmth and positive emotions
#australian january babies you still got it rough i feel you#go to the beach for your birthday this year babes go do something warm and know i love you#dunno where else has the fucked combo of birthday-within-a-month-of-major-generic/religious-gift-holiday but i love y’all too#all i want for my birthday is 36 hours sleep but like people saying they love me is nice too
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man i love listening to podcasts but most of the ones i listen to are usamerican and sometimes i need to stop cause they become too statian. like i like the content but sometimes it's just. too much.
#i've been listening to the smosh reading aita one cause it's easy to listen to#and man. some of the aitas and the discussions just are way too statian#sometimes i need to listen to a spanish one to compensate#there's been multiple occasions when i've just zoned out because it was incredibly us centric#it's why i don't listen to podcasts like you're wrong about or if books could kill as much anymore. it got too usamerican#i learn a lot from them but man. it's like flooding my brain i can feel the lagoons forming#that's why i also really enjoy queer as fact for example!! also anglos but they're australians meaning they're normal about things#i really enjoy the newest olympian and it's currently my favourite podcast but man. sometimes it does get rough
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Maeve and Molly learning to settle around each other! They did so good yesterday at work! I plan to work them together so them being able to lay down calmly with each other is important. I was so impressed with them both yesterday since it's their first time being together at work(my job is pet friendly don't worry I'm not pushing this puppy lol). I absolutely adore them I'm so happy to have them in my life. Maeve is showing a lot of promise in service work, and Molly is helping her learn a lot.
#dogs#service dog#service dogs#dog#dogblr#merle collie#collie#rough collie#aussie#australian shepherd#mutt#mixed breed#disabled#psychiatric service dog#mobility service dog#cardiac alert dog#multipurpose service dog#service dog in training#actually disabled#actually mentally ill#field line golden retriever#golden retriever#mentally disabled#actually bpd
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Felix and Chan actually getting to keep their occa aussiness will always be inherently funny to me, but also it is really cute.... makes me a lil :'')
#like Bang chan legit has bogan status sometimes and thats wild to me#I'm telling you right here right now if felix or chan went to the US or UK which is where a lot of aussie acts end up trying to go#bc the industry is pretty small down here and fair enough to want bigger success but they almost def be made to tone the accent down#like they're australian but they dont get to be steve irwin australian its like kylie minogue australian? cate blanchett...#so seeing idols actually keep the broad accent? hilarious#but its really nice though!!#like its funny seeing the other members comment on the aus accents bc theyre arent like. mean? like they find the accents#interesting or funny or whatever but they dont act as though its not right#australia isnt as bad as somewhere like the uk as far as classism around accents but we do still have a bit of that#and it is a bit like well if you want to be taken more seriously you should 'Speak properly' which is code for lessen that accent#its too rough and too course yadda yadda so seeing them still rock it#and rock it pretty proudly is really sweet to me
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Damon Herriman as Marcus | Laid 2x1
#They really made our boy look rough in this one lol#damon herriman#laid 2011#lester sinclair#australian tv#australian comedy#tvgifs#tvedit#crumbedit
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I'm going to be so real I literally only followed you because you know who the smith street band are ( < forever so so normal about them)
you're so so real for that i love you. welcome to my blog
#asks#music#it's a rough world out there for people who like australian music#its literally like hey this is one of my fave bands. 2 people in the whole world have also heard about them#its cool to meet someone else who's into them too :-)
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Oh Charles is defo going to get investigated for that pit exit
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this doesn’t bode well for my sleep schedule
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These aren’t bones but they are opals! $115 and they are yours, right from Australia
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Some unfurling action in the fern garden today 🪴
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#bd/sm blog#bd/sm community#cnc free use#humiliation kink#leather#leatherwork#rough cnc#https://www.boundexpression.com/We have some beautiful Australian made leather cuffs collars and so much more
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I brought my puppy home last night and she's doing amazing! Today were spending the day working on kennel training and listening to new sounds!
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I was discussing something along these lines with my counsellor lately, and the upshot of it was :
You can't control the terrible things that are happening in the world, but you CAN control how you engage with them.
I'm hoping some people here might find this sentiment useful in these current times (including myself in this as I don't always follow my own advice).
Not great, but Im just having very little reaction to terrible political stuff right now. Feels very “yeah, the time knife, we’ve all seen it.”
#self care#mental health tw#please stay safe out there everyone#as an australian you have my utmost sympathy us-ians#you're in for a rough few years
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4k celebration
i want to see feral lando. dom lando. choking and degrading and rough lando. maybe a bad race, maybe flirting with another driver. weeknd vibes lando. rough rough rough lando.
heat.
ln x fem!reader - 4k celebration
in which lando fucks you until the sun comes up :)
i am. feral. there are no words to describe how unhinged i am over this, this is super self indulgent and i cannot thank you enough anon hehe - lemme know what y’all think ily! <3
songs to set the mood: earned it by the weeknd, novacane by frank ocean, heaven angel by the driver era
warnings: 18+!! minors dni!! smut, pwp with a bit of plot, choking, crying, swearing, overstimulation, neck? riding? (hehe), degradation, a slap or two, soft dom!lando, also not so soft dom!lando (he switches up a bit), just feral unhinged vibes
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foreglow:
the glow of light appearing in the sky preceding sunrise
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the sunrise casts a tangerine foreglow over your bodies, the bed, everything the light can touch.
lando’s slumped against the headboard and you’re sprawled over his lap, legs hooked over his, with his hand working between your thighs.
it’s been hours. he’s had you spread out for him, countless positions and locations utilised. you were paying for your behaviour over the race weekend, but really, it was all his fault.
he’d been too cocky, looked too good, the australian air getting to his head. you’d been glowering at him since you’d arrived in the land down under, watching in erotically charged horror as he paraded around looking, to put it simply, slutty. tight shorts, arms out, neck on display for all to see. his fucking neck. god, it looked so thick, flexing every time he turned to smirk at you. the heat rendered you delirious, and so did he.
and you couldn’t even think about that fucking daddy bracelet he’d been sporting.
you decided you needed payback, in the form of some carefully constructed, harmless flirting with everyone from the mechanics to the guys on the pit wall old enough to be your father. but lo and behold, it worked, and that’s how you found yourself in this position.
the position in question?
being fucked every which way lando deemed fit until the sun came up.
“you learnt your lesson yet, baby?” lando grunts into your ear, pinching your clit between his fingers.
your thighs are soaked, shaking uncontrollably, and your head has lulled back against his shoulder. you’re breathing heavily, your back flush against his front and he’s restless. you’ve lost count of the number of orgasms you’ve been pushed to.
“lan.” you breathe, eyes fixated on the bracelet adorning his wrist. the kitschy trinket sends liquid fire down your spine and you spasm as he continues to swirl his calloused thumb over your clit.
“that’s not an answer.” he tuts, slipping his fingers through your slit until he’s circling your weeping entrance. you’re coated with slick, some of it his from where he’d fucked you up against the wall a good few hours ago. “have you,” he kisses your shoulder, trailing his fingers that were digging into your hip up your belly. “learnt your lesson?” his teeth sink into your flesh at the same time he pinches your nipple.
you gasp out a cry of his name, slurring incomprehensibly, “yes, yes, ‘m sorry, i’m so sorry.” you sob. his chest rumbles cruelly with laughter and you’re hurtling towards another release, the overstimulation making it easy for him to get you off.
“that’s all you needed to say, honey.” lando coos condescendingly.
as if he’s rewarding you for owning up, two of his fingers sink into your entrance, sliding deep. the sound of your wetness sends your eyes rolling back as he scissors his digits in and out of you, speeding them up into a delicious grind. you’re a mess in seconds, slumped into him as close as can be. kisses over your neck soothe you and you feel the wet rush of your release approaching quicker than you can comprehend it. you gush all over his fingers, dripping down his wrist, coating that annoying fucking bracelet.
“there you go, baby. so good for me.” he whispers, slowing his thrusts. “can you turn over for me? want you to look at me.”
you pant as you wriggle around in his arms until you’re straddling his lap. you can feel yourself dripping on him, his thick length sliding between your folds. the exhaustion renders you languid, ready to let him do just about whatever he wants to you next.
lando cups your breast, stroking gently over your nipple while he runs his tongue all over his long fingers. he loves to make you watch, torturing you until you’re needy for another release.
“you think you can do a few more for me?” lando smirks, bringing the fingers that he’d just licked clean to your other breast, fiddling with your other nipple. he has you rolling your hips against him, inadvertently chasing another high already. he loves it, revels in how he can reduce you to this, so desperate that you’re grinding down on his cock, a wet mess in his lap, all for him.
“yeah, lan.” you nod profusely, your tired eyes locked with his. the early morning sun hits them enticingly, making them sparkle green in the warm light. he looks disgustingly gorgeous like this, soft and yours, resting against the headboard, curls spilling over his forehead and into his eyes. if you didn’t know that he was mulling over a million twisted ideas in his brain that involved resorting you to tears of pleasure, you’d think he looked adorable.
“good.” he grins. “not even nearly done with you.” he looks evil; your thighs clench around his hips.
without moving you off of his lap, he uses his strength to slide down the bed until he lays flat. he beckons you to crawl up his body, and you find the strength to wriggle over him, thighs resting on either side of his neck when he stops you.
“you gonna slide your pretty little cunt over my neck?” lando asks, wrapping his huge hands around your thighs. you gulp, staring down at him dumbfounded. “don’t look at me like i’m crazy, baby. you think i don’t see you staring at it with that special little look in your eyes?” he teases. “get to fucking work, i’m not gonna ask again.”
hesitantly, you lower yourself against his his skin, flaming red with embarrassment and lust. you can’t lie and pretend that you aren’t utterly enticed by this, that you aren’t leaking down your thighs at the prospect of sliding your pussy along his tanned, flexed flesh. the adventurousness of the escapade makes your legs tremble, nerves eating you alive, but it’s all worth it when you feel that first glide.
you curse out, loud and breathy, the new sensation creating lewd sounds between you. he’s obsessed, staring up at you in mischievous awe as you rock your hips backwards and forwards. you tangle one hand in his hair, tugging hard in sheer desperation, while the other hand balances you against the headboard so you don’t crush him. he guides your hips like he wants to die like this, suffocated by you and everything you have to offer him.
“oh my fucking god.” you choke out a moan, jaw hanging agape as you continue to slide against him. every time you move forwards, you feel the delectable prickle of his trimmed facial hair scratching against your inner thighs and your eyes squeeze shut each time, pure pleasure bubbling in the pit of your belly.
“you have no idea how fucking good you look.” lando rasps, digging his fingertips into the meat of your thighs. you’re so tense, teetering on the very edge. the strength he possesses, his composure while you’re sitting on his fucking neck makes you throb.
you gaze down at him, feral, and it does something to him, because he’s yanking you up onto his parted lips, burying his face as far as it will go. you yelp, collapsing into the headboard as he holds you down on his tongue, lapping up your mess.
“can taste us.” he mumbles into the flesh of your cunt, barely audible, but you hear it and it makes you shiver. you black out as your orgasm hits, your ears ringing as bliss courses through your limp body like a delicious electric shock. your nerves are shot when he rolls you onto your back.
“fucking heaven.” lando groans, crawling over you as he licks his lips.
he’s invigorated by the taste of you, how spent you are, and how it’s all his fault. you can’t string a sentence together, but you’re grabbing at his toned body like you’re begging silently for more, anything. he needs to drive into you, fill up up, make you remember that your little games will always lead back to this, the reminder that you’re his.
“you sensitive, honey?” he growls, hand sliding between your legs while his necklace rests in the valley between your breasts. you whimper at the sensation, overloaded, nodding. you both know you need more; he needs more. “tough.”
lando practically folds you in half when he fucks into you, giving you no solace in adjusting to him. he ruts into you hard, fast, unrelenting as he sinks deeper and deeper with every thrust.
“you’re gonna behave from now on. you don’t need to make me jealous for me to fuck you.” he grunts. his slaps your hip, the harsh snap leaving a sting that has you convulsing. “this is what you deserve isn’t it? whoring yourself out because you were a wet mess for me all weekend.”
you whine his name, sobs wracking your body. he feels utterly divine hammering into you like life itself depends on it. you’ve lost track of where he stops and you begin, stars behind your eyes that turn into butterflies festering in your belly. you’re so full, flushed beneath him, gushing every time he opens his dirty fucking mouth.
“crying for me, love?” he mocks, lowering himself to get even closer to you, his tongue finding your tears tracks and licking the salty residue away until you’re shuddering.
“please, lando, please, told you i’m sorry.” you plead, begging for something undisclosed, but it’s okay, because he knows exactly what to do with you.
“be fucking quiet.” lando coos once more, sickeningly unsympathetic.
but you can’t help it, whimpering out his name, begging for some form of relief, or mercy, or for him to just fuck you impossibly harder. how can you be quiet when he’s tearing you so perfectly apart?
lando doesn’t like being disobeyed, so when you continue to sob, loud and lewdly, his hand finds it’s way to the base of your throat. your jaw goes slack, wheezing at the intense rush you get when he squeezes slowly, and you can’t help but let go.
“fucking- lando!” you writhe.
“i know, baby, i know.” he shushes you, hooking your leg even higher so that he can bury himself as deep as possible.
you spasm hard, impossibly tight around him and he stutters, collapsing you both hard into the mattress. you hold him so, so tight as he cums, shooting into you. you can feel him leaking out of you already, white hot, and laying there in a heap of sweat and adoration. he breathes a laugh, nuzzling into the crook of your neck.
“are you okay, honey?” he whispers, kissing your collarbone.
“just peachy. a bit knackered.” you giggle, tangling your fingers into his damp curls.
“so, you liked the bracelet then?” he teases, nose bumping against your cheek as he raises his wrist to your eye line.
“i think it needs a clean.” you wrinkle your nose, thinking about what the beads had been exposed to over the last few hours.
“let’s shower, hm? then we can watch the sunrise.” lando suggests, sitting you up slowly.
“you’re gonna need to carry me.” your legs are still quivering.
“anything for you.” he says, hand over his heart.
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45 minutes later, the sun is sitting pretty, high in the sky.
7:26am, the clock reads. the melbourne skyline glimmers hot with the rise of a new day.
you’re snuggled into his side, wet hair cooling the heat of damp skin. your eyes flutter, barely fighting the urgent need to sleep.
“you have no idea how much i love you.” lando caresses your stringy locks, pushing the hair from your eyes.
your bare bodies mould together, basking in the orange of the dawn.
“love you.” you mutter, brushing your lips against his chest in an open mouthed kiss. “promise i’ll start behaving.” you snicker.
“but baby, you know i love it when you’re bad.”
“okay, i’ll remember that… daddy.” you retort, a teasing lilt to your tone.
he ignores the way his blood rushes south, too conscious of your exhausted body - and his own - to climb on top of you and fuck you until the sun sets once more.
“get some sleep.” he whispers through gritted teeth.
you sink into sleep while he watches over you. the view from the hotel room is gorgeous, breathtaking, but why would he give it even a millisecond of his attention when he has you?
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head? empty.
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