#rocks of realness

[mysillycomics]

[chloesimaginationthings]

The fall of MCM and the rise of Fazbear entertainment..

[outtawack]

[teaboot]

When I was a little girl I wanted to be Leonardo DaVinci when I grew up and that’s everything you need to know about my gender situation

[mewdivorce]

a personal favourite bit of dialogue

[bluegiragi]

MERCH PREVIEW + STORE RELEASE INFO!!!

guess who's store is finally launching soon!!! and with merch that arrived with surprisingly great colours considering i genuinely i have no idea how CMYK conversion works!!!

my online store is all set up and ready to go at bluegiragistore.com, but is so far locked behind a password. On 26th March at 8:25am AEST, I'll be posting the password to the store on Patreon so that patrons can get first pick before any rush. 1 hour later, the store will go public!

for people who'd like to prepare beforehand, here are the prices of everything up for sale (in USD):

ALL MONSTER AU CHARMS: $13 each

BOTH SLASHER CHARMS: $13 each

KONIG DOUBLE-SIDED CHARM: $13

SUBTLE GHOSTSOAP CHARM: $12

DARK GHOSTSOAP STANDEE: $25

Please be aware that shipping will be an additional cost to your order and all orders will come with a tracking number! Shipping costs to the US and Europe will likely vary between $13-$16 USD, while Oceania and Asia will vary between $10-$12 USD. I apologise ahead of time for the inconvenience of the shipping costs but I unfortunately can't get around it any other way - I'm just sadly in an inconvenient location to ship from!

in any case, I'm incredibly excited to launch this store in a few days (and also very stressed about it at the same time LMAO). I've intentionally got a limited stock, just so that I'm not immediately overwhelmed by orders as its my first time doing this sort of thing, but be assured that if all goes well, I'll probably be reopening the store again next month with a bigger order and a bit less hassle :)

if you have any questions feel free to leave them in the replies or send them through the inbox and i'll try get to you asap!

[inkskinned]

every fucking conversation on the internet looks like

subject matter expert: hey :) i'm here to help, i love you and this subject matter. i studied really hard and have literal years of training and experience with this. please make this 1 very small change to your life that is virtually no effort whatsoever and will help the environment and everyone around you.

random guy: i don't like that because my life will have to change. what if the change is impossible for me specifically. you cannot ask me either to stop or start an action - i will do whatever i want forever and i am offended you even asked about that because it would be a change in my life. plus what if it sounds like no effort but it's huge effort. what if i made that change and then i died because of it.

subject matter expert: again, it's not really a lot of effort, but of course we understand there might be a lot of reasons (medical, financial, etc) that you can't make this change, so we have experts who have created programs/infographics/alternatives so you can make this change smoothly. but of course maybe if it would actually kill you - we have compiled a very big list on other ways you can help out! :) we are just trying to make the world a better place for you and those around you :)

random guy: this is propaganda because of Big Subject Matter. this is going to destroy me and my life forever. where is your proof. i saw you attached studies but i don't want to read them. i really liked doing this thing to harm the environment and those around me and now they are saying that i cannot do that and i am just wondering how do we know you are an expert? my mormon lobster who uses flags to communicate has a different opinion than you and i trust Mormon Lobster . he Knows things :)

[emacrow]

God is a baby

The world was in panic as Justice League couldn't do anything, a glowing green metorite ball the size of Neptune was heading directly toward Earth.

The green lantern corps couldn't do anything to move the direction of the metorite, Superman couldn't even get near without feeling faint, believing that there was kyptonite on the metorite stopping him.

Not even John could make any deal that involved that metorite at all.

Many city panic, started fighting, crying, and broken down. Many religious groups accept their fate.

Gotham City refused to go out quietly as everyone was throwing a simultaneous party. Even the villains went all out, even Joker didn't cause harm to anyone, much less made a joke at all..

Joker tremblingly held a very old playing joker card that Batman had since their first fight years ago while his eyes, one still black from earlier look to the last live being recorded with Batman's voice speaking on the live, He stayed along side in gotham even when end of the world was here.

Clark Kent stayed with his ma and pa house, lois Lane, holding her hands.

The world stood still as the seemingly the end was close by.

Only for the glowing green metorite was rapidly slowing down, nearly the same length by as the moon even if it was gigantic in comparison.

A gargantuan hands seen to have grasped it, the hands itself were covered in stars and dust as a loudest chirp could be heard around the earth.

Bright bluish green eyes the size of the sun slowly blink with curious, a gigantic toddler the twice size of Jupiter, a chubby face covered in dwarfs star made freckles, a glowing green necklace that held the tiny dwarf pluto, hair the covered Most of the darkness that was the night sky like strains clouds made from the heaven themselves.

A massive deep blue puff escaped the gargantuan being's mouth, raining down all over the earth, where tiny pure crystalized ice was the size of a baby pearl that never melted.

Everyone who was watching the live or was watching outside could see the being clearly.

The metorite threatened to end all life on earth as they knew it was stopped by a god.

The god slowly turned, the bright white hair swaying star dust everywhere in the sky as they were turning to someone and floated away, the joyous young laughter of a toddler echoing on earth.

[noknowshame]

always a fun time when real life people are doomed by their own narratives. like guys you know it doesn’t have to be like this right? this isn’t a stageplay the foreshadowing isn’t real until you make it real

[buriedgalleon]

the hanged man

for @bg3tarotdeck

Had a great time making this, I went through a few variations before settling on this one, might share those at some point. Thanks to anyone who bought a deck, and to my collaborator @lenkalost for her fantastic writing to go with my design!

[yamada-ryo]

Not directly related to mizu5 but like. I'd probably get this as a shirt.

Like why don't anime merch companies realise that I (and others I presume) would rather just have clothes that the character is wearing. Just some article of clothing of the character be it a jacket or shoes or even just a T-shirt with a simple, kinda crappy but endearing design on it. I don't want some T-shirt that has a full print of a character's official art printed on it. I want what they have.

[vulcanette]

📸: @ eepystella

[soapyakships]

WAUGH MZEN ATTACK

[orykorioart]

Can we all take a moment to appreciate Grendan’s fashion growth journey?

Queen of having fun w their gender. He can do whatever he wants forever

[explodingstarlight]

I adore this little family

slightly more zoomed in version:

[chirpfinch]

THEYRE DONE!!!! edit. messy tutorialish thing. if you make some pls show me!!