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Jeeves: I identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Mr. Wooster thinks Spinoza is a fictional detective in some penny dreadful and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.

Bertie: there are moments, Jeeves, when one asks oneself, “Do trousers matter?”

Jeeves, already taking off his clothes: sir you’re so fucking stupid

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Have you seen my nephew? He’s about this tall, clearly gay but we haven’t had the talk.

Dahlia Travers

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Bertie: I'm gau

Bertie: gag*

Bertie: gai**

Pauline Stoker: That's okay, take your time.

Bertie: boys.

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Freddie Bullivant: When I said, “bring me back something from the beach”, I meant, like, a seashell.

Bertie: [struggling to hold a baby] Well, you didn’t dashed say that.

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Sorry for the duplicate post, all! Somebody followed this blog and I remembered it existed so I checked our drafts. Turned out Rockmetteller had already posted it. Oops.

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Psmith: I know I'm a real asset.

Mike: You're only off by two letters.

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"I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost? Ten dollars?" —Psmith

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Bingo: Bertie, what are you doing tomorrow?

Bertie: Having my day ruined with whatever you're about to ask me to do.

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Psmith: Not to worry, I have a permit.

Mike: This just says 'I do what I want'.

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Bertie: *takes a deep breath*

Bertie: I love-

A chum: Yes, you love Jeeves, we know, you love Jeeves so much, hes’ the light of your life, you love him so much, you just love Jeeves, we KNOW, you love Jeeves you bloody love Jeeves ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE JEEVES. WE GET IT

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WOW people sure have rediscovered this blog, myself included. we’ll post more quotes soon, promise xxx

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Tuppy: I'm going to need everyone to be straight with each other from now on. No more games.

Bertie: I'm always straight.

Bingo: Oh man, that's the biggest lie you've ever told.

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More of a lifestyle, really.

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Bertie: What time does the judgement express arrive, Jeeves?

Jeeves: I am given to believe Lady Worplesdon will be arriving at noon, sir.

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Mike: You need a hobby.

Psmith: I have a hobby.

Mike: Being pretentious isn't a hobby.

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Strong people don’t put others down. They lift them up and slam them on the ground for maximum damage.

Spode, probably

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Oofy: Barmy, what’s taking so long?

Barmy: Well, I was just thinking...

Oofy: Say no more.