#rockin with rory

[heartburriedinvenice]

I miss writing so much it is insane!! I want to make my comeback FR

any stranger things poookies want to send requests to get me back in it?

thoughts on boygenius/phoebe bridgers inspired fics?

finally post part two to that one steve fic I promise I would and never did?

DO I finally post my very in depth hopper!reader x steve slow burn enemies to lovers fics???

TELL ME! HELP ME!

[thatlocaleldritchrockstar]

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[goodgriefbroletmepickausername]

yo im kinda fw the original made sims 4 sims like uhh

i have a HATRED for old sims that were remade in the sims 4 because the gd sims team manages to fuck it up every single time. I dont think theres a previously made sim thats been remade in the sims 4 that i looked at and didnt gag. ESPECIALLY VIDCUND CURIOUS WHAT DID THEY DO TO MY WIFE

HOWEVER i've been lookin through the family bios of the sims original to ts4 and im kinda rockin with some of them idkidk

my list of favorites is

Lilith & Caleb Vatore - they're both so fine and their lore is good too

Bess Sterling - LITERAL GIRLBOSS. she is so reigen arataka pilled

Knox Greenburg - tbh idgaf about what he's up to i just got a crush on him

Jeb Harris - in his bag now !!!! in his bag now!

Nalani Mahi'ai - In like every game I play she's ALWAYS the one thats in the kiosks selling shit and i've grown to love her cause she's always just in situations. i always pick her to be the drug dealer with basemental cause it just seems like something she'd do

Rory Oaklow - RORY IS FOR THE GIRLS !!!!!!!!!!

Morgyn Ember - NONBINARY SLAY + CUTE + UNTAMED MAGIC SAGE + THEY ARE SO ME

[coffeeandcalligraphy]

who wants to kiss rory on the dancefloor:

“Biyu’s going to cry when she finds out there isn’t going to be Diet Dr. Pepper Cherry Vanilla at our one and only welcome back soiree of the year. Do you want Biyu to cry?” “I don’t think she’ll care all that much and can you not just call it Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper?” “Would I call a lover by the wrong name?” Jeremiah rolls his eyes again but this time without the knowledge Rory does the same. “I need to tend to the quiche.” “Tend to the hearts of your best friends,” says Rory. From the street, Mariah Carey’s We Belong Together bursts in, then out. She’s performing tonight at Times Square for Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve, and his mind wanders for a second to the man who might be attending, at least before he reaches into the oven bare-handed and almost burns off all his fingerprints. “If my quiche doesn’t burn”—Jeremiah wrings out his hand, then grabs the oven mitt hanging over the door handle—“I’ll run to the corner store.” “And when I get home we’ll kiss on the dancefloor.” “Which,” says Jeremiah, peering at the black-and-white tiles that are still strewn with both their things, a starburst of clothes and hair products and CDs that could almost be a gallery installation: cyclone as a young man’s post-move mess, “you still need to Swiffer.”

jeremiah excerpt coming and he's actually SMILING!!!!

[blushstories]

oo i will definitely be checking it out thank you! and omg you read my mind gilmore girls is my number 1 my comfort show, rory is honestly my academic inspiration <3 never have i ever has been on my watchlist for a while now, maybe this is my sign to start it!

thank you so much my lovely, i’m getting there :) xx

ahhh yay!!

honestly s 1-3 rory was actually the best, i completely agree!!! keep on rockin <3

YES oh my gosh that’s incredible, it’s so funny and wholesome <33

im glad to hear it :D xxx

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on one hand, i love that gg season 7 ends at the perfect place, with this idea of lorelai getting to settle into a relationship with her true love again and rory off to pursue her destiny, but also i love imagining where things might go from that point on, so here are all the things i would have liked to see in a hypothetical season 8 that happened right after season 7--

i wanna see luke as the godfather to lane and zach’s babies some more!!!

oh my god getting to see luke and lorelai in the early days of their rekindled romance is the stuff of my dreams!!!

getting to see more of lane and zach (and mrs. kim!) and parenthood as the babies get older! while they’re also STILL ROCKIN’ with gil and brian!

lorelai and her parents continuing to be in each other’s lives without rory always there as the glue, and all that entails!

luke and the gilmore ‘rents, take two, finally tentatively poised to make some progress!

lorelai and april finally getting to know each other!!!!!!!

would rory and logan have somehow gotten back together aka the stuff of my dreams?? i think i remember reading that if there had been a season 8, matt was still supposed to be in the cast, so!

anyway, these are all things i would have loved to see. i guess it’s good to end your show on a note where people still want to see more of it.

[cardest]

Tennessee playlist

I’m going to Memphis! This is the mighty Tennessee - Memphis & Nashville playlist. You can’t tell the story of rock n roll without mentioning Memphis. Mississippi and Nashville, such a great history of music in this region. Chuck D hits things off with the ultimate introduction. Hit play here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-iHPcxymC1_X9nesbW37-9FNLiJWOQ1f

This playlist has it all. Soul, blues and rock n roll. We take a journey back to the beginning of country as well, with Nashville and finish up at Dollywood. Hope you dig it.

Tennessee - Mississippi - Arkansas

001 Henry Rollins & Chuck D - Rise Above 002 Clutch -  Devil & Me 003 Paul Simon - Graceland 004 Isaac Hayes - Memphis Trax 005 Scott Walker - Thats How I Got to Memphis 006 AC/DC - let there be rock 007 Johnny Cash -  Country Boy 008 Chuck Berry -  Back To Memphis 009 Jay Reatard - Gree, Money, Useless Children 010 Lukah - Black Dragon 011 King Curtis - Memphis Soul Stew 012 Rosetta Howard & the Harlem Hamfats - Delta Bound 013 Nots - In Glass 014 Pere Ubu - Memphis 015 Loretta Lynn - The Pill 016 Howlin Wolf - Smokestack Lightnin 017 Rory Gallagher - The Mississippi Sheiks 018 Crime and the City Solution - Streets Of West Memphis 019 River City Tanlines - Met You Before 020 Johnny Cash - Going To Memphis 021 Al Green - Get Back Baby 022 Kim Salmon & The Surrealists - The Zipper 023 Booker T & the MG - Melting Pot 024 Pussycat - Mississippi 025 Boswell Sisters - Roll On, Mississippi, Roll On 026 Aretha Franklin   - Muddy Water 027 The Cramps - Garbageman 028 HASH REDACTOR - Good Sense 029 Optic Sink - Personified 030 Angry Angles - Blockhead 031 Big Star - Thirteen 032 Memphis Jug Band -  Going Back to Memphis 033 North Mississippi AllStars - K.C. Jones (On The Road Again) 034 Bass Drum Of Death -  Bad Reputation 035 Today Is the Day -  The Devil's Blood 036 Walk the Line Soundtrack- Get Rhythm 037 Jack White -  Temporary Ground 038 Jerry Lee Lewis - A Damn Good Country Song 039 The Homemade Jamz Blues Band - Rumors 040 Saving Abel - Pine Mountain (The Dance of the Poor Proud Man) 041 The Oxford Circle - Foolish Woman 042 Bobbie Gentry - Greyhound Goin' Somewhere 043 Reigning Sound - A Little More Time 044 NINA SIMONE - MISSISSIPPI GODDAM! 045 Laurie Anderson - Hiawatha 046 Glen Campbell - Burning Bridges 047 Dolly Parton - Hillbilly Willy 048 Elvis Presley - Guitar Man 049 Blue Oyster Cult - Divine Wind 050 Sammy Hagar - Halfway To Memphis 051 Izzy Stradlin   - Memphis                       052 Johnny Cash -  Run Softly, Blue River 053 Iron Horse - Unchained 054 The Cramps - Human Fly 055 Faces - Memphis 056 Jack Oblivian - Rat City 057 The Cooters - Bustin' Loose 058 Mott the Hoople - All The Way From Memphis 059 Dusty Springfield -  Breakfast in Bed 060 Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Tupelo 061 Chicago - Blues In The Night             062 Crossin Dixon - Guitar Slinger 063 Strummin' With The Devil - And the Cradle Will Rock 064 Stray Cats -  Can't Go Back to Memphis 065 Elvis Presley - Suspicious Minds 066 Suzi Quatro - Can't Trust Love 067 Lost Sounds - There's Nothing   068 Ike & Tina Turner ~ River Deep, Mountain High 069 Neil Diamond - Memphis Flyer 070 Julien Baker - hardline 071 The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion - Memphis Soul Typecast 072 Isaac Hayes  - Groove-A-Thon 073 Otis Clay - Trying To Live My Life Without You 074 Tim McGraw - Don't Mention Memphis 075 Eric Burdon & War - Blues For Memphis Slim 076 Homemade Jamz Blues Band - Blues Train 077 Sweet Knives - I DON'T WANNA DIE 078 Cream - Four Until Late 079 Grateful Dead - Golden Road 080 Huey Lewis and the  NEWS - Function At The Junction 081 The Cramps - I Was A Teenage Werewolf 082 Jesse Winchester_ The Brand New Tennessee Waltz 083 Dorsey Burnette - Tall Oak Tree 084 Field Music - Time In Joy 085 Jay Reatard -  Blood Visions 086 The Rolling Stones - Honky Tonk Women 087 Quintron & Miss Pussycat  - Block the comet 088 Al Green - Let's Stay Together 089 The Mountain Goats - Getting Into Knives 090 Johnny Cash -  Tennessee Flat Top Box 091 Robert Pete Williams & Robert “Guitar" J. Welch - Mississippi Heavy Water Blues 092 MARY JAMES - MAKE THE DEVIL LEAVE ME ALONE 093 Ministry - Mississippi Queen 094 U.S. Bombs - Rocks in Memphis 095 Nazareth - Jet Lag 096 The Bar-Kays - Holy Ghost 097 Ty Segall - Despoiler Of Cadaver 098 His Hero Is Gone - Like Weeds 099 Jerry Lee Lewis - Memphis Beat 100 Generation X =  King Rocker 101 The Doobie Brothers - Wild Ride 102 Bad Company - Whiskey Bottle 103 Black Stone Cherry - When The Weight Comes Down 104 Buddy Miles - Memphis Train 105 Memphis Slim - Rockin' The House (Beer Drinkin' Woman) 106 David Clayton Thomas  - Wish The World Would Come to Memphis 107 Lost Sounds - Better Than Somethings 108 Alice Cooper - Ubangi Stomp 109 Tom Waits -  Don't Go Into The Barn 110 Hank Snow - Music Makin' Mama From Memphis 111 Phil Ochs - Heres to the State of Misssippi 112 Reigning Sound  - Your Love Is A Fine Thing 113 Pixies -  Letter to Memphis 114 Bob Dylan - Stuck Inside of Mobile with the Memphis Blues Again 115 The Colorblind James Experience - Considering A Move To Memphis 116 B.B.King - Rock Me Baby 117 Carla Thomas - B-A-B-Y 118 Aquarian Blood - A Love That Leads To War 119 Nights Like These - Scavenger's Daughter 120 Rufus Thomas - Walking the Dog 121 Clutch -  The House That Peterbilt 122 Lyal Strickland - O Arkansas 123 Don Bryant - How Do I Get There 124 The Sensational Barnes Brothers - Trying To Go Home 125 Squirrel Nut Zippers - Memphis Exorcism 126 Faster Pussycat - Tattoo 127 The Rolling Stones - Memphis Tennessee 128 Alcatrazz -  Sons And Lovers 129 Evil Army - Violence And War 130 Deep Purple - Somebody Stole My Guitar (Purpendicular 11) 131 Dwight Yoakam - Guitars, Cadillacs 132 UFO - Natural Thing 133 Thunderbridge Bluegrass Boys - Tennessee 134 Confederate Railroad - Queen of Memphis 135 The Box Tops - The Letter 136 Jerry Lee Lewis - Night Train To Memphis 137 Reverend John Wilkins - Trouble 138 Phil Lynott - Kings Call (feat. Mark Knopfler) 139 Old Crow Medicine Show - Motel in Memphis 140 Candy Lee- Here in Arkansas 141 Pharoah Sanders - You've Got To Have Freedom 142 Molly Hatchet - Mississippi Moon Dog 143 Rwake - Crooked Rivers 144 CARL PERKINS & PAUL SIMON - A Mile Out Of Memphis 145 Eddie Floyd - Knock On Wood 146 Al Green - Talk to me 147 Mush - Eat the Etiquette 148 PJ Harvey - Memphis 149 EX-CULT  - Clinical Study 150 Isaac Hayes  - Mans Temptation 151 Lil�� Jon & Eastside Boyz - Rep Yo City 152 Rufus Wainwright - Memphis Skyline 153 Stray Cats - 18 Miles to Memphis 154 Amasa Hines - Earth and Sky 155 Joe Henderson -  Back Road 156 Bastard Sons of Johnny Cash - Memphis Woman 157 Norma Jean - Memphis Will Be Laid To Waste 158 Fess Parker - Ballad of Davy Crockett 159 Assjack -  Redneck Ride 160 Brother Andy & His Big Damn Mouth - Social Lube 161 The Replacements - Alex Chilton 162 Ann Peebles - The handwriting is on the wall 163 The Highwaymen -  Big River 164 The Cult - Memphis Hip Shake 165 STEVE EARLE -  Hillbilly Highway 166 The BO-KEYS featuring OTIS CLAY -Got To Get Back 167 Rush - Tom Sawyer 168 Class Of '55: Memphis Rock & Roll Homecoming - Birth Of Rock And Roll 169 Hank Williams Jr - Memphis Belle 170 Sam Moore & Dave Prater - Soul Man 171 Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark - Bloc Bloc Bloc 172 Kenny Rogers & The First Edition  - Just Dropped In 173 Linda Heck - pictures of dead people 174 Carla Thomas - Sugar 175 Three Mafia 6 - Mystic Stylez 176 Osborne Brothers- Rocky Top 177 The Beverly Hillbillies Theme Song 178 Wilson Pickett - Barefootin' 179 Dolly Parton - Jolene 180 Charlie Daniels - long haired country boy 181 The Civil Wars - From This Valley 182 Jill Jack - Gettin' On In Memphis (The Elvis Song) 183 Huckleberry Finn and His Friends - Opening title 184 Dead Cross -  Skin of a Redneck 185 Johnny Cash - I Never Picked Cotton 186 Old Crow Medicine Show -  Wagon Wheel 187 Isaac Hayes  - That love feeling 188 Aretha Franklin - I say a little prayer 189 Little Milton - What Do You Do When You Love Somebody 190 Howlin' Wolf - Spoonful 191 Weird Al" Yankovic - Money For Nothing / Beverly Hillbillies 192 The Oblivians - I'll Be Gone 193 OT Sykes - Stone crush on you 194 The Mad Lads  - Come closer to me 195 The Box Tops - Choo Choo train 196 Bobby Blue Bland - dreamer 197 Wanda Jackson - Rip It Up 198 Junior Parker - Love Ain't Nothin' but a Business Goin' On 199 The Nightingales ft. Tommy Tate - Just a Little Overcome 200  The Louvin Brothers - Satan is real 201 Overture "Big River" - (1985 Original Broadway Cast) 202 Ike & Tina Turner - Shake 203 Playa Fly - fly shit 204 Adia Victoria - Different Kind Of Love 205 Grateful Dead - Tennessee Jed 206 Red Hot Chili Peppers - Backwoods 207 Otis Redding - Tennessee Waltz 208 Nashville Pussy - The Late Great USA 209 The Paperhead - The true poet 210 Tomahawk - South Paw 211 Night Beats - Her Cold Cold Heart 212 Forest of Tygers - human monster 213 LOSS - All Grows on Tears 214 Charlie McCoy - Wayfaring Stranger 215 Dick Stusso - Modern Music 216 Eddie Noack - Aint the Reaping Ever Done 217 Jason & the Scorchers - Greetings From Nashville   218 Jasmin Kaset and Quichenight - A Single Right Word 219  Gospel Keynotes - Give Me My Flowers 220   WEEN - Scrape the Mucus off My Brain 221 Shannon Shaw - Broke My Own 222 The Jesus Lizard - Blue Shot 223 Eddy Arnold    - Tennessee Stud 224 Clutch - Pure Rock Fury 225 Today Is The Day -  Who Is The Black Angel? 226 Hank Williams Jnr - Tennessee River 227 The Dead Weather -  Bone House 228  Every Mother's Nightmare - Long Haired Country Boy 229 Motley Crue - She goes down 230 Waylon Jennings - Tennessee 231 Dolly Parton - Down On Music Row 232 Jello Biafra & Mojo Nixon - Lets Go Burn Ole Nashville Down 233 The Byrds - Nashville West 234 Sharon Van Etten - Every Time the Sun Comes Up 235 Bill Anderson ~ More Than A Bedroom Thing 236 Dottie West - Route 65 To Nashville 237 Intruder - The Martyr 238 Johnny Cash - Smiling Bill McCall 239 Lynard Skynyrd - Workin For MCA 240 The Everly Brothers  - Nashville Blues 241 Nancy Sinatra & Lee Hazlewood - Elusive Dreams 242 Nashville Bluegrass Band - Im Gonna Love You 243 Ringo Starr - No-No Song 244 Hank Williams - Hey, Good Lookin' 245 The Lovin Spoonful - Nashville Cats 246 They Might Be Giants - James K. Polk 247 Commander Cody  -  Back To Tennessee 248 Wanda Jackson - Shakin' All Over 249 Nitty Gritty Dirt Band - Grand Ole Opry Song 250 Tomahawk - Flashback 251 Megadeth -  Dystopia 252 Dolly Parton -  Train, Train 253 The Clovers - One Mint Julep 254 Trampled By Turtles - Whiskey 255 Tom T. Hall - Nashville is a Groovy Little Town 256 Muddy Waters - I am the blues 257 Foo Fighters - Congregation 258 Pavement - Strings Of Nashville 259 Joe Ely - Tennessees Not The State Im In 260 Waylon Jennings - Nashville Bum 261 The Charmels - As Long As I Got You 262 Eve Maret - Do my thing 263 SABATON - 82nd All the Way 264 Halfway To Hazard - Welcome To Nashville 265 Nashville Pussy - Go Motherfucker Go 266 Indigo Girls - Nashville 267 Snarls - Walk In The Woods 268 Steeler - Cold Day in Hell 269 Strummin' With The Devil  - Jamies Cryin' 270 spazz gummo love theme 271 The Cramps - Cornfed Dames 272 Saxon -  Solid Ball Of Rock 273 Al Green - Tired of Being Alone 274 Soul Friction - It's Out Of My Hands 275 Today Is the Day - Wheelin' 276 Jackie Lynn - Odessa 277 The Jesus Lizard - Nub 278 Bully - Where To Start 279 Sonny Boy Williamson II - Lonesome Cabin 280 Tomahawk - God hates a coward 281 The Louvin Brothers - Knoxville Girl 282 Tom Waits - Jitterbug Boys 283 The Evil Dead Soundtrack  - Bridge Out 284 Wanda Jackson - Thunder On The Mountain 285 Elvis Presley - Where Do I Go From Here 286 Booker T & the MGs - Back Home 287 Ezra Furman & the Harpoons - American Highway 288 Joe Ely - dream camera 289 Assjack - Tennessee Driver 290 Nashville Pussy  - We Want A War 291 Dwight Yoakam - A Thousand Miles From Nowhere 292 Hank Williams, Jr. - Knoxville Courthouse Blues 293 ZZ Top - My Head's in Mississippi 294 Nitty Gritty Dirt Band -  Honky Tonkin' 295 Dead Weather - Die by the Drop 296 The Black Belles - What can I do 297 Dolly Parton  - Cowgirl And The Dandy 298 The Secret Sisters  - I've Got a Feeling 299 Justin Townes Earle - Aint Got No Money 300 Tomahawk - M.E.A.T 301 Jex Thoth - The Places You Walk 302 Bill Carter - Road To Nowhere 303 Bill Dees (Roy Orbison back vocals) - Tennesse Owns My Soul 304 Karen Elson  - The Ghost Who Walks 305 The Who - Whiskey Man 306 Hank Williams III - Crazed Country Rebel 307 The Lost Sounds - I Get Nervous 308 Big Star - September Gurls 309 ZZ Top - Whiskey n Mama 310 Johnny Cash - God's Gonna Cut You Down 666 Isaac Hayes - Hyperbolicsyllablecsesquedalymistic

Hit play: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-iHPcxymC1_X9nesbW37-9FNLiJWOQ1f

[heartburriedinvenice]

<333

Just a friendly reminder that I would never have thought it was possible to go back and remake my previous work, uncovering lost art and forgotten gems along the way, if you hadn’t emboldened me. Red is about to be mine again, but it has always been ours. Tonight we begin again. Red (my version) is out now.

https://taylor.lnk.to/redtaylorsversion

📷: Beth Garrabrant

[heartburriedinvenice]

matt murdock my beloved

[thatlocaleldritchrockstar]

the red and blue have too much simile values and clash against each other for me to read any of your subtitle

Oh sorry man, is this better?

[johannesviii]

By Popular Demand Of Me Being Bored: a compilation of some of my old Eleventh Doctor textpost memes

[images: various screenshots from Doctor Who with text posts pasted on them.

1- Amy floating in space just outside of the TARDIS, Eleven holding her foot to prevent her from floating away - “Across the universe and chill”

2- Amy holding the apple from The Eleventh Hour and Eleven holding her hand, trying to convince her - “I’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right”

3- Eleven falling and making a weird face - “Funny Idiot Falls And Fails Compilation 10 Hours”

4- Eleven touching his bowtie - “yo if you see someone rockin a bow tie that isnt me knock them out”

5- Eleven (panicked) and Clara, trying to land a plane - “Hello yes this is your pilot speaking and by pilot I mean I read a wikihow on flying a plane once so I guess I’ll just have to WING it haha just a little pilot humor okie dokie nothing to worry about folks Im sure I can figure this out”

6- Eleven touching the ground, looking serious - “Uh yeah I’m a pretty big history buff *picks up rock* this has probably been there for a long time. *touches ground* old people once stood on this ground. Maybe even dinosaurs”

7- Eleven talking to the villain from Vampires of Venice - “Vampires always like ‘I could kill you if I wanted’ like? yeah? so could another human being. so could a dog. so could a dedicated duck. You aren’t special”

8- Eleven examining the Pandorica with the sonic - “Spatially inverted Pandora’s box into which you place things in order that they become problems”

9- Eleven sitting on a couch between Amy and Rory, all eating fish fingers and custard - “Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you”

10- Eleven in front of the crack in the wall in Time of the Doctor, pointing at Clara - “The best way to solve problems is to create more problems until you are dead”.]

[heartburriedinvenice]

yes.

just want andrew garfield’s peter parker or matt murdock to be my boyfriend. is that too much to ask for??

[tigerellasims]

Run Zeke, run as fast as you can! Cause there is no safe place for you right now! 😤 From San My to Del Sol - all the ladies are in a fight mode! You messed up big time! Stealing V-Card for that Mia snitch that plays you 👎? Dude, I mean... sigh... are you for real? Let's face it, yeah, you don't deserve Rory, bro! Not sorry! 😎 Deal with the upcoming sh***storm! It's gonna rain hard on you..., thunder and all that jazz! Right, Ella? I'm so freakin' happy to read your reboot! Enjoying it! It reminds me of good old reading times! Keep rockin... I need you on my dash! LOL 🤗😘😌

Lmao. I loved reading every second of this. Thank you for the praise Sue!

[patsavage]

Here’s a song for you… Bad Go Getter by Pat Savage

Here’s a song for you from my new blues collection… "Bad Go Getter" by Sam and Dave originally, we do it like Rory Gallagher did... rockin it!!

[summersromance]

UNTITLED; PROJECT AISLING! ( a camp nano fic )

“I thought you were cute... and then you opened your mouth.”

genre: ya contemporary romance status: outlining pov: first person, dual pov

synopsis:

When homeschooler Aislin Keys crashes her sister’s prom, she knows it won’t end well. She’s always been a jump first, think later kinda gal, and it works out for her... most of the time. Gatecrashing her sister’s prom, is not one of those times. Instead of having a totally rockin’ night with her know-it-all sister, she spends her night sitting by one of her sister’s pretentious-and-annoying-but-kinda-funny classmate, Rory García.

And then she passes out in the punch bucket, because narcolepsy.

When she wakes up, Rory’s panicking, her sister’s threatening to call their parents, and everybody’s watching. So, she does what she does best: jump first, think later. In this case, it means kissing the nearest person (aka: Rory García, the guy she met fifteen seconds ago), and telling her sister that he’s her boyfriend.

synopsis (pt. 2):

Even before ‘mystery girl’ passes out in the punch, Rory García is having a crappy-ass prom. His date ditched him for her ex, his twin won’t shut up, and his English teacher won’t stop bugging him. He’s so done that he does the ultimate prom sin: he drinks the punch, with the company of a hilarious-but-annoying homeschooler.

It’s in the middle of a laugh that she passes out into the punch bucket.

She tells him that she has narcolepsy, right before she kisses him, and tells her sister that they’re dating. And then, to top it all off, she spins around and asks him if he’ll fake date her. It only takes a glance at his ‘date’ to say yes.

characters:

aislin keys: the poster child for disaster protagonists. a sixteen-year-old, ‘failed’ piano prodigy, who’s diagnosed with type 1 narcolepsy.

rory garcía: a reserved intellectual. a sixteen-year-old, super pretentious, and really freakin’ tall boi. loves english, and a total wannabe

saoirse keys: aislin’s sister. will cut u if u spell her name wrong. super supportive, and the Mom Friend™

declan garcía: rory’s twin brother

sasha adler: rory’s date, who ditches him for her ex.

taglist (ask to be added or removed!):

[heartburriedinvenice]

yeah, i know xoxo

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