#ron staedler

[leonwrites4u]

can we have some headcanons for Ron (inside job) developing a crush on gn! reader with a Luz Noceda personality?

please, and thank you

Yes!! And I'm so sorry for the wait. I tend to spam posts then go on break (terrible system)

Ron Staedler with a Luz Noceda personality s/o

He thinks you're the most precious person on the planet

How the hell did he find someone like you, someone so bubbly, optimistic and.. Full of life in a world like this

He thinks he's so so so lucky and he cherishes every moment with you

He loves your happy personality

But that also means he's there when you're weak

When the world's got you down

When all the pressure gets to you

He's there, and he won't leave

He adores you with every atom in his body and he wants you to know that

"... Uh- S/O..I want you to know how much you mean to me. You're like a diamond in this messed up world and I wanted you to know that. I love you"

your outgoing-ness compliments his awkwardness perfectly

He's so loving w/ you, he kisses your hand often, and he wants to just settle down with you as soon as possible

No idea if this is what you expected but yeah!! I'm so happy to write this for you!

[galaxiesworldsaway]

My last three standout favorite fictional characters recently have all been characters that start out seemingly mentally stable (to a point) and then slowly deteriorate over the course of the season😭

[hurlingsupport]

If you write for Rob Staedler, can you do romantic headcanons where gn!reader is like the token "yes-man" of the Illuminati?

Sure thing! I'm definitely late on doing requests, so sorry about the wait—but here it is!! A bit angsty ngl, but I hope you enjoy this either way!

"Run Away" (Ron Staedtler x Yes-Man! Gender Neutral Reader Headcanons)

To start off, I think Ron would make a bad first impression with the reader, regardless of them being a Yes-man sort of person.

As stated in the Rontagion episode, Ron commonly makes bad first impressions. You can see this in his character introduction, as well as when Reagan introduces him to Brett and the others.

So, with that in mind, a Yes-man! reader would probably act nice towards Ron while still holding dislike towards him.

Despite this, I feel like a situation would come up where their dislike is mentioned, and while the reader hurriedly tries to cover it up, they're surprised by Ron's acceptance of it.

Of course, you're offput by his acceptance of it. Perhaps the reader has a need for everybody to like them similar to how Brett does, which makes them admire Ron for his nonchalantness.

Because of this, you might make friends with Ron right then and there, putting the bad first impression behind you.

If that does happen, I think Ron would find some sort of solace with you in the Illuminati. And when the two of you get closer, he would express his regrets of joining and how his job torments him.

In this case, I think the reader would encourage him to leave; even if it meant never seeing him again.

Following the storyline of Ron meeting Reagan, I think the plot would be generally the same. Only Ron doesn't hook up with Reagan at the end of the night.

It just doesn't feel right, and he can't understand why. At least until he sees you again at work the next day.

Still having not left the Illuminati despite your endeavors, he would hang around you more often. He feels... happier around you.

Just being around you brings his spirit up, and the fact that you're encouraging him to leave for his own good goes straight to his heart.

At some point, I think he might confess on a particularly bad night. Maybe his subject's memories really got to him, and he just couldn't handle it.

He'd beg you to run away with him, to leave the Illuminati behind and make new lives for each other.

But with his tearful eyes and his frantic breathing, the reader is well aware that he's not thinking straight. And while a Yes-man! reader would vigorously encourage Ron to leave, I think they would have trouble leaving themselves.

So, without denying his pleads, they'd simply hold him close. Listening as he whispers how much he appreciates them and how he couldn't stand to lose them to this hellish company.

"I love you. So, so much."

It'll come out quietly, and the only indication that he said it is the feeling of his breath against your ear. Shivering slightly, you'll only hold him tighter.

And perhaps when he's thinking more clearly, he'll realize it's hopeless to try and leave such a life behind. But until then, you'll hold him as he confesses every little worry he has. And you'll happily allow him to believe there will ever be a future for the two of you.

[awesome-opossum-after-hours]

Chapter 4 of "You Can Be Happy Later" on ao3

hey guys!!! so this chapter takes us on a bit of a flashback, so it would take place directly after Part 2 of the show.

it's a bit shorter than the others, but I wanted to give a quick look into Brett and find a proper way to set up his feelings. because let's face it, this man disliked Ron bc he was jealous. we all know it lolll

I was really proud of this one so I decided to post it on here as a standalone as well. if this is your first exposure to this fic, please check it out from the beginning and let me know what you think!

Six Months Ago…

When Reagan had returned to her lab, after Brett had believed he had lost his best friend for good, he had never felt more relieved. Throughout the entire debacle with Air Bud, she was still always on his mind. Brett was preparing himself for when the dopamine of their mission wore off, and he would have to go back to a cold and empty lab. His best friend- one whose walls he had spent almost a year breaking through- would now have no memory of him whatsoever. But she would be happy, blissfully distant from the Deep State and living a quiet life with her true love. 

But Brett loved her. 

He had only recently realized that this love was beyond platonic. Brett wasn’t sure when this friendship had morphed into these feelings, but it had finally dawned on him when he actually felt dislike towards Ron: something Brett Hand had usually reserved for dog haters, people who litter, and any of the bad “-ists” (we all know the ones.). And the only thing Staedler had done to cause this dislike was date Reagan. Brett knew this was wrong- stupid and selfish, but he couldn’t help it! Then, he saw just how proud Reagan was to call Staedler her boyfriend, and how much she really loved him. 

Brett was happy seeing Reagan happy. So he pushed these feelings as deep down as the deep state. After her and Ron’s breakup, it wasn’t right for him to let his crush resurface too much. Instead, Brett went back to his main mission: Reagan Ridley’s happiness. He first tried using techniques he learned from therapy. Reagan needed a healthy release of her feelings, so Brett made it persistently clear that he was there to listen!

She was a tough nut to crack. As per usual, Reagan’s response to “talking about her feelings” was brushing off the situation. She was “doing perfectly fine”, and didn’t “really have anything to talk about, ya know?”. So, he took a step back from this strategy and the two had their first “Family Dinner” movie night again since the whole fiasco. 

“La La Land…” Reagan scoped out the BluRay DVD that Brett had brought over. “What’s this one even about again?”

“Honestly, not totally sure!” Brett slid the DVD into the TV’s disc slot, then sat back on Reagan’s couch. She handed him a bowl of white cheddar popcorn (his favorite, she knew!). “I know it’s a musical though, with lots of dancing and bright, fun scenes! Should be great for a much-needed night of fun, Reags!”

**An hour and a half later…**

“You’ve gotta give it everything you’ve got. Everything. It’s your dream.”

“What are you gonna do?”

“I’m gonna follow my own path, you know? Stay here, get my own thing going.”

Yikes… Brett was kicking himself, for sure. Of all the choices… of COURSE he picked a movie with doomed lovers who could’ve never both gotten their happy ending! Dammit brightly colored musical numbers he saw clips of on social media!!

“... I’m always gonna love you…”

Ohhhh god. Brett fidgeted nervously with his sleeve. He glanced over at Reagan, who was staring silently and wide-eyed at the screen. Even in the dim light, he could see her shaky breaths as she began to blink away tears. Brett paused the movie, turning to face his best friend. 

“Reags… you okay?”

Suddenly, Reagan dove to him, burying her face in Brett’s shirt as she finally let herself cry. Not just a small, delicate cry- full-on sobs broke from Reagan like a river rushing through open floodgates. Brett was quick to return the hug, soft and secure, while he rubbed comforting circles on her back. Reagan’s small frame shook with the sheer force of her emotions, but Brett held her like a lifeline. 

“It’s gonna be okay, Reagan. I promise”.

Reagan sniffled. “What if it’s not?” She choked out through her tears. “What we had… * sniff *... what if nobody loves me like that again??” She hugged him tighter.

Brett’s heart ached. He wanted to tell her just how much he loved her. How he’s willing to give her the world. But saying that now wouldn’t be fair- she didn’t need that. What Reagan needed right now was a friend. “Reagan…” he whispered to her. “You’ll find that again, I know it. You���re incredible, you’re strong, you’re so smart- any guy would be lucky to have you. But for right now, it’s okay to hurt. I’ll always be your shoulder to cry on, Reags.”

She didn’t say anything, but continued to bury her head against his chest. He was more than okay with that. Brett held his best friend tight until her sobs turned to shaky breaths, which slowed into sleep. Eventually, he carefully maneuvered Reagan into his arms and carried her to her bedroom. She managed to stay in deep sleep, almost as if it was the best rest she had gotten in weeks (which he knew it probably was). Brett placed Reagan gently down on her bed and draped her covers over her sleeping body. He quickly slipped downstairs to turn off the TV and fill up a cup with water, then back upstairs to place the cup on Reagan’s nearby nightstand. He also managed to plug in her phone, setting it down on the opposite side of the small table as the cup. 

As Brett was walking through the doorway out of Reagan’s bedroom, before shutting the lights off, he turned to get one last look at his best friend. Releasing a week’s worth of pent-up tears all at once had wiped her, and she was practically dead to the world. 

Brett gazed at her with a soft, sad smile. “Love ya, Reagan. Get some sleep, alright?”

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Happy Birthday to Denise Richards. Her most recognized roles are Carmen Ibanez in Starship Troopers (1997), Kelly Van Ryan in Wild Things (1998) and Bond girl Christmas Jones in The World Is Not Enough (1999). She has also appeared in films Drop Dead Gorgeous (1999), Valentine (2001), Undercover Brother (2002), Scary Movie 3 (2003), Love Actually (2003), and Madea's Witness Protection (2012).

The

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The actress turned 52 today.

[doedorothy]

⭐️

uhh from stuff you dont know? the priest (fleabag), god i cant think of much else. the guy from american mary who runs the strip club. uhhh. seth brundle (the fly), thomas connor (batim) chloe price* (lis), ron staedler* (inside job), nana osaki* (nana), laurent thierry (the great pretender)

* i dont know the material very well or dont Like the material but included it anyway

[lomihime]

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[jackieshaunanat]

I had a dream that Brett saw how miserable Reagan was post-Appleton and went behind her back on a solo mission to find Ron and get his memories back and reunite them and it was full of Brett doing a bad job at hiding his plan from Reagan but she was so overworked and busy that she never noticed and also it was FULL of tension filled awkward moments between Brett & Ron like bed sharing and unironically saying "no homo" with nervous laughter

[candydos]

“Your name is Martin Higgins. You live just outside Appleton, Wisconsin. You had a hard time for a long time, but you did something brave. You took a chance on a new life because you realised that you deserved one. I searched a thousand lifetimes for the one that would make you happiest. And you’ll find it one day. Just without me. (...) You’re free now. I’m sorry that I couldn’t be free with you. I’ll miss you, Ron, and I know if it were possible, you’d miss me too.

(...) Alright, Reagan, you’ve made your choice, because humanity needs someone to make the hard choices. And as long as the person you love is happy, maybe you can be happy later. Until then, you have a job to do.”

— Inside Job, Part 2

[qnjazmine]

Just in time for the second part to come out later!! wooo!!!

[cryptidwlw69]

I’ve known him for about 15 minutes and I love him❤️❤️

[leonwrites4u]

I just finished inside job and I'm having the WORST brainrot so like can I get some requests for it

Andre and Brett <3

[rskacreates]

They

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Inside Job Masterlist

Reagan x GN Reader Oneshot (pt. 1):

Reagan x GN Reader Oneshot (pt. 2):

Reagan x Childish! GN Reader Oneshot:

Reagan and Teen Prodigy! GN Reader Oneshot:

Reagan + Brett and Nonbinary Reader Headcannons:

Ron Staedtler x Yes-Man! GN Reader Headcanons:

[k1ckback]

Can you please write more Staedler x reader? You’re the only blog I’ve found that writes it. Tysm :) :) :)

of course!!

General Ron Staedtler x GN! S/O

- for someone who works in such a violent environment, he certainly is one of the most gentle people you’ll meet. he’s so attentive to detail. I’ve said before that when he finds out you like something?? he’s remembering it. same thing with general interests, shows, movies, even a certain animal. prepare to get random pictures of capybaras if you so much as mention one, once.

- he can never get enough sleep. by the time he gets home, prepare to be wrapped up in his arms for a few solid hours. he loves sleep. but he loves sleeping wrapped around you, even more. couch naps while the two of you watch movies?? the absolute best. prepare to feel the safest you’ve ever been.

- gods, I don’t think he gets jealous very much, but he will never take it out on you if he is. he’ll take a more mature approach and talk to you about it, and even if it’s explained away and he trusts you, expect an arm snaked around your waist when this other person shows up. lacing your fingers with his, or kissing you on the head halfway through a conversation.

- such a geek. he grew up fixated on star trek and most things to do with aliens. he definitely had his star wars fazes; and if you watch the movies with him he will be forever indebted. he gets way too excited explaining random plot holes and the rest of the lore to you. buy him a light saber and he might propose to you right there.

- even when he’s groggy from work, he’ll be all over you when he gets home. he will always check how your day is before he passes out. if there’s anything he can do to make it better? he’ll suck up the lack of sleep and make sure he jumps through any hoops he has to.

- please give him haircuts. he’s never trusted barbers enough to do it because of a bad experience in high-school, and it can get so choppy so quickly. the second you get finished cutting it, he’s checking in the mirror and absolutely praising your work. he realized how much a decent haircut can change his look up and won’t hesitate to come back when it grows out.

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love this journal so much💕 I love foxes and every fox I have is named swan ronson (after the beautiful ron swanson) 12.17.17