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Ugh.
Is all I’m gonna say.
#I’m feeling a lot of things#yet also feeling nothing#the donghua looks like it’s gonna focus on the few things I hated about wmmap#looks like I’m feeling about it the same I feel about the Raeliana adaption#pretty but that’s about it#welp guess the people who dropped wmmap will get what they wanted in the dongua#romance and tea time with daddy ✨#I’ll stick with the political intrigue#looked on my alt and all the Lucathy fans came out of their slumber#good thing they all blocked me ✨#not even a smidget of smol Athy when she had common sense sigh#who made me a princess#wmmap
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TBOSAS on Crack short take (21)
*When the 24 OG Mentors discussed The Hunger Games*
Clemensia: Ok. Be honest. Whoever annually watches the Hunger Games, raise your hands!
Everyone:. . .
Clemensia: Really?! No one? Well, I’m kinda relieved to see that.
Felix: Clemmie, we stopped watching Highbottom’s Killer Kids Game since we were in grade school.
Clemensia: But why though?
Androcles: Not fun.😔
Sejanus: Extremely and insanely cruel and inhumane.😡
Lysistrata: Fortunately, my mom said “no” because there were too many body parts flying on the screen.
Festus: I threw up my cheesecake the first time I saw a live decapitation on television.
Coryo: That’s your only reason?
Festus: Bro, you don’t understand. That was my last free cheesecake coupon for the whole year.🥲
Coryo: Well, I just quit watching the games the moment I saw a kid bit off another kid’s fingers.
Festus: So?
Coryo: He swallowed them.
Festus: Oh.
Coryo: You all know that I hate cannibals, right?
Persephone: *starts crying*
Coryo: Not you, Price.🙄
Livia: Well, I just don’t watch the games because it’s not really my cup of tea. I mean, there’s no romance, no gossips, no breakups-
Juno: Nothing. I gave it a zero.
Arachne: True. It lacks that ✨reality drama✨ that we girlies crave for.
Dennis: I watched it once with my mom and my very sensitive dad. Never again.
Coryo: Why? What happened?
Dennis: My poor daddy had nightmares for a whole year. Even now, he’s still crying about it.
Coryo: Wait. Is that why your mom now runs and rules the Capitol Black Market without him?
Dennis: Yup! My daddy officially decided to become a stay-at-home househusband.
Persephone: Like mine!😀
Dennis: No, Price. Not like yours.
Persephone: Not like mine? But my sweet daddy is also a stay-at-home househusband.
Dennis: For the wrong reasons.
Persephone: He’s just living his best werewolf life!
Coryo: No offense, Percy, but your sweet daddy is clinically insane.
Palmyra: Like us!😀
Coryo: I know that we’re all insane, but not Nero “I am a scary werewolf” Price insane.
Persephone: But-
Coryo: He hunts rabid raccoons for breakfast and howls at the moon.
Gaius: Cool.
Coryo: He also fought 10 wild coyotes, 5 Peacekeepers, and a stray brown bear for some lima beans once. It was epic.
Felix: Was he arrested?
Coryo: No. You can’t arrest a self proclaimed werewolf. It’s illegal.
Felix: Illegal? Who approved of that law?
Coryo: Your granduncle.
Felix: *sighs* That checks out.😑
Persephone: Aren’t we talking about the Hunger Games?🥲
Coryo: Oh, yeah. How about you, Moss? Why did you stop watching Highbottom’s Killer Kids Game?
Iphigenia: It’s too brutal for my liking. And my grocery store has a sh*tty TV. How about you, Ney Ney?
Vipsania: No introduction, no narrative, no story. Just plain killing.😪
Palmyra: There’s no food commercials after every kill!
Coryo: What the heck, Palm Palm!
Felix: My crazy granduncle- I mean, the President of Panem usually invites me over to one of his exclusive ✨THG Watch Parties✨, but after the 4th time watching, puking, and screaming, I just couldn’t stomach the gore anymore.
Clemensia: Ok? So if you’re in charge of The Hunger Games, what would you change? What would you like to do if you recreated the games from scratch?
Everyone: Everything!
Sejanus: And no killing!
Felix: Yeah! Let’s agree and write a “no killing” policy!
Coryo: Make sure to add the “no gore” and “no cannibalism” rule as well, Class Pres.
Felix: On it. *scribbles*
Apollo: Hear me out. ✨Hunger Games: Panem’s Next Top Model✨!
Diana: No! It should be ✨Hunger Games: Dancing With The Stars✨!🤩
Livia: Ew. Your ideas suck! It should be ✨Hunger Games: LOVE ISLAND✨!💅
Sejanus: No! ✨Hunger Games: The Great Panem Bake Off✨ is gonna be the best program ever!
Coryo: Babe, what are you talking about?! ✨Hunger Games: Panem’s Got Talent✨ is the superior show!
Io: No! You’re all wrong! ✨Hunger Games: 90 DAY FIANCÉ✨ will have the most views!
Hilarius: ✨Hunger Games: Single’s Inferno✨ is better and spicier!
Palmyra: Suck it, Hilari! ✨Hunger Games: Fear Factor✨ will be the most iconic show!
Urban: You guys are not thinking! ✨Hunger Games: Project Runway✨ is the best concept! Just you wait! I will revolutionize Panem’s fashion industry!
Festus: What?! No! You’re so wrong, Ban Ban! ✨Hunger Games: TOP CHEF✨ will revolutionize Panem’s food industry!
Domitia: I kinda agree with Creed.
Dennis: Yeah. A food competition sounds nice.
Persephone: Oh, c’mon! ✨Hunger Games: Big Brother✨ will be a certified classic!
Pup: You’re kidding, right? ✨Hunger Games: Panem’s Ninja Warrior, Ultimate Beastmaster✨ will get us the most sponsors!😎
Felix: Slow down! All of your ideas and suggestions are great!
Palmyra: Thanks!☺️
Felix: But I can’t keep up with all that shouting!
Livia: Just do your stupid job, Class Pres! And FYI, mine’s the best. So make sure to highlight ✨LOVE ISLAND✨.
Festus: Oh, Horn of Plenty! I have another great idea!
Coryo: Fire away, Creed.
Festus: Hear me out. ✨Hunger Games: Keeping Up With The Ravinstills✨!
Coryo: Festus, my dumpster brother from another mother, you are a certified genius!😂
Sejanus: I’ll even trade my scheming old man to see that show air anytime!
Felix: That doesn’t even make sense?! How can the Tributes participate on that show?!
Juno: No offense, Felix, but we also want to see the chaotic family drama that you and your cousins are currently living in.
Coryo: I kinda agree with Juno, Class Pres. I mean, just last week, four out of your eight uncles got arrested by your other four uncles, just because of “illegally” breeding Bichon Frisé puppies inside your crazy granduncle’s secret basement.
Felix: How did you even get that private information?!
Coryo: You told us yourself.
#coriolanus snow#tbosas#bosas#hunger games#thg#president snow#lucy gray baird#crack post#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#ballad of songbirds and snakes#random thoughts#festus creed#felix ravinstill#lysistrata vickers#clemensia dovecote#arachne crane#livia cardew#sejanus plinth#snowplinth#reality#tv shows#the hunger games#suzanne collins#thg fanfiction#thg fandom#coryo snow#thg incorrect quotes#tbosas incorrect quotes#snowjanus#thg fic
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His Cherub
Daddy!Steve Rogers x Black/WOC Little!Reader
💞 Happiest of Birthdays to @strawbeariefaerie! My sweet and lovely Rosie, I hope this brings a smile to your face! I love you dearly and wanted to give you a little something special!! Thank you for being my friend!!! 💞
Warnings: light ddlg themes, mention of sexual content, mostly fluff!!
Steve Rogers was a man of romance and today of all days, he intended on showing you the heights of his love for you!
Today was his little girl’s birthday, a most cherished day in his eyes and it was his goal to make you feel as loved as you should be
Midday was approaching which meant lunchtime as Steve gave you a piggyback ride all throughout the house and through the gardens in the backyard
“How does my little cherub feel high up there? See any giraffes?”
You laughed and leaned your head back down to rest your chin on his broad shoulder
“Daddy, that’s silly! Giraffe’s don’t live here! But I can see the birdies in the trees!”
“Ohhh you’re right, such a smart girl, I forgot there’s no giraffes around!”
Steve loved making you giggle like that, and seeing you so elated made him feel the same as the pair of you went around with your hello kitty watering can to give your garden beds a drink of water
Since today was such a special occasion, you’d decided to wear your fairy wings with your favorite sundress, doing your makeup and making use of those heart and glitter stickers Steve had gotten you as part of a stationary set
You felt like the prettiest dew drop fairy in the land and especially since your daddy had complimented your look for ten minutes straight when you came downstairs to reveal it to him
After your piggyback ride, Steve made you a special requested lunch, letting you have more than one of your favorite Juicy Juice boxes and giving you as many kisses you as asked for because how could he deny such a beauty like yourself
It was his little cherubs day and she’d get whatever she wanted no questions asked!
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After lunch it was time to start the day’s birthday activities, with getting your nails done being the first thing on your list!
Steve just couldn’t keep the smile off his face even when he had to remind you to hold his hand while walking across the busy street to the nail salon, happily hearing you babble about what shape and design you wanted to get
He helped you choose which color to get, even sitting beside you as you got them done, fascinated by the process and whistling at the end result, they looked amazing on you and he couldn’t help but think about what those nails would feel like scratching at his arms when he was between your thighs…but that was for later
Right now, it was on to Build-A-Bear to get you a new stuffie, whichever one you’d like it was yours, he’d even get you two if you wanted, anything to make that beautiful smile stay on your face!
You walked out of the stores you visited feeling giddy at all your new purchases courtesy of Steve who only encouraged you to get what you wanted
And your excitement would increase tenfold when he made a stop by one of your little friends houses for a surprise tea party thrown in your honor!
Steve even made sure to bring your fairy wings so you could put them on again as well as bring your new stuffie to show to your friends and their daddies, strawberry cakes and ice cream all laid out just for you!
Your friends sang happy birthday and you got to blow out a sparkling candle before everyone dug into their cake, the daddies letting you all sprawl out on your favorite blankets after and watch the clouds for shapes
There was magic and excitement and love in the air and you couldn’t be happier
Everyone had taken such care to make you feel special and celebrated and you were almost overcome with emotion as you made your way to Steve, melting into his lap comfortably
“Happy birthday, princess. I love you so much, you know that?”
“Mhm!! You always say you love me as big as the whole entire universe!!”
“That’s right, baby! I sure do, and I have another gift for you at home whenever you’re ready to leave, just us two.”
You didn’t think there was a day you’d stop falling for this gentle man of your dreams. He provided so much for you and today he’d gone above and beyond in so many ways
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When you’d arrived back home Steve could tell you were getting a little sleepy, the sun beginning to set as you hopped out of the car, playfully giggling when you were scooped up in his arms and carried inside, he’d get all the bags later
Now his focus was on your reaction when you saw the decorations he’d somehow managed to set up since you’d left the house (unbeknownst to you he’d slipped away to set it up while you were playing tag with your friends at your tea party)
There were candles lit around the living room, a dozen different flower bouquets arranged too, your favorite flower and rose petals covering the floor, a whole box of fresh chocolate covered strawberries on the table with a note next to it
Steve set you down so you could go read it, hands nervously shoved in his pockets as he watched you take everything in
You walked around the living room reading the note, your eyes welling with tears at his beautiful handwriting coming to life
“My dearest cherub, today is your birthday and I don’t think I’ll ever have the words to express how much I love you, how you put the oxygen in my lungs and the fire in my heart. I’m so grateful that you’re all mine and I hope to show you each and every day but especially today that you’ll never be taken for granted, your love is pure and I want to give you the best possible. I love you more than anything, your Daddy.”
Your eyes were so bleary with tears you almost missed the extra piece of paper tucked into the envelope until you unraveled it to reveal a beautiful hand drawn sketch of you in your garden done by none other than Steve
He chuckled when he heard your gasp, coming over to take your hands in his
“You’re the best, you’re the very best, I love you so much!”
You threw yourself into his arms, not having to worry about him catching you as he sat down on the couch with you in his arms, soft kisses pressed to your forehead and then to your cherry lips
“I love you too, cherub. With my life. I hope today was everything you hoped it would be.”
“It definitely was, daddy!”
The drawing lay carefully next to you on the cushion, your eyes never leaving it as you sat in awe not only of Steve’s talent but of how much he cared for you, how much his love surpassed comprehension and expression
Nothing could beat this, nothing at all, you let him hold you close, your head resting against his chest, his calm heartbeat relaxing you, the two of you sat in your own universe of love
What a birthday it had been and you never wanted this moment to end!
I hope this was ok!!! Thank you so much for reading and Rosie I hope this made you feel as special as you are to me!!! 💗💗💗
#daddy!steve rogers x little!reader#daddy!steve rogers#steve rogers x little!reader#steve rogers headcanons
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