#rotflmao

[dramatictrajectory]

Teddy bear 0.2: resurrection.

[doctortwhohiddles]

ROTFLMAO

I don't think I've laughed this hard since Trump won the election. My god, Mstoxictea really has been brainwashed by Aeltri and Patty.

First of all, Aeltri is an unemployed freelance medical interpreter. She has never worked in showbiz. She barely worked in hospital. Translation and linguistics are two very different fields. I should know, I have a college degree in translation and I didn't have a single linguistics class. Hell, it's not even in the same department.

Second, Aeltri has never met or talked to Ben. Ever. She claimed he eye fucked her at SDCC back in 2014, but her story keeps changing. Before he announced his engagement with Sophie. In fact, Aeltri has had her weird and massive obsession with Ben since 2012. Unlike Mstoxictea, we actually have receipts for this.

Third, if Ben really was in danger, why the fuck would he confide in people who can't do anything to help him? People who aren't even willing to actually do anything to help other than to blog about it?

Fourth, Patty and Aeltri were dumb enough to leave enough clues for their real life persona to be found. Yeah someone tried to share their personal info, but they were quickly shut down by the rest of us. The "harassment" is just people calling of their BS. If anyone has been harassing people, it's them. For that too, we have plenty of receipts.

As for Mstoxictea, she was much better off when she didn't get along with Aeltri. Her life has pretty much spiraled out of control because of her. She wasn't this hate-filled bigot until Aeltri decided to diagnose Ben with DID back in 2021. A diagnosis that Patty spread for her. Because of course, Aeltri is the source and mutual. It is fucking obvious to anyone with a brain, despite Patty's protestations.

I've said this before and I'll say it again, you get rid of Aeltri and you get rid of the sQeptics. Patty might be the ring leader, but Aeltri is the propaganda minister. She's the one who comes up with the shit. Patty doesn't have the imagination to do it herself.

[el-ffej]

Inside Out 3: Kamala Harris during Debate

source

(You'll definitely want to turn on the sound -- but nsfw)

[alohaasaloevera]

LMAOOOOO IMAGINE VOLTRON’S PRODUCERS ARE THE UNIVERSE AND KEITH AND LANCE ARE FORCED TO DISTANCE THEMSELVES, LONGING FOR THE DAY THE UNIVERSE ALLOWS THEM TO KISS AND HOLD EACH OTHER TIGHTLY—FOR THE DAY THE UNIVERSE LETS THEM LOVE LIKE NO ONE HAS BEFORE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[ishipwhateverthefuckiwantto]

Michonne: *snatches Rick off the helicopter*

Me, in my living room:

[redlettermediathings]

The EATBALL! - ft. Mike Stoklasa

[lydiablackblade]

-How do you make a holy water?

-Boil the Hell out of it.

Sorry, I've just read this and cracked me up so badly.

[aragarna]

Guy Williams as Zorro (Zorro, 1x06, 1957)

[xxgotthedevilinsidexx-archived]

Arthur and Micah

Send me a ship and i'll rate it || HERE || Accepting

He's judging you right now !! Like how fucking dare you ! haha

This is indeed - Hot and Terrible - Just not the kind he had in mind LOL

Vomit / Don’t Ship / Rather Be Castrated / Ok / Cute / Adorable / Sexy / Perfect / Beyond Flawless / Hot Damn / Screaming & Crying / I Will Ship Them In Hell

[kaleb-is-definitely-sane]

Watching my bestie be a simp is so incredible. She's the smartest, wisest, most logical person I know but omg when it comes to this boy 🤭

[doctortwhohiddles]

Patty should really just ignore the asks she gets where people cal her out. She just keeps proving them right.

If she decided to pull out all the evidence, it would be a first. She's never done it once. It's always "trust me and my sources". But actual, tangible evidence? We're still waiting for it.

As for the reason why Patty is doing what she doing? It has nothing to do with red flags and everything to do with her narcissist ass. Her behavior is the biggest flag out there. Hell, you can see from space.

Patty decided to believe Aeltri over Ben. Once she realized she was full of shit, she kept going anyway. She'll do and say anything rather than just admitting she's wrong. Anything.

I also have to laugh at her saying people are paid to discredit tinhaters like her. Why pay someone when she does it for free whenever she opens her mouth?

[multi-faceted-visionary-talent]

[doctortwhohiddles]

Patty should really start to fact check what her cult members send to her. It would have avoided a truly embarrassing moment.

Here's the legend for the seating chart:

The event is sold out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. I guess it means it's not just the "stalkerinas" that are interested. The fact that tickets are being resold for over 800$ should have been a clue. Poor Patty, she really can't catch a break, can she?