#robots in heat

[valve3nthusiast]

*starts making up wild bullshit* What if... Soundwave is captured by the autobots, but physically being around someone the same frametype (Blaster) for the first time in millennia sends him into heat

Now he & Blaster are doing the world's most awkward metaphorical mating dance of "I really don't want to fuck that guy bc we're rivals" "...but the babies would be so cute though" while the rest of the autobots either watch on in horror, because the morals of fucking a prisoner are sketchy, or fascination, because this is like a nature documentary to them

[glitch-after-dark]

Valveplug idea: Tarn's first rut/heat after his "Tarn" upgrade/reformat coming at a VERY inconvenient time

I HAVE BEEN ON A TARN KICK SO EXCELLENT TIMING ANON!

He got his body glow up pretty immediately from joining the Decepticons since he already had it at Grindcore, even before the DJD were a twinkle in Megatron's eye. Probably safe to blame the usual culprits of either Lobe (Phase Sixer Creator) or Shockwave for it. But just picture Glitch turned Damus again, since it's more dignified, all baby deer legs getting used to being a tank and the utter joy of having hands and a face, doing his physical therapist transformations and walk to test the new body.

He transforms and takes off excited to experience it and runs straight into Overlord, who is all ready to bully Megatron's new favorite, and challenges him to a spar. Damus, overconfident and feeling powerful for the first time in a very long time, refuses to backdown and starts fighting with him. He actually gets distracted on the high of how good it feels to be so sturdy after taking a solid punch to the face and ends up smiles at Overlord strangely sweetly in a way that throws him enough to let Damus get in a crotch shot which is when things start getting dirty.

He did get in plenty of stupid wrestling fights with the Outlier Gang and he was always " a bit of bastard" when fighting previously, though he is used to being smaller and wigglier he is untrained but not inexperienced.

Overlord though has been fighting for thousands of years even before the war and is an Actual Bastard. So when he starts feeling the early pings of a heat starting to clear all the junk data of the new frame and the temperature starting up he decides to take advantage. Grappling turns to caressing and groping. Focuses more on pinning and forcing their bodies close together. Teasing sensitive seams and if he can get his mouth close enough a quick bite on a choice piece of kibble.

The thrill of his new body and physical exertion quickly starts to turn salacious and Damus is finding it hard to think or truly fight back as Overlord manages to pin him more and more easily, nibbling along his neck cables, hands grabbing his hips and pulling their arrays flush together while steam puffs from the seams.

Before he knows it he's open mouthed panting and grounding back, metal sending sparks against each other's plating that fold away when Damus skills after a particular sharp bite falling forward on his face, head swimming with a yelp. Overlord laughs and is not kind at all when he pulls back and bottoms out in one cruel push making Damus scream at the sudden use of his valve array which is soaked but oversensitive from both heat and newness.

Soon he is squealing and moaning uncoordinated and clumsy trying to push back, only to have his head shoved down while Overlord fucks him gracelessly through two quick overloads in succession before the first witness arrives. Damus recovers enough sense to weakly push himself so his face isn't completely pressed down with a steadying arm when the second one shocks through him clearing a little bit, though he is still physically lax and a puddle of static and pleasure as anything and everything Overlord is doing from digging fingers into his seams to biting everything he can touch to gripping his hips so hard they dent flips over the pleasure sensors.

Damus makes eye contact with the first Decepticon come to watch Overlord's catch and starts to struggle only for Overlord to grab him and force his head upright to watch as others gather and be able to look away or hide while they get to see his face through each and every subsequent overload.

It ends with Damus shaky, looking like he'd been mauled and simultaneously feeling satisfied and utterly humiliated. Overlord never lets him live it down and the hatred is entirely personal from then having to limp back and get repaired.

[mothcpu]

entry for a halloween zine with friends!

[coastalmangoes]

that one gq heat stroke image

[nuefass]

Do you have more decepticons or autobots requests?

I’m drawing art requests if that’s what you’re asking. 🤭

here’s starscream in heat to keep you occupied, who would you like drawn?

[baconmayoman]

eaating bombds

[koodless]

Holiday/ winter themed scribbles (mostly fire/ fire types keeping everyone warm and Christmas) (late Christmas post sorry)

Happy holidays everyone!

[aspiringnexu]

Transformers headcanon:

Optimus, given his past as an archivist, has Opinions on literature and they are VERY STRONG.

He can and will viciously defend his favourite authors. Its the only time he really gets visibly emotional (other than when his Autobots are hurt) and it doesn't matter who you are, if your literary tastes bring bad vibes he will let you know. (And when I say 'viciously' I mean vicious for Optimus. Which would be mildly annoyed on any other mech. He just stares at you, Disapprovingly, before tearing apart whichever work you brought up with references and a bibliography like its his final dissertation for his five year degree.)

Megatron also has very strong literary opinions, mostly on poetry, and occasionally the Autobots and Decepticons will bear witness to their leaders engaging in the most violent bookclub meeting in history.

[isfjmel-phleg]

January 2025 Books

Work by Louisa May Alcott

The first part of the book, which explores the protagonist's efforts to get by in various lines of work, caught my interest. But I was less invested in the second half, which was mostly a lot of pining and hero-worship. Alcott has interesting things to say, but the ending with its emphasis on the sisterhood/partnership of many different women doesn't feel as earned as it could be after chapters and chapters of swooning over Mr. Totally Not Thoreau.

Wormwood Abbey and Drake Hall by Christina Baehr

The premise of these is striking and I feel there's a middle-grade adventure novel in here about the protagonist's brother and younger cousins that is just dying to emerge.

A Clearer Sky by Krystal Bailey

A sequel to The Secret Garden ostensibly about the effects of WWI on the now grown-up Mary, Dickon, and Colin, but mostly concerned with a love triangle between them. It seems to be more influenced by the 1993 film than the original book; multiple features specific to the film come up, and the narrative contradicts the book multiple times and ignores or misinterprets important characters and relationships.

(For instance: Colin's obnoxiousness is exaggerated and made defining in order to emphasize Dickon's preferability as a romantic prospect, and the boys are not friends but openly hostile romantic rivals until Colin is safely interested in a woman who isn't Mary. Mrs. Sowerby is just an obstacle to Mary and Dickon's romance rather than a beloved mother figure, and she dies off-screen in passing, barely mourned. Martha and Dickon are the only Sowerby siblings. Dr. Craven is never mentioned and seems not to exist, since the long-tenured local doctor whom Mary goes to work for is an OC. Mrs. Medlock retires to spend time with her grandchildren, although it's implicit in the book that she is not a mother. Mary brushes off her parents' neglect by acknowledging to herself that it must be hard to have to deal with a child, especially one as "introspective" [???] as she was. Etc.)

There was potential in subplots like Mary's working for the local clinic and eventually going to London to work as a postal carrier, but ultimately the book's point is all the romance. I did not care for how this was portrayed--yes, I am very picky about this sort of thing, but I felt that the relationships between Mary / Dickon and Colin / Female OC were shallow, increasingly so as the book ended.

This was made more difficult because, despite the presence of an editor, this text badly needed editing for wordiness, excessive and poorly-used dialogue tags, injudicious overuse of adverbs, "off" word choices, preoccupation with facial tics, etc. Lack of historical research also stood out; although the author states in her note that she did research certain aspects of WWI but did not want this story to be a work of academic research, attention to basic details of daily life and social customs in England at this time would have better grounded the narrative in the setting it was attempting to portray without getting too "academic" about it.

For a novel that presented itself as a homage to the original story, it showed a lot less interest in interacting with and drawing from the story than it did in how soon the ship will kiss. And as someone who loves The Secret Garden for its friendships and themes and who has never particularly cared whom any of these kids got together with, I was disappointed.

Shirley by Charlotte Bronte

A few interesting characters, but so much digression into social issues and satire and so. much. pining. for an incredibly mediocre man. The friendship between Caroline and Shirley felt more real, probably because Shirley apparently was inspired by Emily Bronte, who passed away before this book was completed.

Cousin Phillis and Other Tales by Elizabeth Gaskell

These are uneven for me. Some of them I liked well enough, others dragged, and others puzzled me more than anything. Whatever the case, though, Gaskell is always fantastic at characterization.

The Blithedale Romance by Nathaniel Hawthorne

Once again, I don't get why any of these people are romantically interested in the people they're interested in (which is a major part of everyone's motivations here). I see what Hawthorne is doing thematically, I think, and I respect it, but this isn't one I'll pick up again in a hurry. I'm still interested in trying some of his other works, though.

Here in the Real World by Sara Pennypacker (reread)

There's a whole middle-grade subgenre about young people finding some kind of healing or personal growth through engaging with a private place in nature, and maybe someday I'll hunt more down. This story was still good on the second read, although I wanted very badly to step in and help the kids with the religious misconceptions that follow them throughout the narrative. (They're planting a garden in the ruins of a demolished church. One of the kids knows practically nothing about Christianity; the other knows just enough to completely misunderstand it, and they never get to a point of deeper understanding but are left to arrive at their own disjointed conclusions.)

Fugitive Telemetry by Martha Wells (reread)

Still enjoying the reread of this series.

The Road to Roswell by Connie Willis

I expected to like this one, but not as much as I actually did! It reads like a screwball comedy crossed with scifi, westerns, and road trip comedies. It's so much fun. I never expected to find an alien that resembles a tumbleweed to be so ultimately endearing, the adventure and plot twists kept things interesting, and I actually liked this romance because it wasn't all-consuming, the characters developed an actual relationship over the course of the story, and it made sense for the genre(s). Definitely the best story I could have started the year off with.

Comics

Space Boy by Stephen McCranie (reread)

I need to reread this sometimes. This month was one of those times.

JSA Omnibus Vol. 1-2

Like a lot of team books, JSA 1999 tends to be more about action than character development, and a lot of the storylines didn't do much for me. But some of them did, like the time travel arc in which various JSA legacies have to go back in time to convince their predecessors not to give up on heroics. And Albert's rather heart-breaking descent into darkness and desire for redemption. And Rick's storyline about the one last hour he gets to spend with his dad and how that resolves. I need to finish the last twenty or so issues for completeness.

DC Finest: Events: Zero Hour Part One

Nice to have some context for this event that's so pivotal to the era of comics that I tend to read from! Not all of these issues made sense to me, since I'm not familiar with all these characters, but the ones that I have enough background for were interesting. I will definitely be getting Part Two when it's released (in part because it collects some issues featuring some of my particular people).

[xitsensunmoon]

I think the only thing that annoys me about dca's youtooz plushies is their bells.

Not the sound tho! But when cuddling them. If they're not under the blanket before you cuddle them the metal of the bells gets cold and unpleasant to touch when you're all cozy. It's so uncool and not romantic at all bitch take them off >:'(

[stormbreaker-290]

I need that robot ruined

[valve3nthusiast]

Why can't I find any ratchlock heatfics where Deadlock is the one in heat 🤨

Guess I just have to use my imagination...

Starts as your standard "oh no! it looks like we're stranded on this ship together" sort of thing, but then Deadlock disappears into his room and Ratchet starts getting worried when he doesn't come out. Like yes, maaaaybe it's a little stupid for him to wonder why a dangerous decepticon isn't pestering him anymore but. It's concerning...

The minute he gets that locked door open, he's immediately hit by the EMF field of a mech already days into their heat. Deadlock is sitting on the berth, leaning against the wall, legs spread and trembling, with one hand shoved as far up his own valve as it can go

Thank Primus for medical overrides, Ratchet thinks when his spike doesn't pressurize. He's immediately trying to do doctor shit, making sure Deadlock isnt overheating and has enough fluids (and keeping a stranglehold on his professionality. this is a patient, and he is a medic. any feelings he has about this are irrelevant to the situation)

Deadlock is. too busy trying to grind his valve against Ratchets leg to refuse the energon he's being fed. But once he's not running nearly empty, he suddenly finds his vocalizer again... Ratchet almost wishes he hadn't

He makes it known that he would be perfectly happy if Ratchet were to help him through his heat. Loudly. With physical demonstrations for Ratchet's benefit. Ratchet is running through the numerous reasons he shouldn't fuck Deadlock, but they're getting less and less convincing...

Especially when he does things like guiding Ratchet's sensitive medic hands to his mouth and licking them sensually, or desperately fingering himself open and presenting his dripping valve to Ratchet, begging to be claimed... that's the one that finally gets Ratchet to break, grabbing Deadlock by the hips and sinking his spike into that beautiful, needy slit

Deadlock would be so pretty, whining and moaning under Ratchet, finally filled after days of being empty; his heat protocols go nuts, sending him into overload after overload. On his hands and knees, desperately begging for harder! harder! as Ratchet pounds into him and fills his tank with transfluid

Ratchet using his unreal medic stamina to tenderly fuck Deadlock for a week straight, until he's a happy, strutless puddle. Once Deadlock has had that thick spike, it would never leave his valve. Ratchet probably wakes up every morning to a purring Deadlock's legs wrapped around him, arrays still joined together and messy with transfluid from the previous night...

[cr0ws-cha0t1c-c0llect10n]

wondering if i should liveblog my robo-baby experience for child dev……. it’s so so inchresting but i doubt i’ll even go online that much cause i just wanna hold the baby

[moonstonecanyon]

(August 2024.)

Hello fruity men <3

[mychlapci]

ratchet has really tame heats in his old age to the point where they barely register as anything more than a sudden yet manageable rise in libido. he doesn't really worry about it but once he and drift get together his system decides that it's time to fire on all cylinders and ratchet is a mess. he's drooling and crying and clinging to drift. he's never had a heat so strong before. his spark feels like it's about to give out, unable to handle all the overloads his body demands... he feels hot and wet and exhausted. drift finds it both cute and worrying.

[connor-rk800]

fire-starter