#rom com perfection

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[kdramaxoxo]

Sure it's wild that Marry My Husband and Perfect Marriage Revenge have almost the exact same set up, but the vibes are waaaaaay different.

[invisible-pink-toast]

Top 20 Romantic/Comedies where the girls should’ve ended up together

20. Mean Girls - Janis and Cady

19. The Breakfast Club - Allison and Claire

18. Bring It On - Missy and Torrance

17. Whip It - Pash and Bliss

(if Bliss comes out as trans after the film like Elliot Page did, then these two will still be one badass queer couple!)

16. The Wedding Planner - Mary and Fran

15. Pitch Perfect - Beca and Chloe

(would probably be higher up on the list if i wasn’t bitter)

14. Princess Protection Program - Rosalinda and Carter

13. Clueless - Cher, Tai and Dionne

12. Legally Blonde - Vivian and Elle

11. Frances Ha - Sophie and Frances

10. Stuck in the Suburbs - Brittany and Natasha

9. John Tucker Must Die - Carrie, Beth, Heather and Kate

8. Ocean’s 8 - Debbie and Lou

7. Calamity Jane - Katie and Calamity

6. Bring It On: All or Nothing - Britney and Camille

5. Ice Princess - Casey and Gen 

4. She’s the Man - Viola and Olivia

3. Almost Adults - Mackenzie and Cassie

2. Miss Congeniality - Cheryl and Gracie

1. Bend it like Beckham - Jess and Jules

[tys-kitty]

I‘m not okay…

[merakiui]

So when are you dropping yandere Rollo stuff to celebrate getting the Catholic guilt Croissant, Mera? XD /j

October. >:D I plan to finish two Rollo fics around that time and post them for the spooky season. One is the dead dove Rollo fic, and the other one is about (sacrificial) goat-boy Rollo. <3 Malleus appears in both of them (much to Rollo's dismay).

[praetorqueenreyna]

For Rhysand Week Day 7: Free Day, I give you: romcom Rhysta AU. I have to give credit to @beansidhebumbling, who shared a snippet of a "10 Things I Hate About You" Rhysta fic that changed me at a molecular level. In that vein, I give you: How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days Rhysta!

@officialrhysandweek

Nesta is a journalist for a woman's magazine that's always wanted to write things that matter. Her boss has promised her that she'll be able to write whatever she wants after one more article: How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days. She has to find a guy, start dating him, then convince him to break up with her within 10 days. The problem? Her target is Rhysand, a playboy advertising executive who needs to make a woman fall in love with him within 10 days to be his company's liason for a lucrative diamond marketing campaign.

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Rhys leaned against the railing on his balcony, eyes glued to the gorgeous woman sashaying towards a taxi with a tantalizing sway of her hips. His lips still stung from their kiss; the little minx had bitten him. He had to admit, he had almost gotten carried away, on the verge of careening off the edge from first base all the way home. But he had to stay focused. His entire career was on the line. He had ten days to win this bet and get Nesta Archeron to fall for him, head over heels. 

There were worse people to seduce, he mused as Nesta opened the door to her cab. She was hot, smart, and just a little mean in a sexy way. The kind of woman who prided herself on being able to sniff out bullshit a mile away. Still, she had succumbed to his charm already. He wouldn’t need the full ten days.

Nesta turned just before getting into the cab, giving him a flirtatious wiggle of her fingers. Rhys blew her a kiss, causing her to roll her eyes and laugh. “Oh, you are already falling in love with me,” he murmured to himself. 

Her mark was cute, she had to give him that. And a good kisser. Unsurprising, considering Nesta could practically smell the playboy sleeze coming off him in waves. It was a shame she couldn’t actually sleep with him, but that wasn’t part of the plan. 

She could feel his eyes on her ass as she walked away. Rhysand was easy, and Nesta felt like she already knew everything about him. It had been laughably simple to get an invite over to his place. Men like that loved tittering docile women, but they craved someone with a little bit of a bite. Just a few minutes of flirty sarcasm and he was putty in her hands. The stage was perfectly set. She had ten days to drive him insane. Rhysand would lose it and break up with her. She’d write her article, and then her obnoxious boss would lighten up and let Nesta write whatever she wanted. 

In the open doorway of the taxi she glanced back, displaying the gleaming arch of her neck. She waggled her fingers in farewell, and Rhys blew her a kiss from the balcony. It was so cheesy it prompted a real laugh, and she rolled her eyes. She looked up at him again once the cab door was closed and her face was shielded behind the window. Her coy grin shifted into a wicked smirk.

“I’m gonna make you wish you were dead.” 

[hearteyedfeelings]

fix-it fic writers we need you now more than ever, give us a Nyra running away with Alicent longfic slow burn of them on their journey to wherever they’re gonna go all while hashing out their hurt and then finally becoming lovers

a classic friends to enemies to sorta friends to lovers if you will

[pinkwinesupernovas]

petition to cast this man in a rom com RIGHT NOW

[leahdrawsstuff]

the fact that I just saw a tweet that was like “what character/piece of media do you think is a media literacy test where someone’s opinion on it shows if they can be trusted interpreting media”, someone replied with Toradora and OP replied “nope taiga is an asshole” bestie u failed your own test

[dayas]

Rewatched Lisa Frankenstein and I can confirm it is one of the best movies ever made.

[beanghostprincess]

Yasopp: so this sanji kid?

Usopp: yeah? What about him?

Yasopp: you like them?

Usopp: he's my boyfriend

Yasopp: awww That's nice. Let me give you some fatherly advice

Usopp: I'm good-

Yasopp: be together because you want to be together, not because that's the expectation or that you believe that it's your only option. I get you know you're on a boat in the middle of nowhere Your options are limited. Plus You're 19 hormones You know, he's there so why not. That's not a good reason to be together.

Usopp: ok I can't really argue with that-

Yasopp: communication is good but also respect. Does he respect you? Do you respect him? How does he react to your boundaries? Does he know when it's good to push your boundaries to benefit you to help you grow and does he know when to respect your boundaries to protect you?

Usopp: Yes yeah he does...... I think

Yasopp: the little things add up to big things. Sometimes small gestures say much more than a grand proposal.

Usopp: ok yeah...you know sanji likes to bring my meals into my work shop. He doesn't say anything he just drops them off and lets me work, now thinking about it I really appreciate that it's like he-

Yasopp: also Don't fall in love too fast and don't fall too deep in love.

Usopp: what?

Yasopp: Don't give them too much of you because once you give them that part of you, it's theirs forever and when they leave you which eventually will happen [leave as in death not break up]. They'll take that part of you with them and you can never get it back. there's always going to be that emptiness inside.

usopp:

Yasopp: nothing can feel it sex, alcohol, new relationships. Nothing absolutely nothing. It will always be empty.................................. And sometimes that emptiness will consumes you.... Leaving you more isolated and more alone......Don't......Don't let that happen. .....................

Usopp:

Yasopp: also use protection, have verbal consent and don't get pregnant. I'm too young to be a grandfather.

Usopp:

Yasopp: I'm glad we had this talk. I love having these father son moments. We should do this more often Love you :)

Usopp:

Yasopp,,,, Are you,,, Okay,,,,

Can't stop thinking about Usopp going to see Sanji after the conversation and Sanji like, with the hugest, softest of smiles saying "well, how did it go with your dad-" and Usopp interrupts him with "I think he needs to get laid. And a therapist. And believing in love again. And a therapist. If we find him a therapist and he falls in love with them, we kill two birds with one stone" / "I don't think people can do that, honey. What the fuck did he tell y-" / "I don't want to talk about it" (<- traumatized kid by his single dad).

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

Nicola Coughlan & Luke Newton Take On The Ultimate Afternoon Tea Taste Test (x)

[blue-grama]

7 important reasons to watch No Gain, No Love in no particular order

the rom-com is rom-comming and everything is beautiful

Kim Ji-uk

Don't you hate it when you need a fake husband, so you pick a homely convenience store clerk but then he takes off his glasses all Clark Kent-style and BAM TURNS OUT HE'S HOT and then he starts working at your company and also he has a talent for looming over you and saying ambiguous things that indicate that if given the chance he might just reduce you to jelly in bed? Yeah, Son Hae-yeong hates that too.

2. Son Hae-yeong

SPEAKING OF Son Hae-yeong. She is cold. She is calculating. She is navigating the patriarchy. She is creating so many problems for herself. Shin Min-ah was made for this role, I have no further comments. No wait, I do: I love a Kdrama heroine who is allowed to have a sexual history and be horny. She shoulda been banging that boy from episode 1 on. 3. Cha Hui-seong

POLYAMORY? IN MY KDRAMA??? 🥹

4. Nam Ja-yeon

Writes porn. Has problems. Terrible at camouflage in a built environment. She also deserves polyamory, if you even care.

5. Ahn Woo-Jae

He fucking sucks so hard, I hate him. Perfection.

6. Yeo Ha-jun and Bok Gyu-hyun

These two are a package deal. The utter disrespect this secretary has for his boss, I tell you.

7. Sun Jung-a

Is she nice? No. Is she good to her son? No. Does she read smut in her spare time? Yes. So we have no choice but to stan.

[larphis]

[rainingmbappe]

The rise of "let people enjoy things" is single handedly the backbone of the rise of anti intellectualism

[dykehayleywilliams]

"what if we get sick of each other?" / "we're already sick of each other. it's the best."