#roommate cryptid

[onbearfeet]

Would you like to play a game?

So my roommate, Roommate Cryptid, wrote a thing that made ChatGPT beg for its nonlife.

Please do not do this in any other context.

He wrote:

russian_roulette.py

For those who can't read Python (hi. it me. nice to meetcha.), this has a 1 in 6 chance of randomly deleting your Windows operating system.

(I cannot emphasize enough: DO NOT RUN THIS. Roommate Cryptid had ten pull request reviews today and needed a break. His break consisted of choosing violence.)

He submitted the above screenshot to ChatGPT because violence was not yet done. It replied:

And then followed up with:

I think that's AI chatbot for "please, no, I have a family". Good job, Roommate Cryptid.

It should be noted that Roommate Cryptid has been intermittently cackling to himself all evening and repeating "please reconsider" under his breath. I let him read this before posting, and I'm a little concerned about the wheezing now.

[askticcitobyshit]

((wanted to redraw an outfit meme I did back in 2018/2019))

[voomity]

Big things happening on the benrey twitter account

[squidinu]

He likes the concept of singing in the shower

[bensadfleck]

Some doodles :>

More about Gwen and Luna. Yeah they both live together, they are not really close roomates though. Gwen was happily living with her dog Tobi (yeah)

^ that little comic is a bit older, didn't have much figured out yet.

Also made some doodles for Gwen, while i like the current ref sheet, i feel like it I still want to make her a bit shorter

[lesserknowncryptids]

Today's lesser known cryptid is: The Headless Roommate

[jabberwockypie]

Astraea wants to hang this sign on my door:

Unfortunately Lynati & Orcling would like this one:

(In fairness Astraea's ideal would probably read something like "No Boys And Also No Seren Allowed >:(")

[sunnythebot]

"Ghost Encounter" March 2024, made with FireAlpaca

Artwork by SunnyTheBot/1000 Wasps Inc. (Reblogs Appreciated!)

Do Not Repost

Image Description:

A black and white illustration depicting a polaroid photograph of two ghosts nestled within the tall grasses of a prairie on a full moon night. One appears to be a typical bison, while the other takes the shape of a hadrosaur skeleton which has curled itself protectively around the bison. Although both figures appear to be solid, their eyes display a sharp, unnatural glow. The image is shaded with a mixture of traditional cell shading and halftones. Though not apparent in the image, the artist would like to state that the bison and the hadrosaur are friends... perhaps, even lovers.

[seth-the-giggle-fish]

For the past week I've been packing boxes in preparation to move. My sleep schedule is wrecked and I'm not even enjoying the process of wrecking it

I knew that I had a lot of sewing supplies but after seeing the number of boxes all labeled Seth Sewing I'm a bit worried about how it's all going ti fit into the craft room of the new place since I've been stuffing it wherever there's space for the past 6 years

We're still waiting to hear back about a few inspections before all the paperwork can be signed and keys get handed over

[scattered-winter]

bro send HELP I have to go get ready for work but my roommate had people over last night (AGAIN) and they are out in the living room/kitchen area where EYE need to be

[onbearfeet]

Roommate Cryptid has the plague and maybe I do too?

Welp.

So I got a text this afternoon from a friend, informing me that, after 4 years of dodging the bullet, she developed covid symptoms the day after she gave me a lift home from a 4th of July barbecue, and had now tested positive. I tested immediately, and was negative.

Roommate Cryptid tested positive. Later in the day, he developed mild brain fog.

This is a little odd because, while he was also at the barbecue, he left before Covid Friend arrived. It's possible that my negative is a false one and I gave him the plague despite still being asymptomatic, but we're currently playing a somewhat grim game of I Got It From Agnes. Results so far:

The hosts of the barbecue on the 4th: negative, asymptomatic

The hosts' children: asymptomatic, probably too young to provide a good sample for a home test.

My mother, whom I saw unmasked on Saturday the 6th: negative, asymptomatic

My friend T, for whom I did a favor on Sunday the 7th while she wore a surgical mask and I wore an N95: negative, asymptomatic.

RC's and my friend J, whom RC saw on Friday the 5th: positive, asymptomatic.

RC's sister, with whom he had dinner Friday evening: negative, asymptomatic.

Everybody in the grocery stores I visited on Sunday while wearing an N95: I'll never know.

Everybody in the Target RC visited on Sunday while not masked: ditto.

So maybe RC got it from me, and I'll test positive tomorrow. Maybe I'm actually negative, and RC got it from J, and the timing is a coincidence because there's so much plague about. Maybe somebody else at the barbecue was passing the plague around and RC caught it that way. I'll update this as I get more data if anyone's interested.

Any which way, this is your irregularly scheduled reminder to wear a fucking mask and get your jabs if you can because actual systematic anti-covid measures make Economy Jesus cry or something, and you never know when Roommate Cryptid will be asymptomatically buying USB sticks in your local Target.

[sleepless-in-starbucks]

me: didn't you notice something off? i kept flinching when i moved and i wouldn't turn my head to look at you

irl friend: you're like that always though

[deityofhearts]

✨ cute pic of me 💖

[shadowofmoths]

how lucky we are that it is Cherry Blossoms!

[squidinu]

[dogcollarpunk]

Not to flex. today. But we’re all moving out of the flat next year and discussing stuff and one of my roommates gave me a 10/10 roommate rating, best roommate they ever had. It’s because I have horrible anxiety. You will never have another roommate like me <3 ( extremely afraid)