#rottmnt fake tweets

[fakerottmnttwitter]

They do have a point

OP:

[empanadaenthusiazt]

some rise fans should move on atp it'z been 6 yearz it's not coming back😭😭 i mean there is a fan project for a 3rd rise season so maybe go support them?? (Rise season 3 fan project on youtube!!) but like theres no point in waiting for any official rottmnt stuff from nickelodeon (besides the new comic that came out) but atp the cartoon base tweets always yapping about rottmnt are almost tiring n fake hope-givers (is that even a word)

n also PLEASE stop hating on tmnt mm/tottmnt some of you are ANNOYING AS HELLLLLLL like MOVE ONNNNNNN delulu is NOT the solulu in this case bestie

thankz for coming to my TED talk

[moonpie-15]

I see SO MANY of the Rottmnt × ATSV crossovers being with Mikey and Miles, which, fair enough they are both overlooked by others and are super creative. HOWEVER let me propose an idea...

Miles and Casey Jones Jr. being bffs!!!

Let me explain (some) not only have they seen people they love die (Uncle Aron and F!Mikey/F!Leo/[possible F!April/F!Donnie/F!Raph]) AND they both aren't supposed to be living the way they are in the universe they are in (Miles being bit when he "wasn't supposed to" and Casey Jr. being sent back in time) and universal barriers being broken for them to get where they are in their stories.

Those were just a few and I'll attach ss of some more I wrote down. (plus a fake tweet I made for fun)

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

Alright guys, it's that time again. It's time for me to make completely unhinged in-depth theories on cartoon shows based on comic lore.

Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Edition!

If you are unfamiliar with this series then congrats! You get to listen to the, hopefully entertaining, ramblings of a mad man.

But! If you, like me, binge watched this series and are now left with a burning hole in your chest wondering when season three will come out then congrats! You also get to listen to the ramblings of a mad man, this time with slightly more context!!!

One of the burning questions everyone was left with in the wake of Rottmnt and the movie was "who are the other two turtles?" See, Rise from its very inception had always intended on introducing two more turtle siblings to Raph, Leo, Donnie and Mikey's family dynamics. This inclusion can be seen as early as season one when there are six turtle pods shown on screen during the boy's origin story.

We, in fact, actually see one of the missing sisters in season 2 of the show. The character dubbed 'Big Mama's Assistant' is confirmed by the show runners to be a secret sibling and, if they had been given a season three, they would have revealed this at the end of season 2. Season three would then have been focused on the Hamato clan retrieving the missing sisters.

But who is Big Mama's Assistant? Is she Venus De Milo, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle sister from the live action show? Is she Jennika, the turtle in yellow from the comics? Well I've got news folks. She's neither.

Tweets from the show runners confirm that Big Mama's Assistant was never intended to be Jennika or Venus, she was instead going to be an original character.... or was she?

Guys, gals and nonbinary pals, I submit to the court that Big Mama's Assistant is in fact an original character that is both an adaptation of Jennika and Venus.

First, let us establish some facts.

In the above images I would like you to acknowledge several things.

this sibling is in the height range of Donnie/Leo (as can be seen when compared to Big Mama's height).

this sibling has a thin shell, one that is barely noticeable under her clothes.

this sibling has a gigantic forehead.

this sibling wears a mask that shows markings that start at the eyes and wrap around the head.

this sibling's weapon of choice is neko-te.

Finally, this sibling seems to have two small fake turtle shells strapped to shoulder as shoulder pads.

So I raise the question: Who do we know that has a thin, barely visible shell, gigantic forehead, is approximately Donnie's height and wears prosthetic turtle shells? Donnie.

Yeah, folks I'm pretty sure this sibling is a softshell. She's wearing her own version of her 'battleshell' from her turtle tot days as shoulder pads. Actually, I'm pretty sure we see her green battleshell here:

And do you know what a Smooth Softshell Turtle looks like?

It's the same face markings. And it's yellow. Objectively, they have to use yellow for one of the two sisters because they gave April green in Rise.

"Alright," I hear you saying. "So you think she's a softshell, but what does that have to do with who she is??"

What a perfect segway question! Thank you so much for asking. Did you guys know that Venus' name isn't actually Venus? Venus is the alias that she uses to fight crime/be a ninja with her brothers/fit their art theme. Venus' actual name is Mei Pieh Chi which translates to Beautiful Softshell Turtle Energy.

So it is actually ENTIRELY possible for Big Mama's softshell turtle assistant to be an adaptation of Mei Pieh Chi without being named Venus. If she simply picks a different alias then we're all good. (I'm assuming the creators liked 'Frida' because Smooth Softshell Turtles look like they have intense eyebrows)

Alright, so we've established how Venus fits into this (aka Venus doesn't, Mei Pieh Chi does) but what about Jennika!? Well that one is actually super easy. Yeah, so remember how the mystery sibling uses neko-te?

Yeah, uh, Jennika's main weapon is a neko-te/tekkō-kagi mash up. (Aka Wolverine claws) I'm assuming she would use magic neko-te until she eventually unlocked her ninpō and got the wolverine upgrade (mirroring how the boys switched weapons) I'm also assuming that she would inherit Jennika's color (yellow), Jennika's sexuality (lesbian) and it's confirmed that she would inherit Jennika's personality (see below).

(also I'mma call it right now, she's autistic and I love her. She's Very Very Serious ™ aka she takes everything literally)

And now let's take a look at what I call "The reason Big Mama and Draxum already knew and hated each other, got into an argument about stealing stuff from each other and the reason why Draxum waited 13 years to do the whole mosquito backup plan":

"No, it would’ve been sweet, right? Like, at the end we see, like, maybe Draxum’s bodyguard takes off their mask and, you know, reveals a female sibling, and then there was, like, another one 'cause we thought it’d be great to investigate, ‘Okay, like, Splinter was able to save four out of six and maybe we just didn’t see the other two and, like, what would that be if they were raised by Draxum and Big Mama?’ And this would be something Draxum would admit to them at the end of season two." - Executive Producer, Andy Suriano

Guys, Draxum in season one is a divorced dad who lost custody. He went with the backup plan after THIRTEEN YEARS because his kid said "Fuck you, I'm living at Mom's house!" Draxum threw Leo off of a roof because the goatman had PTSD from his daughter rejecting him and nOW SUDDENLY THERE'S FOUR NEW KIDS THAT HATE HIM?!

Also, let's circle back to the other sister being "a little kooky from being trapped in another dimension for years." You know what'd be traumatic enough to abandon your parent and completely reject them? If they got your sister stuck in another dimension with no way out. You know what'd be a super good reason for Draxum not telling the boys about their sisters? If he LOST ONE.

But where oh where did this lost sister go and who is she? Well, I've got more on that but you'll have to wait for part two because I am out of pictures!

Thanks for being unhinged with me and see ya next time folks!

[noodlefluid]

I had to

Base on this amazing moment:

[leosagi-real]

LMAO GET ME OFF THIS APP

[toothlesshat]

How about more fake rottmnt tweets :)

Pt. 1 Pt. 3

[fakerottmnttwitter]

I am 97.8% sure that USA isn't real

OP

[fakerottmnttwitter]

And there's 1 (one) toilet

Op:

Me I guess, but in reality, all kudos to my lactose intolerant friends who give me inspiration (they would in fact kill me if they read this, thanks supreme pizza in the sky they don't have tumblr)

[fakerottmnttwitter]

He be in situation

Hc that Raph is the trash cak of the family, anything that the other ones doesn't like or is about to expired or you know what? even if ot is expired, this boy eat it lile is sum gourmet sht

OP

[fakerottmnttwitter]

Can someone like...draw this?

Originaru post

I feel like i shold even bother puting them anymore, a lot of the have erased the name or delete the tweet, but I feel bad if I don't put credits TnT

[fakerottmnttwitter]

Yeah, I would not apologize

[fakerottmnttwitter]

Leo still doesn't the difference between "you're" and "your" he's dumb

Original Post:

[fakerottmnttwitter]

I think we all know who's that waiter

I can't find the original so ah...yeah, but it was really similar to this

[fakerottmnttwitter]

Headcanon of what theme the brothers have on twitter and why

Raph: Light mode, he doesn't know how to change it and is too ashamed to ask

Leo: Dark mode Dim, he usually stay up night, so if he's in light mode, Raph may see him and gruond him lmao

Donnie:Dark mode Lights off, same as Leo, plus light mode make it hard to focus, plus plus he's a light mode hater and shame on everyone with it

Mikey: Light mode, he doesn't get in any often and it's usually at day (I have the hc that he has a bed time around 10 pm), he knows how to change it, he just doesn't seem it necessary

[fakerottmnttwitter]

It's allergies season and I'm allergic to the fcking air bro, send help and a few loratadina, I'm allergic to everything