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I realised I’ve never shared the illustration I drew for the qsmp Chronicles zine! @qsmpzine
Featuring the one and only french egg, aka Pomme, my beloved <3
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consequences of inviting a lifesteal member to the realm lol
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how my brain picks a new favorite character who sucks
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Tubbo: Yeah, I'll meet you guys in Campinas.
Pac: Campinas!
Bagi: Oh, wait! You said Campinas really well. The fuck?
Tubbo: Thank you. I'm literally just saying cum and then penis.
[Sounds of pain from the VC]
Bagi: NOOO! (...) What the fuck, I need to tell my boyfriend.
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Average Cellbit lore
#yeah thats accurate#always with the fucking facecam of him screaming covering a quarter of the damn screen#i miss qcellbit#qsmp#cellbit#fandoms
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Having ADHD is so fun because sometimes youre looking for something that you use regularly and definitely put away in a smart and reasonable place and you have absolutely 0 hope of remembering where and finding it. And then other times ur like "hmm I need a some kind of small pointed object. I feel like i remember seeing a paperclip under the left couch cushion a month ago, i wonder if its still there" and it is
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The admins banned Pac from Arkanis for having a cursed skin, they're so real for that
"Mike on cocaine" levels of cursed
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i need to eat a food. none of the food in the house is The Right Food. what is the right food? only god knows. and we're not on speaking terms right now.
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The celebrity Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavors being some of the best ones is like the retail equivalent of having to go to a restaurant and order a rootin tootin yeehaw cowboy burger or something
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Cellbit's commentary/narration of the chess match between chayanne and richarlyson is fucking hilarious
"Richas is dancing on the table in a brand new move no other chess player has attempted before"
"They are moving their kings a lot in a very interesting move to reach a diplomatic agreement, maybe trying to leave only the kings in the end, okay okay"
"I see chayanne hasn't touched either of his rooks which is very smart, he is respecting the structure of a castle, towers* don't ever move!"
He is losing his mind everytime they miss a move to win the game I'm crying and I don't even really know how to play chess
*in portuguese we call rooks tower lol
Also something funny is that cellbit was calling the queen "rainha" (the literal translation) but in portuguese we call the chess piece "dama" (dame/lady). There is a moment richarlyson says he doesn't know what a queen is and cellbit thought he meant he doesn't even know the pieces, but I wonder if he was just making a joke lol. But that could be just me, it was hilarious euther way.
#went back and finally found evidence of the moment that made me a regular cellbit viewer#godbless#cellbit#qsmp#fandoms
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You are basically blind, covered in hives, allergic to everything, can eat like 3 foods and still decided to go vegan. Your name has changed like 4 times and your gender once. Your parents hate each other but are set out to have a better relationship than anyone else. One parent is in the mafia and made you promise not to say anything to the other. The first thing they did was teach you to jump from a window and water bucket clutch. You killed a man with a gun given to you by the devil.
You are Juanaflippa.
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cellbit milf. annddd post
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Eres mi cielo, eres mi consuelos
Cellbit was growing more tired by the day, and he'd rather not dwell on the state that it was pushing him to.
But Cellbit, naturally, was falling apart.
And everyone, naturally, kept looking to him anyway.
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In the midst of the eggs' disappearance, Cellbit stays up for (another) late night of anxiety-ridden investigation. Roier, on the other hand, just wants to get his husband to sleep for once.
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my piece for @tryzine ! it was super fun to work on this project and the ebd result is amazing, go give all the other pieces a look too :D
#shlook's books#shlook writes badly#qsmp#qsmp fanfiction#cellbit#qsmp cellbit#roier#qsmp roier#guapoduo#qsmp guapoduo#spiderbit#qsmp spiderbit#fandoms
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yoooooo hey i'm in this
super excited to see the finished product come out, everyone go give it a look :D
The Reason is You Zine is Out!!
At long last, The Reason is You is out!!
A big thank-you to all of our contributors, from our writers to our artists to our translators to our designers. This project could not have happened without everyone involved, so please send everyone love!
We have three versions of the zine. Click on the following links to access the version of the zine you want to read!
English Version
Versão em Português
Versión en Español
We here at TRYZine hope that you enjoy the zine. It's been a year since the end of Purgatory, but Guapoduo lives on forever thanks to the community. In other words:
The reason is you!!
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