#robots function

[beebfreeb]

(it's like kisses to them)

Drawing of my regular laptop who is so normal!

[deadmaidclub]

my only complaint about data is i wish he was worse

[plumadot]

little robot factory <3

[voidedjuice]

Songstress robot model UTA-3305, assigned to entertain guests at a high-end restaurant. Currently slowly going out of order due to lacking maintenance, and the presence of foreign biological material growing inside it.

Though it is a robot, it wishes to come to understand the human emotions it's been made to sing about all its "life". Please do entertain it with your stories while you pass by.

[sunnysideasleep]

what if miku was in hi fi rush ooeeoo

[prokopetz]

Giant robot with those big, looping, fully exposed tubes sticking out of its back. Opponent thinks they're going to be clever and buck genre convention by targeting this obvious weakness; is immediately blinded by a blast of highly pressurised barbecue sauce.

[macholatcho]

This is what I imagine being a man is like in big family functions

[kewpiekills]

don’t worry, she’s just getting some help with target practice!!

[canonkiller]

Orm looms over her shoulder. "The gods took your weapons and gave you children."

She goes as rigid as the resting city.

Orm's clover-shaped face folds with a clatter, shuttering; the warforged is laughing. "I steal the words from Maes. Credit your surprise to them, not I."

"You are not children," Valka answers eventually. "When the warforged woke, they - you - understood violence. You understood that you were being used."

"Did we?" Orm asks. "Would children?"

some less polished warforged, D6 and Orm. these guys weren't gonna come up for a long while, in a self-governing, physically walking warforged settlement named Wanderstrand - a lifestyle only possible, with the destruction after the war, when your main population doesn't require any food or water from the land it visits.

[al-luviec]

zane + nya parallels

[dirt-str1der]

Just finished Dr Stone Reboot

[everyone-calm-down]

Having now watched both Wild Robot and The Iron Giant, I’ve concluded that Roz and Giant would be besties actually

[weirderscience]

i dont think AM would necessarily hate his humanized versions of himself. i actually think hed be really into it in a very egocentric way and be really picky about how hes depicted. and bc he is pretty much a culmination of all the bias of humanity he probably would want everyone to draw him looking super buff and sexy and alpha male esque and get -really- fucking mad when you dont

[paradimeart]

prowl has 0 idea what goes on in protoform development these days

(V.S. = vector sigma)

[urlocalwhumper]

android whumpee being beaten to shit in front of a restrained human caretaker. whumper jeering that plastic can't feel pain as they take a metal bat to whumpee's limbs, ignoring caretaker's desperate cries to leave them alone and the android's "blood" staining the concrete blue. (or whatever color you prefer android "blood" to be)

once whumper leaves, caretaker rushes to whumpee's side, but there really isn't much they can do. androids can "heal" like humans do for small things, but damage this extensive and severe is going to need professional repairs.

whumpee is doing their absolute best to stay as functional as they can. shutting down in front of caretaker would only traumatize them further; it'd be like watching whumpee die right before their eyes, even though they could easily be restarted once they'd been repaired. no, they needed to stay online, no matter how many errors filled their display or how badly it hurt.

only one of whumpee's limbs still has function - their left arm - and they use it to weakly grasp caretaker's hand as they pull their phone out of their pocket to call for help.

"you're gonna be okay." caretaker says, voice shaking as they gently kiss whumpee's knuckles. "everything's gonna be okay."

whumpee dismisses all the errors blocking their vision, they can feel the extent of the damage fine enough, so they can look at caretaker clearly.

"i might shut down." they say, and caretaker's head whipped up to look at them so fast whumpee was a bit concerned for their neck.

"it's not permanent." they quickly add, seeing the distress on caretaker's face. "androids- we shut down when we're too damaged to stay functional. once the damage is fixed, we come back good as new." they squeeze caretaker's hand. "it's sort of like... passing out. scary, but i'll be okay."

"you better be." caretaker mumbles. whumpee can't help but laugh a little at that.

and then their vision blacks out.

[xebecdav]

me personally i think humanoid aperture robots would be cooler if they only had 1 eye just like all the other ones. to me.