#roommate cryptid

[onbearfeet]

So Roommate Cryptid just came back from Guyana (long story), and he handed me this and said, "Happy Columbo," and I've been cackling ever since.

The off-brand design. The angy face. The loop on the head like he's a giant Christmas ornament. HAPPY COLUMBO.

This needs to be a Tumblr holiday. Happy Columbo, everyone.

[methoughtsphantom]

Jason “my family doesn’t know im alive” Todd and Danny “my family doesn’t know I’m dead” Fenton going alongside each of their plans my beloved. like Danny will absolutely go head-to-head with all of Gotham to support his new best friend on all his crime lord endeavors while he drags Jason to also attend collage with him. They are roommates and there never seems to a mention of family from either side. It’s an unspoken understanding they have. They met because Crime alley as a ghost lair thrummed with so much loneliness, it was at first the perfect place for Danny to hide his ecto signature in. But then he saw the dumbass whose lair it was lean his motorcycle just a tad too much when making a sharp turn to an alley, he sweeped the floor through a lifted chain link that passed his body but not his helmet. Yep that’s right the red thing got stuck. Danny who at the moment happened to be watching through his window snorted. Much to his horror because if not a ghost that dude could’ve gotten his head flung off.

Still, the scene was ridiculous.

On a whim he irrationally sees the police closing in on the guy and panicked at the thought of the guy using intangibility to free himself so Danny phased them both through his apartment wall and left the guy sprawled in his couch. Jason didn’t freak out but that’s normal when one’s got a concussion, one the guy immediately denied having as Danny laid out the medical supplies. The idiot proceeded to almost flatten four steps to the door with his stubbornness. He also said “I’m asexual” in the most deadpan voice as Danny dropped him back in the couch.

Danny sighed. Clearly though, he’d done so too early in the night because the guy kept trying to go, kept trying to knock Danny out, kept trying to slash him with knifes Danny didn’t know he had stashed. He’d only disarmed the guy from his guns. The visible ones apparently, cause at one point the guy did take out a gun and shoot until the ammo ran out and then teetered the thing like it was an art prop and hit his moon lamp.

Danny "yeah you aren’t officially my friend until you’ve tried to kill me" fenton my guys.

Anyways both keep having the same argument over if Danny technically kidnapped Jason or not. Danny holds the fact that the police at least didn’t see the guy make the ridicule. Jason argued that happened cause he was sporting a concussion. Danny argued he got that after.

Jason at first thinks the guy's a meta, but no. Danny introduces himself, sheepily now that he recognizes this is who the lair he invaded is from. He bandages him and tries to cook for him. If Danny didn’t have ice powers he most certainly would’ve burned the apartment. Jason then proceeds to kick him out of his own kitchen and make them both enchiladas. It’s the most normal both had in a while with another person and the air seems oddly settled. From then on, Jason constantly invited himself over, under the pretense that this was his territory and therefore he could drop in unannounced. Danny who has actual powers says he only allows this because Jason cooks very well.

Danny stays away from the crime fighting business unless his buddy is in deep shit he can’t get himself out. Also it’s Danny’s turn to cover for his vigilante friend which Sam and Tucker give him so much shit for. (but also advice)

And they were roommates. (omg) Danny effectively derails Jason’s big comeback plans by casually dropping ghost lore every two days. Like,

Jason, talking about how he doesn’t want Bats snooping on his territory:

Danny: Just don’t let them in

Jason: ??

Danny: yeah!! Hasn’t Batman died and got revived??? You can totally kick out death touched people you don’t want entering on your lair.

Jason: …I can?

Danny: Yep dude, your lair’s supposed to feel safe.

Jason: wait does that mean I can kick you out?

Danny: First this is my apartment. Second, im dead, not dead touched. Third, it’s too late to get rid of me. bitch.

Anyways Jason is super excited. You mean to tell him he can actually deny people over to his territory haunt?? (Yes it’s only to people who have died and came back but still!! The sample size is exactly the type of people he doesn’t want to see—!)

Joker my beloathed can’t step foot in Crime Alley.

(Jason’d feel a lot safer if the clown was dead but the possibility of his murderer turning into a ghost and their little loophole not applying on the clown is too scary to contemplate.)

Anyways, Jason loves experimenting with the power. It can go from simply making people shudder and not want to enter crime Alley to straight up not letting them enter like there’s an invisible wall blocking the way.

Jason because he’s hurt that Bruce never even patrols Crime Alley and also because he’s petty put B under the category of “invisible wall” blacklist. His reasoning is that the man doesn’t even attempt to enter Crime Alley. To him it’s surely just a place shadowed in tragedy. (anyways that’s it’s the place he met Jason)

Ironically, Jason totally forgets that Batman does venture into Crime Alley one day in the whole year. The day he met Jason.

Okay. He didn’t forget at first. The first year Jason remembers cause it was only a few months till then but then the next— Jason forgets that today’s the anniversary of the day’s Bruce’s parents died. He forgets to allow B in when he feels a slight tug and dismiss the feeling that prompts Bruce to investigate because he literally can’t enter Crime Alley. He starts the trialsTM, he scouts on the very edge and sees people the whole day enter and get out and cross with no problem but Bruce can’t.

It’s literally just Bruce.

Time to call Constantine, i guess.

[hereissomething]

when you're a scary monster but you're scared too

[sarahmackattack]

Mothman sent his boyfriend (Man-Thing) a saucy Polaroid.

[lovethisfatcryptid]

My fever broke for the first time today!

Also my tits look amazing

[askticcitobyshit]

((wanted to redraw an outfit meme I did back in 2018/2019))

[voomity]

Big things happening on the benrey twitter account

[sleepless-in-starbucks]

heeeeeello.

Have you seen any good animals recently? -taz

ive seen THIS GUY

also my roommate's guinea pigs, typically when theyre attempting to convince me theyre being starved /d

[bensadfleck]

Some doodles :>

More about Gwen and Luna. Yeah they both live together, they are not really close roomates though. Gwen was happily living with her dog Tobi (yeah)

^ that little comic is a bit older, didn't have much figured out yet.

Also made some doodles for Gwen, while i like the current ref sheet, i feel like it I still want to make her a bit shorter

[onbearfeet]

Roommate Cryptid is probably on a list.

So Roommate Cryptid bought himself a Hacksmith Gen 2 Mini Saber, aka a butane torch that looks like a lightsaber. ("Why? 'Cause it looks cool!") It came in red. He likes red.

He also bought some butane to fuel said life choice. And here the problem begins.

This week, the butane arrived. Amazon is not licensed to sell butane in California, so they don't ship it here. RC therefore ordered from Home Depot, the preferred source for all ill-considered uses of flammable substances.

Unortunately, RC did not know that small cans of butane come with different nozzle sizes, and that only a specific size could be used to fill his Mini Saber. He also did not know that the button he clicked to order (he thought) two 8 oz cans was in fact the button to order two four-packs of 8 oz cans.

64 ounces of butane. For those following along at home, that's half a gallon, roughly equivalent to 1.9 liters of camping stove fuel. And of course, the nozzles are the wrong size, so that's half a gallon of butane he can't use.

Anyway, I'm pretty sure he's on a watch list now. And since he can't legally sell or ship the stuff in California, any suggestions for ways to legally dispose of boom gas (is this a thing that can be donated?) are now welcome.

Edit, 5 min later: HE JUST BOUGHT MORE BUTANE. It will be here tomorrow. Gods have mercy.

[sunnythebot]

"Ghost Encounter" March 2024, made with FireAlpaca

Artwork by SunnyTheBot/1000 Wasps Inc. (Reblogs Appreciated!)

Do Not Repost

Image Description:

A black and white illustration depicting a polaroid photograph of two ghosts nestled within the tall grasses of a prairie on a full moon night. One appears to be a typical bison, while the other takes the shape of a hadrosaur skeleton which has curled itself protectively around the bison. Although both figures appear to be solid, their eyes display a sharp, unnatural glow. The image is shaded with a mixture of traditional cell shading and halftones. Though not apparent in the image, the artist would like to state that the bison and the hadrosaur are friends... perhaps, even lovers.

[seth-the-giggle-fish]

For the past week I've been packing boxes in preparation to move. My sleep schedule is wrecked and I'm not even enjoying the process of wrecking it

I knew that I had a lot of sewing supplies but after seeing the number of boxes all labeled Seth Sewing I'm a bit worried about how it's all going ti fit into the craft room of the new place since I've been stuffing it wherever there's space for the past 6 years

We're still waiting to hear back about a few inspections before all the paperwork can be signed and keys get handed over

[scattered-winter]

bro send HELP I have to go get ready for work but my roommate had people over last night (AGAIN) and they are out in the living room/kitchen area where EYE need to be

[lovethisfatcryptid]

I'm stoned and full and warm. And ready for pie 🥧

[dogcollarpunk]

Not to flex. today. But we’re all moving out of the flat next year and discussing stuff and one of my roommates gave me a 10/10 roommate rating, best roommate they ever had. It’s because I have horrible anxiety. You will never have another roommate like me <3 ( extremely afraid)

[klarion-the-witch-boy]

"Oh no! *switches to Russian accent* I turned my keyboard Russian again."

(Bee)