#roier is the rat <3

[anachronistic-falsehood]

🌹!

im not even sure if im ever going 2 finish this but i started writing a spiderbit qsmp fic that takes place directly after the finale. written homestuck style!!! perhaps it will see ao3 eventually someday but for now it simply lives in my drafts and is there just for fun <3

CELLBIT: SOMEONE GET THIS FUCKING RAT OFF ME MIKE: A RAT? CELLBIT: A RAT YES THIS IS A RAT AND IT IS ON ME GET IT OFF MY LEG PLEASE You hold out your leg. Mike darts forward and leans down, his undead fingers wrapping around the body of the tiny rat. He takes it, untangling its fingers from your pant leg. As soon as the rat is off you, it starts squeaking and flailing in his hands, wriggling around in an attempt to break out of Mike’s grip. It even bites him, but then it seems to gag at the taste of his rotting flesh and lets him go immediately. MIKE: Awww, hi little guy! Cellbit, why was there a rat on you? CELLBIT: i don’t know, it was in my pocket and then it just fucking CELLBIT: i don’t know! CELLBIT: just keep it away from me it’s going to give me fucking rabies or something MIKE: I thought you had your rabies shot after prison? CELLBIT: yeah but i still don’t want to be BITTEN, MIKE MIKE: Oh so when you bite people it’s fine, but when a rat does it, SUDDENLY it’s a federal fucking issue, I see how it is >:/

[chapinii]

thinking about qroier, still in rat form, managing to escape from his prison for a single day, and bumping into his son, who takes him into his pocket with glee.

(aka pepito finds a really cool little pepito with one hell of an attitude, and wants to show all of his friends and tios his new pet - abuela foolish is freaked the hell out and wants it Dead)

[linimoonlight]

I love Bagi and am so glad she is on the server <3

She really is the one involved in all the storylines.

She was there for Tubbos resurection, Bads whole death/memory loss, Phils enderking problem, Tinas demon issues, the Elena story line, mentioning the rat thing to Roier and so many more just to mention some of the recent ones.

She cares so much and is so smart that its difficult to sneak stuff past her and she will connect the dots if shes around.

Now i just need to see more of her own story line again cause its just sooo good and she deserves the spotlight <3

[lowkeyrobin]

can i ask for qsmp reacting to new member reader who is russian??

yes of course!! I love this request sm, hopefully I got everyone you're looking for! sorry if these are a little ooc, I'm learning a lot and watching a lot about the qsmp still so hopefully this is good lol. kind of a mix of q! selves and cc! selves so 💀

QSMP ; meeting a russian creator

includes ; tubbo, quackity, cellbit, jaiden, roier, wilbur, foolish, slimecicle, tina, and nihachu

warnings ; language, probably ooc 💀💀

masterlist

TUBBO

"oh, hi! are you the new member???"

he's really nice, helps you build a house and stuff to get started and whatnot

you, him & sunny spend a lot of time together, especially because quackity gave you your own child too

sunny & your egg absolutely love each other, and perfectly balance one another out

tubbo teaches you all about his machines and factories and whatnot

welcomes you with open arms to the town of fobo

talks to you about the federation and whatnot, how they're basically the government and to just avoid them at all costs

even with a language barrier (if you don't speak English as well) you guys are so tight

always fucking around together somehow

he adds you into his lore as well

QUACKITY

welcomes you with kindness and open arms

introduces you to your own egg 😭🫶

he's got a lot of energy and is very chaotic, literally sprints around the whole smp showing you everything and catching you up into lore stuff

if he fucks up a first impression, he repeatedly tries to make it up and corrects himself and whatnot

doing dumb shit with him and richarlyson is a must

you guys become really good friends and make some great lore ideas together

if you speak a little/lot of English, you guys will just have chitter-chatter streams together and build a little tree house for the eggs

CELLBIT

"hello!!"

you teach him a little Russian and he teaches you a little French

even if you have a language barrier he's really nice to you

very selfless, if you need something, hes got you

if you get kidnapped, good lord is he holding a grudge

has a protective type of personality, makes sure to keep you and your egg safe if you two come across some federation funny business together

starts to learn Russian because he thinks it's a cool language

surprises you one day with a phrase in Russian and you're just like "???? hello cellbit?"

"was that a good pronunciation? I'm still learning"

puzzles >>>>

used to be a rlly good pvper so he teaches you some outdated tricks lol

JAIDEN

"Oh my God, hi!!"

teaches you all about how the smp works and tells you all about her adventures

also takes you on adventures with her when you stream together

through the language barrier, you still get along really well and enjoy each other's humor and company

building together >>>

such great inputs from each side

in lore, she's kind of just off to herself, and alone

she can't really trust other people whatsoever now

but when you come around, she's a bit more open but obviously wants to be left alone

teaches you all about her pets

she rubbed off her love for vocaloid on you

ROIER

welcomes you with a smile

teaches you all about lore and whatnot

mentions his and cellbits wedding at least 3 times

gives you a little referral to therapy

he's currently a rat in lore so uh

he kinda just uses you as a pedestal for now

"y/n, tell them that im the superior rat, please"

you repeat the phrase in russian to any other russian creators you joined the server with

becomes a co-parent to your egg

very level-headed, somehow always has a plan

"Oh, yeah, the federation kidnaps people, just stay away from them"

"Dude what"

everyday is his birthday

you play into the bit by singing happy birthday in russian and giving him some sort of food

WILBUR SOOT

very formal first impression

introduces you to tallulah

tallulah is kinda iffy about you and your egg at first but she warms up to you guys

if you're the building type, he'll do the dirty work to get you the stuff you need to make a house, or anything you wanna build

on top of learning french, dutch, and spanish, you get him invested in russian as well

in lore, he believes that most problems can be solved by love, and you just kinda go with it because he's nice enough and whatnot

teaches you some stuff about music

you guys do a lot of yap streams while grinding up some resources on the island to make some new locations and whatnot

"the pattern you're doing looks like upside down dicks"

"wh- wilbur, why would you say that?"

if you're still learning English, and it's kinda broken when you speak or you say something wrong, he kindly corrects you and teaches you correct pronunciations

becomes a co-parent to your egg as well

you teach the eggs the "scary fight like a badass" stuff and he's the "be nice, children" parent

FOOLISH GAMERS

you're immediately introduced to his laugh

kind of reckless, but pretty laid back

pretty playful as well, likes to joke around with you

he doesn't have a reason to not trust you yk

you're very overprotective of your egg and anxious that you'll let something bad happen, but if he becomes a co-parent, he releases your egg from the little plastic box you have them in when you aren't around

does the whole Batman bit with you on your first stream on the qsmp

holy shit the amount of laughter

he wants to leave a good impression on you, thinks you're really cool lol

you've mutually decided that he builds exteriors, you design interiors

SLIMECICLE

probably wasn't even aware new people were joining

"who the hell is that???"

like you're trying to let quackity teach you the basics and he's staring from a distance like he's gonna plot to kill you

tries to joke around and say hello in russian but ends up saying some random phrase that didn't make sense

"You just said your toes taste like cheese"

"Wait, what?"

makes you a bitch wife/husband asap

makes you curse people out in russian when he gets slightly offended

definition of the uwu cat boy and tall angry bully gay stereotype

in lore he's got some serious psychological problems but it's okay!! you can deal with it

quackity tells you about the whole gegg think and you sit there like "okay wtf"

TINA KITTEN

you guys just kinda run into each other one day and you ask her for help on something

something clicked man, yall are such an iconic duo

you guys build a whole mansion near the sea together for the eggs

in lore, she's pretty reserved and isolates herself, and you become one of the many tk worry about her and try and give her advice

secrets are safe with her 💳💥💥💥

you guys own a little farm together too

Em and your egg get along so well

she has a little proud mom moment

tetris competitions.

she likes to draw and she loves drawing you and your egg together it's so cute

NIKI NIHACHU

she's kind of shy but your personalities balance each other out

she's sworn to protect everyone, and you and your egg are quickly added to that list

baking with her>>

you work with her at empanadas bakery

she talks to you all about psychology and how it fascinates her and stuff

you learn a lot from her

lots of compliments whether it be builds or even outfits you're showing off to you're stream

she easily becomes a co-parent of your egg lol

[littleeggrock]

all of you talking about how ratoier is gonna completely fuck cellbit up but also idk about you guys but if jaiden returns in time to see this shit she's gonna be fucking estatic she loves rats and roiers gonna be just a little guy now. (i'm sure she'll also be super concerned and worried and also like "what the fuck why" but also r a t)

him and mouse have something to bond over now :3

[tunakitchen]

so... both bagi and tina are participating in the final qsmp event. i hope we get a nice bagina ending. even if its open ended, i hope they just get to be happy ♥️ nice sentiments aside. all i have to say as a day 1 bagina warrior:

THEYRE THE ONLY CANON ROMANTIC COUPLE TO SURVIVE!!! sorry spiderbit heads roier is a rat but im sure cinta 3 will save you. rip fitpac i dont think either of them died theyre just doing some romeo and juliet shit to each other. fooligetta... 😂😂😂😂 sorry. not really. BAGINA NUMERO UNOOOOO 🔥🔥YURI WIN🔥🔥💯WON BY DOING NOTHING💯💯🗣️🔥❗❗💯LAST INTERACTION: TINA BURIED HERSELF IN DIRT IN FRONT OF BAGI💪💪🔥

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Hermitcraft:

Grian

Scar

Mumbo

Xisuma

Impulse

Tango

Pearl

Bdubs

Doc

Etho

Traffic life:

Grian

Scar

Jimmy

Scott

Martyn

Tango

Joel

Etho

Pearl

Ren

DSMP:

Tommy

Wilbur

Techno

Phil

Dream

Tubbo

Ranboo

Quackity

Sapnap

George

QSMP:

Phil

Cellbit

Roier

Quackity

Tallulah

Wilbur

Foolish

Badboyhalo

Charlie Slimecicle

Chayanne

Lifesteal:

Clownpierce

Branzy

Ashswag

Reddoons

Princezam

ParrotX2

Vitalasy

ItzSubz

Spokeishere

Rekrap

Empires:

Jimmy

Scott

Joel

Fwip

Sausage

Evo:

Grian

Jimmy

Martyn

Witchcraft:

Scott

Cleo

Yogscast:

Alex

Chris

Ross

Lewis

Duncan

Rats smp:

Scott

Owen

Martyn

Jimmy

Oli

YHS:

Sam

Grian

Taurtis

Pirates SMP:

Scott

Acho

Martyn

Owen

Sausage

Cleo

Oli

Origins SMP:

Tommy

Phil

Ranboo

Techno

Tubbo

Nihachu

Jack Manifold

Scott

Sneeg

[arkanis-englishupdates]

i already yapped my mind off about this with one of the admins days ago and theyve been telling me to submit it here but i didnt have the energy to actually structure this until today so;

i just think the idea of Zé Silva / O Banqueiro being f!/q!Cell(bit) would either be a fun theory or more likely a cool AU or hypothetical concept

i uploaded a video about it with a few screenshots etc on my tiktok acc riptide_11037 :3 but essentially to sum that video up this just occurred to me because of these few things

- On the first day, Silva told Matt and Bagi two things that struck me as odd; " I'll do the same thing I did with JVNQ, just wait" and " JVNQ also knew who I was, but he still almost died [from the heart]. " That seems to imply two things: 1, Silva seems to have done something to JV in the past, and 2, he knows JV and the details of his death in Fuga Impossível (a stab to the torso/potentially the heart)

- in the same conversation w/ Matt, he also mentions that he prefers to observe people, something Cell *consistently* did in Fuga Impossível, enough for it to be plot relevant on several occasions

- QSMP / Fuga Impossível seems to be canon to a few Arkanis characters

- If I squint real hard (and a few friends have agreed with me on this), Silva's skin itself has a vague resemblance to q!Cellbit's election skin (hair color/potentially style, rolled up sleeves, gloves, what seem to be arm scars, etc) with the exception of the tie color & style of suit

him introducing himself as "O Banqueiro" also has an eerie resemblance (in my perspective, anyways) to the residents of Santo Berço ("Holy Cradle") in the second Ordem Paranormal campaign, O Segredo Na Floresta ("The Secret in the Forest")

i also think. it has guapoduo angst potential, w/ this implying that q!Cellbit and q!Roier were ultimately seperated for good (if you didn't already count the whole rat + mind swap w/ doeid thing, i guess)

I really like the theory! Let the people decide if they agree too

Thank you :] - 🕯️

[pixiecaps]

im still not over etoiles seeing roier and not even questioning that he’s a rat and instead immediately falling back into the habit of complaining to him and saying i failed a pvp😞im so bad😞theyre literally so<3

[shlooksnook]

One Year Later

Roier huffed a few small, astonished laughs. He wasn’t staring at the paws of a rat; he was himself again.

A brief sense of dread then accompanied this discovery, since he was almost expecting Cucurucho to be there with a brand new form of torment, but the dread receded when the most beautiful sight was accompanied by the most beautiful sound.

“Guapito, is that you? Really you?”

Gatinho.

- or -

Cinta 3 is canon and Spiderbit gets their happy ending. Trust me Roier gave me the script.

[anonymous-dentist]

Taking comfort in the fact that the way for Doied and Roier to switch bodies back in the end is for Doied to become a rat and possibly never get into his og body again and that’ll just be karma for him being a gross nerdy evil piece of shit <3 He’ll be stuck as a rat forever while his brother gets to go back out into the sunlight with his friends and kids and husband and Doied Will Be A Rat <3

[gingersp1ce547]

Things i want from qsmp prison:

Q!tazercraft to immediately get all the power and or escape bc this is their like 3 or 4th time in this shit and they know how this shit goes (getting power, planning escapes, etc)

Anything with q!phil bc i think the idea of him in prison is honestly just really funny. I hope he does some funny shit with it along side q!fit

Speaking of which i want everyone to be forced to deal with fitpac’s gay bs (affectionate). I think no matter id if they’re separated or together, they’re still gonna be equally annoying.

Q!roier (if he shows up, nw if he doesnt bc i know hes been really sick and also has something going on round then) either being convinced this is a hallucination, he’s still a rat and or both (also spiderbit angst bc why not)

Q!bagi trying to use her former cop experience and it either failing horribly or going great (ill take either) as well as more scenes with her having power over someone else bc i am still living off the high of the fred convo

Q!foolish trying to use his “cop” knowledge and it also either failing horribly or going great because both are equally funny

Q!bad just having fun, unless the eggs lives are at risk obviously, in which case i want him to go full purgatory 1 and destroy anyone in his path.

Everyone else i dont have any specific wants for off the top of my head but im very excited to see what everyone does in this event! (especially people who dont get to interact in big groups with other people on the server)

[sharptoothed-gaze]

Quick reminder to anyone who is surprised that qRoier isn’t a rat rn, he was last seen as a human again in the prison event!

I’m absolutely not sure what’s up with our cubito, but the rat thing might very well be a hallucination brought on by the unethical experimentation.

Orrrr maybe the body was fake and the real Roier is stuck traveling the world as a rat! The world is your oyster and Roier cubito cannot escape The Horrors <3

[hei-n1cky]

Roier as a rat astrally projecting into purgatory in a dream to assault the teams with a gun while speaking 3 different languages was not on my 2023 agenda but I laughed my ass off

purgatory lost episode

[qsmpficsarchive]

One Year Later by cherrimori

Oneshot | T | 4,864

Fix-It | Domestic Fluff | Violence | Rescue Mission

Roier huffed a few small, astonished laughs. He wasn’t staring at the paws of a rat; he was himself again.

A brief sense of dread then accompanied this discovery, since he was almost expecting Cucurucho to be there with a brand new form of torment, but the dread receded when the most beautiful sight was accompanied by the most beautiful sound.

“Guapito, is that you? Really you?”

Gatinho.

- or -

Cinta 3 is canon and Spiderbit gets their happy ending. Trust me Roier gave me the script.

[annimator]

BOM DIA QSMPBLR!

Mds I can’t believe it’s been an entire year since the Brazilians crash landed onto Quesadilla Island… LITERALLY

Wonder how they’re holding up?

(Once again, this is purely from memory :p)

Cellbit - Got married to the first person he saw when he crashed onto the island. Amidst all the chaos, Roier appears in the glass… wait what was I talking about. Anyways blah blah blah he got experimented on by the Feds and is now technically working for them, Purgatory fucking happened and separated him from his husband and that irreversibly fucked me up, he was rescued by Richas like 3 months later, and now hes a skateboarder. He doesn’t know that his Husband is currently a rat.

Pac & Mike - The bond they originally had when they first arrived is weaker, but it’s still there and they still enjoy each other’s company (/p). Mike currently lives alone with his birds and Pac got into a relationship with Fit and has basically adopted Ramon. Granted, it’s been a while since he saw those two :’)

Felps - Felps (Was disfruta la isla’d by the Feds but was rescued alongside Cellbit on June 1st. He was working on mining Felps square for the past year. He’s been MIA since January’s Prison Event)

Forever - Was elected as President and shit basically went downhill from there. His son went missing, he got forcibly medicated on Happy Pills, was quite literally thrown into hell, came back from hell with some kinda dark matter infection, got thrown into Purgatory the day after escaping from hell, and everything was mostly chill after that, but then the dark matter infection he had got worse to the point that he got possessed by @v@. The Feds ended up locking @v@ in a faraway prison and executing them, taking Forever down with them since @v@ was still possessing his body. (Forever was kicked out of QSMP due to grooming allegations)