#rockmetteller mod

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Bingo: Bertie, what are you doing tomorrow?

Bertie: Having my day ruined with whatever you're about to ask me to do.

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Psmith: Not to worry, I have a permit.

Mike: This just says 'I do what I want'.

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Tuppy: I'm going to need everyone to be straight with each other from now on. No more games.

Bertie: I'm always straight.

Bingo: Oh man, that's the biggest lie you've ever told.

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Bertie: What time does the judgement express arrive, Jeeves?

Jeeves: I am given to believe Lady Worplesdon will be arriving at noon, sir.

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Mike: You need a hobby.

Psmith: I have a hobby.

Mike: Being pretentious isn't a hobby.

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Bingo: Bertie, old chum!

Bertie: No.

Bingo: But you don't know what I want!

Bertie: I know the answer is no.

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Bertie: Okay, so I just had a really great idea-

Jeeves: No, sir.

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Strong people don’t put others down. They lift them up and slam them on the ground for maximum damage.

Spode, probably

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Maybe for once someone will call me ‘sir’, without adding ‘you’re making a scene’.

Psmith, probably

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Oofy: Barmy, what’s taking so long?

Barmy: Well, I was just thinking...

Oofy: Say no more.

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That’s not just a ‘newt suit’, Bertie. That’s my fursona,

Gussie Fink-Nottle

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Psmith: Mike and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Mike: -sentences!

Psmith: Don't interrupt me.

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I went back and fixed the old chat posts which had some coding difficulty for some reason or another and showed their html instead of displaying the proper format, sorry for whatever happened there!

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Psmith: I know I'm a real asset.

Mike: You're only off by two letters.