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morganbritton132 · 5 months ago
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Eddie, shoving his phone in Steve’s face: Stevie, tell me a story from your childhood.
Steve: No, everytime I do, you tell me that I had a bad childhood.
Eddie: Because it’s the truth. Tell me a funny story. Tell the people something funny.
Steve:
Steve, giving in: I don’t know if it’s funny but one time my neighbor told on me to my dad because I was on the roof.
Steve: So, I got caught and you think I would’ve gotten in trouble for being on the roof, right?
Eddie: Right.
Steve: Wrong. I got in trouble for not wearing shoes.
Eddie: …I think that passes. Not really funny, but amusing and there is a parent parenting for possibly the first and only time. Good job.
Steve: Thanks.
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unknownarmageddon · 13 days ago
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pleading and needing and bleeding
killer belongs to rahafwabas cross belongs to jael peñaloza apocalyptic kross au belongs to me and @psycho-chair
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skeletoninthemelonland · 1 year ago
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I am NOT sleeping tonight. Not like this.
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wilsonmybeloved · 2 days ago
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i miss you nailgun
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rebtardedwhore · 4 months ago
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INTRO !!
NAME: DYLAN/DYL!! PRONOUNS: SHE/HER (CIS)!! INTRESTS: TCC, MUSIC, MOVIES, OTHER SHIT IDK TCC FAVS: ERIC AND DYLAN, DYLANN, ELLIOT, ADAM!! MUSIC: KMFDM, NIN, RAMMESTEIN, TYLER, THE CREATOR, RADIOHEAD, THE CHEMICAL BROTHERS, LANA DEL REY, MSI MOVIES: NBK, DUCK!, ZERO DAY, DONNIE DARKO, SAW DNI LIST: TCC ANTIS AND JUST BASIC DNI LIST IG
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saradoingthings · 6 months ago
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canadian girl summer core
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m4g0rtz · 2 days ago
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Today's polish is crazy sparkly so you know I absolutely loved it. 😍♥️ This polish has an emerald jelly base with blue aurora shimmer and jade holographic microglitter. What I think made me love this polish so much is that would shift back and forth between green from the base and blue from the shimmer throughout the day depending on the lighting. And then of course once you stepped in direct sun the holo microglitter would take over. 😍😍😍 This is Living in Captivity from Garden Path Lacquers.
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fizzytoo · 1 year ago
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fingertipsmp3 · 9 months ago
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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me (the sims 1&2. And I’m talking to people who have only played ts4)
#sims 3 enjoyers you can perhaps also relate to this. i really genuinely don’t know#i didn’t like the look of ts3 so i never really played it#my quarrel with ts4 players is when they whinge about not being able to do some esoteric building thing#and i’m like girl. i can’t even set different heights on different parts of my roof#(they did change that in mansions and gardens but i don’t have m&g because i have a mac 🫠)#or when they’re casually building basements and i’m like you need to use an extremely specific cheat to do basements in ts2#and if you don’t absolutely nail it; your basement will be full of water. there are tutorials on this#the one that really gets me though is the pathing#i know sims can still experience pathing errors and inaccessible shit in ts4 but it’s SO much worse in ts2#i don’t even try building a kitchen without at least 2 empty counters because the motherfuckers will leave plates on there and decide it#means that they can’t cook#also gets me when i see people ✨building a tiny house in the sims 4✨ and i’m like that wouldn’t even be CLOSE to functional in ts2#i had to download a mod just to be able to use bunk beds#cluttering surfaces? forget it. you need to use a system of invisible shelves#earlier my sim couldn’t get in her shower because there was a counter next to it. NEXT TO it. not in front of it#they have zero ability to step over plates; baby bottles; teddy bears or any other inconsequential item#they have dance parties in the bathroom#genuinely the game of all time. wouldn’t play any other simulation#personal
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archliches · 3 months ago
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i lied you shouldn't have trusted me with the aux. we're listening to tom waits "what's he building?" all the way through and then i'm turning off the radio and we're finishing this 4 hour drive in total pristine silence.
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floraunderground · 6 months ago
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found very cool for some reason unlocked part of the barely used chapel. i love liberal arts school
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anxiously-going · 9 months ago
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I finally got myself to eat for the first time today, now it's- honestly, it's probably still fine for you bitches. I'm tired, I'm not gonna do much today.
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fantasmaas · 2 years ago
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sick of car problems. I’ve dumped over two grand into this thing over the past few months and I have to do it again on monday
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sar3nka · 1 year ago
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Look at my fancy lemonade boy
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disneyprincessdxminatrix · 1 year ago
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ohhh it just started raining when I laid down in bed I’m gonna sleep so well tonight 🥰
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imalayla · 2 years ago
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House meat progress
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