#rotflmao

[j0them0971]

I was once riding a horse and I got really confused that he wasn't wearing a helmet

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

[el-ffej]

Inside Out 3: Kamala Harris during Debate

source

(You'll definitely want to turn on the sound -- but nsfw)

[alohaasaloevera]

LMAOOOOO IMAGINE VOLTRON’S PRODUCERS ARE THE UNIVERSE AND KEITH AND LANCE ARE FORCED TO DISTANCE THEMSELVES, LONGING FOR THE DAY THE UNIVERSE ALLOWS THEM TO KISS AND HOLD EACH OTHER TIGHTLY—FOR THE DAY THE UNIVERSE LETS THEM LOVE LIKE NO ONE HAS BEFORE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[ishipwhateverthefuckiwantto]

Michonne: *snatches Rick off the helicopter*

Me, in my living room:

[doctortwhohiddles]

Patty should really just ignore the asks she gets where people cal her out. She just keeps proving them right.

If she decided to pull out all the evidence, it would be a first. She's never done it once. It's always "trust me and my sources". But actual, tangible evidence? We're still waiting for it.

As for the reason why Patty is doing what she doing? It has nothing to do with red flags and everything to do with her narcissist ass. Her behavior is the biggest flag out there. Hell, you can see from space.

Patty decided to believe Aeltri over Ben. Once she realized she was full of shit, she kept going anyway. She'll do and say anything rather than just admitting she's wrong. Anything.

I also have to laugh at her saying people are paid to discredit tinhaters like her. Why pay someone when she does it for free whenever she opens her mouth?

[redlettermediathings]

The EATBALL! - ft. Mike Stoklasa

[lydiablackblade]

-How do you make a holy water?

-Boil the Hell out of it.

Sorry, I've just read this and cracked me up so badly.

[aragarna]

Guy Williams as Zorro (Zorro, 1x06, 1957)

[xxgotthedevilinsidexx]

Arthur and Micah

Send me a ship and i'll rate it || HERE || Accepting

He's judging you right now !! Like how fucking dare you ! haha

This is indeed - Hot and Terrible - Just not the kind he had in mind LOL

Vomit / Don’t Ship / Rather Be Castrated / Ok / Cute / Adorable / Sexy / Perfect / Beyond Flawless / Hot Damn / Screaming & Crying / I Will Ship Them In Hell

[frc-ambaradan]

Scrooge: TAXI! TAXI!

John: TAXI!!! TAXI!!!

Scrooge: I've called it first!

John: I've called louder!

Scrooge: Go home, buttinsky!

John: Hey, dude! You've lost a dime!

Scrooge: WHERE? WHERE?

Scrooge: Look for it too, boys! I can't afford to lose that kind of money!

Zio Paperone e la Grande Caccia al Tesoro (1971)

[supersaiyanjedi14]

"Ares is a moron"

Oh? It took you three thousand years to figure that out?

[multi-faceted-visionary-talent]

[cosmicwhoresimpingismyliving]

*My 26 year old self pissing themselves laughing at this everytime I hear it*

[doctortwhohiddles]

Patty should really start to fact check what her cult members send to her. It would have avoided a truly embarrassing moment.

Here's the legend for the seating chart:

The event is sold out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. I guess it means it's not just the "stalkerinas" that are interested. The fact that tickets are being resold for over 800$ should have been a clue. Poor Patty, she really can't catch a break, can she?

[kaleb-is-definitely-sane]

Watching my bestie be a simp is so incredible. She's the smartest, wisest, most logical person I know but omg when it comes to this boy 🤭