#rocks recipe

[yootoon]

German Rocks A heavy cookie with dates and nuts. Derived from Bavarian Inn, Frankenmuth, Michigan. 2.5 cups sifted all-purpose flour, 1/2 cup butter, 1 teaspoon baking soda, 3 eggs, 2 cups dates pitted and chopped, 1 teaspoon hot water, 3 cups chopped walnuts, 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon, 1.5 cups white sugar

[urviolence]

☠️⃞／ㅤ ࣺ ㅤ﹟ ㅤㅤ𝗗𝗔𝗥𝗞 ㅤ 𝕣𝗽ㅤ 𝕓𝗶𝗼𝘀. ꒱ ♱

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ㅤㅤㅤ#𝗱𝕣𝟥𝗮𝗆𝕔𝗈𝗿𝕖ㅤㅤ▁ㅤㅤ音楽 ᮫ㅤㅤ𖤐̶̸ㅤ ㅤ☠️⃞░

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ㅤ꒰ ㅤㅤпоэзия.ㅤㅤ⏜ㅤㅤ᷎ㅤ♱⃟ㅤㅤb𝙚𝚠𝖺𝗿𝕖 ︕ㅤ} ㅤ𐧘ㅤㅤㅤ▐ㅤㅤㅤㅤ𖹭ㅤㅤㅤㅤ@userloveㅤㅤ🪓

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#𝗰𝕙𝖾𝗆𝗶𝕔𝖺𝗹ㅤㅤ᷎ㅤㅤﴗ⃝ㅤㅤࣺㅤㅤ𝕣𝗈𝗺𝗮𝗇𝖼𝖾.ㅤㅤ♱

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[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Wei Wuxian 🤝 Maleficent: Not being invited to a child's birthday party but showing up anyways (to make things worse).

(for @youremysunshine8)

[fiddles-ifs]

BLOG UPDATE 10-30-24

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To the right of the sidebar, the main text reads: 'PROLOGUE: ASCLEPIUS.

The ground stinks. It meets your hands in a shower of wet mud, an explosion of sick and blood, soaking the spaces between your fingers. When your vision focuses again, finally stops wobbling around and making double of itself, you find your palms soaked red. You crawl on your hands and knees to the body in front of you. You turn them over on their back. A man, not one of yours, and you slap his face a few times before you realize his eyes are milky and staring ahead, unblinking. There’s nothing you could do for him now. You look at his legs and find them still facing downwards. They didn’t move with the rest of him.

All the information comes to you backwards — his bisected waist, the guts spilling across the dirt, red, red and so much red. You stand up numbly. Your horse lies dead several feet away, and you remember in your haze that’s the reason why you were bucked off. You try and look at something — anything — else.

There is nothing else. All around you are limbs and blood and battle. Everything moving so slowly, mosquitoes caught in cooling amber, a slurry of death. You feel lost, a scarecrow in a burning field. Your ears ring. It all feels distant. Too distant. You need to move.

You turn to see a flash of white steel against the burning sun, and weakly raise your arms to try and block the blow with what little padding you have on. You move so slow.'

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happy update day!! i have to be up in. checks watch. six hours. so the update is coming at exactly midnight, and then i'll queue appropriately. but steady progress is being made on tkp!! im taking a small break from greenwarden to focus on making tkp and erinys look nice as a side project to querying agents for my book. it's a process. yk how it is.

what you see right now are mockups, the actual product looks uh. well. it looks like this

far cry from how i want it to look, but im working on it.

after finishing the css, all i have to do is write and edit chapter 1 and it'll be ready for demo release!

also, happy spooky season! im working on something for greenwarden that most certainly will not be done by Halloween, but i think you'll like it. it involves costumes and maybe stickers. watch this space

[fbfh]

Imagine topping Leo in a chair?

LITERALLY love you for this. riding Leo in a chair is in like your top 5 favorite ways to ride Leo. your faces are so close together and he can feel every intimate rockwing bouncing squeeze of your tight juicy little hole gripping his throbbing cock like a vise. his eyes are so wide and his grip on your soft hips is nearly enough to leave pretty little fingertip bruises polkadotting your thighs (which he's obsessed with) and your hips (which he's also obsessed with) and your ass (are you sensing a pattern here????) and god everything you do drives him crazy but CHRIST the way you hold his face so sweetly in your pretty hands, so innocent and tender while simultaneously milking his cock for all he's got. and he'll give it to you. Leo will let you ride him in that chair that he can't look at after that without going half mast. he'll let you ride him until he's shooting blanks, until both of your cum drips on the floor, mixing in messy creamy beautiful puddles. Leo will throw his head back in pleasure, panting, chest heaving and giving you the best view of his perfect neck that's just begging to be covered in hickeys and bites. Leo will let you ride him in a chair until he passes out. can't walk. pounding down gatorade and liquid iv to try and rehydrate. and he'll thank you for it.

[comicaurora]

Hey Red, in the B roll stream for TOTK that you did last month, you mentioned that you had finalised a couple of pages that you were particularly excited for because you got to make something happen that you weren’t sure if it would happen. Are we seeing those pages now?

If so, I don’t think Falst or Erin are particularly happy about it.

Almost anything in the last dozen or so pages could qualify tbh, there was a LOT I was surprised I could work in

[mirensiart]

Okay but imagine Key and Chain taking a cooking class together :)

You said they Chain is mid at cooking and Key is just... Key, but what if they do like a cooking class thing? Aaaand let the chaos unfold...

Anyway, have a great day/night :D

Oh it would be a disaster lmao

Key would try to improvise and Chain would blindly add spices and they would make the worst dish ever lmao

Like Chain is a super mid cook, but has the potential to be decent, however he doesn't really care for cooking so he's not interested in getting better

Meanwhile Key is super impatient and would try to improvise by doing short cuts so the food is done quicker, which means absolute disaster

They would also bicker the entire time and try to sabotage the other by adding weird shit to their dishes lmao

The person teaching them to cook would need a raise cause no one signed up to deal with them

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

Bad Religion - American Jesus

[lemonbeemon]

Elden ring modern AU where St. Trina & Miquella make a discord server that immediately turns terrible like most discord servers

[pie-of-flames]

Ringo's Fish 'N' Chips Recipe

From Mary Frampton & Friends Rock & Roll Recipes, 1980.

There are two closely adhered-to customs in Ye Merry Olde England—both Guy Fawkes Night and New Year's Eve are spent at Ringo's! It's quite probable that I won't see his guests until the same time, same place next year but they're guaranteed to turn up for these two highly important occasions. Guy Fawkes Night is the children's special treat, but the age of the "children" is extremely flexible! Ringo presides over a gigantic bonfire and a fabulous display of fireworks. An enormous party follows which becomes a competition to see whether the kids can outlast the "grown-ups." The kids usually win, of course! New Year's Eve is very special, even more so for a northerner from Liverpool. Certain customs must be respected to bring good luck to the household for the coming year. Everyone piles out of the house, holds hands in a circle, and sings "Auld Lang Syne." Then there follows kissing with gay abandon. Then Ringo, as the host, stands at the front door and welcomes each guest back into the house. Everyone carries a piece of coal and a piece of bread, handing them to Ringo on the way indoors. This is a sign that the house will be blessed with enough fuel and food for the coming year. After that, anything goes! Most of the time, Ringo is resident in Los Angeles. So it will be interesting to see what happens on those two special days in the future. I have a feeling that everyone will turn up as usual. Old habits die hard.

Ring's talent as an actor emerged during the filming of the various epics starring the Fab Four. Although excellent in their own way, none of the films were exactly "heavyweights," and although Ringo has had parts in several films since, I would still love to see him pay a role he can really get his teeth into. He obviously has a lot of untapped talent in that sphere. He's still one of the best drummers in the world and loves to help his mates out on their various gigs. An example of this was his appearance at the Band's Last Waltz Concert. Another was years ago. Ringo and Maureen (they were still married then) came over to dinner and I managed to cook something without onions or garlic, neither of which Ringo eats. After dinner, we all went upstairs to the living room and Peter [Frampton] sat down with his acoustic guitar and played a song for Ringo and Maureen called "The Lodger." Ringo loved it and said he'd be delighted to play on the track if Peter recorded it. He did, and he did! It came out on Peter's first solo album, Wind of Change. What a long time ago that was. We've all gone our separate ways but I'm relying on Ringo's twice-yearly dates for us all to get together again.

RINGO'S FISH 'N' CHIPS

INGREDIENTS

Fish Chips

METHOD

Get in your car, or walk, whichever the case may be. Travel to your local fish and chips shop and ask for cod and chips. Add salt and vinegar to taste. Eat with fingers for best results—I do! 'Bye.

—Ringo Starr

[urviolence]

🦇⃞⃛／ . ۫ ﹟ 𝖱𝗘𝗣𝗢𝗦𝗧 𝕣𝗽 𝕓𝗶𝗼𝘀. ꒱ ♱

𝗠𝗔𝗞𝖳𝖴𝖡ㅤࣺ ❪ защита 𝄒⠀ ᮫𝔁⠀𝗶𝗺𝗉𝗎𝗋𝖾𝗓𝖺𝗌ㅤ⁄ ⠀🥃⃟ ༒ 𝟭𝟵𝟵𝟱. ⠀ᰭ 📹 ࿒ 𝗩𝗘𝗥𝖲𝖠𝖢𝖤 ࿑ — 안녕 𝓼 ␦

ㅤㅤㅤ ꡛ ⎯ 🦇⃞⃛／ . ۫ ﹟ 𝙤꯭𝗡LY𝟲𝟲 ꒱

⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ 𖤝‌ ⠀на᤻с᤻᤻и᤻лие ⃥̱⃭⃕͞꒱ 𝅄 㡜⃧. 𝕤𝖈𝖔𝒓𝖕ꪱ𝑜𝔫' 𝑠

ㅤㅤㅤ태양.⠀ㅤ𝖻᤻𝗅᤻𝑢᤻𝖊𝑠 𝄒⠀ ᮫ㅤ⠀𝟢𝟨𝟧⃕ㅤ⠀🧊⃞⃝░◝ㅤ𝒊𝒍𝒚 ༢

ㅤㅤㅤ   ⃟🐬⃬⠀⠀❪ 𝒎𝑎𝑟𝑒𝒔𝒊𝒂 ⠀⁄ ⠀안녕 ᰭㅤ☭᤻ㅤ𝟽𝟻. 𖹭

ㅤㅤㅤৰক্ষক.ㅤㅤ𝖌𝗢𝗋𝔢 ۫ ㅤㅤ𝟢𝟲𝟲⃔ㅤㅤ👊🏿⃑⃞▒ㅤ𝄒ㅤ␦

ㅤㅤㅤ⃝⃗📹ㅤㅤㅤ⁄ㅤㅤ𝒗𝔦𝔬𝖑𝖊𝔫᤻𝑐᤻𝑒᤻ㅤㅤ𖤐̶̸ㅤㅤ파이.ㅤ༢

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[vaguely-concerned]

so was anyone going to tell me that tinned anchovy and some spices sizzled in olive oil makes the most delicious sauce you've ever tasted in your life or was I just going to have to have that semi-religious experience by myself

[kitchenknickers]

I made a whole post about making Kohakutou crystals but…it seems not to exist so I guess I didn’t click post? I swear I did though?!

anyway for the record, this year’s brithday experiment was some rose jam flavoured rocks, and I succeeded

the agar agar I was able t find was from indonesia and only had 7g in the packet, so I halved the recipe that I had

7g agar agar

196g water

340g sugar

I steeped the hot water in dried rose petals before straining to use, and I included some lemon juice in the liquid amount.

then I added some rosewater, orange blossom water and lemon oleo saccharum afterwards, along with the colouring and some metallic coloured sugar to make it a little glittery

the dried flowers floated to the top, and the coloured sugar that didn’t dissolve sunk to the bottom, forming a bit of a crust, which makes it look a bit more rocky when it goes right

it was ready to tear up within an hour or two rather than the four hours I was led to expect. perhaps it was the smaller amount

I did a range of sizes for science

you can see the colour getting darker and the flavour matured beautifully as well

obligatory asmr, for the cronch test on day 4

[sawthoone]

one thing about me is that my pockets are a dimension of their own. you have no idea what i have in my pockets.

[phoenixcatch7]

Trying so hard to not start fic writing before I've even finished the game but I want so so bad to write a time travel fic where post totk wild gets sent back to pre calamity hyrule in the middle of a lynel or gleeok fight, like he's just covered in monster blood and guts with a mishmash of armour pieces (at least one barbarian piece) hair long and tangled, scars all over, wielding a ridiculously huge savage lynel spear tipped with dragon claw and dripping sizzling blood. Smoke coming off him. Arm looking half rotted.

In the middle of the throne room.

Several particularly delicate lords and ladies faint. All the guards are pointing spears. He nearly takes someone's eye out before realising where he is.

Once he realises when he is it becomes a race of time to make the right waves before zelda comes to pick him up.

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

Bad Religion - Man With A Mission