#room temperature milk

[failingatlifespectacularly]

hehehe, first x-bace

(Birthday present for room temperature milk, he likes purple and wears a lot of black so I thought he would like it)

[cubiclecooks]

Side Dish Recipe Country gravy, also called white gravy, is made with 5 basic ingredients. This mom's version uses a bacon fat and flour roux to add a delicious nutty flavor.

[chelseaelliott]

Sauces and Condiments - Mom's Country Gravy White gravy, also known as country gravy, is made with five staple ingredients. This mom's recipe uses a roux made of flour, bacon fat, and nuts to give it a delicious nutty flavor.

[mixelation]

Imagine a carton of milk accidentally gets left out on your kitchen counter. There are no signs of spoilage. How long can the milk sit out before you toss it?

If you live somewhere where milk is sold at room temperature, imagine the carton has been opened previously and needs to be refrigerated.

If your home temperature fluctuates a lot with weather, assume it's a mild temperature the whole time-- not particularly hot or cold.

If your time limit for tossing is at the cut-off of a range, pick the lower one. For example, if you're willing to let milk sit out for up to 2 hours, pick "1-2 hours." Don't tag/comment about how you think people who behave differently from you are gross. :)

[kits-ships]

did you know that you can make silly, half-hearted threats or dni messages without having to use phrases that can trigger/demean psychotic folks? that's right! you can stop being an asshole for the low, low price of free by just using your brain and having sympathy !!!!!!!!!

[hellscribbles]

Itty bitty post just to say that I will not be participating in trick or treat ask boxing this year 😔 unfortunately I am very busy with the day job and also I will be getting fucked up on something my friend is calling The Concoction(TM) with a bunch of people who work at Medieval Times so. Wish me luck fellas and happy Halloween!!!

[emdotcom]

Y/n will really eat a meal of just bread & milk & go, "Ah, what a satisfying meal"

[pepprs]

i think i have food poisoning like.. slightly. it’s my fault and i just hope it doesn’t get worse ♥️

[supercantaloupe]

gonna strangle one of my roommates

[failingatlifespectacularly]

My dad: "🎵living on a farm, an organic farm🎵"

My dad: "🎵and on that farm here was an organic robot🎵"

Me: "I don't think those are organic"

My dad: "🎵and the robot went to 'cluck cluck cluck'🎵"

Me: *lmfao*

My dad: "🎵and the robot laid eggs🎵"

Me: *dying laughing*

My dad: "🎵and the robot had a kid, and the kid's name was Brightbill🎵"

Me: *🤣🤣🤣*

[somefreshnonsense]

If your pfp is ICED MILK i love you. know else likes it. im so excited. you get it. you GET it

my dear friend unfortunately it is taro milk tea, bc I fucking love taro milk tea, but I do unconditionally support milk drinkers as I am one myself

[forgloryforhonor]

Ofusa and Otae at knifepoint

L79 - Ofusa (Kanshichiro Mom)

L527 - Otae

[peachy-pineapples-2003]

One thing about me is that I want my "cold beverages" at room temperature.

Ice tea or soft drinks? Keep the ice cubes away from me

Iced coffee or a milkshake? I let that bitch sit for 1 or 2 hours to melt. Fuck it, if I'm feeling impatient I'll microwave it.

Chocolate milk? I warm it up just to let it cool down until it's room temperature

I am who I am

[sixamsims]

Bread Recipe Baked instead of fried, these healthier donuts are flavored with fresh lemon and studded with poppy seeds.

[gentlefxlk]

Olympic Chocolate Muffins! (since the recipe is paywalled on WaPo)

Cool the muffins and ganache completely before assembly, about 30-40 minutes

Makes 12 muffins

Muffin Ingredients:

¾ cup (180 ml) whole or reduced fat milk

¼ cup (60 ml) water

2 teaspoons instant coffee powder

½ cup (50 grams) unsweetened cocoa powder

4 tablespoons (56 grams) unsalted butter, cut into pieces

½ cup + 1/3 cup (145 total grams) bittersweet or semisweet chocolate chunks

2 cups (250 grams) AP flour

1 tablespoon baking powser

¼ teaspoon fine salt

½ cup (110 grams) packed dark brown sugar

½ cup (100 grams) granulated sugar

¼ cup (60 ml) neutral oil

2 large eggs, room temp

1 teaspoon vanilla extract

1/3 cup (60 grams) chopped milk chocolate, plus more for topping

Ganache Ingredients:

2/3 cup (115 grams) bittersweet or semisweet chocolate chunks

½ cup (120 ml) heavy cream

1/8 teaspoon fine salt

Directions

Position rack in the middle of the oven, preheat 400 degrees Fahrenheit. Line a regular sized muffin pan with liners.

In a small saucepan over medium heat, combine milk, water, and instant coffee. Bring to a simmer, whisking occasionally.

Add cocoa powder and whisk.

Decrease heat to low, add ½ cup (85 grams) of the chocolate chunks and butter, whisk until melted and smooth.

Transfer to a large bowl and cool slightly

In a medium bowl, whisk flour, baking powder, and salt.

To chocolate mixture, whisk in brown sugar, granulated sugar, oil, eggs, and vanilla.

Add about 1/3 of the flour mixture, whisk until incorporated

Add remaining flour, folding with a spatula until no streaks remain.

Fold in remaining 1/3 cup (60 grams) chocolate chunks and chopped milk chocolate, until just combined. Do not overmix.

Using a ¼ cup scoop or measuring cup, divide batter among 12 muffin cups, filling to the top of the pan.

Sprinkle additional chocolate chunks on top.

Transfer pan to oven, and immediately reduce oven temperature to 375 degrees Fahrenheit.

Bake for 22-24 minutes, or until a toothpick comes out clean. Start on ganache now

Let muffins cool in pan for 10 minutes, then use a knife or piping tip to cut an approximately ¾ inch wide hole in the center of each muffin. (use the centers as ice cream topping or eat now!)

Let muffins cool completely.

GANACHE: in a small saucepan over medium-low heat, combine chocolate chunks, heavy cream, and salt. Cook, stirring frequently, until melted and smooth. Remove from heat and let cool completely.

Once muffins and ganache are completely cool, spoon or pipe ganache into the center of the muffin, until slightly overflowed. Serve immediately.

[cdiaz1986]

Recipe for Easter Hot Cross Buns Traditionally served on Good Friday and during Lent, hot cross buns are a spiced, slightly sweet, and traditional Easter treat.