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cellbit milf. annddd post

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Eres mi cielo, eres mi consuelos

Cellbit was growing more tired by the day, and he'd rather not dwell on the state that it was pushing him to.

But Cellbit, naturally, was falling apart.

And everyone, naturally, kept looking to him anyway.

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In the midst of the eggs' disappearance, Cellbit stays up for (another) late night of anxiety-ridden investigation. Roier, on the other hand, just wants to get his husband to sleep for once.

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my piece for @tryzine ! it was super fun to work on this project and the ebd result is amazing, go give all the other pieces a look too :D

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yoooooo hey i'm in this

super excited to see the finished product come out, everyone go give it a look :D

The Reason is You Zine is Out!!

At long last, The Reason is You is out!!

A big thank-you to all of our contributors, from our writers to our artists to our translators to our designers. This project could not have happened without everyone involved, so please send everyone love!

We have three versions of the zine. Click on the following links to access the version of the zine you want to read!

English Version

Versão em Português

Versión en Español

We here at TRYZine hope that you enjoy the zine. It's been a year since the end of Purgatory, but Guapoduo lives on forever thanks to the community. In other words:

The reason is you!!

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Cannibalism as a metaphor for I Was Hungry

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Okay but have you guys considered that the TRY Zine is on track to release on time and in less than a month?

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look at my son he has several illnesses

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This too shall pass but like holy fuck

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secret agent who's surveilling me #1: she's going back to the produce aisle

secret agent who's surveilling me #2: she's been there three times already, is she trying to shake us?

secret agent #1: no she just grabbed a head of garlic

secret agent #2: that was literally on the top of her shopping list why didn't she grab it while she was there any other time

secret agent #1: (on the verge of tears) she's going back to the bread aisle again. I think she forgot the bagels.

secret agent #2: we're going to die here

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secret agent who's surveilling me #1: she's going back to the produce aisle

secret agent who's surveilling me #2: she's been there three times already, is she trying to shake us?

secret agent #1: no she just grabbed a head of garlic

secret agent #2: that was literally on the top of her shopping list why didn't she grab it while she was there any other time

secret agent #1: (on the verge of tears) she's going back to the bread aisle again. I think she forgot the bagels.

secret agent #2: we're going to die here

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How Ponify ruined my life

Possibly the most horrifying thing that has ever happened to me occurred today. So I’m in a creative writing class at university right now and we had to print out twenty-five copies of our first, one page assignment to distribute to the class. I had to print mine at the computer lab as I don’t have a printer, but here are the three crucial facts that made this the worst mistake of my life.

1. Sometimes, when you log into Google on Chrome, it activates all of your extensions, even ones you’ve deactivated.

2. In high school, my friends and I got really into Ponify (a words replacing chrome extension) and switched the preferences so we could read political articles and have congress get into a “rousing snow ball fight” and the like.

3. Ponify reverted to its original My Little Pony lingo when opened on a new computer’s chrome.

So when I distributed my twenty-five copies of this I noticed the word “everypony”, my heart seized up and dropped into my stomach, and with my imminent death approaching, I began furiously correcting all twenty-five of them. My teacher, confusedly, agreed to let me correct them as I was too infuriated and ashamed to say my mistake aloud. 

I just realized, however, that the line “as she watched the binding fall away in her hand” was changed to “as she watched the binding fall away in her hoof”. 

And I just had to send this email:

And basically I’m ready for death how was your day

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time sensitive question how flirt boy

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looks like october is…. octover

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ARE YOU READY?

WELCOME TO THE CHRONICLES ARG. PUT YOUR ENIGMA SKILLS TO THE TEST. REACH THE END FIRST & WIN A COPY OF THE CHRONICLES ZINE + MERCH. CONTINUE?

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also a little vampire cellbit doodle :D

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Some highlights of Cellbit's server EDM ARG chat going insane (translation in the ALT text):