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An aging Jew, crossing the street in front of a church, was knocked down by a hit-and-run driver. As he lay there, half-conscious, a priest hurried out, knelt, and prepared to administer the last rites. "Do you believe in God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Ghost?"
Cried the old man, "I'm dying and he asks me riddles!"
--from The New Joys of Yiddish (p. 149) by Leo Rosten
This book is an absolute delight.
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“I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to be expected only from the strong.”
— Leo Rosten
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la légende de xanfur ou un truc du genre jsp (+ bonus farroomy <3)
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#la légende de xantah#fuck you *furrifies ur space idiots*#rosten est une hyène tachetée#gloomy un carcajou#et farra une martre des pins#rosten bolt#jean-claude gloomy#farra colt#yes the brainrot has reached furry status its time that the hiatus ENDS
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#the education of hyman kaplan#leo rosten#short stories#humor#book poll#have you read this book poll#polls
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First-rate people hire first-rate people; second-rate people hire third-rate people.
(Leo Rosten)
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the dark corner, henry hathaway 1946
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I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to be expected only from the strong.
Leo Rosten
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I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to be expected only from the strong.
Leo Rosten
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"A conservative is one who admires radicals centuries after they're dead."
Leo Rosten, author (11th April 1908-1997)
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Leo Rosten: Humor
“Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. ” —Leo Rosten. English: Humor Monastery (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

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the sillies.
art par @paperbaghero
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FUNERAL MIST Totenkopf tshirt, 2003
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"Quote Of The Day" December 30, 2023
“Why did God give me two ears and one mouth? So that I will hear more and talk less.” — Leo Rosten
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